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Brent |
In kindergarten, Canadian children get a good start on the alphabet as they learn a new letter, then go around town looking for it. Unfortunately a lot of the kids get stuck on "A" and they can't stop saying it the rest of their lives.
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Nice work Brent. Impressive start considering the stingier rating trend...
(Lane - Jul 15, 2005 01:28:36 AM)
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I'm sure you've all heard this one, but:
Q: How did Canada get it's name?
A: They put a whole bunch of letters in a hat. Then one guy drew 3 letters out one at a time, saying (in my best Bob McKenzie voice) "C", eh., "N", eh. "D", eh.
It works better as a visual joke.
(Jeff - Jul 15, 2005 02:08:10 PM)
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This is good. The last half of contest one a plummeted, getting no better than a 5.10. It's nice to see your name at #1 in the Power Rankings, even if it is just for 1 week..
(Brent - Jul 16, 2005 12:44:48 AM)
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6.60 |
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Anonymous |
In a desperate attempt to not misplace one of her children, Kim the first Canadian to give birth to nonuplets, tethers them together for the journey to the pediatrician.
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16 |
5.56 |
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Lane |
"Teacher! I don't mean to be difficult, but I believe Suzy's hat exceeds the flamboyant threshold..."
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15 |
5.53 |
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Brent |
The Lollipop Guild strikes out from the land of Oz to tour the world. However, they run out of money in Calgary and are forced to sell themselves into slavery.
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15 |
5.40 |
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Michelle |
"I took fertility drugs, and all I got was this lousy herd of kids."
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15 |
5.40 |
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Lane |
After finishing the latest Harry Potter book, little Bobby was anxious to try out some of what he'd learned on that mean teacher lady that always tied them up...
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15 |
5.40 |
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Cray |
Nine reasons why Lane is still single.
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I resisted the urge to put something like this. I guess somebody out there had lesser self control. :)
(Jeff - Jul 12, 2005 10:13:11 AM)
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At least they didn't put "10 reasons...". :)
(Lane - Jul 12, 2005 10:16:02 AM)
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Lane, that's hilarious. You're a good sport.
(Marco - Jul 13, 2005 11:42:45 PM)
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cray, lane needs some hot setups. tell brenda to get after the single teachers at Lone Peak and hook lane up!
(Mike K - Jul 15, 2005 02:54:23 PM)
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15 |
5.13 |
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Steven |
Hey! That kid's not wearing a hat!
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15 |
5.07 |
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| 9 |
Brent |
Lane and his group find some other Mormons.
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15 |
5.00 |
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Brian |
Legalized marijuana and black market babies! the new force driving the Canadian economy!
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15 |
4.87 |
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Jared |
(Dog #8 pointing): Whoa! Check out that lead dog, I'd follow her anywhere!
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15 |
4.73 |
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Brent |
In Canadian preschools, they round up their kids, take them to ice rinks and force them to learn hockey. It works, but it leaves them scarred for life, which is why Canadians are always a little weird.
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15 |
4.60 |
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Michelle |
"Now where can I tie these buggers up while I go in that bar for a gin and tonic?" "How about that light pole over there, teacher!"
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15 |
4.60 |
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Steven |
Evidence of the Canadians efforts to domesticate little children.
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15 |
4.60 |
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Donna |
Canada takes their laws very seriously. These kids are on the way to the slammer for soiling their underpants, spilling milk, crying, throwing food, whining . . .
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15 |
4.53 |
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Lane |
A British agent detains some shady looking toddlers and takes them downtown for questioning about the London bombing. Since 9/11 MI5's policy is that NO one is exempt from suspicion.
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15 |
4.40 |
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Brian |
How many kindergartners can match miss Andersons strength in tug-o-war? wait and see.
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4.33 |
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Cray |
Weight watchers latest stragety: Just Three hours on the leash twice a week and see how you'll look.
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oh, yes. that's a great stragety. or is it a strategery? :)
(Michelle - Jul 11, 2005 05:31:15 PM)
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But could it be considered a stratagem? That's when you have a REALLY good stragety. "Oh man, that's a strataGEM!"
(Lane - Jul 11, 2005 05:50:51 PM)
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4.20 |
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Guinevere |
"Ramming speed!" orders Quintus Arrius.
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15 |
4.20 |
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Lane |
Leader: "Where is he? 9th and Memorial, 12 noon sharp, he said. Have cash ready, transaction will be nice and discreet. The brats will be the perfect cover..."
2nd toddler from left: "Excuse me ma'am. I believe that's your man right there."
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4.13 |
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Steve |
Aparently the child labo lwas are a little different up north. Yeee-aah mush, mush.
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To heck with Labo lwas! Those communist unions are going down! YEEE-AAH!
(Brian - Jul 12, 2005 05:58:15 PM)
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16 |
4.00 |
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Michelle |
"I have kiddies here! Free to a good home! Anyone want a kiddie?"
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15 |
3.93 |
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Jeff T |
Today's field trip will be mountaineering "rope team" practice. No, we will not be wearing those pointy "nail shoes", Joey.
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3.93 |
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Brent |
Mike finds some girl that aren't too tall for him.
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C'mon now...he aren't THAT short. :)
(Lane - Jul 12, 2005 03:53:01 PM)
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That's meant to say some girlS that aren't too tall for him. Sorry Mike, this was probably a low (get it) blow.
(Anonymous - Jul 12, 2005 03:53:28 PM)
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Perhaps a low (confused) blow.
(Brian - Jul 12, 2005 05:54:40 PM)
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Ok, help me out here guys, this caption is not funny because a) Just because Mike's not as tall as me doesn't mean he's short (how tall are you anyway Mikey?) b) Making fun of Mike isn't funny. c)It has bad grammar d)all of the above e) none of the above.
(Brent - Jul 16, 2005 12:42:51 AM)
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For me it was partly grammar, but partly because it's not all little girls (there are some little boys).
(Lane - Jul 17, 2005 11:09:40 AM)
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3.80 |
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Michelle |
Just moments later, Michelle jumped out of the car and stole the cu-u-ute hat from the little girl in front.
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15 |
3.67 |
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Cray |
I think that one in this litter will make a great bird kid, see he already knows how to point.
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3.53 |
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Marco |
The Fantastic 9: "Well supel fliends, this one appeals to be flozen while looking at the stud... We can help her... Pull! Pull!"
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are these asian children?
(Brian - Jul 12, 2005 05:52:49 PM)
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3.00 |
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Nephi |
I am soooooo horney! If I could just find a place to tie up these damn brats!
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this one should have won. Too bad you are part of Lane's imagination.
(Nate - Jul 15, 2005 12:24:42 PM)
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i liked this one as well! maybe no one got it.
(Mike K - Jul 15, 2005 02:51:58 PM)
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I'd like to meet the person who is too low brow to get "Horny Jokes"
(Brian - Jul 15, 2005 09:49:01 PM)
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2.93 |
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Marco |
"Hey lady! Let us go or we'll poop on ya!"
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2.93 |
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Brian |
Mrs. Apu Nahassapeemapetelon visits Calgary stampede.
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kudos for correct last name spelling
(Steven - Jul 13, 2005 11:04:14 PM)
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2.87 |
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July 11-17, 2005
