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Nate |
Cruises for people that didn't make good retirement plans.
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I love that picture. My favorite caption was Michael's. The one about being alone with the beautiful ladies on a samll raft. That is the good life.
(Nate - Sep 23, 2005 12:20:11 AM)
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I laughed Pretty hard with this one. I am not suprised it won. Well Done.
(Michael - Sep 23, 2005 09:12:38 AM)
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17 |
6.41 |
- |
| 2 |
Michael |
"This is the last time I rent a boat on the internet."
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17 |
5.88 |
- |
| 3 |
Nate |
The Professor, Mary Ann and Ginger finally made it back. Gilligan, however, was not as lucky.
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RIP, Bob Denver (Little Buddy) 1935-2005.
(Lane - Sep 21, 2005 11:34:41 AM)
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17 |
5.76 |
- |
| 4 |
Lane |
As law enforcement began cracking down on polygamy, it became increasingly difficult to find places where it was still legal to practice it...
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17 |
5.71 |
- |
| 5 |
Mike K |
A forgetful episode of Golden Girls in which Rose and Blanche date the same rich oil tycoon from Texas.
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Uh, don't you mean "forgettable"?
(Jeff - Sep 22, 2005 12:22:06 PM)
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Yes, I meant forgettable. Oops.
(Anonymous - Sep 22, 2005 01:05:10 PM)
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I see a new feature request for Lane. The edit comment button.
(Michael - Sep 22, 2005 03:19:48 PM)
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Funny you should mention...I actually finished it just yesterday. Look for it next week...
(Lane - Sep 22, 2005 03:21:33 PM)
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This thing just gets better and better! Thanks Lane!
(Michael - Sep 22, 2005 03:42:07 PM)
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17 |
5.53 |
- |
| 6 |
Michael |
"Aaah yeah me and two beautiful ladies on a small raft. What more could a guy ask for?"
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17 |
5.41 |
- |
| 7 |
Amy M |
"Geez, first our vacation in Thailand and now at home in New Orleans."
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17 |
5.41 |
- |
| 8 |
Mike K |
Senior Girl Squad!
Left: "My tan looks soooo gooood!"
Middle: "I have a crush on every bald man."
Right: "My Aqua Velva attracts ALL the hot 60-year olds."
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Nice Caption!
(Casey - Sep 21, 2005 10:54:47 AM)
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I think it is a rip off. No points for originality.
http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs1.html
(Michael - Sep 21, 2005 11:37:48 AM)
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Plagiarism! And here I thought the caption author had completely made the whole thing up...
(Lane - Sep 21, 2005 12:45:19 PM)
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Rip-offs can be funny. But this one didn't pull it off for me. MSG'd!!!!!
(Nate - Sep 21, 2005 10:33:07 PM)
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17 |
5.41 |
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| 9 |
Mike K |
All good comedians learn to visualize their jokes: "So there's a Polack, a Jew, and an American on a raft..."
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17 |
5.41 |
- |
| 10 |
Cray |
Hurricane chasers prepare for a front row look at Rita.
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17 |
5.29 |
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| 11 |
William |
The NEW and improved FEMA team.
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William is a potw virgin...not a bad perfomance:)
(Julie H - Sep 23, 2005 10:32:23 AM)
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Nice job William. You are not one of Lane's imaginary friends are you?
(Nate - Sep 23, 2005 11:49:41 AM)
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17 |
5.12 |
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| 12 |
Nick |
...The Final three survivors. Who will outsit? outpaddel? outweigh?
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I would leave a better comment then this one if I could.
(Anonymous - Sep 19, 2005 04:28:09 PM)
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17 |
5.06 |
- |
| 13 |
Lane |
Remembering always being banished to the "little kids table" during Thanksgiving...the grandkids got their revenge later in life during a harbor tour, banishing the grandparents to the "overflow tag-along" raft.
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17 |
4.94 |
- |
| 14 |
Mike K |
Captivated by the film Cocoon, these senile and delusional seniors swear they've found the river that ensures them eternal youth.
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17 |
4.88 |
- |
| 15 |
Steve |
Cruise ships just don't have the allure they used to.
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18 |
4.78 |
- |
| 16 |
Mike K |
"Who needs Dr. Kevorkian? We'll just paddle out then jump in!"
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17 |
4.76 |
- |
| 17 |
Cray |
Book of Mormon enthusiasts decide to recreate Lehi"s voyage to the promised land
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17 |
4.71 |
- |
| 18 |
Brent |
Jordan (right) and Trent (left) are still lost on the Green River. Michelle (middle) curses the day she didn't ride in Lane and Mike's raft.
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17 |
4.65 |
- |
| 19 |
Lane |
Tired of 'The Price is Right' reruns and eating at Chuck-A-Rama? Want to be active and have endless energy, like you were 18 again? Introducing WELLBUTRIN*, new from Pfizer. Ask your doctor if Wellbutrin is right for you.
*Side effects include accelerated aging, baldness, chilly knees, and rigor mortis of the right hand.
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17 |
4.65 |
- |
| 20 |
Amy M |
"After eating 10,000 popsicles for the sticks to make this thing, I am too fat to row."
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10,000 is how many it took huh. I have always wondered about that.
(Michael - Sep 20, 2005 11:46:56 AM)
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17 |
4.65 |
- |
| 21 |
Michelle |
This was shaping up to be the best field trip ever for these residents of the Shady Grove Retirement Community. Harry pretended he was Willy Wonka on his chocolate river, Marge brought along her invisible dog Walter, and Edna...well, you know Edna--she kept her eyes closed and never stopped shouting, "I'm sparkling! I'm sparkling!"
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17 |
4.65 |
- |
| 22 |
Michael |
"Whatever you do guys DON'T TOUCH THE WATER! It looks a bit contaminated. See look what I just found"
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17 |
4.47 |
- |
| 23 |
Cray |
Alright hit it.
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17 |
4.47 |
- |
| 24 |
Amy M |
Thanks to Violet's ingenious creation during arts and crafts these three found their ticket out of the Riverside Old Fart's home, so what if the conversation is lacking and repetitive, they're FREE.
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17 |
4.29 |
- |
| 25 |
Joel |
"Why does it feel like we're going in circles."
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17 |
4.29 |
- |
| 26 |
Lane |
Wilfred: "Why did you stop paddling, Ethel, we're almost there. C'mon, put your BACK into it!"
Ethel: "Oh put a sock in it! I can't move my fingers...maybe you should take a turn, Beatrice."
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17 |
4.24 |
- |
| 27 |
Michael |
Refugess from the lakeside retirement home in the background.
"We're free! FREE!"
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17 |
4.24 |
- |
| 28 |
Casey |
Lane, I didn't know that your dad was a polygamist!
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Indeed. He lives the Law of Consecration as well...comes in really handy when I need to borrow his truck.
(Lane - Sep 19, 2005 05:02:30 PM)
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17 |
4.18 |
- |
| 29 |
Michael |
With their makeshift raft, they paddle their way to a deserted island in search of buried treasure, living out their pirate fantisies.
"Ahoy Captian, I see gold!"
"That's not gold you landlubber, that's sand."
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17 |
4.18 |
- |
| 30 |
Nate |
You know you have it good when these are your in-laws.
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17 |
4.18 |
- |
| 31 |
Amy M |
Let us see which of the three of us can look more homely, shall we? Okay on the count of 3, 1...2...3...I'd say they all did a fairly good job.
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17 |
4.06 |
- |
| 32 |
Nate |
This is what Lane did with all the 'anonymous' users so there will be less crappy captions.
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FEWER crappy captions. FEWER.
(Anonymous - Sep 19, 2005 09:56:38 PM)
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17 |
3.88 |
- |
| 33 |
Jeff T |
"Where's the kraut and Bratwurst?"
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I didn't understand this one? Now that the contest is over, did anyone else understand it?
(Anonymous - Sep 23, 2005 04:24:16 PM)
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Well, lots of people eat kraut and bratwurst at tailgate parties. So maybe Jeff was making refernece to that. But the old folks don't look like they are tailgating so it doesn't make much sense. that is probably why it got such a low score.
(Nate - Sep 25, 2005 09:32:42 AM)
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I'm glad to see it did so well. :) My wife thought they looked like a bunch of German tourists searching for Kraut and Bratwurst. That's all.
(Jeff - Sep 26, 2005 08:46:25 AM)
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17 |
3.18 |
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September 19-25, 2005
