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You |
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Mike K |
What typically happens to guys after more than 45 minutes of shopping.
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Bravo!
(Michael - Nov 25, 2005 09:12:21 AM)
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And it's even true! I've seen it happen in real life!
(Karin - Nov 25, 2005 01:27:30 PM)
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15 |
5.87 |
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Mike K |
Day 2
Subject: Lane Pollock
Substance: Diet Dew
Method: Cold Turkey
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Mmm, diet dew and cold turkey...:)
(Lane - Nov 22, 2005 02:51:09 PM)
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15 |
5.80 |
- |
| 3 |
Brian |
Wow, mike. a massage chair AND a heat lamp?! this is the best valentines day EVER!
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15 |
5.73 |
- |
| 4 |
Jeff T |
Two associates gladly demonstrate the IKEA build-it-yourself CIA torture chair and lamp.
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15 |
5.53 |
- |
| 5 |
Lane |
"Well, would you look at that. You're still feeling pain in that right molar because I put a filling in the LEFT one. Oh man, I kill myself sometimes..."
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15 |
5.53 |
- |
| 6 |
Michelle |
"You're right, Lane! You DO have a really nice uvula!"
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15 |
5.47 |
- |
| 7 |
Jonathan |
Mike and Lane inspect the results of their newly purchased nose-hair trimmer, a product most friends don't share.
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16 |
5.38 |
- |
| 8 |
Lane |
Mike: "Hey Lane, let's play doctor."
Lane: "I can't BELIEVE you just asked me that...everyone knows dentist is way funner, let's go!"
Mike: "Yeah!"
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15 |
5.33 |
- |
| 9 |
Mike K |
Amy tries to take the picture: "C'mon guys, just act NORMAL!"
Mike and Lane exchange innocent glances: "Uhh, we ARE!"
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15 |
5.20 |
- |
| 10 |
Jeff T |
Lacking any real war scars, Lane resorts to impressing others with scars from his tonsil removal 25 years ago.
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15 |
5.13 |
- |
| 11 |
Cray |
To mike, a double chin at 31 is a laughing matter.
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15 |
5.13 |
- |
| 12 |
Lane |
New, exclusively at IKEA: The Exorcism Lamp. Simply point lamp at possessed individual's face and flip switch. It's loads of fun for the whole family!
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15 |
5.07 |
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Brian |
Lane: "shiny!"
Mike: "yes, lane. you like shiny things don't you?"
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15 |
5.00 |
- |
| 14 |
Cray |
Next time you go to a funeral, mike, don't over dress.
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15 |
5.00 |
- |
| 15 |
Ryan |
Next, on America's Funniest Security Videos...
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16 |
4.75 |
- |
| 16 |
Amy E |
Metrosexual shopping at it's best . . . . gotta love the European touch.
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15 |
4.60 |
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| 17 |
Amy E |
Cabela's, who needs Cabela's. This Ikea place is pretty dang cool. Just look at this baby, 184 watts of pure lighting power. Heck it even looks cool with its ultra sleek silver design. With the right adapter and Lane's Xterra we could light up any campsite.
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15 |
4.53 |
- |
| 18 |
Jeff T |
Nate - "And THIS is what you get for allowing the words twitternated to appear on your website"
Lane - "aaaaaahhhh! It's not my fault (aaarrgh!), I couldn't help it! It was AMY! Please MAKE IT STOP!"
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15 |
4.47 |
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| 19 |
David |
Mike looks like he derives too much joy from Lane's discomfiture.
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16 |
4.44 |
- |
| 20 |
Lane |
"I don't know what happened...he called and was rambling on about a little girl coming out of his TV...? All I know is that's gotta be the goofiest face ever!"
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15 |
4.40 |
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| 21 |
Mike K |
Mike documents Lane's first trip to a topless show on their way through Vegas.
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15 |
4.33 |
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| 22 |
Nate |
After sleeping at the Holiday Inn Mike is ready to give Lane a root canal.
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15 |
4.27 |
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| 23 |
Casey |
Mike: "Lane, those crest white strips really do work!"
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15 |
4.20 |
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| 24 |
Amy M |
"I thought you said you were looking for the negative effects of Yellow No. 5."
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15 |
4.13 |
- |
| 25 |
David |
Just stare into the light, now imagine that you are melting.......
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16 |
4.12 |
- |
| 26 |
Michael |
These two grieve in different ways. Lane yells sobs, and Mike tries to hide it the best he can.
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15 |
4.07 |
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| 27 |
Michael |
Lane: No No not the super make-em-crazy torture light! No No anything but that... Aaaaaaaaaaa!
Mike: TeeHee TeeHee..... --Evil Laugh--
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thanks for clarifying that it was an evil laugh...otherwise, i would have thought it was just giggling. :)
(Michelle - Nov 21, 2005 09:33:45 AM)
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I wonder what Mikie's evil laugh would sounds like. I may be like a giggle.
(Michael - Nov 21, 2005 01:26:29 PM)
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mikie? that seems kind of like a girly way to spell it...so a mikie would probably giggle after all. :) but i'm pretty sure that mikey's evil laugh would be more like a mwahahahaha!
(Michelle - Nov 21, 2005 02:00:09 PM)
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I've seen Mike spell his name like that...and he dots the i's with little hearts...
(Lane - Nov 21, 2005 02:07:59 PM)
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and a big rainbow over the whole thing. now I imagine mike carrying around those folders with ponies and dolphins all over them.
(Brian - Nov 21, 2005 02:21:15 PM)
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maybe it could be like an evil giggle.
(Brian - Nov 21, 2005 02:22:35 PM)
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Is there such a thing as an evil giggle? If so, what does that sound like?
(Michael - Nov 21, 2005 02:34:28 PM)
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hey! what's going on here? i don't giggle...end of story! (tee hee) oh...and my folders have unicorns on them...not dolphins and ponies...thank you very much!
(Mike K - Nov 21, 2005 02:51:54 PM)
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15 |
4.00 |
- |
| 28 |
Amy E |
Next, its stirrups time! Giddiup!
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15 |
3.87 |
- |
| 29 |
Cray |
What do you expect from a $100 chair red tagged down to $69.
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15 |
3.80 |
- |
| 30 |
Joel |
Mike: "It's alive, it's alive"
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15 |
3.73 |
- |
| 31 |
Karin |
"Not the truth-light!!! No! No! Must... tell... the... truth..."
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15 |
3.73 |
- |
| 32 |
Karin |
Who said that funerals have to make you sad? They can just make you... weird!!!!
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15 |
3.67 |
- |
| 33 |
Karin |
Lane got jealous that Michelle had once again been the star of POTW, and decided that he wanted his 15 minutes of fame too...
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15 |
3.47 |
- |
| 34 |
Michael |
Wake up Lane. Wake uuuup.
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15 |
3.40 |
- |
| 35 |
Amy E |
There is no way I gave you gonorrhea, I only have an itch!
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15 |
3.20 |
- |
| 36 |
Jeff T |
"I tell you Nate, I DO have the biggest tonsils".
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I must be missing something...is that Nate's reflection in the glass?
(Lane - Nov 22, 2005 10:49:50 AM)
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15 |
3.07 |
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| 37 |
Ryan |
Must. . . not. . . make. . . insensitive. . . joke. . .
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Oh c'mon you pansy. "Lane sucks" caps almost guarantee you a top 10 finish. :)
(Lane - Nov 21, 2005 09:36:43 AM)
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Oh, I'm not worried about you...I was considering the poor deceased person...
(Anonymous - Nov 21, 2005 10:26:42 AM)
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who's leaving captions at 4:42 am anyhow??
(Mike K - Nov 22, 2005 11:21:21 AM)
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POTW is international, baby. Users in Denmark, for example. :)
(Lane - Nov 22, 2005 01:04:31 PM)
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Yep, I'm here too... and I'm on my own timeschedule... very litterally... ;-)
(Karin - Nov 22, 2005 03:47:44 PM)
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Ohio here Mike. I leave them at all hours. Sometimes I leave them and delete them before anyone ever even sees them.
(Nate - Nov 22, 2005 10:00:36 PM)
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16 |
3.06 |
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| 38 |
William |
No more turkey!!!
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15 |
3.00 |
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November 21-27, 2005
