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Mike K |
Why it’s better to be a guy – reason # 472.
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I always thought that was reason #1 (of a MUCH shorter list...).
(Michelle - May 10, 2005 09:44:42 AM)
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Nice work Miguelito. I thought the women would tank this one, but I guess they feel the same way. ;)
(Lane - May 13, 2005 12:33:10 AM)
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This caption was way overrated. Why isn't the fart one rated a 10??? Does no one have a sense of humor any more???
(Nate - May 13, 2005 10:56:42 AM)
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Any woman that gave this more than a 2 should be ashamed! Do you really think there are that many reasons why it is better to be a man??? Do you really think it is better to be a man??? Girls you need to pull it together!!!
(Nate - May 13, 2005 11:00:04 AM)
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Fart jokes are funny and that is all there is to it!
(Nate - May 13, 2005 11:03:54 AM)
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it's all about the universally appealing caption...
(Mike K - May 13, 2005 11:17:49 AM)
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you are correct. the winner of this should become a politician...offend no one and avoid the 0 bombs (excecpt for cat). ;)
(Lane - May 13, 2005 11:22:53 AM)
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Fart jokes are funny in France. Fart jokes are funny in China. Fart jokes are funny in Mexico. Fart jokes are funny in Egypt. Fart jokes are even funny in Canada. Talk about universal!
(Nate - May 13, 2005 11:30:03 AM)
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and then....nate's fart joked finished second to last.
(Mike K - May 13, 2005 11:32:13 AM)
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You got me there.
(Nate - May 13, 2005 11:33:12 AM)
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I guess you can't argue with ratings, but I did give Nate's fart joke a 9, because fart jokes ARE funny.
(Brent - May 14, 2005 09:39:48 PM)
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Way to go Mikey. I tell you, There are AT LEAST 4 million reasons why it's better to be a guy, IMO, so #472 is near the top of the list comparitively.
(Brent - May 14, 2005 09:45:42 PM)
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Brent |
Then someone tells a funny joke and... well let's just say the dam burst.
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Brentar comin' strong the past two weeks...nice job.
(Lane - May 13, 2005 11:24:17 AM)
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Well past two weeks I entered anyway, the guys in speedos last week was just too disturbing to get involved in. I am kinda disappointed in the lack of sense of humor of some folks here. #2 caption only got 5.69 (which is below my average) This was a funny picture with way funny captions. What do we have to do peeps?
(Brent - May 14, 2005 09:43:10 PM)
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5.69 |
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David |
With this many people waiting, I hate to think that the only ventilation, is the small crack at the top of the door.
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5.56 |
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Ryan |
Inside the outhouse, a man relaxes; confident that by the time he finishes the sports section, no one will be left with enough self-control to attack.
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5.56 |
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Mike K |
The girls demonstrate how they plan to use the hover method in this icky outhouse.
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5.38 |
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Lane |
"Whoa, ladies...LADIES!! I was just kidding. The perfect man doesn't exist...and he's CERTAINLY not in the outhouse."
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This is both a good caption AND an important life lesson.
(Michelle - May 10, 2005 09:52:54 AM)
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5.25 |
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Mike K |
Sometimes the preventative pee-dance-stance is the best option while waiting in those long lines.
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5.19 |
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Nate |
After waiting in line for hours someone points out that there are flushing toilets just across the street with no line.
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5.12 |
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Michelle |
On second thought, perhaps the Johnson Historical Farmhouse wasn't the best place to hold the meetings of the incontinence support group.
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5.12 |
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Anonymous |
Um, that's the tool shed.
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5.12 |
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Nate |
If they would have known the cranberry juice factory only had one restroom they might not have taken so many free samples.
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5.00 |
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Michelle |
At the end of a long summer at camp, the girls line up impatiently for a chance to make out with Camp Director Jimmy in the toolshed. (Carol-Lyn: "Oh! I HOPE it's as good as last year!!!")
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Judging by Carol-Lyn's face...I don't think last year was anything to write home about. :)
(Lane - May 10, 2005 09:56:53 AM)
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Maybe Carol-Lyn likes that nasty stuff!
(Mike K - May 10, 2005 11:32:33 AM)
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Maybe he is wearing a superman speedo.
(Nate - May 10, 2005 04:07:34 PM)
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Anonymous |
The girls panic after finding out that the outhouse is not equipped with ass-gaskets.
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does anybody actually use those things??
(Mike K - May 13, 2005 11:36:27 AM)
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i break one out when there's no TP left...
(Lane - May 13, 2005 11:37:29 AM)
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4.88 |
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Carol-Lyn |
The can-can gets a whole new meaning ...
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4.75 |
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Nate |
Hello? We are looking for three guys in Superman speedos. Are they in there?
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4.69 |
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Brent |
All these girls start to consider being feminazis as they watch the guys stroll in and out of the men's outhouse with no line.
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4.69 |
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Mike K |
What women’s reaction might be if they understood how painful it is when guys get kicked you–know-where.
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(itmxlmj - Apr 17, 2010 09:43:34 AM)
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4.38 |
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Joel |
Just when they could hold it for another minute someone turns the sprinklers on.
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4.38 |
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Donna |
Person taking the picture: "Thanks for posing for this picture girls. This is just perfect for my scrapbook!!! Just last week I bought some outhouse diecuts and stickers!"
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4.38 |
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Brian |
Lane laughs while taking the picture: "I wonder how long they'll stay there before they find out that's the powerehouse."
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4.31 |
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Lane |
Some practical jokesters break into Health Camp and sabotage the ladies' latest soy-meal by lacing it with an extra potent laxative. "Okay, one last thing before I give you the key to the outhouse...show me The Bunny Hop. Squish together now...c'mon, where's the excitement??"
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4.25 |
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Ryan |
If you want to set a world record for the longest continuous Conga... plan ahead.
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4.25 |
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Brian |
Janet! Did you just fall in!? group:"EEEWW!"
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4.19 |
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Lane |
"Hey Carol-Lyn, isn't that your dog crossing the stree..." (SMACK)
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ok, who hates my dog?
(Carol-Lyn - May 9, 2005 02:30:16 PM)
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The girl on the far right seems to think it's kinda funny...there's your perpetrator right there. :)
(Lane - May 9, 2005 02:40:40 PM)
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4.06 |
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Lane |
"Shhh! Ben's inside talking on his cell phone."
"You mean that dreamy new guy?"
"Yeah, we're trying to find out who he likes..."
Ben: "That beach sounds just SUPER. I can't wait to see you in your speedo either. Ciao ciao."
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hmm.. why does everyone have such a fetish with last weeks potw
(Casey - May 10, 2005 06:03:37 PM)
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Personally, last weeks photo disturbed me almost to the point of needing professional counselling. We all need to help each other cope.
(Ryan - May 10, 2005 11:28:07 PM)
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I was having trouble too Ryan. Try wearing a Batman Speedo and running around the neighborhood. It has done wonders for me.
(Nate - May 11, 2005 02:58:29 PM)
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4.06 |
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Carol-Lyn |
The Roter-Rooter poster girls.
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4.00 |
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Nate |
It was supposed to be a three hour tour.
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3.94 |
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Mike K |
Don’t let their soft exterior fool you. This notorious bullet bike gang can throw down with the best of them.
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3.88 |
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Nate |
Hot and spicy tuna! Hot and spicy tuna!
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This caption will only be funny to a few...but it will be pretty funny.
(Nate - May 9, 2005 10:23:50 AM)
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Fire in the hole!
(Anonymous - May 9, 2005 05:11:25 PM)
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Funny to a few, but I'm not sure inside jokes were the way to win this one...
(Brian - May 11, 2005 09:39:51 AM)
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Perhaps not, but I think I can use my imagination to fill in the gaps on this one. :-)
(Ryan - May 11, 2005 09:59:52 AM)
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Brian, if it were all about winning I would hire Bill Murray to write my captions for me.
(Nate - May 11, 2005 02:56:30 PM)
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Dude! you know Bill Murray?
(Brian - May 11, 2005 03:27:13 PM)
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yeah, this is funny. no question. i gave it a 9.
(Jordan - May 12, 2005 10:12:23 PM)
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oh, come on jormax! i gave it a 10!
(Mike K - May 13, 2005 09:28:32 AM)
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Bill Murray sucks though...I'd hire someone else to write my captions.
(Mike K - May 13, 2005 11:34:36 AM)
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3.81 |
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Nate |
And then somebody farted.
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3.56 |
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Cat |
Can you see anything...good?
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3.44 |
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May 9-15, 2005
