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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
| 1 |
Jason |
Mike's co-workers and friends finally managed to corner him for a long-needed intervention regarding his condiment addiction. It was not a moment too soon.
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I love this one. Hilarious!
(Michael - Sep 28, 2006 11:09:23 AM)
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18 |
5.89 |
- |
| 2 |
Michelle |
"Dear Diary, Tonight I'm finally going to meet Mike, the guy I met on LDS Promise. He looks just like Brad Pitt in his picture! I found out where he works, so I'm going to go surprise him! Oh, I'm so excited! I just know he's the one--I just KNOW it!!!"
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18 |
5.56 |
- |
| 3 |
Jonathan |
There comes a point in every UVSC grad's life where he has to ask himself, "How did I get here?".
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(1)
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Hey, this guy is one of my instructors in my University of Phoenix MBA program!
(Jason - Sep 26, 2006 12:32:09 PM)
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18 |
5.44 |
- |
| 4 |
Jonathan |
Some people present a good argument that the minimum wage rate should actually be lowered.
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18 |
5.33 |
- |
| 5 |
Loren |
VH1's Where are they now? Winnie the Pooh edition
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18 |
5.22 |
- |
| 6 |
Loren |
You think this is ugly...? You should see her husband!
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18 |
5.17 |
- |
| 7 |
Jason |
After all this, Mike STILL hadn't found his missing nose ring!
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18 |
5.00 |
- |
| 8 |
William |
"Excuse me sir, but would you happen to have any Gray Poupon?"
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18 |
4.94 |
- |
| 9 |
Jonathan |
The gang's favorite prank was to put a valve on the mustard jar and "pump it up" for the new guy.
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18 |
4.83 |
- |
| 10 |
Jason |
The store manager never ccould figure out how we was moving so many burgers a day but the profit never seemed to materialize.
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18 |
4.83 |
- |
| 11 |
Daniel |
99 bottles of mustard on the wall
99 bottles of mustard
Take one down ...
ah $#%^ what the...
Who put jars of pickels up on the mustard wall?
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18 |
4.50 |
- |
| 12 |
Sara |
Although Mike's frequent episodes of sleep walking and eating were later explained in part by an excessively tight hair net--an unfortunate occupational hazard--we had to fire him for sleeping on the job.
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18 |
4.44 |
- |
| 13 |
Loren |
This week on Quantum Leap, Dr. Sam Beckett finds himself trapped in the notorious 1984 Mustard and Mullets fight.
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oh boy.
(Jonathan - Sep 25, 2006 09:54:36 AM)
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Nice comment Jonathon. At first I didn't get it, but then I remembered how he'd always say that when you saw what "sticky" situation he'd landed in. Your comment made me laugh. I'd give it an 8.
(Mark - Sep 25, 2006 10:16:16 AM)
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18 |
4.39 |
- |
| 14 |
Mark |
The crew from "Cheaters," hired by Ketchup, bust in on Mustard "getting it on" with Mike.
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(1)
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Rock on! Do you want to talk about it.....
(William - Sep 26, 2006 08:25:24 AM)
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18 |
4.39 |
- |
| 15 |
Michelle |
"There's been a WHAT? An outbreak? Of E. coli? Linked to mustard?!?"
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18 |
4.33 |
- |
| 16 |
Mark |
Mike got fired soon after being caught one too many times with his hand in the mustard jar.
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18 |
4.28 |
- |
| 17 |
Jonathan |
Clown Burger's manager felt he needed to reconsider his employment agreement with the United Way.
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18 |
4.22 |
- |
| 18 |
Sara |
Mike sometimes practiced his radical dance moves while running errands to the back room. This time things got a little out of hand . . .
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oh, to think of him actually practicing radical dance moves......
(Leslie - Sep 27, 2006 10:33:35 AM)
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18 |
4.17 |
- |
| 19 |
Lane |
Disappointing child after child with no-shows, The Great Pumpkin finally lost his gig...and career-wise it was all downhill from there.
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18 |
4.17 |
- |
| 20 |
Michelle |
Today on the Maury Povich Show:
"Surprise! You're a daddy!"
James is a 23-year-old law student at Stanford who has never met his biological father Mike. In fact, Mike doesn't even know that he has a son. Let's join James as he surprises his father at work with the news...
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18 |
4.11 |
- |
| 21 |
Michelle |
Unfortunately for Mike the bulimia never quite had the desired effect.
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18 |
4.06 |
- |
| 22 |
Daniel |
How many licks does it take to get the center of a mustard filled pickle jar?
The world may never know.
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18 |
4.00 |
- |
| 23 |
Sara |
Hey Mike, if that mustard stains, yer gonna have to pay for the apron.
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18 |
4.00 |
- |
| 24 |
Mark |
Does this mustard make me look fat?
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No, your face does . . .
(Sara - Sep 26, 2006 03:28:31 PM)
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(Hopefully everyone gets that this is a Tommy Boy reference. I wouldn't be THAT mean to Mike.)
(Sara - Sep 26, 2006 03:29:38 PM)
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18 |
3.89 |
- |
| 25 |
Meghan |
The first new member of the Yellow Man Group.
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18 |
3.83 |
- |
| 26 |
Lane |
"Mike's been at weight-loss camp for 2 months and hasn't lost an ounce...where's he finding the extra food??" "Only one way to find out, we're gonna have to follow him..."
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18 |
3.78 |
- |
| 27 |
Lane |
"Oh that's great. This is unbelievable! Mike...I told you to shave that goatee a week ago."
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For what it's worth, this one was my favorite this week.
(Jason - Sep 29, 2006 10:13:45 AM)
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Thanks...makes me feel a LITTLE better about an otherwise dismal overall performance.
(Lane - Sep 29, 2006 10:45:34 AM)
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agreed. I'm an instructor at BYU and my supervisor is the biggest stickler for the Honor code. I can really identify with this.
(Brian - Sep 29, 2006 05:45:00 PM)
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18 |
3.61 |
- |
| 28 |
Leslie |
pickle on the floor, "i am simply relishing this moment."
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18 |
3.50 |
- |
| 29 |
Jason |
Qui-Gon Jinn finds out what happens in the next life to Jedis that disobey the council.
Yoda: "Much have you to learn Qui-Gon, before ready to rejoin us you are. Now, clean the mess up, this time with your hands you will. Banned from using the force again, you are."
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Much disappointment with the score, this author feels...
(Jason - Sep 27, 2006 02:09:14 PM)
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18 |
3.44 |
- |
| 30 |
Mark |
"I'm having a love affair with this mustard."
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(1)
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I knew this one would not do very well, but I didn't care. It's in reference to a line in Arrested Development where George is in prison, being visited by his son, and he is eating an ice cream sandwhich, and he says "I'm having a love affair with this ice cream sandwhich." It makes me laugh every time I think of it.
(Anonymous - Sep 27, 2006 10:28:29 AM)
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18 |
3.39 |
- |
| 31 |
Lane |
"Dammit, Mike! You've been day-dreaming about that Iroc-Z again, haven't you. Pay attention to what you're doing!"
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18 |
3.33 |
- |
| 32 |
Cassie |
Mustard stains! C'mon guys. The ketchup joke was funny, but this is going too far!
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18 |
3.22 |
- |
| 33 |
Daniel |
This recently acquired shot from an Al-Qaeda training camp has prompted the FCC to ban all condiments from the "clean" zone at US airports.
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The FCC? Aren't they overstepping their jurisdiction just a little here? I'm sure they should be spending their time patrolling for wardrobe malfunctions on TV instead.
(Michelle - Sep 26, 2006 01:52:53 PM)
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Hey, don't knock Wardrobe Malfunctions.
(Jason - Sep 26, 2006 03:39:54 PM)
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Fried Not Fatty Cooking Council? - oh that's the FN FCC.
(Jonathan - Sep 26, 2006 04:16:26 PM)
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18 |
3.22 |
- |
| 34 |
Sara |
Dude, the joke wasn't THAT bad. Throwing the tomatoes was funny, but a jar of mustard . . . ?
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18 |
2.94 |
- |
| 35 |
Joshua |
"The Mike Show", though aired in front of a live studio audience, couldn't sustain the raitings. Huh.
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18 |
2.89 |
- |
| 36 |
Daniel |
Mikey didn't fully understand what his manager meant when he said, "Only bottom feeders order food after 12:00am."
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18 |
2.89 |
- |
| 37 |
Loren |
Mike.jpg: Acronym for "Mike. Just Pooped in his G's"
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18 |
2.17 |
- |
September 25-October 1, 2006
