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Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
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Lane |
New from Walt Disney: "The Lion Fling".
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i want to know what happens at the end of the movie!!!!
(Leslie - Feb 9, 2007 01:24:02 PM)
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Well duh. It ends in an abrupt, unsatisifying fashion opening the way for Lion Fling 2, pending box office results. :)
(Lane - Feb 9, 2007 03:01:14 PM)
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well then. i'll be sure to be there with popcorn in hand.
(Leslie - Feb 9, 2007 03:33:58 PM)
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17 |
6.35 |
- |
| 2 |
Brad |
My Bishop warned me that passionate kissing would lead to more dangerous activities.
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(1)
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Like petting?
(Jonathan - Feb 6, 2007 04:07:56 PM)
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17 |
6.18 |
- |
| 3 |
Jeff T |
Bob would be forever grateful to whomever it was that resuscitated him when he collapsed against the lion cage.
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17 |
5.47 |
- |
| 4 |
Jonathan |
Japanese daredevil, Ronnie Price, had performed this trick dozens of times, but this was the first time they both had braces.
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17 |
5.24 |
- |
| 5 |
Brad |
Anyone else up for some chinese food?
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(1)
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Two hours later, he's still hungry.
(Jonathan - Feb 6, 2007 04:11:22 PM)
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17 |
5.12 |
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| 6 |
Lane |
The Cowardly Lion's nemesis: Extremely Forward Lion.
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17 |
5.12 |
- |
| 7 |
Brad |
After reading the headline, "French woman receives first face transplant after being bitten by dog," Ugly-face Malone saw his trip to the zoo as a golden opportunity.
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Extra points for one of the best Characters ever in POTW: "Ugly Face Malone". lol
(Jason - Feb 9, 2007 02:10:26 PM)
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Thanks!
(Brad - Feb 9, 2007 11:13:19 PM)
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17 |
5.00 |
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| 8 |
Jason |
Pedro's attempt to bring a traveling circus to Narnia was very successful until the whole Aslan scandal became public.
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Pedro the Lion?
(Brad - Feb 8, 2007 03:20:31 PM)
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No, Pedro would be the one smooching Aslan the Lion.
(Anonymous - Feb 8, 2007 04:41:50 PM)
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PTL is the name of one of my favorite bands.
(Brad - Feb 8, 2007 06:20:50 PM)
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Ah, my ignorance has been exposed... :)
(Anonymous - Feb 8, 2007 08:33:31 PM)
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pedro the lion is one of my favs too! rock and roll!
(Leslie - Feb 9, 2007 01:23:20 PM)
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17 |
4.88 |
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| 9 |
Jonathan |
First day at his new job at Hoggle zoo, Suhn steps a little to close and gets his first taste of "jungle love."
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I liked prison love better.
(Brad - Feb 7, 2007 12:13:26 AM)
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So you gave me a 2? :(
(Anonymous - Feb 7, 2007 08:25:43 AM)
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You are a tricky devil. Checking to see who logged in at 7:30 this morning, eh?
The new caption just reminded me of a Steve Miller Band song.
(Brad - Feb 7, 2007 10:38:06 AM)
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No, but good guess, there is a more sure way. I changed it to jungle love because of the SMB song. Must have more discipline to stick with the original. I was bent this morning because I gave your Bishop comment an 8 and you gave me 2's and a 3. - but not too bent, after all it's just a game. :p
(Jonathan - Feb 7, 2007 02:56:16 PM)
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I'll try to be less bipolar when I vote next time. I usually rate most of them around 1 or 2 and then a few at 7 or 8. I test them by seeing which ones make me shoot milk out of my nose when I read them.
(Brad - Feb 7, 2007 03:22:56 PM)
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Ahh, the milk system.
(Jonathan - Feb 7, 2007 04:24:55 PM)
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17 |
4.88 |
- |
| 10 |
Jonathan |
Another downside of having breath that smells like zebra.
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17 |
4.88 |
- |
| 11 |
William |
At the MGM Hotel and Casino, if you can't pay your bill, they don't send just any collection agent.
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17 |
4.88 |
- |
| 12 |
William |
Leon was glad that his conjugal visit with Wilma was for only an hour.
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17 |
4.76 |
- |
| 13 |
Michelle |
With years of gender preference leaving eligible females in short supply, men in China had to get a little creative.
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17 |
4.71 |
- |
| 14 |
Nate |
Worst NCMO ever.
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Someone please remind me what NCMO is again...thanks
(Nate - Feb 5, 2007 09:20:31 PM)
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I believe it's "non-committal make out," although this looks quite committal...
(Cassie - Feb 5, 2007 10:53:33 PM)
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ahh...this funny a good caption then. haha
(Nate - Feb 6, 2007 09:53:22 AM)
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someone please remind me what "this funny a good" means... :)
(Michelle - Feb 6, 2007 10:09:27 AM)
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Hmmm. Nate asking for caption clarification. I believe I've seen this before. ;)
(Lane - Feb 6, 2007 04:32:36 PM)
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ok...i made a typo. But if you read it with a thick asain accent then it is really funny. And Lane, I know what you are thinking...so go ahead and clarify number 23 for me.
(Nate - Feb 6, 2007 05:18:47 PM)
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although the clarification trick is often used by nate, I have to believe that this is William due to his obsession with the term NCMO.
(Brian - Feb 7, 2007 12:20:39 PM)
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i'm thinking it's william, too...we shall see.
(Mike K - Feb 7, 2007 12:41:40 PM)
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Ah, that hurts. NCMO was so last season. Did Julie not tell you I almost live in sin? CMO all the way! And for the record, I've had worse NCMO....
(William - Feb 7, 2007 08:21:35 PM)
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Don't worry William I thought this was funny. I gave it a good score. Too bad it is not doing better.
(Nate - Feb 8, 2007 09:01:24 AM)
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Hey, I said it hurt because its not mine! But thanks.
(William - Feb 8, 2007 05:23:04 PM)
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I was wrong. This was not William's comment.
(Nate - Feb 9, 2007 01:14:03 AM)
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Nate, why did you have to steal my caption? Maybe we need to DTR?
(William - Feb 9, 2007 07:00:57 PM)
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17 |
4.65 |
- |
| 15 |
Brad |
Simba always knew Timon and Pumba were right. It feels good to toss aside social conventions and do what you feel like.
Hakunah Matata!
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17 |
4.59 |
- |
| 16 |
Jason |
"Why Grandma, what big paws you have!"
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17 |
4.59 |
- |
| 17 |
Lane |
There are many signs of animal intelligence...rats traversing a maze to find cheese, monkeys learning sign language, lions performing CPR, etc.
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17 |
4.59 |
- |
| 18 |
Sara |
Who's the Cowardly Lion now, chump?!
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17 |
4.53 |
- |
| 19 |
Mark |
Don't tell me you just ate a gazelle? You know I hate the taste of gazelle. Go use some mouth wash and then we'll see if I'm still in the mood.
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17 |
4.47 |
- |
| 20 |
Mark |
Despite being a member of the National Geographic Society for 12 straight years, Luis didn't realize that the lions with long hair are NOT the girl lions.
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Shortly after this photo was taken he realized it.
(Anonymous - Feb 5, 2007 09:58:38 AM)
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17 |
4.41 |
- |
| 21 |
Mark |
Hold still! I smell hamburger stuck between your two front teeth. I'll get it out for you.
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this caption makes me positively ill. i had a hamburger for my birthday dinner the other week. it was delicious. but two hours later, i was throwing it up...and i continued throwing it up ALL NIGHT! i can't even begin to describe how tramatizing it was for me!!!
like any of you care. sorry. :)
(Leslie - Feb 5, 2007 11:15:27 PM)
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The important question is: Did you take a photo to submit for next week? :)
(Jason - Feb 6, 2007 09:04:18 AM)
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17 |
4.35 |
- |
| 22 |
Alison |
After Leona’s Extreme Makeover, Lionel just couldn't keep his paws off her.
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Hey babe, it's a start!
(William - Feb 9, 2007 06:56:07 PM)
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17 |
4.35 |
- |
| 23 |
Loren |
Damnit Lion!.... I thought I told you to shave.
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17 |
4.29 |
- |
| 24 |
Sara |
Ahh, those crazy extreme Japanese game shows...what will they think of next?!
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17 |
4.29 |
- |
| 25 |
Joel |
They may not approve of our relationship but these metal bars will never keep us apart!!
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17 |
4.18 |
- |
| 26 |
Sara |
Apparently tongue is a delicacy for lions, too.
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Sara, I'm shocked and disgusted! :)
(Jason - Feb 9, 2007 02:09:31 PM)
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17 |
4.18 |
- |
| 27 |
Michelle |
Lois believed Jim when he said she was his one and only, but she could never explain why he always showed up late, smelling suspiciously of polar bear.
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17 |
4.12 |
- |
| 28 |
Leslie |
the closest i've come to this situation is the lion drinking fountain at hoogle zoo. it's comparable.
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17 |
4.12 |
- |
| 29 |
Alison |
When they started to film "Lady and the Tramp", the live action film, the crew knew that they had to step up the pasta-love scene.
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17 |
4.00 |
- |
| 30 |
Jason |
A little known sequel made in the 70's, "Planet of the Cats" still enjoys a small but loyal fan base today. "Get your hands off me you damned, dirty feline!"
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17 |
3.88 |
- |
| 31 |
Mark |
A soft but passionate kiss was the perfect way to end a perfect night that included a big dinner of roast buffalo at Cabela's followed by a private showing of 'The Ghost and the Darkness' back at Eduardo's place.
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17 |
3.82 |
- |
| 32 |
Jonathan |
Quick-thinking Lance narrowly escaped with a snot blow and a sneeze.
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17 |
3.47 |
- |
| 33 |
Jeff T |
What's the appropriate follow-up to this, slapping him? I don't think so.
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17 |
3.18 |
- |
| 34 |
Sara |
Ewww! No! My toes! I said it tickles when you lick my toes!
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17 |
3.12 |
- |
| 35 |
Jason |
"Careful Julie, at night cats will steal your breath while you are sleeping."
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Ok, I knew this would do badly. It's a very vauge referrence. Hint: "Stephen King"
(Jason - Feb 8, 2007 04:42:52 PM)
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17 |
2.94 |
- |
| 36 |
Lane |
"You remember Roy Horn? I'll make that look like a minor nosebleed. Filet mignon, don't forget!"
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I guess no one remembers Roy Horn...
(Lane - Feb 9, 2007 04:04:06 PM)
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17 |
2.82 |
- |
| 37 |
Michelle |
You broke my heart, Fredo.
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17 |
2.71 |
- |
| 38 |
Steve |
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," no wait..."pull the torn from the lion's paw," no, no, "a mouse will free a loin's"...no, " to eat and Elephant"... ummm " how many licks does it take to get to the center..." oh yeah, Hebrews 11:33, that's the one.
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this caption stresses me out!
(Leslie - Feb 7, 2007 02:06:27 PM)
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18 |
2.61 |
- |
| 39 |
Ben |
I think I see some tongue.
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18 |
2.56 |
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February 5-11, 2007
