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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Lane |
You might be a redneck if...you feed beer to a blind man's seeing eye dog and think it's funny.
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(4)
If this caption belongs to Lane...I think it's rigged! =)
(Mike K - Apr 7, 2005 12:01:38 PM)
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Hey if you're not cheating, you're not trying. ;) J/K This will probably be my only win. You'll notice my other captions tanked...
(Lane - Apr 8, 2005 12:38:09 AM)
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I'm just glad to see Jordan, Michelle, etc. are close on your heels and will give you some stiff competition!
(Mike K - Apr 8, 2005 09:35:48 AM)
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Power Ranking has huge swings week to week, especially early. I'll prob. be in 10th place next Friday...
(Lane - Apr 8, 2005 10:47:22 AM)
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18 |
6.67 |
- |
2 |
Jordan H |
Luckily for this dog, whatever happens in Moab.........stays in Moab.
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18 |
6.56 |
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3 |
Michelle |
"What? Hell no, it ain't bad to give beer to a dog. Shoot, I been drinkin' beer since I was nine--ain't a damn thing wrong with me."
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18 |
6.44 |
- |
4 |
Meghan |
That's just great...now who's going to be the designated driver?
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18 |
6.22 |
- |
5 |
Michelle |
"Yeah, ol' Sparky here likes 'im a good beer--but I tell you whut--he is one nasty sumbitch when he's drunk. That's why I don't give 'im thuh hard stuff no more."
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18 |
6.17 |
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6 |
Jordan H |
After taking this photo, Lane couldn't wait to get home to feed his cat some beer.
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(1)
Turns out Wudang can handle her liquor...
(Lane - Apr 4, 2005 12:55:17 PM)
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18 |
6.06 |
- |
7 |
Shelley |
The inhumaneness shocks me... giving Rover some Budweiser when CLEARLY he should be drinking Bud Light!
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(1)
Less, Filling Taste Great
(Casey - Apr 4, 2005 12:40:09 PM)
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18 |
5.83 |
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8 |
Jeff T |
Aw heck, anybody could do a better job driving your jeep up that hill if they was drunk enough. Watch this...
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(1)
Lane, I actually have been with my boss, and we climbed up over that hill, in his jeep :)
(Casey - Apr 4, 2005 12:36:40 PM)
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18 |
5.78 |
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9 |
Mike K |
Lane made a cool $300 buy selling this picture to PETA.
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(1)
Actually it was $450. :)
(Lane - Apr 4, 2005 12:41:38 PM)
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18 |
5.78 |
- |
10 |
Donna |
If there is one thing I know, it is how to get a girl wasted!
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18 |
5.72 |
- |
11 |
Lane |
Cooter decides to let his dog drive the truck this year on their annual Potato Salad pilgrimage and begins to give him the necessary preparations.
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18 |
5.56 |
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12 |
Mike K |
This guy's wife is now thinking it wasn't such a great idea to get a small dog for parental practice.
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18 |
5.56 |
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13 |
Steve |
It's a Dog'gone shame when a good drink'n buddy's hard to find.
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18 |
5.56 |
- |
14 |
Nate |
Tasting the dog slime on his next sip will be the worst part of it all.
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18 |
5.39 |
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15 |
Anonymous |
Okay boy, you got the scent? Now find Bubba boy, find Bubba.
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19 |
5.32 |
- |
16 |
Brent |
Don't be so hard on this guy, he's just following the basic redneck principle that if you don't give your dog beer, it gets uglier and starts to look like your girlfriend.
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18 |
5.28 |
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17 |
Brent |
If this guy doesn't feed his dog beer, the guy will end up being the dumber of the two animals
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18 |
5.22 |
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18 |
Joel |
What you can't see in this picture is what the dog is doing to that other guys' pants. Apparently alcohol goes straight through canines
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18 |
5.17 |
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19 |
Brent |
This here dawg's a gonna pull our jeep up this hill, he a needs somethin' to "strengten him up" first.
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That guy is burpping because he has already eaten two beer swilling dogs.
(David - Apr 4, 2005 10:16:55 AM)
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18 |
5.00 |
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20 |
Joel |
Some people will do anything to get action.
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18 |
4.83 |
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21 |
Leena |
I'm not your can opener dude!
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18 |
4.72 |
- |
22 |
Lane |
Wife-beater-boy gives new meaning to "screwing the pooch".
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18 |
4.50 |
- |
23 |
Leena |
The only way to wash down dog food.
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18 |
4.44 |
- |
24 |
Leena |
Another wannabe clydesdale!
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18 |
4.33 |
- |
25 |
Jordan H |
Wait a second, I thought today was sleeveless shirt day.... Not hooded sweatshirt day? O well, at least I’ve got a dog and a beer.
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18 |
4.28 |
- |
26 |
Joel |
Bubba preps fido for Moab's annual Plastered Dog Show!
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18 |
4.17 |
- |
27 |
Nick |
Like Father like Son
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19 |
4.16 |
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28 |
Brent |
Lane "Oh c'mon dude, if your gonna give your dog soda, at least give him some Diet Mt. Dew!"
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Soooo Stuuupid!
(Brent - Apr 4, 2005 06:23:44 PM)
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18 |
3.94 |
- |
29 |
Mike K |
Like owner, like dog...
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18 |
3.94 |
- |
30 |
Brent |
Dog: "I like this stuff, it tastes like when I lick my crotch."
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18 |
3.67 |
- |
31 |
Joel |
Yo quiero Budweiser!
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18 |
3.61 |
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32 |
Casey |
The fith generation of Spud Mackenzie!!
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Fith? Does that come after foth? ;)
(Lane - Apr 5, 2005 05:04:53 PM)
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So I can't spell leave me alone!!
(Casey - Apr 6, 2005 12:05:09 PM)
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I'm just givin' you a hard time. :) My caps prob. have a typo two as well...
(Lane - Apr 6, 2005 01:52:26 PM)
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Not to mention my comments. Hee-haw!
(Lane - Apr 6, 2005 01:56:11 PM)
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ah crap I meant to say fifth you know forgt the "F"
(Casey - Apr 7, 2005 07:15:39 PM)
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18 |
3.39 |
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33 |
Morgan |
(upper left corner) What about that guy?!
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Either that guy is disgusted by the dog drinking soda, or he had too much "potato salad"
(Brent - Apr 4, 2005 01:18:06 AM)
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that aint soda!
(Jordan - Apr 4, 2005 10:41:39 AM)
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I must have been too tired early this morning to see straight, I didn't notice 'till just now that that is definitely not soda, boy do I look like a friggin' idiot, especially after submitting caption #3 which I will admit is mine.
(Brent - Apr 4, 2005 06:14:38 PM)
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0's for caption 3! :) J/K
(Lane - Apr 4, 2005 06:19:46 PM)
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Hey, maybe it'll get a good score because when you read the caption, you'll laugh AT me, instead of WITH me, but who cares, I'll take the points anyway I can get them.
(Brent - Apr 4, 2005 06:25:25 PM)
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18 |
3.33 |
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