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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Lane |
Cat, remembering last year's spit-shower from Nate's passionate "protect the petroglyphs" speech, comes prepared this year...
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(2)
Allow me, Anonymous, to save you some time: "This is an outrage! It's rigged!" :)
(Lane - Jun 10, 2005 12:42:34 AM)
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don't patronize me!
(Anonymous - Jun 10, 2005 08:55:50 AM)
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20 |
6.45 |
- |
2 |
Julie H |
Nate:"This panel clearly states that we have to sacrifice a smiling virgin wearing a pink visor to the river gods."
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(3)
Damn! where are we going to find one of those?
(Brian - Jun 7, 2005 04:20:15 PM)
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That is a little harsh don't you think?
(Casey - Jun 8, 2005 12:19:04 PM)
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Seriously...accusing someone of wearing a pink visor when CLEARLY it's fuchsia...
(Lane - Jun 10, 2005 01:03:31 AM)
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20 |
6.05 |
- |
3 |
Lane |
Nate was furious when he found someone in the act of breaking the "only pee IN the river" rule...but after holding for 36 straight hours, Cat doesn't even notice him.
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20 |
5.95 |
- |
4 |
Nephi |
After having exhausted all of his cheesy dating techniques, such as reading scriptures in the park, Nate decides to step it up a notch and do a reenactment of Samuel the Lamanite.
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20 |
5.90 |
- |
5 |
Casey |
Nate: "Our next item up for bid is Cat, she can cook, clean, churn butter, and milk cows."
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(3)
...and just look at that smile!
(Lane - Jun 6, 2005 01:17:56 PM)
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I will give you three dollars and a billy goat.
(Michelle - Jun 6, 2005 01:31:37 PM)
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Nice work, Casey. I gave this one one of my highest ratings...
(Lane - Jun 10, 2005 12:59:37 AM)
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20 |
5.70 |
- |
6 |
Brian |
If I hear one more comment on the size of my life jacket there's gonna be hell to pay! Stop smiling!
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20 |
5.50 |
- |
7 |
Carol-Lyn |
Cat: I wonder if he knows his fly is down...
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(1)
No wonder she's smiling!!!
(Anonymous - Jun 7, 2005 09:46:08 PM)
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20 |
5.50 |
- |
8 |
Michelle |
The anticipation is almost too much for Cat: Will she be duck, duck, or goose?
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(1)
Michelle, I think this was the funniest caption this week, and sorry about the cap about Nate looking better than you, you DID look scary it that picture two weeks ago.
(Brent - Jun 11, 2005 11:43:44 AM)
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20 |
5.50 |
- |
9 |
Lane |
Nate teaches river survival techniques: "Most people don't realize that the sap from this cottonwood tree doubles as an outstanding deodorant. I haven't showered for 5 days, but as you can clearly see, Cat is experiencing no ill effects..."
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20 |
5.40 |
- |
10 |
Brian |
They're pictographs damnit! not petroglyphs! What are YOU so happy about!?
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(3)
The contracted form of "damn it" is "dammit" not "damnit" dammit!
(Ryan - Jun 6, 2005 11:37:40 PM)
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AMEN
(Lane - Jun 7, 2005 12:12:35 AM)
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But they really are Petroglyphs....
(Jordan - Jun 7, 2005 09:58:16 PM)
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20 |
5.35 |
- |
11 |
Jordan H |
One more BONK to the head and Cat will be loopier than ever. Another reason a helmet should be mandatory on all outings.
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20 |
5.25 |
- |
12 |
Lane |
Cat: "Tee hee. I scratched 'Nate was here, 2005' next to the petroglyphs while he wasn't looking..."
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20 |
5.05 |
- |
13 |
Anonymous |
Shut up Jordan.. I am in charge this time!
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21 |
5.05 |
- |
14 |
Brian |
After an unexpected fart and a very inflated poncho, cat is in stitches.
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20 |
5.00 |
- |
15 |
Cray |
If I'm elected I promise to catch and prosecute all those responsible for this awful graffiti.
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20 |
4.90 |
- |
16 |
Brian |
It's a good thing Cat is wearing that plastic poncho because this apache rain dance is gonna kick in any second now.
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20 |
4.90 |
- |
17 |
Nephi |
While Nate was enlightening the crew on the finer points of petroglyphs, Cat was thinking "I want to go skinny dipping so bad. I wonder if anyone knows what I am thinking? I will put on my Provo Smile and everyone will think that I am thinking something churchy"
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20 |
4.80 |
- |
18 |
Tad |
I am in charge here dang it!! I'm bigger and taller than the rest of you, so that makes me the natural leader! Stop smiling!! I mean it!! I'm being serious!!?! Besides, I'm smarter than everyone too!!!!
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20 |
4.80 |
- |
19 |
Michelle |
Cat smiles and breathes a sigh of relief after Nate, moonlighting as a faith healer, successfully casts out her demons. "Can I get an AMEN!?!"
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(1)
AMEN
(Jordan - Jun 6, 2005 09:45:51 AM)
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20 |
4.75 |
- |
20 |
Jordan H |
Being the second person in a game of “Who, What, Where” really sucks
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20 |
4.75 |
- |
21 |
Brent |
Nate goes on a rant on why fart jokes are funny, and Cat either is much agreed, or she just farted.
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20 |
4.60 |
- |
22 |
Michelle |
"...then I sprinkle you with my special fairy dust, and when you wake up in the morning, you'll be a beautiful princess."
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20 |
4.45 |
- |
23 |
Nephi |
Nate suddenly jumped up and grabbed the Cat's meow.
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20 |
4.45 |
- |
24 |
Brent |
It finally happened! Cat finds a POTW caption she thinks is funny!
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20 |
4.45 |
- |
25 |
Jeff T |
As much as Nate tries to look like a mad protester at a rally, the life jacket just doesn't make it convincing.
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20 |
4.25 |
- |
26 |
Kathy |
All I hear is blah, blah, blah...
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20 |
4.20 |
- |
27 |
Anonymous |
Nate: "What do you mean we left her at camp? It isn't funny Cat!"
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21 |
4.19 |
- |
28 |
Ryan |
Nate's a little teapot... and he already looks steamed up.
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20 |
4.10 |
- |
29 |
Kathy |
I wonder if he knows how bad he smells right now.
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20 |
4.10 |
- |
30 |
Jordan H |
Nate had Cat convinced that if she climbed into a trash bag she would be much warmer.
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20 |
4.05 |
- |
31 |
Brent |
Cat really enjoys Nate's impression of Spartacus.
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20 |
4.00 |
- |
32 |
Lane |
Nate: Weißes supremat für immer! Hile Hitler! Cat: There's just something about white supremacy rhetoric that puts a smile on my face.
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20 |
3.85 |
- |
33 |
Brent |
Cat is looking a lot better than she did two weeks ago in POTW, Nate is looking a lot better than Michelle did too...
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ouch! :(
(Michelle - Jun 8, 2005 08:52:21 AM)
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20 |
3.70 |
- |
34 |
Nephi |
Hey guys and gals I think we should strategize so that we can all be winners in the POTW. Cat, I think you should aim for being the stingiest voter. Wait...you already are!
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(1)
at least you're not bitter about it! :)
(Michelle - Jun 8, 2005 08:54:42 AM)
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20 |
3.45 |
- |
35 |
Nephi |
Oh Nate! I love you soooo much! Will you marry me?
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(2)
Nate? is that you?
(Brian - Jun 7, 2005 11:09:51 AM)
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No Nate this week...in the Grand Canyon again.
(Lane - Jun 7, 2005 03:17:09 PM)
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20 |
3.20 |
- |
36 |
Steve |
"'Christian capitalism' is already as good as destroyed, the international Jewish Stock Exchange capital gains in proportion as the other loses ground. It is only the international Stock Exchange and loan-capital, the so-called 'supra-state capital,' which has profited from the collapse of our economic life, the capital which receives its character from the single supra-state nation which is itself national to the core, which fancies itself to be above all other nations, which places itself above other nations and which already rules over them.
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(6)
this caption is really long
(Jordan - Jun 7, 2005 09:52:56 PM)
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I agree! But, i'll give it a good score for effort!
(Anonymous - Jun 7, 2005 09:57:44 PM)
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Ctrl-v isn't that much effort really. :)
(Lane - Jun 7, 2005 10:01:09 PM)
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Ctrl-v isn't that much effort really. :)
(Anonymous - Jun 7, 2005 10:22:28 PM)
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You're right!!! I guess it wasn't that much effort.
(Anonymous - Jun 7, 2005 10:23:15 PM)
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steve... this may not be your best potw
(Brian - Jun 8, 2005 10:03:42 AM)
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21 |
2.48 |
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