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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
William |
With America becoming fatter and fatter, Ronald was charged with inciting childhood obesity and the intent to distribute secret sauce to a minor.
|
15 |
5.80 |
- |
2 |
Lane |
Having been kicked in the "McNuggets" for the third time this week, Ronald begins to wonder if doing these kiddie parties on the side is worth the extra money...
|
15 |
5.33 |
- |
3 |
Sara |
Weeeeeeeeeeee! A kid at heart, Ronald still enjoys a good swing now and then.
|
15 |
5.07 |
- |
4 |
Lane |
When asked what he was doing next to the statue of Grimace, Mr. McDonald responded, "I'm lovin' it." He was booked on 3 counts of public indecency...
|
15 |
5.07 |
- |
5 |
Cassie |
I'm not loitering. This is my job!
|
15 |
4.53 |
- |
6 |
Jason |
Roger tried his "Wanna See My Big Mac?" prank just one too many times.
|
15 |
4.53 |
- |
7 |
Jordan H |
Being a cop is tough, thankless work. But when you see the looks on the kids faces when you tell them you found the plastic Ronald in the park.....it's all worth it.
|
15 |
4.47 |
- |
8 |
Alison |
"I've been framed! I didn't steal all those hamburgers. The Hamburglar did it! Don't you believe me?"
|
15 |
4.40 |
- |
9 |
Jonathan |
Casey: "Ah crap! Who's going to sign my paycheck?"
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Lovely, someone is using my name
(Anonymous - Mar 9, 2007 09:24:29 AM)
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So you don't work at McDonalds?
(Jonathan - Mar 9, 2007 01:11:43 PM)
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|
15 |
4.40 |
- |
10 |
Jason |
Sara could barely contain her frustration as the bishopric escorted the newest member of the ward into the chapel.
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(1)
I can't believe I got up to #10 with this classic.
(Jason - Mar 9, 2007 12:50:45 PM)
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|
15 |
4.20 |
- |
11 |
Lane |
"You know Bob, this is actually a pretty quiet town...but there's always some clown that insists on disturbing the peace."
|
15 |
4.07 |
- |
12 |
Michael |
Losing customers by the hundreds, Ronald starts taking matters into his own hands.
"Don't do it guys, we have salads too!"
|
16 |
3.88 |
- |
13 |
Lane |
"The jig is up, Mr. Jackson...perhaps you should consider women?"
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(1)
or at least Adults!
(Jason - Mar 5, 2007 05:22:06 PM)
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|
15 |
3.87 |
- |
14 |
Jonathan |
The chief was well aware of the manic-depressive nature of clowns, and his suicide stake-out on Ronald after the Clown-of-the-Year ceremony payed off big.
|
15 |
3.87 |
- |
15 |
Heather P |
Police were puzzled after finding the McDonald's lovable mascot Friday morning, frozen stiff and surrounded by dozens of empty McFlurrie cups and Big Mac boxes. Some suspect foul play from the chicken industry. Other's blame it on Ronald's recent therapy sessions from the Hamburgler. But most think that Ronald finally realized how badly his hair contrasted with his jump suit and gorged himself to death on the food whose popularity had caused him so much pain, misery and largeness of posterior.
|
16 |
3.69 |
- |
16 |
Sara |
Cop: Sir, you said you would cooperate. Ronald: My feet were crossed! Ha!
|
15 |
3.60 |
- |
17 |
Jonathan |
Habeas Corpus McDonaldus.
|
15 |
3.47 |
- |
18 |
Jason |
In Los Angeles, incidents of "Clownist" police abuse have reached a terrible peak.
|
15 |
3.33 |
- |
19 |
Joel |
This photo is symbolic of the public enforcement of better health leading to the downfall of mega-corp establishment in the food industry. The strong background lighting correlates to the dawning of a new day for individual-based nutrition. The park scenery beautifully connotes the natural and organic trend in modern food consumption.
|
15 |
3.33 |
- |
20 |
Jason |
"Hey common! I was just clowin' around!"
|
15 |
3.27 |
- |
21 |
Jordan H |
Heroes!
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(2)
Save the clown, save the world.
(Jonathan - Mar 6, 2007 12:25:01 PM)
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This got one of my highest ratings, Jordan. I'm with you...the whole "hero" thing has gotten out of hand.
(Lane - Mar 9, 2007 11:33:32 AM)
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|
15 |
3.13 |
- |