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Jonathan |
There are a few theories of why farmers' daughters are so good at kissing.
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Does one theory have to do with the cousin kissing?
(Nate - Mar 28, 2007 11:04:02 PM)
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Because I don't think that pig is related to that baby.
(Nate - Mar 28, 2007 11:04:46 PM)
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18 |
6.06 |
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2 |
Jonathan |
A good argument against keeping animals next to the school for the blind.
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18 |
5.50 |
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Mark |
Little Jimmy learned early on that if you close your eyes when kissing, even a fat pig can be beautiful.
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That may serve little Jimmy well later in life.
(David - Mar 26, 2007 11:30:10 AM)
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ha ha. Good one Mark.
(Jason - Mar 30, 2007 10:56:31 AM)
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18 |
5.44 |
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4 |
Nate |
Not a vegetarian.
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18 |
4.94 |
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5 |
Boyd |
Baby! The other white meat!
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19 |
4.84 |
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6 |
Cassie |
This little piggy went to make-out...
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18 |
4.78 |
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7 |
Lane |
For some toddlers it's ice cream, for others, cake. But for little Billy...nothing can beat a good snout-sicle.
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18 |
4.72 |
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Michelle |
And from that day on, Michelle loved bacon until the day she died.
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Artery disease at age 29, right? :)
(Jason - Mar 26, 2007 02:38:58 PM)
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No way, man...I just made it to 31, and I attribute my longevity to bacon. :)
(Michelle - Mar 26, 2007 03:16:56 PM)
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18 |
4.67 |
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9 |
Michelle |
"Wow, Lane! I can't believe I ran into you at a petting zoo! I haven't seen you in years. So which one of these kids is yours? Oh, wait...I think I can guess."
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18 |
4.56 |
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10 |
Jason |
"I just hope our little Rebecca doesn't grow up and marry some pig."
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18 |
4.44 |
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11 |
Lane |
Chris Farley's obsession with pork products had early beginnings...
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18 |
4.39 |
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12 |
Lane |
"Dude, wanna see a picture of two babes makin' out?" "Sure."
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18 |
4.39 |
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13 |
Sara |
We taught him eskimo kisses and butterfly kisses, but he came up with pig kisses on his own.
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18 |
4.28 |
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14 |
Ben |
Months later, as Wilbur wallowed in the lethargy of mononucleosis, he forgot all the romance of this day's tryst.
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18 |
4.17 |
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15 |
Jonathan |
Seth's brother told him that Canadian bacon comes from the nose, and that's why it's round.
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18 |
4.11 |
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16 |
Jason |
Minutes after getting his kisses from little Jenny, Wilbur was taken by Jenny's dad to the shed and got his head chopped off. Dinner was so good that night that Jenny had seconds.
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18 |
3.94 |
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17 |
Jonathan |
Madison stakes her claim for tonight's dinner.
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18 |
3.94 |
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18 |
Alison |
Pork, it's what's for dinner.
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18 |
3.89 |
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19 |
Sara |
Hmmm...what a weird looking outlet thingy. Mommy always freaks out real good when I stick my fingers in those. Wonder what she'll do if I stick my tongue in this one...
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18 |
3.83 |
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Michelle |
Having heard of his cousin Wilbur's storied success, Wendell knew things had to be looking up when the farmer's daughter Fran took a shine to him. His friend Lenny, however, was served for breakfast the following week.
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3.83 |
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William |
Evan at a young age, drinking can get you "way deep into nothing special".
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Yeah Evan, stay away from the booze.
(Jonathan - Mar 28, 2007 07:36:01 AM)
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18 |
3.72 |
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22 |
David |
Mmmm.... Salty, with a hint of pork.
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18 |
3.72 |
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23 |
Nate |
Some women think men are pigs.
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18 |
3.67 |
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Mark |
Fast forward 18 years: "So Ruby, who was your first kiss?" "Um...Um...V.L.F."
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F?
(Brad - Mar 28, 2007 04:23:13 PM)
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Virgin Lips Forever
(Anonymous - Mar 28, 2007 05:39:20 PM)
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I see. I only knew of the virgin lips club.
(Brad - Mar 29, 2007 08:14:54 PM)
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18 |
3.61 |
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25 |
William |
I hope this is nothing more than NCMO!
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18 |
3.28 |
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26 |
Mark |
Want to know if your kid stole a cookie from the cookie jar? Get yourself a Cookie Breathalyzer™!
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18 |
3.28 |
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27 |
Sara |
(A few seconds later...) Hee, hee, hey! That kinda tickles...uh oh...uh...uh, UH, UH, UHHH CHOOO!
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18 |
3.17 |
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28 |
Jason |
Mmmmmm. Mommy, it kinda tastes like boogers!
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18 |
2.94 |
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29 |
David |
Come here kid, give me a little lov'in. Yeah, that's the way......
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18 |
2.83 |
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30 |
Terry |
Muuuah! Just remember, once you've paid your debt to pork-ciety, I'll be waiting...
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18 |
2.67 |
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31 |
Steve |
He said that any love is good love So I took what I could get Yes I took what I could get And then she looked at me with them big brown eyes And said, You ain't seen nothin' yet B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet Here's something, here's something that you're never gonna forget, baby B-B-B-Baby, you know, you know, you know, you just ain't seen nothin' yet
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Bachman Turner Overdrive fan huh?
(Steve - Mar 29, 2007 04:00:31 PM)
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2.17 |
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