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You |
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Jason |
Roberta was banking a lot of hope on her fancy new jogging shoes.
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14 |
6.64 |
- |
| 2 |
Jonathan |
Jenny gains the upper hand in her battle against anorexia.
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I would have thought this comment was funny, but I've seen fat people wearing shirts that say "I beat Anorexia" so I question it's originality. But if the poster came up with this on their own, then nice job!
(Anonymous - Apr 11, 2007 03:09:55 PM)
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EXCELLENT point, Anonymous!
(Anonymous - Apr 11, 2007 04:56:52 PM)
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I bet you are the same guy who posted the first comment, and you just want people to think that other people agree with you and that you're some brilliant guy. "Anonymous? Yeah, I know the guy. He's brilliant" Try again.
(Anonymous - Apr 11, 2007 05:20:40 PM)
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No no, it's my own funny; but thanks for the sucker punch.
(Anonymous - Apr 12, 2007 08:51:49 AM)
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Post under the moniker of Anonymous, and that's what you get, I guess.
(Anonymous - Apr 12, 2007 09:41:23 AM)
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Ha ha?
(Anonymous - Apr 12, 2007 10:16:47 AM)
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This is why I disabled anonymous captions. :)
(Lane - Apr 12, 2007 10:21:37 AM)
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Okay, okay. I'll stop.
(Anonymous - Apr 12, 2007 10:53:24 AM)
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Jonathan, I swear none of this was me!
(Jason - Apr 14, 2007 07:11:48 PM)
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14 |
6.57 |
- |
| 3 |
Lane |
Largest woman to purse ratio...ever.
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14 |
6.57 |
- |
| 4 |
Cassie |
Sally remained one of the few of her aging friends whose boobs didn't hang below her belly button.
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14 |
6.50 |
- |
| 5 |
Mike K |
The only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
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14 |
6.14 |
- |
| 6 |
Jonathan |
Every Golden Corral manager seems to have the same recurring nightmare.
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14 |
6.07 |
- |
| 7 |
Lane |
"What are THEY staring at? Sheesh, you'd think they'd never seen a little red purse before in their lives..."
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14 |
5.57 |
- |
| 8 |
Jason |
"Glenda! Please, sit like a lady."
"Don't worry, everything is covered."
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awesome!
(Mike K - Apr 9, 2007 03:42:56 PM)
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HA HA HA HA. This is the BEST!
(Jason - Apr 11, 2007 03:16:33 PM)
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14 |
5.50 |
- |
| 9 |
Mike K |
Not too many people select the deluxe car wash (includes the undercarriage spray) for personal hygiene reasons.
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14 |
5.43 |
- |
| 10 |
Michelle |
Jane tried hard to master every principle in the "For the Strength of Youth" pamphlet, but she could never quite get the one about "no bare midriffs."
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14 |
5.36 |
- |
| 11 |
Jason |
Even at the age of nine, young George Lucas was always a little scared of his Aunt Jabbahute from Romania.
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nice!
(Jason - Apr 11, 2007 03:17:04 PM)
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Jason... making comments on your own captions huh? nice!
(Loren - Apr 13, 2007 03:19:21 PM)
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he he. thougt I'd give it a shot!
(Jason - Apr 14, 2007 07:10:38 PM)
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14 |
5.29 |
- |
| 12 |
Loren |
The first bench with a raging yeast infection!
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I don't know why, but I think this one is hilarious.
(Mark - Apr 11, 2007 03:31:57 PM)
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I am with you Mark. This one is a good one.
(Nate - Apr 11, 2007 08:02:51 PM)
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14 |
5.07 |
- |
| 13 |
Heather P |
While on vacation, Vera decides to have a good time and let it all hang out.
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15 |
5.07 |
- |
| 14 |
Mark |
I bet she drinks Diet Coke.
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14 |
4.79 |
- |
| 15 |
Mark |
When I was a child, I bought a shirt with my allowance that proclaimed "God don't make no junk." I want my money back.
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14 |
4.71 |
- |
| 16 |
Jeff T |
Bob was sure he heard the woman humming something to the tune of "Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro"...
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14 |
4.50 |
- |
| 17 |
Jonathan |
Out shopping for a 3 boob bra.
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3 boobs? One in the back (for dancing), right?
(Anonymous - Apr 10, 2007 03:33:52 PM)
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I don't get it. Why would one in the back be good for dancing?
(Jonathan - Apr 10, 2007 03:35:39 PM)
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On second thought, I don't know that I'm that curious...
(Jonathan - Apr 10, 2007 03:36:16 PM)
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Well the idea is that it gives the dancing partner something to do with his hand back there while dancing. Not that it really applies to this particular individual starring in this weeking POTW. Extra points to the one that can tell me where this reference is from.... :)
(Anonymous - Apr 10, 2007 03:42:03 PM)
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It is sad when you have to explain your jokes. I thought that you were funny.
(David - Apr 10, 2007 04:18:18 PM)
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Married with Children
(Anonymous - Apr 13, 2007 10:25:46 AM)
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14 |
4.29 |
- |
| 18 |
David |
Reaching for another sandwich, Heloise still didn't understand why they put her in this little pen with no clean straw and only a bench to sit on.
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15 |
4.27 |
- |
| 19 |
Jason |
As Chad entered the park from the east, he immediately comprehended the magnitude of his mistake and vowed to never, ever again use an online dating service.
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I thought you preferred blondes Chad???
(Jason - Apr 11, 2007 04:32:26 PM)
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14 |
4.14 |
- |
| 20 |
Mike K |
Pinky is most likely grabbing what out of her bag?
a) healthful snacks
b) another stick of butter
c) a cell phone to order more pizzas
d) a handgun with one bullet
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I would guess she is going to eat the bag.
(Nate - Apr 11, 2007 09:42:02 AM)
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b?
(Jordan H - Apr 11, 2007 09:44:20 AM)
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Whatever it is i bet she's gonna eat it.....
(Jordan H - Apr 13, 2007 03:31:34 PM)
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14 |
4.14 |
- |
| 21 |
Lane |
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean.
Then one day Jack disappeared
And again was never seen.
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14 |
4.00 |
- |
| 22 |
Jeff T |
The frozen turkey smuggler strikes again!
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14 |
3.57 |
- |
| 23 |
Jeff T |
The thief almost got away with the world's largest donut.
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14 |
3.36 |
- |
| 24 |
Jordan H |
Isn't this that girl from Nantucket?
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14 |
3.36 |
- |
| 25 |
Jonathan |
An example of fluidic ambulatory melting; proof that the human race continues to evolve.
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14 |
3.29 |
- |
| 26 |
Nate |
Find your match at True.com
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I thought I saw this girl on ldssingles.com not True
(Nate - Apr 11, 2007 09:34:19 AM)
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14 |
3.21 |
- |
| 27 |
Mark |
What? No diamond ring?
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14 |
3.21 |
- |
| 28 |
Lane |
Bob was so desperate to rid himself of that beer belly, he went so far as trying a sex change. It didn't make things better.
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14 |
3.14 |
- |
| 29 |
Mike K |
Too much pamper, not enough hammer!
hammer = exercise / tiring yourself out
pamper (usually comes after the hammer) = buffets, fine cuisine, gallons of ice cream at a time, etc.
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Too much explanation not enough humor
(Nate - Apr 11, 2007 09:26:44 AM)
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Hey Nate, will you explain your comment please?
(Mark - Apr 11, 2007 09:29:41 AM)
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14 |
3.00 |
- |
| 30 |
Mark |
Please tell me that's a belly button that I'm looking at.
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Why are you looking at it? :)
(Jason - Apr 10, 2007 03:34:46 PM)
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14 |
2.79 |
- |
| 31 |
Jordan H |
Hippopotamuses (hippopotami is also accepted as a plural form by the OED), also sometimes called hippos, are gregarious, living in groups of up to 40 animals, called a pod, herd, school or bloat. A male hippopotamus is known as bull, a female as cow, and a baby as calf. A hippo's lifespan is typically 40 to 50 years. Female hippos reach sexual maturity at 5 to 6 years and have a gestation period of 8 months. Donna the Hippo, 55, is the oldest known hippo in captivity. She lives at the Mesker Park Zoo in Evansville, Indiana.
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14 |
2.71 |
- |
| 32 |
David |
Holy HELL?!?! I may never eat another doughnut in my life.
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15 |
2.47 |
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April 9-15, 2007
