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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Michelle |
"I feel a sin coming on."
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(2)
If I had to guess I would say it is going to be bestiality. That or they are not going to pay their tithing.
(Nate - Apr 20, 2007 12:34:51 PM)
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No, They are going to take off those scarfs.
(Michael - Apr 23, 2007 12:55:41 PM)
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19 |
6.47 |
- |
2 |
Michael |
Dave does a good job photoshopping himself in with a girl from school. This should stop his parents from pestering him for a while.
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19 |
6.37 |
- |
3 |
Mark |
Although they're smiling, both Henry and Jane are feeling quite hot, partly due to the over-sized scarves, but mostly due to being so close to the sun.
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19 |
5.68 |
- |
4 |
Chris N |
The Sears Mojo-Scarf enjoyed a brief popularity in the 70's, but was banned after a sharp increase in teen pregnancy rates.
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19 |
5.58 |
- |
5 |
David |
This old thing? I just took it off from one of the tables at Luigi’s Pizza and Fun Center.
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20 |
5.50 |
- |
6 |
Joel |
Man: "What do say we loosen these scarves and get comfortable."
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19 |
5.32 |
- |
7 |
Michelle |
At the local roller rink, Jim always scored on "Cravat Night."
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19 |
5.26 |
- |
8 |
Chris N |
Dave delivers another one of his patented "Dave-Grabs"
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19 |
5.26 |
- |
9 |
Sara |
Needless to say, my suspicions about Greg and Marcia were confirmed by the Brady Bunch Reunion Special.
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(1)
Sara I'm shocked.... :)
(Jason - Apr 20, 2007 07:31:04 AM)
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19 |
5.21 |
- |
10 |
Lane |
"...then the doc took off the rubber glove, removed the catheter, and it's been all systems go ever since." "Oh Frank, I love your stories."
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(1)
He took off the glove first?
(Anonymous - Apr 18, 2007 07:49:18 AM)
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19 |
5.05 |
- |
11 |
Lane |
"How's about going to get a drink with the Tedster?" "Well, okay Mr. Bundy...but just one drink..."
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19 |
5.00 |
- |
12 |
Jason |
Bob: "A little to the right." Julie: "Right there?" Bob: "Oh yeah."
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19 |
4.68 |
- |
13 |
Jason |
"Two words Larry: Tic Tacs"
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19 |
4.63 |
- |
14 |
Steve |
Are you afflicted with excesesive neck hair? Too many romantic nights leaving those awful hickies? Well worry no more. Call now and receive two Ronco silk scarves. Just wear it and forget it". "But Wait" that's not all, with four easy payments of $39.99 you also get the can of GLH Brand spray on hair...
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19 |
4.58 |
- |
15 |
Lane |
"You were right, the rat poison did just the trick. Now nothing stands in the way of our new life together..."
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19 |
4.53 |
- |
16 |
Terry |
Having mastered time-travel, Lane is finally able to sport his favorite cravat and even manages to land his first date since 2001!
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19 |
4.42 |
- |
17 |
Michelle |
"Of course I love you, Bob," she said, forcing a smile. "Now where's my Valium?"
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19 |
4.32 |
- |
18 |
Michelle |
Bert: "Oh yeah. She's hot for me." Judy: "Gee, I really settled this time, didn't I..."
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19 |
4.21 |
- |
19 |
Michael |
Boy how BYU engagement pictures have changed. There isn't a tree in the background.
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19 |
4.16 |
- |
20 |
Chris N |
"Debbie, Utah state law requires me to inform you that due to prior convictions in Utah, Colorado, and Nevada, my name appears on a list of registered... Oh never mind baby! Lets get out of here!"
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19 |
4.16 |
- |
21 |
David |
Not wanting to screw up the photo shoot, Sarah, through clenched teath whispers, "Bob, you still have that chive in your teath."
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20 |
4.10 |
- |
22 |
Michael |
Her "Oh Wow, your breath is actually refreshingly sweet. What is your secret?" Him "Well Sarah, it is actually the new St. Patrick's day Mentos. They are artificially delicious."
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I thought this caption was ho-hum until I got to "Artificially delicious".
(Jonathan - Apr 19, 2007 11:22:10 AM)
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19 |
3.95 |
- |
23 |
Lane |
I'd consider asking her out if it weren't for that ridiculous neckwear.
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19 |
3.68 |
- |
24 |
Michael |
Him "Oh Baby, That nose of yours turns me on!"
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19 |
3.68 |
- |
25 |
Boyd |
It feels like I'm being hung with silk rope, marriage is not for me. Sorry Charlie!
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20 |
3.65 |
- |