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Jason |
Suddenly, Lt. Gomez went crazy and started attacking the other crewmembers, using Dr. Charles as a club.
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so very funny!
(Leslie - May 2, 2007 11:24:07 AM)
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Yeah! This is the first time in a while that the caption I've like the best has actually done the best (no 'ffense to all you who have won recently). :)
(Sara - May 3, 2007 02:29:11 PM)
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OK, first I felt great Sara. Then I read your correction to the other caption. Ouch. I'm not ashamed to admit that there were tears.
(Anonymous - May 3, 2007 04:37:35 PM)
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Awwwww, man! :( I knew I shouldn't have said anything. I'm such a jerk!
(Sara - May 3, 2007 05:00:06 PM)
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Sara should be clubbed with a quadraplegic.
(Jonathan - May 3, 2007 05:08:37 PM)
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Who is Dr. Charles? Maybe im missing something......
(Jordan H - May 3, 2007 05:26:06 PM)
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Daahhh! Jas, you made me feel really bad! :p
(Sara - May 4, 2007 09:24:55 AM)
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Isn't Dr. Charles the bald guy in Xmen?
(Jonathan - May 4, 2007 03:27:30 PM)
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No, No, these are just made up names to kind of put a funny story to the picture. I was thinking of the standard spaceship crew moives. There always seems to be some kind of civillian Doctor on board.
(Jason - May 4, 2007 07:14:46 PM)
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6.00 |
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Lane |
Stephen writes a new book about his scarier than expected zero-gravity flight: "My Briefs were History in no Time".
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Crap! I put that comment on the wrong caption! Though it is a very funny caption, my accolades were actually for this caption, "My Briefs were History . . ." I swear they changed order mid post!
(Sara - May 3, 2007 02:33:17 PM)
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Appropriate explitive.
(Jonathan - May 3, 2007 02:59:11 PM)
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Curses! .01...
(Jonathan - May 4, 2007 08:06:10 AM)
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Yeah! Long time to go still though...
(Lane - May 4, 2007 09:24:57 AM)
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this one was very clever.
(Jason - May 4, 2007 09:53:54 AM)
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14 |
5.71 |
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Jordan H |
WOW! I can see the Great Wall of China.....the Grand Canyon......and some fat lady on a park bench...man that's gross!
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14 |
5.50 |
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Jonathan |
Hawking's thoughts: "I wonder if they realize that my catheter bag is still on the wheel chair."
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14 |
5.50 |
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Jason |
In accordance with his will requesting a Spock-like burial, the shuttle crew prepares Mr. Hawking's frozen body for torpedoing to the Genesis project planet.
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14 |
5.36 |
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Jared |
"I feel great! We're hurtling towards the earth at fantastic speeds and some lady is grabbing my butt. Truly the Nerd's Wish Foundation has come through with flying colors!"
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14 |
5.14 |
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Lane |
Most people are shocked to find out that "bitter beer face" guy is actually an accomplished astronaut as well.
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14 |
4.93 |
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Michelle |
At that moment Stephen wished he had upgraded to the voice synthesizer that could say "WHEEEEE!"
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14 |
4.79 |
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Jason |
"I KNEW I had the Force!"
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14 |
4.79 |
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Lane |
Thousands of dollars and a lifetime of anticipation...all ruined by one bad raspberry zinger.
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Oh, man. It happens to the best of us.
(Michelle - May 1, 2007 01:44:03 PM)
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4.71 |
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Jared |
"Light as a feather, stiff as a board..... Oh my goodness! It's working!"
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14 |
4.71 |
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| 12 |
Sara |
"I'm ready guys! Let's do it--Ludicrous Speed!"
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Don't forget to jam the radar first! CLASSIC
(Jason - May 2, 2007 05:04:34 PM)
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14 |
4.64 |
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Michelle |
"I bet that sucker Niels Bohr never did anything like this!"
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4.50 |
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Lane |
"Okay, Mr. Hawking, now I just need you to swing your arms and legs around really fast."
"Bob!"
"What? Just a little joke..."
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4.36 |
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Michael |
"Do I have to pay more for the but touch, or is that complimentary?"
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How much and can I choose which employee does the touching? :)
(Jason - May 1, 2007 05:27:37 PM)
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14 |
4.36 |
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Terry |
Pushing the envelope on physics THEORY be damned! From now on its basic Newtonian experiments for MEEEEEE!!!!!
And next week? Steven tossing!!!
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4.14 |
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Jordan H |
Ok....on the count of three, ill tickle him. Sue you take his wallet. Bill, you grab his shoes.
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4.14 |
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Jonathan |
Hawking's zero gravity experience was going exceptionally well until the plane ran into one of God's dice.
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Cause God plays dice w/the universe...
(Jonathan - May 3, 2007 02:16:25 PM)
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14 |
3.86 |
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| 19 |
Jonathan |
Steve fulfills his life-long dream to dance the YMCA.
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14 |
3.86 |
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Jared |
Stephen Hawking's inner child bursts out and his chair says, "WEEEE! DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN!" in robotic monotone.
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14 |
3.86 |
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Leslie |
"I love to laugh! ha-ha-ha-ha! Long and loud and clear!"
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3.71 |
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Jason |
Sara could barely contain her frustration as the bishopric introduced the newest member into the singles' ward.
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The classics never get old. ;)
(Jason - May 2, 2007 05:00:07 PM)
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Speak for yourself, Jas!
(Sara - May 3, 2007 09:58:48 AM)
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So are you saying that I'm a classic or that I never get old? Or both? :)
(Jason - May 3, 2007 12:43:41 PM)
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3.71 |
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Jonathan |
Those fools, I was just trying to sign on to my NetZero account, and some how I end up in a game of hot potato in some silly airplane...I really need to get my dang computer fixed.
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3.50 |
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| 24 |
Joshua |
"Pass the Bucky" changes meaning for this group of astronauts...
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14 |
3.43 |
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Jared |
"This is the captain speaking. We've been getting some turbulence and I have just turned on the seatbelt sign."
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14 |
3.29 |
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April 30-May 6, 2007
