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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Jason |
"A drink for you Madam" "I didn't order this" "It's from the gentleman over there..."
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6 |
6.33 |
- |
2 |
Jordan H |
Michelle kept telling everyone that she might be allergic to bee stings.....no one listened.
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(4)
Yeah--the swelling and the pain were pretty bad, but all that extra hair was the WORST. :)
(Michelle - May 9, 2007 09:49:25 AM)
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Who has the thought, "Hmm. A gorilla. Hey, I'll do a caption about Michelle and bee stings..."? Awesome.
(Cassie - May 9, 2007 02:05:54 PM)
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You should see her when see eats peanuts!
(Jason - May 9, 2007 04:16:00 PM)
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must be some loon jacked up on too many Vault sodas or something...
(Mike K - May 10, 2007 10:41:46 AM)
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6 |
6.17 |
- |
3 |
Lane |
Coco ponders his capture and subsequent new life in captivity: "I just don't get it. I was in the mist and everything, I thought I was solid..."
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6 |
5.83 |
- |
4 |
Lane |
The anticlimax after finally becoming the alpha male was palpable. No more hangin' with the boys, picking bugs from their hair, gorging themselves on bananas, the poo fights. Damn, those were good times!
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(4)
Lane, are you projecting your fears on this gorilla? Or is it Mike...?
(Cassie - May 7, 2007 09:06:55 PM)
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No es de mi! =)
(Mike K - May 8, 2007 12:17:38 AM)
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Close. She said, "es no de mi". :)
(Lane - May 8, 2007 08:26:01 AM)
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Did I call that one, or what?
(Cassie - May 11, 2007 02:07:37 PM)
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6 |
5.67 |
- |
5 |
Jason |
Sister Missionary grooming standards are not the same as for Elders.
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(2)
Love it! Wish I had said it!
(David - May 7, 2007 11:46:21 AM)
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Lock your heart
(Chad - May 8, 2007 03:06:46 PM)
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6 |
5.33 |
- |
6 |
Jason |
After a busy day, Zeke enjoys kicking back and having his favorite treat, a butterscotch lollypop.
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6 |
5.33 |
- |
7 |
Ben |
Dude, would you just order a drink and quit staring at me - you're creepin me out!
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7 |
5.29 |
- |
8 |
Lane |
Not even purple dye could mask the stain on the on the top of his head. He had to hand it to Jambo, that was one sweet dung fling.
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6 |
5.00 |
- |
9 |
Lane |
Man that was freaky...that human's hand was just like mine.
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6 |
4.83 |
- |
10 |
Michael |
Lane, your girlfriend is mad at you again.
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(3)
I have a girlfriend? Sweet...
(Lane - May 7, 2007 11:46:26 AM)
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I hate to see what their offspring look like.
(Anonymous - May 7, 2007 03:57:57 PM)
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Just picture a little ape with a Diet Dew in its hand.
(Michael - May 7, 2007 04:08:17 PM)
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|
7 |
4.14 |
- |
11 |
Steve |
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly nintey-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
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7 |
4.14 |
- |
12 |
Michael |
**Click** Oh Yeah, baby, give me some of that blue steel. **click** You're Beautiful! ** Click** Now show me some of those muscles.
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7 |
4.00 |
- |
13 |
Michael |
Welcome to the Planet of the Apes nudist colony. Here is the head nudist, Billy, taking a leisurely sun bath.
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7 |
4.00 |
- |
14 |
Terry |
No, I'm telling you, we have to wait for the next stupid fat kid to climb up on the railing. We grab him and hold him hostage till they bring us some chicks!
|
7 |
3.86 |
- |
15 |
Michael |
"If one more person takes a picture of me I swear I am gonna throw some crap on them."
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7 |
3.86 |
- |
16 |
Sara |
Zooreality TV: Out-witted once again, Sammy momentarily considers giving in to prank war defeat. Those clever zoo keepers knew his weaknesses too well.
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7 |
3.86 |
- |
17 |
Sara |
"I'm telling ya, it's not all fame and $1 bills...being a Chimp & Dale's dancer can be really degrading."
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7 |
3.86 |
- |
18 |
Terry |
... and that is how I ended up here in the slammer with you chumps, er I mean chimps...
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7 |
3.71 |
- |
19 |
Sara |
A notoriously heavy sleeper, Abu wonders, "how in the world did that chimp get a Sharpie?"
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7 |
3.71 |
- |
20 |
Michelle |
Damn dirty ape??? I'll show that sweaty human who the damn dirty ape is...
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6 |
3.50 |
- |
21 |
Jason |
Chad's ex-girlfriend is still stalking him...
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(3)
Chad's ex-girlfriend is dating Lane? Small world . . .
(Sara - May 7, 2007 01:06:13 PM)
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I wouldn't mess with my ex wife Lane. She's hairy and trouble.
(Chad - May 8, 2007 02:57:22 PM)
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Bad combo. Duly noted...
(Lane - May 8, 2007 03:02:19 PM)
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6 |
3.33 |
- |