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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Jason |
Last year on their Alaskan cruise, Barbara and John both had the worst case of hemroids ever. There was only one way to get relief.
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(5)
To be anal retentive, you misspelled hemorrhoids, it says right here on my suppository h-e-m-o...nevermind.
(Jonathan - May 16, 2007 05:37:16 PM)
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I'm proud to say I've never needed to spell it before...:)
(Anonymous - May 16, 2007 07:53:05 PM)
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You just jinxed yourself.
(Jonathan - May 17, 2007 03:24:57 PM)
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OK, HOW did I manage to dodge sara's zero bomb with both a Butt joke AND a misspelling...?
(Jason - May 18, 2007 09:30:27 AM)
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I guess you can thank your lucky stars that I didn't have time to vote this week. :p But really, I think you should just revel in your genius, Jas.
(Sara - May 18, 2007 10:31:27 AM)
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10 |
6.10 |
- |
2 |
Michelle |
Mindy: "Ray, I know I said that I'd rather freeze to death slowly and get eaten by a polar bear than marry you, but it was just a figure of speech. Can we go home now?" Ray: "Is that a yes?"
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10 |
5.80 |
- |
3 |
Jonathan |
When polar bears get hungry and day dream.
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10 |
5.60 |
- |
4 |
Jason |
Kevin to himself: "I sure hope women know about shrinkage."
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10 |
5.40 |
- |
5 |
Jonathan |
Mike scrambles to come up with a new excuse to not cuddle.
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10 |
5.30 |
- |
6 |
Lane |
Serious suntanners don't mess around with that dense, low elevation air...takes forever.
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10 |
5.10 |
- |
7 |
Ben |
Michael Jackson and Nick Lachey on their honeymoon
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(1)
I'm still laughing at this one....awesome.
(Jason - May 18, 2007 09:24:33 AM)
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11 |
5.09 |
- |
8 |
Jason |
Robert was really surprised when his doctor's controversial "Frozen Jewels" sex-addiction therapy actually worked.
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10 |
4.80 |
- |
9 |
Lane |
"I tell you what...that Al Gore guy was full of CRAP."
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(4)
Al Gore is the greatest scientific mind of our time! And pro-wrestling is real!
(Jason - May 16, 2007 04:26:06 PM)
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I think these two would have small carbon butt prints.
(Jonathan - May 16, 2007 05:31:39 PM)
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Lane, this one was awesome. My highest score this week. I wish I had thought of it.
(Jason - May 18, 2007 09:24:03 AM)
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Thanks. It WAS doing well until the last couple voters...universally appealing, universally appealing...it is the POTW mantra.
(Lane - May 18, 2007 09:34:47 AM)
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10 |
4.80 |
- |
10 |
Michelle |
"Well, Jim, I take back what I said about that nudist river trip being the worst vacation ever..."
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10 |
4.50 |
- |
11 |
Jonathan |
"Captain Meriwether?" "Yes Sacajawea." "I think this lies a little outside of my job description."
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10 |
4.10 |
- |
12 |
Michelle |
"Oh, Mark. I never dreamed that nuclear winter could be so beautiful!"
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10 |
4.10 |
- |
13 |
Jason |
One of several promo photos in the Canadian Summer Travel Brochure.
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10 |
4.00 |
- |
14 |
Terry |
And that's why beachfront property in Antarctica is sooo cheap
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11 |
3.91 |
- |
15 |
Lane |
"Once you get past the blackened fingers, dear, it's just like being at a white sand beach."
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10 |
3.90 |
- |
16 |
Jared |
We should have got Capital One.
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(1)
What's in your wallet?
(Anonymous - May 16, 2007 12:10:44 AM)
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11 |
3.64 |
- |
17 |
Michael |
Her "Honey I am cold." Him "Just embrace it."
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11 |
3.55 |
- |
18 |
Ben |
A little too much Smirnoff maybe?
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(1)
sissy drink!!!
(Anonymous - May 16, 2007 12:11:06 AM)
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11 |
3.55 |
- |
19 |
Jonathan |
James went as far as to show Veronica his crooked toe, but he just couldn't seem to melt the ice.
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10 |
3.50 |
- |
20 |
Jordan H |
Hey, is that Lane over there on that mountain? ...I think it is.
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10 |
3.50 |
- |
21 |
Boyd |
Shrinkage heck… More like a scared turtle!
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11 |
3.36 |
- |
22 |
Michael |
Summers in Utah are the best in the world!
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11 |
2.18 |
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