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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Lane |
Suzi always was a bit of a rule nazi: "Did he really just say 'king me'? I'm surrounded by IDIOTS!"
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10 |
6.70 |
- |
2 |
Jason |
Dr. Rosenburg's controversial treatment for Juvenile Onset Nerdism uses simple methods. Children are forced to sit at a chessboard but are given an electric shock if they touch any pieces.
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Where was Dr. Rosenburg when I was a child?
(Jonathan - May 30, 2007 08:23:07 AM)
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10 |
6.50 |
- |
3 |
Joshua |
I knew i should have worn an astronaut diaper for the chess marathon! Curses!
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10 |
5.30 |
- |
4 |
Jason |
"And Knight to King 7 makes checkmate!" "No it doesn't" "oh wait...." "Sorry, you took your hand off it already" "Oh Sh#%!"
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10 |
5.00 |
- |
5 |
Ben |
Jessica is most upset about losing her She-ra Princess of Power lunch box in a little side wager
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11 |
5.00 |
- |
6 |
Joshua |
Janice, no matter how much you make that face, "Mindpower" will continue to have no effect. Just move.
|
10 |
4.80 |
- |
7 |
Lane |
Sure the large brain tumor pressing on the inside of her skull was painful...but Billy had beaten her twice today already. 3 losses would be inexcusable.
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10 |
4.70 |
- |
8 |
Jonathan |
Back in the day, Lane wore his hair a little long and liked to hang with some of the more edgier clubs.
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10 |
4.60 |
- |
9 |
Steve |
If I don't beat this eight year old asian boy in chess I'll never have a chance at Harvard Business Shool! I'm ruined at 7.4534 I mean 7.4535, AAGH!
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11 |
4.45 |
- |
10 |
Lane |
Unable to topple her opponent's king in the chess match, Sally decides to do it the old fashioned way...with a swift backhand.
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10 |
4.40 |
- |
11 |
Terry |
Bishop you idiot! You know, the guy with the pointy head and the little ball on top...
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11 |
4.36 |
- |
12 |
Mark |
Lucy, a mere 12 moves into Kasparov's Gambit, forgets the 13th move and decides she has only one option - stimulate her memory by clawing her way through her skull and touching her cerebral cortex. It's a risky move but well worth it; this is for the class championship, after all.
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10 |
4.30 |
- |
13 |
Michelle |
"Of all the days to accidentally superglue my fingers to my head...!"
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10 |
4.10 |
- |
14 |
Lane |
"Coach said in order to win today I needed to have my mind 'dialed in'. What does that even mean? Oh well, worth a try..."
|
10 |
3.90 |
- |
15 |
Michelle |
A chess board? What the...??? I thought I signed up for "The Game of Life" tournament!
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10 |
3.60 |
- |
16 |
Jason |
Greg's daughter becomes frustrated when she can't find the Chess "remote control".
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10 |
3.50 |
- |
17 |
Jason |
Young racist children become angry when they realize that with the new chess sets they have to choose between the black pieces or the yellow pieces.
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10 |
3.20 |
- |
18 |
Amy M |
Try as she might she couldn't push the vision of walking in on Principal Chambers in the bathroom this morning from her mind, she will forever fear the one eyed snake.
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you only left this one? Power ranking suicide.
(Brian - Jun 1, 2007 10:46:15 AM)
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10 |
2.10 |
- |