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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Jonathan |
Lane was so proud of his accomplishment (pooped in 50 states), he danced the Charleston.
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(3)
this is funny cause it could be true.
(Brian - Jun 12, 2007 09:39:26 AM)
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His motto is to always leave the mountain a little taller than how he found it.
(Jonathan - Jun 13, 2007 04:42:32 PM)
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Oh, I'm glad this one won. I forgot to vote but was intending on giving this one a very high score. Awesome caption.
(Jeff T - Jun 18, 2007 08:05:02 AM)
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10 |
7.10 |
- |
2 |
Jonathan |
Lane tries to be coy about the fact that there isn't any TP left.
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10 |
6.10 |
- |
3 |
Sara |
Much less excellent than Bill and Ted's and with a downgrade from the Circle K phone booth, we call it--Lane's Craptacular Adventure!
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10 |
6.10 |
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4 |
Jeff T |
It was well worth the weight of carrying that thing into the back country, thinks Lane.
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11 |
5.73 |
- |
5 |
Boyd |
You guys told me it had a solar air freshener.
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11 |
5.55 |
- |
6 |
Jonathan |
The only thing faster than Lane's coming out was his going in.
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10 |
5.50 |
- |
7 |
Lane |
After getting through that ordeal, Lane didn't think it possible to feel any better...then he saw the abandoned 24-pack of Diet Mtn. Dew.
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10 |
5.20 |
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8 |
Lane |
Crapper mistake #26: The premature exit.
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10 |
5.20 |
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9 |
Sara |
Not for faint hearts or sensitive stomachs, Lane's cross continental scavenger hunts are getting pretty extreme.
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10 |
5.10 |
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10 |
Jeff T |
Lane tries his coolest strut, but it just doesn't overcome the decidedly uncool fact that he is leaving an outhouse.
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This one should be doing much better. It's hilarious.
(Sara - Jun 14, 2007 04:16:49 PM)
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11 |
4.82 |
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11 |
Jason |
Although he was thrilled to be accepted to the new class at Hogwarts, Lane just couldn't find the courage to use the new secret entrance.
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10 |
4.60 |
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12 |
Jason |
"Allright, WHO left the seat up?!!!"
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10 |
4.50 |
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13 |
Michael |
He thought it was a mirage but no it was REALLY there.
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10 |
4.50 |
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14 |
Lane |
10 seconds previously: "Oh c'mon you big sissy. They're not that bad inside. Watch me..."
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10 |
4.40 |
- |
15 |
Jonathan |
The blue water evaporates a lot faster in the desert.
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10 |
4.20 |
- |
16 |
Joshua |
Hey, this elevator only goes down! And someone made an awful mess down there...
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10 |
4.10 |
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17 |
Michael |
"Whew that was a close one. I knew I should have worn my brown shorts."
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10 |
4.10 |
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18 |
Sara |
The soles of his flip flops nearly entirely melted, Captain Obvious declares that there's little comfort to be found in the scant shade of the porto.
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10 |
4.00 |
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19 |
Michelle |
"Help! There's a spider in there! Somebody kill it!"
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10 |
3.90 |
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20 |
Michael |
Oh the convenience of the west.
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10 |
3.70 |
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21 |
Terry |
Faster than a speeding toilet paper roll... stronger than the stench of a porta potty... Its SUPERLANE to the rescue!!!
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11 |
3.55 |
- |
22 |
Ben |
Earthlings - I come in peace
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11 |
3.36 |
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23 |
Lane |
"Dude...there's still some on your foot!"
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10 |
3.10 |
- |
24 |
Michael |
Lane takes a deep breath of fresh air. "Dang guys, I almost passed out in there."
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10 |
3.10 |
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25 |
Ben |
Otherwise known as the KYBO shimmy
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ok, define "KYBO" so I can find the humor in this caption.
(Jeff T - Jun 11, 2007 04:43:46 PM)
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I looked it up. Apparently portable outhouses are called kybos...by someone...somewhere.
(Lane - Jun 13, 2007 10:27:50 AM)
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you looked it up? thats rich. I'll be a monkeys uncle if this isn't Lane's caption.
(Brian - Jun 14, 2007 10:09:00 PM)
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well call me a monkey's uncle.
(Brian - Jun 15, 2007 09:35:56 AM)
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11 |
3.09 |
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26 |
Jason |
"You're right! Taco Bell DOES taste better when you eat it in there!"
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10 |
3.00 |
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27 |
Loren |
Uh.... Lane.... you forgot to wipe your upper lip!
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11 |
2.91 |
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28 |
Sara |
Ohhh geez! Somethin' bit me!
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10 |
2.90 |
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29 |
Jason |
In Death Valley, California Lane becomes a member of the "Mile Down Club" - all by himself!
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I guess I really miscalculated with this one.... :(
(Jason - Jun 14, 2007 11:19:02 AM)
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I think people don't usually like sexual humor. This one is kind of gross.
(Michael - Jun 14, 2007 02:51:39 PM)
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Sorry about that. When I wrote this I was thinking more about comparing the porta potty to an airline john, the whole mile high/low club thing was secondary but yeah, I guess it wasn't very funny. The comparison would have been easier if there was also a female in the picture. Oh well.
(Jason - Jun 14, 2007 04:15:59 PM)
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10 |
2.70 |
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30 |
Ben |
I don't even want to know what is in his mouth. . .
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11 |
2.18 |
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