|
Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Mike K |
Lane's copycat book, 'I Got Stuck', didn't fare as well as Aron Ralston's dramatic 'Between a Rock and a Hard Place'.
»
«
(8)
C'mon people give it a chance. I swear it's better than it sounds...
(Lane - Jun 20, 2005 04:41:09 PM)
|
i'll just borrow your mom's copy, lane.
(Michelle - Jun 21, 2005 09:15:22 AM)
|
It's actually a trilogy. Volume 1: Why I'm Not Married. Volume 2: I Got Stuck. Volume 3: ??? Stay tuned!
(Lane - Jun 22, 2005 12:12:25 AM)
|
Volume III: Why I Love West Side Story (or Sing with Me!!!), includes CD and DVD for singing and dancing along with Lane
(Michelle - Jun 22, 2005 12:23:21 PM)
|
(Volume III should also answer the big question posed by Volume I.)
(Michelle - Jun 22, 2005 12:29:37 PM)
|
Mikey posts only the third caption with an average of over 7, and the second highest to date, and surges ahead of Lane into second place, only .02 points behind Michelle with one week left to go in the quarterly contest, while Lane is just .03 behind. However, is it rigged? Do Michelle and Mike really stand a chance against the website administrator. Is this Nephi person someone real with parents who can't get enough of the Book of Mormon, or is it just an alter ego Lane created to give himself high votes? And will this long-winded comment ever end? All these stories collide in an event you don't want to miss: The POTW3 first quarterly finale. Next week ONLY on lanep.org!
(Brent - Jun 24, 2005 01:46:55 AM)
|
Wow, I didn't realize the drama that was unfolding until I read Brent's outstanding summary. :) We just got back from Yellowstone.
(Lane - Jun 26, 2005 11:30:00 PM)
|
Or a potential mini-drama: Will it be Leena, Cray, Carol-Lynn, or Jeff who can hit an even "5", and have an average that is, well, average?
(Jeff - Jun 27, 2005 01:04:28 PM)
|
|
15 |
7.20 |
- |
2 |
Michelle |
Awww, crap! I think I just caught my nipple ring on the fence!
|
15 |
6.13 |
- |
3 |
Lane |
Elder Pollock was having a routine P-day at the MTC. But then he heard the sweet music of a neighborhood ice-cream truck and instinct took over...
|
15 |
6.07 |
- |
4 |
Mike K |
The escape was going great until the electric fence kicked in while Lane was in a delicate and precarious position.
»
«
(4)
pheww!! what a relief the world couldn't handle another Lane Jr.
(Casey - Jun 21, 2005 12:35:24 PM)
|
I am a big fan of natural selection, too. :(
(Lane - Jun 21, 2005 12:40:52 PM)
|
ANOTHER lane, jr.? you mean there's already one running loose?!?
(Michelle - Jun 21, 2005 12:48:08 PM)
|
Michelle, obivously you don't know Lane that well now do ya.
(Casey - Jun 21, 2005 01:13:33 PM)
|
|
15 |
6.00 |
- |
5 |
Jeff T |
In a sad irony, after surviving many harrowing outdoor adventures, Lane death comes from his own backyard fence.
|
15 |
5.93 |
- |
6 |
Brian |
Tired of being his cellmate's "woman", lane makes his escape.
|
15 |
5.93 |
- |
7 |
Julie H |
Lane later admitted that the hardest part of his ordeal was not being stuck for hours, but calling the fire department and explaining why the Jaws of Life would be necessary.
|
15 |
5.73 |
- |
8 |
Michelle |
It finally occurs to Lane that being Bootylicious isn't always an advantage.
|
15 |
5.60 |
- |
9 |
Lane |
Front of green sign: "You must be THIS narrow to hike to Upper Falls"
|
15 |
5.53 |
- |
10 |
Michelle |
When the "fitness camp" counselors aren't looking, Lane makes a break for it. "Come on--SQUEEZE! I can't spend another day here!"
|
15 |
5.53 |
- |
11 |
Mike K |
The ONLY reason it's not better to be a guy.
|
15 |
5.47 |
- |
12 |
Michelle |
"Hey, guys! Remember back in high school when we were smoking weed under the bleachers, and Coach Jacobson saw us and yelled, and we started running, and that Lane kid got caught in the fence, and we just ran away and let him take the heat? That was so cool!" "Oh yeah! Whatever happened to that guy?" "Dude, I don't know...probably a computer geek with his own website or something..."
|
15 |
5.27 |
- |
13 |
Brent |
After having a nice dinner of 4 pots of honey at Rabbit's house, Lane the Pooh can't get back out.
|
15 |
5.07 |
- |
14 |
Lane |
Bored with the same ol' birthday celebration every year, Lane decides to try something different this year...a reenactment of the big day!
»
«
(3)
oh yeah...it's just like my OB/GYN always says: "the cervix is like a chain-link fence..."
(Michelle - Jun 20, 2005 12:18:06 PM)
|
a bit too much info, michelle.
(Carol-Lyn - Jun 20, 2005 12:32:35 PM)
|
that's my specialty. :)
(Michelle - Jun 20, 2005 12:43:07 PM)
|
|
15 |
5.00 |
- |
15 |
Mike K |
Lane refused to climb through the fence and hike until Mike opened up a fresh bag of Doritos and offered some from the other side.
|
15 |
5.00 |
- |
16 |
Joel |
"Wait up a minute guys, looks like I'll have to try a few more laps around the parking lot."
|
15 |
4.93 |
- |
17 |
Casey |
I always knew that Lane was an illegal immigrant!!
»
«
(2)
he came over from canada!
(Michelle - Jun 21, 2005 12:35:13 PM)
|
¿y qué?
(Lane - Jun 21, 2005 02:49:04 PM)
|
|
15 |
4.80 |
- |
18 |
David |
Run for your lives! It's escaping.
»
«
(1)
(bear noise)
(Lane - Jun 21, 2005 02:54:05 PM)
|
|
15 |
4.73 |
- |
19 |
Lane |
"Man! Switching to DIET dew from regular I guess wasn't enough. Maybe 3 twinkies instead of 4 for breakfast...?"
|
15 |
4.67 |
- |
20 |
Nephi |
After years of deep pondering Lane finally understands George Balanchine's "The Nutcracker".
|
15 |
4.67 |
- |
21 |
Lane |
"Hey Lane...how do YOU spell relief?" (groan) "WD-40"
|
15 |
4.60 |
- |
22 |
Steven |
Lane invents a new back scratching method. "Oh yeah fence, that's the spot..."
»
«
(1)
cue bear noise...
(Michelle - Jun 20, 2005 05:12:09 PM)
|
|
16 |
4.50 |
- |
23 |
Mike K |
[At boot camp training] Lane giggles: "Hee hee, this tickles my tummy!" Commanding officer: "Boy! This is no laughing matter! Now move, move, MOVE!"
|
15 |
4.47 |
- |
24 |
Trent |
Lane taking advantage of another opportunity to practice his cage dance routine.
»
«
(1)
It's coming together, too...you should see the finale! :)
(Lane - Jun 20, 2005 12:17:36 PM)
|
|
15 |
4.40 |
- |
25 |
David |
Big boy plus a small gap makes a hard go.
|
15 |
4.33 |
- |
26 |
Casey |
I swam the Rio Grande and now there is this Damn fence in the way.
»
«
(1)
dahh, immigration can be so annoying...
(Lane - Jun 21, 2005 02:51:30 PM)
|
|
15 |
4.27 |
- |
27 |
David |
If squeezing through that fence didn't make his hat pop off, that freakin' wind must have been more like a tornado!
|
15 |
4.20 |
- |
28 |
David |
Dangit! I knew I shouldn't have gone to Golden Corral before this hike.
»
«
(3)
Screw Golden Corral!?!! I should of gone to Chuck A Rama!!
(Casey - Jun 20, 2005 01:40:15 PM)
|
yes, you should of.
(Jordan - Jun 22, 2005 04:43:32 PM)
|
AMEN
(Brian - Jun 22, 2005 05:23:21 PM)
|
|
15 |
4.13 |
- |
29 |
Nephi |
The conspiracy theorists are baffled by this strange twist of events. Did someone shove Lane into that fence because their funny caption got last place or was it someone else who was unhappy about the captions poking fun of them in a lackluster photo?
|
15 |
4.13 |
- |
30 |
Kathy |
Well I guess that is one way to jump start the sex change operation.
|
15 |
4.13 |
- |
31 |
Trent |
The Quarry hat knew it was time to part ways after Lane decided it would be easier to force a Twinkie through braces rather than scale a 5.6a fence.
|
15 |
3.73 |
- |
32 |
Cat |
Too many diet dews...see what it does to ya.
|
16 |
3.50 |
- |
33 |
Nephi |
Ouch! Did someone crunch their nuts?
|
15 |
3.47 |
- |
34 |
Tad |
Dude, don't do the diet dew!
|
16 |
3.31 |
- |
35 |
Michelle |
Unfortunately for the Poky Little Puppy, all the adventures he'd had in the wide, wide world couldn't compensate for his being sent to bed without any strawberry shortcake for climbing through the hole in the fence.
|
15 |
3.27 |
- |
36 |
Lane |
Maybe he's born with it? Maybe it's jellybean.
|
15 |
3.27 |
- |
37 |
Brent |
Your website administrator is so fat, he sat on a quarter and a booger came out George Washington's nose.
|
15 |
2.60 |
- |