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Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
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Mike K |
Mike notifies the psychiatric ward with his radio: "I've located her sir! I'm preparing to sedate her and bring her in!"
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#30 is much better than this one
(Jordan - Jul 1, 2005 05:11:13 PM)
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I agree Jordan. This one actually sucks. I can't believe it won. I really like #12. Fart jokes are the way to go! Even the 2nd place one sucked (Sorry Julie!). I guess it is just a different crowd these days.
(Nate - Jul 2, 2005 11:05:29 AM)
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15 |
5.87 |
- |
| 2 |
Julie H |
Mike and Cat both thought that drinking a little river water couldn't hurt... moments later Cat began to strongly resemble the infamous "demon of the backwoods".
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she's a dead ringer for a demon of the backwoods somebody should name a boiling lake after her.
(Steven - Jun 27, 2005 04:41:58 PM)
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What are you trying to say? I know Catis hot and all but...
(Michael - Jun 27, 2005 05:48:45 PM)
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Hot like a smelly sulfuric lake? Thats more like locker room hot... and thats not very hot.
(Brian - Jun 28, 2005 08:56:25 PM)
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what are you talking about. Who doesn't just love the sweet smell of sulfer?????
(Michael - Jun 29, 2005 11:11:01 AM)
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15 |
5.13 |
- |
| 3 |
Lane |
The little voices in Cat's head had been getting louder. Lately they had been saying: "Mike is trying to kill you. Don't let him, do what you must."
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15 |
4.93 |
- |
| 4 |
Julie H |
After too many days on the river, and no mirror Cat is sure that she is a dead ringer for Brittney Spears. If only she had a back-up dancer...
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15 |
4.93 |
- |
| 5 |
Steven |
After 3 weeks on the river, Cat decides to try out her new "invisiblity pills" that she made out of rocks and dirt.
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15 |
4.73 |
- |
| 6 |
Michelle |
Taking her cue from the legendary book "Fascinating Womanhood," Cat attempts to appear helpless, thus giving Mike a chance to offer "masculine assistance" and reinforce his manliness.
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LOL - I actually have this book. My mom actually gave it to me and her mom gave it to her. However, I have never been able to master the theory behind it . .
(Donna - Jun 27, 2005 07:04:57 PM)
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i've heard they even still have workshops dedicated to this crap. how scary. but at least the book is good for laughs.
(Michelle - Jun 28, 2005 11:27:40 AM)
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15 |
4.67 |
- |
| 7 |
Lane |
Ooh, ooh, here he comes. Okay Cat, gather yourself...you're gonna DO it this time. Remember what the other girls said..."if you love him, you've got to TELL him."
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15 |
4.67 |
- |
| 8 |
Nephi |
Mike, having just come back from coughing up a hairball, decides that making out with Cat isn't such a good idea.
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Cats don't mind that...
(Lane - Jun 28, 2005 10:32:33 AM)
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15 |
4.67 |
- |
| 9 |
Mike K |
Cat, trying out some mean pranks, laces Mike's water with ipecac* and waits for it to take effect.
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*A preparation that is made from the dried roots and rhizomes of the shrub Cephaelis ipecacuanha that is used to induce vomiting.
(Anonymous - Jun 28, 2005 04:50:54 PM)
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Nice asterisk work...I like that...(and I've HAD ipecac...didn't work so hot on me)
(Lane - Jun 28, 2005 04:54:11 PM)
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15 |
4.67 |
- |
| 10 |
Lane |
Cat: "Time to find out if this pheromone perfume is worth the pretty penny it cost..."
Mike: "Damn! What died and washed ashore?"
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15 |
4.60 |
- |
| 11 |
Mike K |
Cat is:
A) Suffering from a concussion
B) Reenacting a SNL skit
C) A serial killer
D) Involved in an OSRTR (One-Sided River Trip Romance)
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E) All of the above
(Michael - Jun 28, 2005 03:51:47 PM)
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15 |
4.60 |
- |
| 12 |
Brian |
Cat:Oooooohhhhh yeeaaahh. I've been holding that one for three days.
Mike: I think i'm gonna puke!
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this is one of the best captions ever!!!!!!!!!!
(Nate - Jun 30, 2005 01:24:10 PM)
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15 |
4.53 |
- |
| 13 |
Michelle |
Mike wipes his mouth after yet another makeout, and Cat hopes she'll get her turn next.
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15 |
4.20 |
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| 14 |
Michael |
Cat finally figures out she has a stalker.
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Lane, are you trying to tell us something? Just do it already and ask her out on a date. You know you want too! :)
(Casey - Jun 27, 2005 10:52:00 AM)
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Maybe it's because I want two...
(Lane - Jun 27, 2005 12:53:58 PM)
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15 |
4.07 |
- |
| 15 |
Joel |
"But if you see me walking by,
And the tears are in my eyes,
Look away, baby, look away. Don't look at me
I don't want you to see me this way."
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15 |
4.07 |
- |
| 16 |
Nephi |
Cat after realizing that the book "Fascinating Womanhood" doesn't work in the modern age decides to try a new book "Act Like a Man, How a Manly Woman Can Capture a Girly Man". Unfortunately Cat's new Tom Boy look doesn't sit to well with Mike.
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(1)
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Damn! I just ordered that book from Amazon... guess I'll have to eBay it now.
(Michelle - Jun 28, 2005 10:28:30 AM)
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15 |
4.07 |
- |
| 17 |
Michelle |
Always a sucker for a free makeover, Cat agrees to let Lane do her hair. She hopes that fashion icon Mikey will approve of her new look.
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15 |
4.00 |
- |
| 18 |
Michelle |
Cat gets ready to surprise Mike with the new cheer she made up for the river trip. "READY? OKAY!!!"
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15 |
3.93 |
- |
| 19 |
Steven |
Cat waits patiently for the right moment to rip her pants off and really scare Mike, little does she know that Mike just threw up and isn't really in the mood.
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15 |
3.73 |
- |
| 20 |
Steven |
After an awkward breakup, Mike and Cat are forced to be alone for the first time. Says Cat, "Hey... how've ya been?". To which Mike responds, "Not as good as you... apparently"
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I wonder if she just got "Rolled" by Lane?
(Casey - Jun 28, 2005 03:28:38 PM)
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15 |
3.73 |
- |
| 21 |
Donna |
Using her quick rabbit like reflexes Cat stands very still hoping that Mike, who just came from eating two of his raft mates, won't see her and eat her too.
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15 |
3.73 |
- |
| 22 |
Michael |
"It is about time he got back from the Groover." She thinks as she tries not to let anyone know that she's next.
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15 |
3.67 |
- |
| 23 |
Nephi |
Oh crap! Having just come from kissing Nate the last thing Mike wants to do is kiss Cat too!
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I didn't know anyone saw that.
(Nate - Jun 30, 2005 01:32:57 PM)
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Hey it's me, Nephi, from Lane's imagination. King Benjamin saw it from his tower and told me.
(Nephi - Jun 30, 2005 11:17:39 PM)
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15 |
3.60 |
- |
| 24 |
Lane |
(Cat rolls eyes) "Great! Here comes constantly-wiping-his-mouth boy again. So annoying!"
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15 |
3.53 |
- |
| 25 |
Tad |
What is she doing??!? Maybe if I cover my face and walk by quickly, I won't have to acknowledge her highness!!
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16 |
3.44 |
- |
| 26 |
Mike K |
Cat freezes hoping nobody will notice her little 'accident'. Mike quickens his step and does his best to pretend he didn't notice.
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15 |
3.40 |
- |
| 27 |
Mike K |
Survivor Green River - Cat TRIES to be discreet while figuring out if Utah Mike would make a good alliance.
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I thought Mike was from Colorado?
(Casey - Jun 28, 2005 04:56:19 PM)
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15 |
3.33 |
- |
| 28 |
Lane |
"I'm clean, he said. I swear I'll never do heroin again, he said. I KNEW he was lying. I can't believe I married a JUNKIE!"
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15 |
3.27 |
- |
| 29 |
Lane |
A scene from Rain Man II: Rain Chick...
"Ahh, that was refreshing. Okay, hop in the raft Gunda, we're floatin' to VEGAS. We'll make a fortune!"
"I'm definately not wearing my underwear. Wednesday is fish sticks. Green lime jello for dessert. There are 323,875 leaves on that tree. Course floating your raft on this river is very dangerous."
"You want to get off the river, will that make you happy?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah, well you gotta GET IN THE RAFT SO THAT WE CAN GET OFF THE RIVER! What's it going to be, Gunda? What's it going to be?"
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15 |
3.20 |
- |
| 30 |
Mike K |
"The thing is Mikey, that wasn't me!"
"That's bullsh(*cough*)! I saw you lift your leg!"
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this is funny! #30? come on!!!
(Jordan - Jul 1, 2005 05:09:53 PM)
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15 |
3.07 |
- |
| 31 |
Casey |
Cat, and her "Cat Like" reflexes looks around to see if anyone heard her rip a Juicy Fart!!
Mike: "Damn Cat, what in the hell have you been eating!!"
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15 |
2.80 |
- |
| 32 |
Brent |
Cat "I'll show that Mike what I thought of his caption last week, a 0 doesn't do it justice..."
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15 |
2.53 |
- |
June 27-July 3, 2005
