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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Lane |
It was at this moment the matador decided kicking the little calf before the fight was not such a good idea.
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12 |
5.42 |
- |
2 |
Ryan |
And then somebody farted...
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(2)
Wow, I wouldn't ordinarily give fart jokes much of a chance, but this one is perfect!
(Jeff T - Nov 5, 2007 10:35:24 AM)
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I'd like to thank Nate, and only wish that he were here to see how far his caption finally went with the right picture...
(Ryan - Nov 9, 2007 07:25:49 AM)
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12 |
5.08 |
- |
3 |
Lane |
Then he saw her, the senorita in row 3 from the other night. Wait, she was looking in his direction. Was she smiling at hi...DOH!
|
12 |
5.08 |
- |
4 |
Lane |
Considered kooky by his peers, Francisco's "roly poly" defensive technique oft times gave him an edge.
|
12 |
5.00 |
- |
5 |
Ryan |
"Stupid party games...how am I supposed to get the wrapping off without using my horns?"
|
12 |
4.92 |
- |
6 |
Sara |
It's all fun and games until the bull's nose ring gets caught in your shiny new sequined pant ruffles.
|
12 |
4.92 |
- |
7 |
Jeff T |
Helio's Brazilian Jiu-jitsu skills were not as useful in bullfighting as he thought they might be.
|
12 |
4.83 |
- |
8 |
Jason |
An American exchange student, Mike was still expecting to hear a director yell "Cut" when he passed out and died.
|
12 |
4.75 |
- |
9 |
Jeff T |
Like dogs, bulls make friends by crotch sniffing. This isn't as bad as it looks, all things considered.
|
12 |
4.67 |
- |
10 |
Joel |
Now we see how the instinct to "crap your pants" in fear becomes very beneficial.
|
12 |
4.67 |
- |
11 |
Angela |
Billy the Bull thought he'd found his calling in life as a proctologist. However uncooperative patients made him reconsider his career choice...
|
13 |
4.54 |
- |
12 |
Ben |
The consequences of fighting a bull named "Eunichator" were now painfully real to Juan Pablo.
|
12 |
4.50 |
- |
13 |
Sara |
Bull: "This is the lamest pinata ever! Where's the candy?"
|
12 |
4.42 |
- |
14 |
Jeff T |
"No, por favor, Mr. Bull. Gore my face, my arms, my legs. ANYWHERE but there."
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12 |
4.25 |
- |
15 |
Jason |
Pablo assumed he would feel a horn any second now. However. what was coming was much, much worse.
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Sara, your zero bombs are killing me!!!
(Jason - Nov 9, 2007 08:40:02 AM)
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Why do you always blame me! I'll have you know I gave this a respectable score. Probably higher than you gave my captions this week! :p
(Sara - Nov 9, 2007 10:03:36 AM)
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12 |
4.08 |
- |
16 |
Lane |
The genetics experiment which bred out bulls' attraction to the color red was complete. It just needed a way to be tested...
|
12 |
3.75 |
- |
17 |
Jason |
We really need to get Chad a girlfriend...
|
12 |
3.50 |
- |
18 |
Brent |
The bull is excited to be in position to answer the age-old question: "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human?"
|
12 |
3.33 |
- |
19 |
Jeff T |
Classic blunder - misinterpreting "The bull" position of the Kama Sutra as actually involving a real bull.
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12 |
3.17 |
- |
20 |
Jason |
"Only in San Fransisco..."
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12 |
2.83 |
- |