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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Jeff T |
"Jihad for Hire", how may I direct your call?
|
12 |
5.25 |
- |
2 |
Jason |
"...yea, but that's not the best part. They actually called us "Freedom Fighters" last night on CNN! No, really Akbar. I swear to Allah I'm not lying!"
|
11 |
5.18 |
- |
3 |
Jonathan |
Bob on phone: "I think you sent me the wrong book, what I ordered was a copy of 'How to blend in as a TOURIST'!"
|
11 |
4.82 |
- |
4 |
Shad |
"who? George Bush, hold please."
|
11 |
4.73 |
- |
5 |
Mark |
Halil was pretty upset when Jalaal got the last of the green flak jackets, but now that he sees it on him, he isn't so mad, cause boy does it make him look fat!
|
11 |
4.64 |
- |
6 |
Chris N |
"No you hang up first...no you...OK on the count of three...1...2... 3...Ah! I knew it...OK seriously I'd better go. Death to the infidel, love you, kiss kiss buh-bye."
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I declare this one the winner
(Brian - Jan 14, 2008 05:47:11 PM)
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|
11 |
4.55 |
- |
7 |
Michelle |
"Meet our demands or pay the price, infidel. What? Are we al-Qaeda? No, but we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
|
11 |
4.45 |
- |
8 |
Jeff T |
Oh come on, man, get off of the phone with your girlfriend. You are ruining the whole evil terrorist look.
|
12 |
4.42 |
- |
9 |
Jeff T |
(Man on the right)Oh no, is he kissing up to Bin Laden again? I'm so out of here once this fatwa is over.
|
12 |
4.00 |
- |
10 |
Jonathan |
Hi, Moosejaw?, yeah I'd like to place an order for some light weight ski masks, and a couple pair of chacos; oh, and do you guys still have anymore of thos suicide bomb daypacks?... yeah the green ones with hydration bladders.
|
11 |
3.91 |
- |
11 |
Jonathan |
Gates was quite surprised by the amount of turnover in the new Pakistani customer service center.
|
11 |
3.82 |
- |
12 |
Mark |
Raghib, although pointing his rifle directly at his stones, feels at ease, knowing he's wearing his army issued bullet proof jock strap.
|
11 |
3.73 |
- |
13 |
Jonathan |
Muqhtad!!! Watch where you're pointing that thing or those 72 virgins will do you no good.
|
11 |
3.73 |
- |
14 |
Chris N |
Whaaaaazzzzzzzzuuuup?!
|
11 |
3.64 |
- |
15 |
Sara |
"What do you mean that no longer your policy?" (pause) "Tell you what, you deliver in half hour, I won't kill you." (pause) "What!? One dollar delivery fee? K, now am going to kill you."
|
11 |
3.55 |
- |
16 |
Terry |
Puppies? I love puppies! Puppy breath is just soooo cute!
|
11 |
3.36 |
- |
17 |
David |
Hey uh, do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Guy on right: Heehee that was a good one Abdul, ask him (snicker, snicker) if his refrigerator is running..... I bet he doesn't even have one. That will make it funnier Bwahhaa haaa..... This is great? I like telephones!
|
12 |
3.17 |
- |
18 |
Jeff T |
The latest intifadah recruits firmly believe in dressing one level better than the group with whom they are interviewing.
|
12 |
3.00 |
- |
19 |
Mark |
As a young boy, Hamzah (pictured on right) always wanted to be just like his older brother Zahir (on left). Now, looking at him with the barrel of his AK-47 nestled precariously in his crotch, he realized his idolization of his brother may have been unwarranted.
|
11 |
2.91 |
- |
20 |
Shad |
Ackmed and Jamal sneek into one of Sadams old retreats before the military tears it down.
|
11 |
2.73 |
- |
21 |
Shad |
"You no like my green jacket? I kill you" To him self. " Rahiid on the says to himself. " Ya after he shoots his jewels off"
|
11 |
2.00 |
- |