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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Lane |
In the face of overwhelming odds, Kirsten becomes the first Bell's Palsy Miss America.
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(1)
I loved it! It was so good that I couldn't come up with anything better.
(David - Feb 4, 2008 09:39:49 AM)
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11 |
4.82 |
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2 |
Amy M |
I have to maintain WHAT GPA to keep my scholarship?
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11 |
4.55 |
- |
3 |
Lane |
Slumping ratings forced pageant officials to...alter the prize package: "Congratulations, Kirsten! You win a Ford Focus and a 1/2 tuition scholarship to the local community college of your choice!"
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11 |
4.45 |
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4 |
Jason |
Caution: never underestimate the danger that thorny shubbery poses to silicon surgical implants.
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11 |
4.27 |
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5 |
Angela |
After Lane's proposal, the reaction was: Elation? Shock? Dismay? Tune in to "Beauty and the Geek" next week to find out!
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11 |
4.09 |
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6 |
William |
Yeeegaaaagg...I'm sooooo drunk....
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11 |
3.82 |
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7 |
Lane |
"The biggest day of my life and I have a huge ZIT on my left cheek...unbelievable!" "What are you gonna do?" "I'll...think of something."
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11 |
3.45 |
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8 |
Shad |
" I can't believe I just pee'd my pants: Don't turn around Kirsten, They'll see the wet spot!"
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11 |
3.36 |
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9 |
Angela |
Roses??? They give me roses?? Damn thorns are snagging my dress!!
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11 |
3.27 |
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10 |
Terry |
LaDawn: "fer kewell, I get ta keep these totally sweet silk roses just for winning tha Miss Vernal Pagent?"
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11 |
3.27 |
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11 |
William |
Yes! These roses will totally last...I'll give them to Lane for Valentines Day!
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11 |
3.00 |
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12 |
Ben |
What Lane hope to look like after his trip to Mexico - ah the wonders of surgery.
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Lane, please give your doctor's phone number to my wife. thanks.
(Anonymous - Feb 5, 2008 03:17:12 PM)
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The comment gets a ten; caption not as much
(Nate - Feb 7, 2008 03:15:39 AM)
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11 |
2.82 |
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13 |
Amy M |
Sweet mother of pearl, I move these roses and the judges will think I'm lactating, I'll lose my crown. This is the last time Walter at the Piggly Wiggly talks me into wearing a water bra.
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11 |
2.82 |
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14 |
William |
Oh my God, Dick Clark just kissed me! I'm never going to wash my cheek again!!!
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11 |
2.64 |
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15 |
Jason |
When Chad proposes to a woman, he goes all out.
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11 |
1.91 |
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