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			Name | 
			Caption | 
			Votes | 
			Average | 
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				| 1 | 
				Lane | 
				
					In the face of overwhelming odds, Kirsten becomes the first Bell's Palsy Miss America.
	 
		 
	
	
	
		
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						I loved it!  It was so good that I couldn't come up with anything better.
						 
							(David - Feb 4, 2008  09:39:49 AM)
						 
						 
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				11 | 
				4.82 | 
				- | 
			
	
			
				| 2 | 
				Amy M | 
				
					I have to maintain WHAT GPA to keep my scholarship?
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				11 | 
				4.55 | 
				- | 
			
	
			
				| 3 | 
				Lane | 
				
					Slumping ratings forced pageant officials to...alter the prize package: "Congratulations, Kirsten! You win a Ford Focus and a 1/2 tuition scholarship to the local community college of your choice!"
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				11 | 
				4.45 | 
				- | 
			
	
			
				| 4 | 
				Jason | 
				
					Caution: never underestimate the danger that thorny shubbery poses to silicon surgical implants.
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				11 | 
				4.27 | 
				- | 
			
	
			
				| 5 | 
				Angela | 
				
					After Lane's proposal, the reaction was: Elation? Shock? Dismay?  Tune in to "Beauty and the Geek" next week to find out!
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				11 | 
				4.09 | 
				- | 
			
	
			
				| 6 | 
				William | 
				
					Yeeegaaaagg...I'm sooooo drunk....
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				11 | 
				3.82 | 
				- | 
			
	
			
				| 7 | 
				Lane | 
				
					"The biggest day of my life and I have a huge ZIT on my left cheek...unbelievable!" "What are you gonna do?" "I'll...think of something."
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				11 | 
				3.45 | 
				- | 
			
	
			
				| 8 | 
				Shad | 
				
					" I can't believe I just pee'd my pants: Don't turn around Kirsten, They'll see the wet spot!"
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				11 | 
				3.36 | 
				- | 
			
	
			
				| 9 | 
				Angela | 
				
					Roses??? They give me roses?? Damn thorns are snagging my dress!!
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				11 | 
				3.27 | 
				- | 
			
	
			
				| 10 | 
				Terry | 
				
					 LaDawn: "fer kewell, I get ta keep these totally sweet silk roses just for winning tha Miss Vernal Pagent?"
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				11 | 
				3.27 | 
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				| 11 | 
				William | 
				
					Yes! These roses will totally last...I'll give them to Lane for Valentines Day!
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				11 | 
				3.00 | 
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				| 12 | 
				Ben | 
				
					What Lane hope to look like after his trip to Mexico - ah the wonders of surgery.
	 
		 
	
	
	
		
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						Lane, please give your doctor's phone number to my wife. thanks.
						 
							(Anonymous - Feb 5, 2008  03:17:12 PM)
						 
						 
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						The comment gets a ten; caption not as much
						 
							(Nate - Feb 7, 2008  03:15:39 AM)
						 
						 
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				11 | 
				2.82 | 
				- | 
			
	
			
				| 13 | 
				Amy M | 
				
					Sweet mother of pearl, I move these roses and the judges will think I'm lactating, I'll lose my crown.  This is the last time Walter at the Piggly Wiggly talks me into wearing a water bra.
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				11 | 
				2.82 | 
				- | 
			
	
			
				| 14 | 
				William | 
				
					Oh my God, Dick Clark just kissed me! I'm never going to wash my cheek again!!!
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				11 | 
				2.64 | 
				- | 
			
	
			
				| 15 | 
				Jason | 
				
					When Chad proposes to a woman, he goes all out.
	 
		 
	
	
	
	
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				11 | 
				1.91 | 
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