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You |
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Amy M |
Doug may have overlooked the subtle advice on his shirt. Judging by his hairdo, I'm almost sure of it.
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(1)
Nice work, Amy...EWE RAWK! :) But can you keep bringin' it? Stay tuned!
(Lane - Aug 5, 2005 12:02:44 PM)
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17 |
6.41 |
- |
2 |
Doug |
While kissing his wife goodbye over the phone, Doug inadvertantly slips the phone some tongue...
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18 |
5.78 |
- |
3 |
Amy M |
Lane openly mocks Doug about the size of his cell phone, attempting to convince him, despite what his wife says, that it does in fact matter.
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(1)
Length or Girth?
(Casey - Aug 3, 2005 11:20:43 AM)
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17 |
5.71 |
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4 |
Steven |
COLD FEET?!?! HA!
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17 |
5.35 |
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5 |
Mike K |
Yes dear, I'm wearing the shirt you bought me. Yes dear, I put sunscreen on. Yes dear...
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17 |
5.29 |
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6 |
Lane |
"You have a collect call from someone identifying herself as 'ball and chain'...will you accept the charges?"
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it was probably his dad that was calling him.
(Casey - Aug 1, 2005 01:04:22 PM)
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ooooh, that's harsh. i'm gonna go ahead and not explain this one...
(Lane - Aug 1, 2005 01:29:36 PM)
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your right, Lane will you please remove this comment
(Casey - Aug 1, 2005 07:18:36 PM)
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17 |
5.29 |
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7 |
Jeff T |
Uh, yeah, can I order a pizza...and some long pants...and an ice axe. Do you deliver? Ok, how far? Well, technically I _AM_ in the greater Provo area...
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hmmm... Papa Johns pizza.
(Casey - Aug 3, 2005 11:20:04 AM)
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17 |
5.29 |
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8 |
Kendal |
"Sorry to bother you at work honey, but..." "....What do mean I'm an idiot? Hikers forget things all the time! ... Just get up here with my coat!"
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17 |
5.00 |
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9 |
Lane |
"What IS that thing, Doug?" "It's called a 'cellular phone', it's AMAZING! This bad boy is going to improve my quality of life 10 fold, I'll never be out of touch...hey cool, someone is calling right now..." "Hello Mr. Wheeler. I am calling on behalf of Direct Lending Mortgage company, our records indicate that you qualify..."
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17 |
5.00 |
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10 |
Michelle |
"Hello? Hey, dad...what's up? ... Yeah, I know the wedding's in 2 hours. ... Where am I? Uhh, funny you should ask. I kinda got wasted at the bachelor party last night--and well, I woke up on this mountain..."
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17 |
4.82 |
- |
11 |
Lane |
"Hello? Hello?!? Hmm, she must have inadvertantly hit the speed dial..." (Doug listens) "Don't worry, my husband went hiking on Timp today, he won't be back for hours. Now, let me go change into something more...comfortable..."
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17 |
4.65 |
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12 |
Allison |
(This was actually taken that fateful day he met his future wife...) Hey, I was supposed to meet my blind date 10 minutes ago. Do you think she saw me and left? Lane: Dude, tell me you're not wearing that shirt again.
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17 |
4.59 |
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13 |
Marco |
"Honey, I'm clearly still in 'groom shrink-wrap', so no, I'm not ready to have kids and I am not coming back from BFE until you agree... (long pause) ... Wouldn't mind practicing though."
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17 |
4.59 |
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14 |
Mike K |
Dougie damns the cell phone technology that allows his wife to reach him even when he's out hiking.
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17 |
4.53 |
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15 |
David |
That polar bear dip in Emerald Lake was cold honey, I’ll need some warming up tonight....... But every body was doing it. ...I know, you are right. It was stupid.
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17 |
4.53 |
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16 |
Anonymous |
Doug calls his wife and asks permission to tear part of his shirt off for some impromptu TP.
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18 |
4.44 |
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17 |
Mike K |
"Dr. Smith's office how may I help you?" "This is 'Big Wheeler' here. I'd like to know when these dilating eye drops will wear off. These geriatric sunglasses are killin' me!"
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17 |
4.35 |
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18 |
David |
The positive thing about a cell phone this big, is that it always provides much needed warmth in the Arctic gusts. It is almost large enough to hide behind and use as a wind break.
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17 |
4.35 |
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19 |
Lane |
"You've spent enough time on that silly mountain...it's time for you to come home and be with me." "But dear, it's less than a mile to the summit, we..." "Hey! Which part of 'for better or for WORSE' did you not understand?"
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17 |
4.24 |
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20 |
Ryan |
Honey?...You'll never believe it! I lost my pants on the hike!....Yeah, I'm ok...Lane lent me his towel, so we're good to go.
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17 |
4.24 |
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21 |
Donna |
Doug is scrambling trying to get a hold of a dealer for a quick hook up. He is pretty bummed to learn that Lane brought him up here to indeed see some "pure snow".
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17 |
4.00 |
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22 |
Kendal |
Can you hear me now? ...oh $#&!
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I don't get it...did Dougie just see a Yeti or something?
(Lane - Aug 2, 2005 01:47:25 PM)
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Maybe they couldn't hear him now...?
(Mike K - Aug 2, 2005 03:35:33 PM)
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17 |
3.94 |
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23 |
Lane |
"Operator? Yeah, this is agent Wheeler...I was supposed to appear in Bermuda for some undercover reconnaissance, but I think I'm in...I don't know, Nepal or somewhere. Is there a glitch in the Matrix again?"
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17 |
3.88 |
- |
24 |
Mike K |
"Hello, 911? Yeah, my buddy Lane got us lost again. We're somewhere near Timp this time..."
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17 |
3.82 |
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25 |
Kendal |
WHAT DO MEAN YOU DON'T DELIVER UP HERE?!! ... must... have... energy... ...
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17 |
3.82 |
- |
26 |
Cray |
Well actually marriage is not that bad, you should try it Lane.
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But it is bad?
(Lane - Aug 3, 2005 10:03:10 AM)
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17 |
3.82 |
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27 |
Casey |
Doug: "Hey lane you slow piece of crap get up here!!" Lane: "Doug, since you got married I don't have the Stamina that you do now."
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17 |
3.76 |
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28 |
Cray |
We saw this sign " Avalanche Control Area" and then someone started shooting at us. No lie.
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17 |
3.76 |
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29 |
Marco |
"Honey, all I know is that Lane said he had a prize for me. I got into the helicopter and it was all rad until they just dropped me here. I think it has something to do with me bragging to him that I was getting a butt massage."
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17 |
3.59 |
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30 |
Marco |
Here is an authentic picture of "newly wed Doug" as he *again* confirms his daily reservation to Anniversary Inn. His wife is the one taking the picture, so that she can use it as some kind of voucher in the future.
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17 |
3.59 |
- |
31 |
Mike K |
Wife: "How's your hike with Lane going?" Doug: "It's pretty good...for me to POOP on! Phhhbbbt!"
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17 |
3.35 |
- |
32 |
Cray |
I don't know where I am, they said something about shivaree and dumped me in this snow field.
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17 |
3.29 |
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33 |
Mike K |
Lane: "Hurry up Dougie!" Dougie: "But...but...I wath told I could uth my thell phone ath long I wath hiking at an reathonable pace." Lane: "Move it. NOW!" Dougie: "But...but...that's the last straw!"
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17 |
3.29 |
- |
34 |
Casey |
Doug: "Honey, Honey, Lane and I have found the forbidden city of Shangrila." Dougs Wife: "Damn, maybe Lane can find a woman now and get married!!"
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17 |
2.88 |
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35 |
Steven |
They totally spelled boogers wrong on that shirt.
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i guess i'm just different from everybody else, i thought this was dang funny.
(Steven - Aug 3, 2005 01:07:29 PM)
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As did I Steven, I gave you a 9 if it's an consulation.
(Amy - Aug 4, 2005 02:21:23 PM)
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17 |
2.82 |
- |
36 |
Kendal |
Umm...burr.
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17 |
2.53 |
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