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Anonymous |
Lane grows old and refuses to leave the single's ward. Despite the mocking and laughing he demands that he continue to be the choir director.
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LMMFAO
(Anonymous - Aug 16, 2005 04:38:55 PM)
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What a fine caption. Good job, Anonymous!
(Mike K - Aug 19, 2005 10:05:14 AM)
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I second the 'good job'. :)
(Lane - Aug 19, 2005 10:07:08 AM)
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6.82 |
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Joel |
"And it came to pass that on the eve of every sixth day of the the week all the inhabitants of the land of Jarshemeth came unto the sea shore to play charades.
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6.38 |
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Kendal |
While trying to lead the multitude through a round of "YMCA", Noah is cruelly ridiculed.
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6.12 |
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Lane |
"Hey, has anyone seen the bigfeet? Mean and scary like this: RRRrrr!! No? Oh well, I guess we'll have to leave without 'em..."
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5.94 |
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Brent |
In a desperate attempt to save some people, Noah demonstates the backstroke.
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5.56 |
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Tim |
Little did the people know, the prophet Noah was revealing hand signals for a popular American sport.
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Ummm... and which sport would that be?
(Shelley - Aug 15, 2005 12:42:18 PM)
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The kick is up, it looks long enough, IT'S GOOD!
(Brent - Aug 15, 2005 11:58:50 PM)
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5.50 |
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Brent |
Noah "I got a question for you, funny people, how long can you tread water?"
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5.44 |
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Lane |
While righteous and humble and talented with wood, Noah was a terrible public speaker: "Big clouds. Big rain. Big flood!!"
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5.38 |
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Shelley |
Trying to get the people more enthused, he leads them in the NOAH cheer. "Give me an N" "Give me an O".....
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5.18 |
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Kendal |
"Alright, the next fetcher with a wisecrack gets this axe lodged in his noggin!"
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Bonus points for using the word "fetcher."
(Ryan - Aug 17, 2005 10:02:16 AM)
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5.00 |
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Ryan |
I swear, the fish was THIS BIG!
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4.94 |
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Michael |
Noa gets ready to stage dive.
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4.94 |
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Anonymous |
I'm thinking a forty day cruise with a stop over at Ararat.
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4.88 |
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Kendal |
For hours, the multitude listened to his words respectfully. But suddenly, it became clear Noah hadn't used deodorant in years.
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4.69 |
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Lane |
"Noah, you fool, there's no WAY you're gonna fit two of every animal, you're gonna need a much bigger boat..." "Oh yeah? How about THIS big?"
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4.62 |
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Steven |
In springtime Santa Claus takes time to tells some good natured folks about last Christmas's adventures. "I had to put the bag on my head to keep the dogs from getting to it."
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4.18 |
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Anonymous |
I could have been a black belt but I had to stop and build an ark.
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4.18 |
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Anonymous |
Repent? I thought he said resent.
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4.12 |
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Anonymous |
All we need is a pond for burling and we could have a timber-cutter's rodeo, I'll pray for rain.
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4.12 |
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Lane |
"Look at his little girly axe...next he'll tell us he's gonna build a boat! HA HA HA HA!"
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Yikes! What would a MANLY axe look like?
(Mike K - Aug 15, 2005 06:48:40 PM)
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3.94 |
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Brent |
As an old man, Obi-Wan Kenobi's powers grow weak.
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3.94 |
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Anonymous |
Everybody wang chung tonight!
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3.82 |
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Sommer |
Noah's loin clothe is falling and he still hasn't noticed.
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3.38 |
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Michael |
Come on you all. I can't hold my arms up like this forever.
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3.12 |
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RB |
I'm pretty offended that there would be a sacred picture like this on this site to be made fun of. This picture is in the Temple for hells sake!
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gasp! you said hell! i'm offended!
(Anonymous - Aug 16, 2005 04:51:26 PM)
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2.71 |
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Anonymous |
Lane are you trying to tell us something, with all of the biblical stories?
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All both of them? :) Not on any soap box, no, just thought they had good "caption potential".
(Lane - Aug 15, 2005 10:30:16 AM)
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if you want real "caption potential" you should check out the pictures in "book of mormon stories" for kids.
(Brian - Aug 15, 2005 02:07:45 PM)
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bloody, hacked off arms? man, they just don't write 'em like they used to...
(Lane - Aug 15, 2005 02:14:57 PM)
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2.06 |
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Anonymous |
Noah found grace in the eyes of the lord. Noah found grace in the eyes of the lord
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Pizza pizza!
(Lane - Aug 15, 2005 10:25:18 AM)
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"Yields falsehood when preceeded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceeded by its quotation.
(Ryan - Aug 15, 2005 03:48:10 PM)
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