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April 11-17, 2005

Week 2 of 13 | Contest 1

Photo Info:

This was in Arches during our ranger guided tour of the Fiery Furnace. We would stop every 100 feet and the ranger would tell us some more about how we shouldn't step on the cryptobiotic soil.

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Nate Haldeman

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Votes

Average

Nate

Serioulsy, if you guys try to trip me agian this tour is over!

» (7)

6.56

Meghan

Trying to spice up the tour, Shane took his “Soil, Rocks, and All That Jazz” number a little too far with the hip pop, tap sequence, and the one man chorus line finale

» (1)

6.44

Mike K

Preaching slot canyon safety and employing a scare tactic, this ranger explains that flash floods usually wipe out little boys (who are about THIS tall) first.

» (2)

6.28

Jordan H

This guys wrists are incredibly sore, after spending half the night ironing the brim of his hat.

5.94

Meghan

And when I went to stop the young hooligans from stepping on the soil - I slipped, fell, and broke my wrists…and after a painful and uneffective surgery I stand before you today

» (1)

5.89

Jordan H

Trying to take a pee is the worst part of it all. Can one of you kids give me a hand?

5.89

David

Speaking to his captive audience, Leslie the dancing ranger, describes to the boys how they can get a cool uniform and hat of their own, and still remain true to their inner selves.

» (1)

5.78

Miranda

(song)
MY little butter cup...has the sweetest smile...HEY little buttercup...won't you stay a while...you and me should settle down in a cottage built for two...HEY little buttercup...MY little buttercup..SWEET little buttercup...I LOOOOVE YOUUU!

» (6)

5.68

Brian

Ok! the next step in the fiery furnace Devil dance is the shoulder shuffle! Now 1 and 2 and 3 and 4... Come on Kids!

5.67

Mike K

Look kid, I don’t care what the guy with the camera told you…peeing on the canyon walls and stepping on the cryptobiotic soil is NOT allowed!

» (6)

5.50

Lane

Little Boy: "I heard all park rangers can do 'The Robot', is that true?"
Ranger: "Of course, watch this!"

5.50

Jordan H

If you ever get trapped in quicksand, just do this. It wont really do anything, but you’ll look good going down.

5.39

Leena

What unemployed ballet dancers do in the off season.

5.33

Cray

Yeah, putting on my shirt and coat is hell in the morning.

5.32

Donna

I've had it up to here with you boys and your antics!!!

5.28

Morgan

listen you little punk kids, i told you already, i know this hat doesn't match! they make me wear it! leave me alone!

5.22

David

....And then as a tension breaker during the cerimony the Indians used to flit and turn about like little faries.

5.17

Nate

Sometimes, I go like this...and it hurts my wrists.

» (1)

5.06

Nate

I'm a little tea-pot short and stout...

5.00

Jeff T

Ranger Gord demonstrates the Martial Arts palm heel strike he will immediately unleash on anybody who disses him for bringing up the word cryptobiotic again.

4.83

Donna

Ranger M. Jackson: "You must be this tall to ride THIS ride."

4.83

Lane

Ranger: Hey guys, wanna see something really freaky? I can rotate my arm 360 degrees.
Boys: Whoa...

4.72

Lane

"What ya gonna DO to me if I step on your precious soil?" (ranger gives little boy a cold stare) "Last little punk kid that murdered some soil...I pushed him into a pothole full of water and kept his head under like THIS until he stopped squirming."

4.72

Cray

Remember, if you step in the quicksand try to use your hands to increase the surface tension.

4.68

Joel

"Hey, how would you like it if you were just a peice of soil minding your own business and all the sudden a gigantic foot comes out of the sky and squashes you flat, squishing your guts out all over the place and leaving you to wriggle helplessly in the scorching sun while you die a slow and painful death!?"

4.61

Brent

Ranger to kids: "Oh, Tommy, that hoodie looks FABULOUS on you, Bobby, that bowl cut is SOOO 1999..."

4.61

Julie H

Napoleon Dynamite joins the forest service.

» (2)

4.61

Brent

"So my favorite movie is Mary Poppins. My favorite part is when Burt is dancing with the Penguins like this..." Wanna get away? Now you can with low fairs from Soutwest Airlines."

4.56

Lane

Although his delivery was a little stiff, Ranger-stein felt his message was well received by the impressionable young minds: "CRYPTOBIOTIC SOIL GOOD! THROW ROCKS AT SQUIRRELS BAD!"

4.50

Brent

"How did my wrists get this way? I hugged one too many trees."

4.33

Jordan H

Hey kids, don’t look now but there’s a weird looking guy standing right behind you that’s just about ready to take a picture.

4.22

Cray

Unlike Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego my wrists were slightly scorched.

» (3)

4.16

Joel

"Whats that on your shoe? Is that dirt? Did you know that's an endangered species?"

4.11

Casey

Why did Lane choose this photo for this week?

1) Lane got fired from Wing Enterprise and was just letting us all know of what his next job was going to be?

2) Lane felt really ashamed at himself cause he stepped on the Cryptobiotic Soil?

3) Could this be the reason (Person) why Lane is not married yet?
4) Or he wanted to be more like Tad and wear a badge and carry a gun?

» (8)

3.83

Morgan

if you kids don't tip me well, were going to do the reinactment of what happens when you step on cryptobiotic soil - and your going to play the soil and im gonna kill you!

» (2)

3.72

Steve

Now BooBoo bear is this tall, while Yogi bear is this tall, so don't leave any picinic baskets out.....Yeah Yeah Booboo, let's get some pic-i-nic baskets...

3.44

Casey

Yogi Bear: Hey Boo-boo lets go steal some picnic baskets, while Mr. Ranger is not looking at us.

2.78

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