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Caption |
Votes |
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You |
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Nate |
It sure is easy to find your eternal companion when there is only one choice.
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Wouldn't that be nice.
(Michael - Aug 22, 2005 02:11:57 PM)
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I have a feeling that some of you guys would be single even if there was only one choice. Isn't that a sad comment?
(David - Aug 25, 2005 05:23:37 PM)
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I found mine and she left me for a tiger.
(Nate - Aug 25, 2005 05:44:55 PM)
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12 |
6.50 |
- |
| 2 |
Michelle |
Adam: "I can't believe my date showed up wearing the same belted dress as me. I KNEW I should have worn pants tonight!"
Eve: "Great...only one man on earth, and he looks better in my dress than I do."
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12 |
5.75 |
- |
| 3 |
Lane |
"Thank goodness for LDS painters. That fig leaf was ITCHY!"
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12 |
5.67 |
- |
| 4 |
Lane |
"I'm only gonna explain this one more time, Eve. Incest is dangerous because inherited mutant genes that produce deformed, sickly, or moronic children are more likely to find expression in children if those genes are carried by both parents. Our genes are pure, Eve...PURE. Will you drop it already? Now, let's go frolic in the alfalfa again..."
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12 |
5.25 |
- |
| 5 |
Mike K |
Lane's peaceful dream of holding hands with a girl ends abruptly when the seemingly docile tiger pounces and mauls his woman.
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Actually this is backwards...I was having this sweet "when felines go wild" dream with plenty of action...next thing I know I'm wearing a dress and there's a ball and chain clamped to my hand. AHHH!
(Lane - Aug 23, 2005 10:02:53 AM)
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You made me laugh!
(David - Aug 25, 2005 05:18:51 PM)
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Yeah, but which version? :)
(Lane - Aug 25, 2005 05:20:31 PM)
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I like your comment to the caption. I can picture you saying it. So, I laughed out loud.
(David - Aug 25, 2005 05:26:27 PM)
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12 |
5.25 |
- |
| 6 |
Mike K |
Ahhh, the good old days - when women put their hand in yours...not your wallet!
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12 |
5.25 |
- |
| 7 |
Lane |
While the term metrosexual may be new, the behavior is apparently as old as, well, man himself.
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hmm...i wonder whose this is. nice italics!
(Mike K - Aug 23, 2005 05:23:02 PM)
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12 |
5.17 |
- |
| 8 |
Mike K |
In a shameless attempt make his website profitable, Lane resorts to pop-up ads from ldssingles.com.
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12 |
5.08 |
- |
| 9 |
Cray |
I sure wish that dove shaped Holy Ghost chaperon would leave us alone for a while.
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12 |
5.00 |
- |
| 10 |
Mindy |
Adam and Eve were the first parents. It's a mystery why more of us don't look like them.
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13 |
4.92 |
- |
| 11 |
Joel |
Adam: "You had to eat it didn't you."
Eve: "Well I wasn't the only one."
Adam: "Now we're getting kicked out and to where, of all places? Missouri."
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12 |
4.83 |
- |
| 12 |
Cray |
How did that Sacred Datura, a most definite noxious weed, get into the Garden of Eden.
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Good eye. That stuff is a hallucinogenic also. It can kill you if you don’t know what you are doing. Rumor has it that if you sleep near it while it is in bloom it will give you crazy dreams. What a weird choice of plants to put in a picture of the Garden of Eden.
(Nate - Aug 24, 2005 11:14:33 PM)
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12 |
4.67 |
- |
| 13 |
Michael |
Adam's skirt is not meeting honor code standard. How did he get to be a prophet?
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12 |
4.50 |
- |
| 14 |
Amy M |
Come on Barbie, come lay down in these bushes with me before Eve sees us.
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12 |
4.50 |
- |
| 15 |
Cory |
Eve, I shall modify my clothing and market it to the Scottsmen... I think we'll call it a Kilt. Now, the color needs to be a little snappier..... We shall add stripes and call it plaid....
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12 |
4.50 |
- |
| 16 |
Mike K |
Adam mutters to Eve: "I can't believe Lucifer suckered you into this lousy set of Glamour Shots, too!"
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12 |
4.42 |
- |
| 17 |
Cory |
Eve (thinks to herself).... Maybe I should call Queer Eye--scratch that, I'll call Dr. Phil...This guy has got to stop wearing my clothes...
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12 |
4.42 |
- |
| 18 |
Nate |
It is hard to tell but this is actually their second date and Eve made a strategic move to hold hands with Adam right in front of the tiger. Letting the tiger know everything was over and she was moving on.
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12 |
4.33 |
- |
| 19 |
Nate |
Ever since the liger was brought into the petting zoo the tiger got no love.
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12 |
4.25 |
- |
| 20 |
Lane |
Adam had been longing for something more...just then he glanced over at Eden's resident cow and it momentarily appeared as a giant T-bone steak...
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12 |
4.25 |
- |
| 21 |
Casey |
ABC'S afterschool special "Procreation." With Lane Pollock as "Adam" and Michelle Grimshaw as "Eve."
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The real funny thing will be when we discover that either Lane or Michelle created this caption...
(Jeff - Aug 22, 2005 09:23:19 AM)
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12 |
4.17 |
- |
| 22 |
Sommer |
No Eve, I get the shorter dress. I need to keep up my tan. Speaking of which, you really need to work on yours.
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13 |
4.08 |
- |
| 23 |
Mike K |
Come on man, you gotta at least wear the pants in the family!
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12 |
4.00 |
- |
| 24 |
Lane |
Adam (thinking to himself): "These past 400 millenia with Eve have been great...but man I wish she'd lose the Farah Faucet 'do and try something new for a change..."
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12 |
3.83 |
- |
| 25 |
Anonymous |
Whatever it is they'er looking at the tiger sees it to.
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13 |
3.77 |
- |
| 26 |
Amy M |
"And they will write in the scriptures that Lucifer told us we were naked and we clothed ourselves. But you me and the tiger know what really happened, it was as Tony the Tiger would say Grrrrrreeeeeaaatttt!"
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12 |
3.67 |
- |
| 27 |
Nate |
Whoa! Did you see that tiger?
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12 |
3.50 |
- |
| 28 |
Nate |
Hey Adam, nice legs!
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They even look freshly waxed!
(Michelle - Aug 25, 2005 03:05:13 PM)
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12 |
3.42 |
- |
| 29 |
Anonymous |
I'm not sure I want to be known for the fall, spring and summer are my favorite seasons.
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13 |
3.23 |
- |
| 30 |
Cory |
Old Navy, Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece...........
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12 |
3.08 |
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August 22-28, 2005
