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August 22-28, 2005
Week 7 of 13 | Contest 2

Photo Info: People don't seem so keen on the OT paintings, so the good news is this will be the last one for awhile. Adam and Eve are just such easy targets...I had to slip it in.

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Nate Haldeman

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Name Caption Votes Average You
1 Nate It sure is easy to find your eternal companion when there is only one choice. Add a Comment View Comments» (3) 12 6.50 -
2 Michelle Adam: "I can't believe my date showed up wearing the same belted dress as me. I KNEW I should have worn pants tonight!"
Eve: "Great...only one man on earth, and he looks better in my dress than I do." Add a Comment
12 5.75 -
3 Lane "Thank goodness for LDS painters. That fig leaf was ITCHY!" Add a Comment 12 5.67 -
4 Lane "I'm only gonna explain this one more time, Eve. Incest is dangerous because inherited mutant genes that produce deformed, sickly, or moronic children are more likely to find expression in children if those genes are carried by both parents. Our genes are pure, Eve...PURE. Will you drop it already? Now, let's go frolic in the alfalfa again..." Add a Comment 12 5.25 -
5 Mike K Lane's peaceful dream of holding hands with a girl ends abruptly when the seemingly docile tiger pounces and mauls his woman. Add a Comment View Comments» (4) 12 5.25 -
6 Mike K Ahhh, the good old days - when women put their hand in yours...not your wallet! Add a Comment 12 5.25 -
7 Lane While the term metrosexual may be new, the behavior is apparently as old as, well, man himself. Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 12 5.17 -
8 Mike K In a shameless attempt make his website profitable, Lane resorts to pop-up ads from Add a Comment 12 5.08 -
9 Cray I sure wish that dove shaped Holy Ghost chaperon would leave us alone for a while. Add a Comment 12 5.00 -
10 Mindy Adam and Eve were the first parents. It's a mystery why more of us don't look like them. Add a Comment 13 4.92 -
11 Joel Adam: "You had to eat it didn't you."
Eve: "Well I wasn't the only one."
Adam: "Now we're getting kicked out and to where, of all places? Missouri." Add a Comment
12 4.83 -
12 Cray How did that Sacred Datura, a most definite noxious weed, get into the Garden of Eden.

Add a Comment View Comments» (1)
12 4.67 -
13 Michael Adam's skirt is not meeting honor code standard. How did he get to be a prophet? Add a Comment 12 4.50 -
14 Amy M Come on Barbie, come lay down in these bushes with me before Eve sees us. Add a Comment 12 4.50 -
15 Cory Eve, I shall modify my clothing and market it to the Scottsmen... I think we'll call it a Kilt. Now, the color needs to be a little snappier..... We shall add stripes and call it plaid.... Add a Comment 12 4.50 -
16 Mike K Adam mutters to Eve: "I can't believe Lucifer suckered you into this lousy set of Glamour Shots, too!" Add a Comment 12 4.42 -
17 Cory Eve (thinks to herself).... Maybe I should call Queer Eye--scratch that, I'll call Dr. Phil...This guy has got to stop wearing my clothes... Add a Comment 12 4.42 -
18 Nate It is hard to tell but this is actually their second date and Eve made a strategic move to hold hands with Adam right in front of the tiger. Letting the tiger know everything was over and she was moving on. Add a Comment 12 4.33 -
19 Nate Ever since the liger was brought into the petting zoo the tiger got no love. Add a Comment 12 4.25 -
20 Lane Adam had been longing for something more...just then he glanced over at Eden's resident cow and it momentarily appeared as a giant T-bone steak... Add a Comment 12 4.25 -
21 Casey ABC'S afterschool special "Procreation." With Lane Pollock as "Adam" and Michelle Grimshaw as "Eve." Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 12 4.17 -
22 Sommer No Eve, I get the shorter dress. I need to keep up my tan. Speaking of which, you really need to work on yours. Add a Comment 13 4.08 -
23 Mike K Come on man, you gotta at least wear the pants in the family! Add a Comment 12 4.00 -
24 Lane Adam (thinking to himself): "These past 400 millenia with Eve have been great...but man I wish she'd lose the Farah Faucet 'do and try something new for a change..." Add a Comment 12 3.83 -
25 Anonymous Whatever it is they'er looking at the tiger sees it to. Add a Comment 13 3.77 -
26 Amy M "And they will write in the scriptures that Lucifer told us we were naked and we clothed ourselves. But you me and the tiger know what really happened, it was as Tony the Tiger would say Grrrrrreeeeeaaatttt!" Add a Comment 12 3.67 -
27 Nate Whoa! Did you see that tiger? Add a Comment 12 3.50 -
28 Nate Hey Adam, nice legs! Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 12 3.42 -
29 Anonymous I'm not sure I want to be known for the fall, spring and summer are my favorite seasons. Add a Comment 13 3.23 -
30 Cory Old Navy, Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece........... Add a Comment 12 3.08 -