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You |
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Brian |
"hey, what do you say you and me get out of here and... you know... hybernate."
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Hibernate
(Jordan - Aug 31, 2005 09:24:28 PM)
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hi-bear-nate
(Jordan - Aug 31, 2005 09:25:58 PM)
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is that bear's name Nate?? Does that mean I get credit for this caption?
(Nate - Sep 1, 2005 09:59:07 AM)
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Now we all know who needs to work on their spelling.
(Nate - Sep 2, 2005 05:06:27 PM)
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19 |
6.05 |
- |
| 2 |
Michael |
This proves the fact that any male with a job looks more attractive to women.
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Did Lane, Bart, Mike, Michelle look underneath the mountie outfit to make sure that this was a male bear?
(Casey - Aug 31, 2005 05:24:15 PM)
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19 |
5.68 |
- |
| 3 |
Mike K |
This vacationing bear visits the human wax museum and poses with the popular Grimshaw display.
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19 |
5.53 |
- |
| 4 |
Mindy |
This bear was savagely shot in front of her cubs. We thought it would be cute to stuff her and dress her up in a mounty uniform.
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This is easily my favorite one. I'd like to shake the hand of the person who came up with this.
(Brian - Aug 31, 2005 08:58:06 AM)
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I am with you Brian. I love the cruelty.
(Nate - Aug 31, 2005 10:18:22 AM)
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19 |
5.47 |
- |
| 5 |
Kendal |
The bear wonders if this oblivious young woman will taste as good as the mounty he enountered last week.
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19 |
5.26 |
- |
| 6 |
Cray |
Mom said not to settle for someone unless they were tall, dark and.....I can't remember what the third thing was.
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19 |
5.21 |
- |
| 7 |
Nate |
Notice the left paw of the bear. Good placment!
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It was good for me.
(Michelle - Aug 29, 2005 10:11:14 AM)
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This was actually me giving Lane the detailed play-by-play of my first date with Nate.
(Michelle - Aug 30, 2005 09:13:40 AM)
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You've got to be willing to take pleasure out of life where ever it may crop up.
(David - Aug 31, 2005 04:20:37 PM)
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19 |
5.16 |
- |
| 8 |
Brent |
Chicks dig a man in uniform, apparently MORE than chicks dig a guy that's human.
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19 |
5.05 |
- |
| 9 |
Anonymous |
Michelle's dating situation is looking GRIZZLY.
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20 |
4.95 |
- |
| 10 |
Michelle |
Gullible as always, Michelle actually buys the bear's line about "This is how we shake hands in Canada." Or maybe she was just desperate for some action.
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How do they shake hands in Canada? is there anything I should know?
(Michael - Aug 29, 2005 10:21:49 AM)
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19 |
4.95 |
- |
| 11 |
Lane |
Michelle satisfies her "bear" necessities.
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I like this caption 10 from me :)
(Casey - Aug 29, 2005 01:55:20 PM)
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Yeah, clever. But a 10?
(Nate - Aug 29, 2005 05:36:09 PM)
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yeah.. i like the jungle book, one of my favorite disney animations
(Casey - Aug 30, 2005 08:42:28 AM)
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I thought that this was one of the more clever comments. Funny, short and sweet.
(David - Aug 31, 2005 04:03:14 PM)
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Thanks Dave...so did I. :)
(Lane - Sep 2, 2005 05:37:27 PM)
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19 |
4.89 |
- |
| 12 |
Lane |
Michelle's LASIK surgery accident turned out to be a blessing in disguise as the outward appearance of the guys she dates now means virtually nothing.
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19 |
4.79 |
- |
| 13 |
Cray |
At last I know what the chaperone at the church dance ment when she said "no bear hugging".
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19 |
4.79 |
- |
| 14 |
Michael |
YES! I knew chest and back hair could get the ladies!
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19 |
4.74 |
- |
| 15 |
Lane |
Although terrifying for her, Michelle's therapist suggested this exercise for 15 min. a day to help get over her BEARanoia.
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19 |
4.68 |
- |
| 16 |
Mike K |
Pepsi takes advantage of the predictable tourists who inevitably all take this picture.
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Thanks Lane, now I have this strange craving for a Pepsi.
(Michael - Aug 30, 2005 03:21:56 PM)
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What? You don't think I run this site for free do you? :)
(Lane - Aug 30, 2005 03:45:00 PM)
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19 |
4.68 |
- |
| 17 |
Casey |
After being rejected by both Bart, Lane, Michelle restorts to getting a litlle "Something Something" from an inanimate object.
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19 |
4.63 |
- |
| 18 |
Sommer |
Oh Mom, I can't wait for you to meet him. He's a return missionary, he goes to the temple 5 days a week, he's the Elder's Quorum president, and he loves children.
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What more could you possibly ask for?
(Michael - Aug 29, 2005 03:09:48 PM)
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Of course, he sometimes eats people, but you always said I shouldn't expect him to be perfect, right?
(Michelle - Aug 29, 2005 04:43:29 PM)
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19 |
4.63 |
- |
| 19 |
Brian |
After the big breakup with bullwinkle, Michelle marries smokey on the rebound.
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19 |
4.58 |
- |
| 20 |
Kendal |
Mounty: "If you really want me to forget the ticket, get your grips off of me and slip me $50 American!"
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19 |
4.58 |
- |
| 21 |
Mike K |
A bunch of guys try to top each other with extravagant gifts to win Michelle over. Even though Michelle appears pleased, the guy who gave her this oversized teddy bear came in 3rd place. Better luck next time pal.
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19 |
4.58 |
- |
| 22 |
Michelle |
Coming to the conclusion that American boys are hopeless (and realizing that she's not exactly a spring chicken anymore), Michelle latches on to the first Canadian guy who will give her the time of day.
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19 |
4.53 |
- |
| 23 |
Michael |
Michelle has a thing for guys whose shoulders and neck are the same width.
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19 |
4.53 |
- |
| 24 |
Mike K |
Michelle demonstrates to Lane and Mike the proper technique to use when attempting the daring 'wax-the-booty' move when giving a date a good night hug/kiss.
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LMAO
(Sommer - Aug 30, 2005 11:52:24 PM)
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19 |
4.53 |
- |
| 25 |
Steven |
"You're right! Only I can prevent forest fires. Thank you Mr. Mountie Bear."
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19 |
4.47 |
- |
| 26 |
Kendal |
Michelle's developing preference for hairy men has gone too far.
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19 |
4.47 |
- |
| 27 |
Kendal |
Michelle finally thinks she's figured it out: "I can't understand a word this guy is saying... I wonder if he's from Quebec."
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19 |
4.47 |
- |
| 28 |
Brent |
This picture was taken immediately after the bear said "Don't listen to that Lane fellow, Michelle, you're ankles are quite thinner than expected."
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19 |
4.42 |
- |
| 29 |
Mindy |
They stopped using brown bears as Royal Mounted Police when some were found scavenging for berries while a bank was being robbed.
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19 |
4.32 |
- |
| 30 |
Kendal |
Following the re-election of President George Bush, Michelle becomes desperate for Canadian citizenship.
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19 |
4.26 |
- |
| 31 |
Michael |
Once again Michelle makes a feeble attempt to make Lane jealous.
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Feeble? You should have seen what I did to that bear after the picture...
(Lane - Aug 29, 2005 04:49:05 PM)
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I hear you are not allowed in Jasper anymore ever since what happened after the picture was taken.
(Nate - Aug 29, 2005 05:37:17 PM)
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19 |
4.21 |
- |
| 32 |
Michael |
Michelle: "Please will you buy me a Pepsi Plllleeeease."
Bear: "Don't give me that look. No! Not the look. oh OK. Have a Pepsi."
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The bad part is that the look only works on bears--it hasn't gotten me anywhere with actual guys.
(Michelle - Aug 30, 2005 03:27:11 PM)
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19 |
4.16 |
- |
| 33 |
Cory |
(Yogi Bear Voice) Hey Boo Boo who's this chick?.... and what is this paw doing on her?...... Hey you with the camera... No I will not sign a release form for "Bears gone wild..."
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19 |
4.11 |
- |
| 34 |
Mike K |
Volunteering in Canadian preschools, Michelle shows the kids what NOT to do: "So, even though many animals APPEAR to be cute and cuddly, you should never attempt to hug or pet them."
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19 |
4.11 |
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| 35 |
Michael |
Michelle - "Oh you are so brave and strong. Thank you for chasing away those dirty boys."
Mr. Bear - "Please get your hand off my chest. You are making me feel uncomfortable."
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19 |
4.05 |
- |
| 36 |
Joel |
Michelle: " I know you, your the bear from the stickers on the side of all the Canadian dumpsters!"
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19 |
4.00 |
- |
| 37 |
Mike K |
Dear Michelle: Why do chicks always fall for flowers and teddy bears?
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19 |
3.95 |
- |
| 38 |
Karin |
It's the uniform that does all the work... who cares what's underneath it!
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20 |
3.80 |
- |
| 39 |
Sommer |
See guys, this is what the ladies want. A man that will stand still and wait to be "bagged."
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19 |
3.79 |
- |
| 40 |
Lane |
Baby let me be,
Around you every night
Run your fingers through my hair,
And cuddle me real tight
Oh let me be
Your Mounty Bear
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Creative.
(Sommer - Aug 29, 2005 04:54:09 PM)
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19 |
3.79 |
- |
| 41 |
Anonymous |
My knight in...I knew it was worth the wait.
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20 |
3.75 |
- |
| 42 |
Michael |
Oh yes, I will become Canadian. Anything for you.
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Whoa. Stop right there. I don't think I could love anyone that much.
(Michelle - Aug 29, 2005 11:49:46 AM)
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You haven't met me yet.
(Michael - Sep 1, 2005 03:05:58 PM)
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Micheal just made the fatal mistake of revealing that he's canadian
(Brian - Sep 1, 2005 05:34:55 PM)
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19 |
3.74 |
- |
| 43 |
Nate |
As Michelle distracts the bear, Lane goes for a Pepsi even though he prefers MOuntain Dew.
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19 |
3.68 |
- |
| 44 |
Cray |
Lets see, hold still, play dead, and mabe it will just leave.
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19 |
3.68 |
- |
| 45 |
Casey |
Well, you all have heard of the story of a Princess kissing a Toad. This is the outcome of Michelle kissing Lane!!!
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Kissing Lane would be enough to make me run to the arms of an inanimate Canadian bear? I don't have any personal experience with this, but I can't imagine he's THAT bad a kisser...
(Michelle - Aug 29, 2005 04:23:48 PM)
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No, it's true...:(
(Lane - Aug 29, 2005 05:11:58 PM)
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19 |
3.58 |
- |
| 46 |
Brian |
I caught you a beautiful bass...
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Did the bear say that or did Michelle?
(Michael - Aug 30, 2005 09:53:16 AM)
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19 |
3.58 |
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| 47 |
Anonymous |
Once again, Michelle falls for a guy with back hair.
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i don't have back hair!!!!
(Nate - Aug 30, 2005 08:54:34 AM)
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I have black hair.
(Casey - Aug 30, 2005 09:08:06 AM)
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Which is why I let you leave for Ohio without putting up a fight. :)
(Michelle - Aug 30, 2005 09:11:30 AM)
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20 |
3.55 |
- |
| 48 |
Brent |
Michelle still loves Dudley Do-Right, even though he's been turned into a bear.
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19 |
3.11 |
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| 49 |
Sommer |
Who's your Daddy?
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Cray. Oh wait, was that rhetorical?
(Lane - Aug 29, 2005 04:59:14 PM)
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19 |
3.11 |
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| 50 |
Nate |
Lane Pollock is old and unmarried.
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Hm.... I wonder who wrote this caption? Michelle...maybe?
(Anonymous - Aug 29, 2005 04:11:21 PM)
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Maybe...what sucks, however, is since someone decided to drop the universal winner, the whole weekly contest is a forgone conclusion. :(
(Lane - Aug 29, 2005 04:13:45 PM)
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universal winner? I don' t know about that.
(Michael - Aug 30, 2005 04:08:36 PM)
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I am not sure either...but picture the bear saying it. That is funny.
(Nate - Aug 31, 2005 08:09:09 AM)
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19 |
3.00 |
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| 51 |
Michael |
How deas she even know it's a guy?
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notice her left hand?
(Jordan - Aug 31, 2005 09:38:00 PM)
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Good point Jordy--good point
(Michael - Sep 1, 2005 12:27:10 AM)
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19 |
2.95 |
- |
| 52 |
Anonymous |
Damn! I knew I shouldn’t have left the dance recital early....
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this caption is trademarked. dont ever try to use it again.
(Jordan - Aug 31, 2005 09:30:13 PM)
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20 |
2.90 |
- |
| 53 |
Brent |
Michelle is happy to see her Uncle Caveman, she has not yet realized that Uncle Caveman is a bear.
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19 |
2.58 |
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August 29-September 4, 2005
