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Brent |
And we cast lots to see who would hold the net while the others played. And it came to pass that the lot fell upon Elder Lalani. And Elder Lalani said many great and abominable words.
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now behold, this caption sucketh
(Jordan - Sep 8, 2005 09:37:34 PM)
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If all captions were as abominable as this one POTW would be wiped from the face of the earth.
(Nate - Sep 8, 2005 10:46:16 PM)
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I liked it.
(Lane - Sep 9, 2005 12:02:29 AM)
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Sounds like sour grapes to me, and it looks like I found the reason I was at 5.87 after 15 votes, but ended up at 5.56
(Brent - Sep 9, 2005 12:26:19 AM)
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I actually liked this caption, but I liked jordan's response to it even better... Everybody wins!
(Brian - Sep 9, 2005 08:14:18 AM)
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nicely done brent. don't mind the sour grapes.
(Mike K - Sep 9, 2005 09:18:41 AM)
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For the record...David was the last person to vote, not Jordan or Nate.
(Lane - Sep 9, 2005 09:30:02 AM)
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Props to Mikey, who, ranked #1, voted generously this week, not thinking, "I better vote stingy to help preserve my ranking."
(Brent - Sep 9, 2005 12:01:12 PM)
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And some negative props for not subjecting himself to the dreaded "stingy trend" by not leaving a caption. ;) Speaking of, I have some changes in the works for Contest 3 that will neutralize the trend...
(Lane - Sep 9, 2005 02:21:58 PM)
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16 |
5.56 |
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Lane |
He was a legend in the California Long Beach mission, teaching more discussions than all the other missionaries combined. No one knew how he did it...
"Dude, like 3 more games and we'll totally listen to your message or whatever..."
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16 |
5.31 |
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| 3 |
Cray |
Elder Keola demonstrates tsunami survival technique for the rest of the zone.
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16 |
5.31 |
- |
| 4 |
Brent |
In Hawaii, being a beach volleyball referee is not the same cushy job as on the mainland.
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16 |
5.25 |
- |
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Brian |
"The mission rules explicitly say that I'm not to stand on the sand, Elder. If I get down, then next thing you know, I'll be swiming with some topless beauty in the ocean. No, thank you."
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16 |
5.25 |
- |
| 6 |
Michelle |
"Can I come down yet, Elder Harker? I'm getting tired."
"No way, man! That was only the first game--this is a best of 5 match."
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16 |
5.06 |
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Brian |
cocoanut tree climbing technique tip #1: when feet become tired and/or uncomfortable, do not wrap legs around tree, as this will only shift the tired and/or uncomfortable feeling to your crotch.
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true story
(Brian - Sep 7, 2005 08:40:52 AM)
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16 |
5.06 |
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Steven |
Dang liberal tree huggers.
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this one was innevitable
(Brian - Sep 6, 2005 12:51:42 PM)
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17 |
4.76 |
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| 9 |
Lane |
When not vying for a major PGA championship, Tiger Woods likes to relax by taking a ride on the neck of a Brontosaurus on Jurassic Park's special VIP island.
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16 |
4.75 |
- |
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Lane |
"Yeah, apparently that hurricane really shook him up. Check this out...hey Bob!"
"What?"
"Katrina!"
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16 |
4.69 |
- |
| 11 |
Brent |
Mahono, you ugly, come down from that tree.
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Mahono must be Mahana's brother.
(Anonymous - Sep 6, 2005 11:27:16 PM)
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thank you, "anonymous" explain-your-own-caption-so-we-all-get-it man.
(Brian - Sep 7, 2005 07:57:35 AM)
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16 |
4.50 |
- |
| 12 |
Lane |
Kalani was excited to receive his mission call...but then he opened it: "You have been called to serve in the Boise, Idaho mission..."
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16 |
4.38 |
- |
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Kendal |
Tired of being jeered incessantly for his height and jumping abilities, Ralph resolves that he will spike the ball if it's the last thing he does.
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16 |
4.38 |
- |
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Steven |
With Ron Popiel's new Full body loofah, you can rasp and grind your way to healthy skin today!
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17 |
4.29 |
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Nate |
He even keeps his shirt tucked in while climbing trees.
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16 |
4.25 |
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Nate |
It is even harder to find an eternal companion in Hawaii.
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whether or not he finds a companion, he's not going to have any children
(Brian - Sep 6, 2005 09:17:07 AM)
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It is even harder to find an eternal companion in Hawaii.
(Anonymous - Sep 6, 2005 10:13:39 AM)
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16 |
4.19 |
- |
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Michael |
We told the greenie that if he didn't climb the tree and get a coconut for our investigators then they wouldn't get baptized.
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16 |
4.19 |
- |
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Cray |
If I keep practicing, eventually I will be able to do this trick without the safty net.
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16 |
4.06 |
- |
| 19 |
Michael |
Elder, I know you are desperate but isn't this going a bit too far.
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16 |
3.94 |
- |
| 20 |
Karin |
Playing hide and seek... "If I hold on real tight, then maybe they'll think I'm part of the tree!"
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16 |
3.94 |
- |
| 21 |
Anonymous |
Hold on tight...you never know when it will hit.
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17 |
3.82 |
- |
| 22 |
Michael |
"What am i doing?" He thinks when he realizes that he doesn't like the tree THAT much.
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16 |
3.75 |
- |
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Karin |
He might have misunderstood the part about following the straight and narrow path to get to heaven... it didn't mean climbing straight up!
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16 |
3.69 |
- |
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Sommer |
It was his turn this week to hold the net to the tree while everyone else played.
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16 |
3.56 |
- |
| 25 |
Sommer |
Arrghh....Just a few more feet and that coconut is mine.
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16 |
3.50 |
- |
| 26 |
Cray |
He really belives that's Lehi tree of life.
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16 |
3.50 |
- |
| 27 |
Michael |
What some people will do to play some volleyball.
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16 |
3.44 |
- |
| 28 |
Anonymous |
"ahhh...I just needed some of that loving"
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3.24 |
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Kendal |
Lane Pollock has become a hopeless burden to society.
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Anybody else getting tired of digs at Lane as captions?
(Jeff - Sep 8, 2005 01:20:12 PM)
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And they do so well, it's no wonder they keep coming. :) They don't bother me, but yeah, kinda tired...
(Lane - Sep 8, 2005 01:26:04 PM)
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I second that one. Your ex-girlfriend obviously still hasn't gotten over the breakup.
(Sommer - Sep 8, 2005 02:02:25 PM)
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I always vote them 0.
(Michael - Sep 8, 2005 02:20:59 PM)
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16 |
2.25 |
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September 5-11, 2005
