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Michelle |
This was supposed to be Jordan's best April Fool's trick ever--the catapult was set perfectly, the trajectory calculated to within mere inches of Mike's front door. But as soon as he let the beast fly, Jordan realized he'd forgotten to account for one thing... At night, if you listen real close, you can still hear him cursing Springville municipal power.
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What does this have to do with April Fools day?
"No, I'm not going to throw any wild animals at your door. HA! April Fools!"
(Anonymous - Sep 15, 2005 11:26:33 AM)
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You make a good point, Anonymous. I have road kill and other various big game at my doorstep almost every morning. Nothing April Fools about that...
(Lane - Sep 15, 2005 03:41:46 PM)
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If you were going to pick a day to catapult a ram into your friend's house, what day would you pick?
Plus we all know you can get away with some CRAZY stuff on April fools day.
(Michael - Sep 15, 2005 03:59:09 PM)
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Isn't is September right now?
(Nate - Sep 15, 2005 04:01:57 PM)
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Isn't it September right now?
(sorry about the typo in the other one.)
(Nate - Sep 15, 2005 04:03:26 PM)
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ANOTHER good point. Hey caption author, it's September, duh. April Fools is in April...
(Lane - Sep 15, 2005 04:23:18 PM)
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Yeah! Right after March.
(Nate - Sep 15, 2005 04:49:42 PM)
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We shouldn't diss it though. It is winning.
(Michael - Sep 15, 2005 06:53:33 PM)
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I would do it Sunday night. I think it would be a good laugh to get you going on Monday morning.
(Casey - Sep 15, 2005 08:13:06 PM)
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6.26 |
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| 2 |
Lane |
In a head-to-head encounter between two bighorn sheep it's often difficult to determine a clear-cut winner. This is not one of those times...
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19 |
5.42 |
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| 3 |
Michael |
"I try to impress a ewe and now look at me."
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19 |
5.21 |
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Michelle |
The ram was the clear favorite going in to the high bar competition. His routine was technically flawless, and a hush fell over the crowd as he prepared for his difficult full-twisting double back dismount.
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19 |
5.05 |
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Jeff T |
A Jackalope was actually the SECOND choice of Pixar for the animation short, "Bound". Unfortunately there were "dificulties" with the first choice.
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5.00 |
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Nate |
One redneck singing one redneck driving: "Home, home on the range. Where the deer and the....Hey Jed what in the heck is that?!?!
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a.ka. Joel Scott, Lane Pollock, on there way back to Lane's place one December night.
(Casey - Sep 12, 2005 09:21:57 AM)
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19 |
5.00 |
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Mike K |
The herd's designated lookout sheep: "Yep, I see camou, beer cans, mullets, and firearms. Looks like hunting season has officially begun!"
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19 |
5.00 |
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Michael |
The poster for the "No Powerlines in our Wilderness" campaigne.
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19 |
4.89 |
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Kendal |
Infuriated by the death of his favorite Ewe, Francis prepares to drop a "#2" on the next hunter who walks by.
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19 |
4.89 |
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| 10 |
Mike K |
After a humiliating loss against a human in a Mountain Dew commercial, this guy decides it's time to hang up his horns for good.
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19 |
4.89 |
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Jeff T |
One advantage of being a mountain goat: Any ordinary power line can become a zipline.
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19 |
4.84 |
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| 12 |
Nate |
After seeing how many captions there were to vote on this week the goat did himself in.
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19 |
4.84 |
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Nate |
Hey ma!!! Looks like will be eating like kings tonight.
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19 |
4.68 |
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| 14 |
Nate |
Even animals are trying to get better reception these days.
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4.58 |
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Lane |
Although the Nazis put forth effort to make their new wiretap device as "natural" looking as possible, this prototype was scrapped in favor of a smaller, more subtle model...
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4.53 |
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Kendal |
Tired of unfairly being the brunt of goat jokes, the sheep commits suicide.
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4.47 |
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Kendal |
Vigilante justice in the wild west:
"...and the next ram caught with another ram's ewe will face similar consequences!"
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4.42 |
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Casey |
Sheep go to Heaven, Goats go to Hell!
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Love that song.
(Sommer - Sep 12, 2005 10:40:04 AM)
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I don't know. Just because you are a goat doesn't mean you are going to hell. The poor goats. What kind of outlook on life could you possibly have if you knew you were going to hell.
(Michael - Sep 12, 2005 01:24:34 PM)
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That's why he's haning there.
(Sommer - Sep 16, 2005 04:19:54 PM)
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19 |
4.37 |
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Steven |
This picture was accidentally placed upside down and shows what one flying sheep had to do to stay near the earth.
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4.37 |
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Jeff T |
"Look ma, no hands!"
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4.32 |
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Jeff T |
Fearing that she would be replaced, Michelle tries to hang "The Goat" after he did so well filling in for her on "Ask Michelle" earlier this month. (http://lanep.org/ask_michelle/index.cgi?last=days30)
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4.32 |
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Steven |
I can see my house from here.
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4.32 |
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Kendal |
Justice in the animal kingdom:
Spared from the ramming squad, the convicted stampeder receives the more merciful sentence of death by electric wire.
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4.26 |
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Mike K |
"Ha ha, nice Charlie! Climbing up that pole was sweet! But, NOW what are you gonna do?"
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19 |
4.26 |
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Jordan H |
nice rack
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19 |
4.26 |
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Sommer |
In an effort to get the new hottie fireman over to her house, Billy Sue called the fire department to get her "cat" out of the "tree."
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4.26 |
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Lane |
"Boy, don't I feel sheepish."
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4.11 |
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Karin |
A new idea for street decorations?
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4.11 |
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Nate |
This is almost like horse-play.
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4.00 |
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Mike K |
Man, that new Cabela's has really jacked things up around here!
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3.95 |
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Mike K |
One of the dumbest ideas Ford's marketing team came up with to try and slow sales of the competitor's Dodge Ram pickup.
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3.95 |
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Kendal |
Herbert soon realizes that the highly acclaimed electric therapy isn't all it's made out to be.
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3.89 |
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Brent |
The last thing heard from the ram on the ground was "I love what you do for me, Toyota!"
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3.89 |
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Casey |
Corner or Canal Street and Orleanes Ave.
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3.84 |
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Joel |
Here we see another attempt to modernize the bible. "And Abraham lifted up hs eyes, and looked, and behold behind him a ram caught in a thicket by his horns:"(Genesis 22: 13)
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Behold! Refer to last week's comments on the winning caption!!
(Nate - Sep 12, 2005 11:24:32 PM)
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3.74 |
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Lane |
The powerlines they use in the desert are "ram tough".
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3.74 |
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Michelle |
Another casualty of Utah Power's annual Lineman Rodeo.
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19 |
3.74 |
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Brent |
This ram drew the short straw and had to be the ball, unfortunately, the extra point hit the crossbar.
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3.68 |
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Jordan H |
That goat looks delicious
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This was by far the best caption up there. I mean look at that thing. Mmmmmm.
(Nate - Sep 16, 2005 08:01:13 PM)
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3.68 |
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Mindy |
If this ram doesn't find a way down, I think it might die.
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yeah, its dead.
(Jordan - Sep 12, 2005 03:01:03 PM)
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3.60 |
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Karin |
I was so sure I could make that jump... Now I'll never make it to the Olympics...
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3.58 |
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Nate |
Proof that animals are not as smart as humans.
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Was this some kind of concerted effort to proove that we were the superior species? Well I'm glad we finally have the long sought evidence we needed to put ourselves at the top. HUMANS ROCK! EAT IT... um... animals.
(Brian - Sep 13, 2005 08:36:33 AM)
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3.53 |
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Morgan |
Fly by wire.
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I liked this one...am surprised it's not doing better...
(Lane - Sep 15, 2005 04:51:21 PM)
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19 |
3.47 |
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Nate |
There is no shame in calling in sick.
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3.47 |
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Jordan H |
The walrus was Paul....the goat was Nate....koo-koo-ka-choo
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3.37 |
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| 46 |
Karin |
So the Goat wondered... "So I got up here... - and how do I get down???"
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3.16 |
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| 47 |
Nate |
That is what I call hanging around.
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3.11 |
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Nate |
And this is what will happen to the rest of you stupid democrats if you don't shut up!!!
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Leave it to a republican to confuse a bighorn sheep with a donkey. :)
(Michelle - Sep 13, 2005 04:05:34 PM)
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3.00 |
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Nate |
Hey Goat! What are you doing? There is no diet pepsi up there!!
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I'm probably the only one who gets this one, but it still makes me laugh every time I read it.
(Michelle - Sep 12, 2005 09:37:44 AM)
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I get it. It is funny. There is obviously no diet pepsi up there. the obvious is always funny. Maybe everyone should try saying it with a funny mexican accent. Most goats have mexican accents anyway.
(Anonymous - Sep 12, 2005 11:31:48 PM)
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2.84 |
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Nate |
How much are goat hooves worth these days?
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2.79 |
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| 51 |
Karin |
Oooops!!! Do you think anyone noticed???
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2.68 |
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September 12-18, 2005
