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Julie H |
While hiking Mike, Aaron, and Lane are suprised by female voices coming up the trail. They each rely upon their instincts. Mike freezes in sheer terror. Aaron breaks into a sprint and Lane gets ready to take a picture.
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Ouch. :)
(Lane - Apr 19, 2005 03:56:12 PM)
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I don't care who you are thats just funny!!! :)
(Casey - Apr 19, 2005 05:09:26 PM)
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Truth hurts....zzzing!
(Mike K - Apr 20, 2005 05:15:28 PM)
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Nice work Julie...your cap ran away with it. Nice to see a different winner each week...so far anyway...
(Lane - Apr 22, 2005 08:20:23 PM)
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18 |
7.50 |
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2 |
Mike K |
After getting lost on what Lane claimed would be a "pansy little hike", Aaron snatches Lane's GPS and emphatically hurls it into the depths of the Green River.
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(1)
I'm deducting that from my share of the cost of the trip...
(Lane - Apr 18, 2005 03:27:59 PM)
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18 |
6.89 |
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3 |
Morgan |
that's it, Mike, i've heard that cell phone for the last !@#$%^ time.
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18 |
6.61 |
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4 |
Meghan |
As Aaron continued to dance the Hokey Pokey, putting his “right hand in” – Mike stood enthralled, waiting for the moment when he would “shake it all about”.
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She's unstoppable!!! :)
(Lane - Apr 22, 2005 08:22:00 PM)
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18 |
6.44 |
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5 |
Mike K |
Mike looks on as Aaron takes his turn in an extreme game of Bocce.
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I love extreme bocce!!! It is the season again
(Anonymous - Apr 18, 2005 05:17:05 PM)
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I love Bocce!
(Michael - Apr 18, 2005 06:37:28 PM)
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Who do you think will take the coveted IEBC (International Extreme Bocce Cup) this year? I've a feeling Luxembourg will suprise some people this year. But with Aaron and Mike playing for them, I have to give the nod to the US.
(Brent - Apr 18, 2005 10:57:07 PM)
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18 |
6.22 |
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6 |
Cray |
Aaron shows his disapointment that the Green river is actually brown.
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18 |
6.11 |
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7 |
Brent |
Unfortunately, this is the last footage we have of Aaron, as his right sandal snapped and he went rolling down the hill right after his rock. We CAN take comfort in the fact that he rolled farther than his rock, thus breaking the record. It's how he would have liked to have gone.
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18 |
6.11 |
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8 |
Lane |
Mike: "Yo Aaron, I think a scorpion just crawled up the back of your shirt..."
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18 |
5.89 |
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9 |
Mike K |
In an angry outburst and exclaiming that “we’re screwed”, Aaron goes ‘Blair Witch’ and chucks the group’s only map.
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18 |
5.78 |
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10 |
Michael |
"You haven't ever seen what the Heisman trophy looks like? Well, it is kind of like this...."
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If Aaron tucked his right arm around a football, it would look almost identical to the Heisman trophy.
(Brent - Apr 18, 2005 10:59:46 PM)
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18 |
5.67 |
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11 |
Meghan |
With a little awkward but skillful positioning, Aaron proudly demonstrates how he can make the shadow bunny bounce across his chest
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18 |
5.56 |
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12 |
Lane |
Mike admires Aaron's ability to get around despite some "complications" after his last knee surgery.
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18 |
5.50 |
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13 |
Joel |
"His name is Aaron and he dances on the sand, just like that river twisting through a dusty land..."
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sounds like an old duran duran song to me.
(Casey - Apr 19, 2005 03:37:07 PM)
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Yeah, I think that was the point.
(Jeff - Apr 19, 2005 03:45:19 PM)
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Since 80's pop music isn't really my thing (ie. I think most of it blows=)) I would have never 'got' that. I appreciate the clarification.
(Mike K - Apr 19, 2005 03:53:31 PM)
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I might have voted it higer before I knew it was some 80's band reference! =) j/k I'm giving it a 10 baby!
(Mike K - Apr 19, 2005 03:54:44 PM)
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Really? I'm not that brite of a person, just take at look at where I stand in the Power Ranking.
(Casey - Apr 19, 2005 05:47:48 PM)
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18 |
5.50 |
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14 |
Steve |
As Moses parts the red sea, Arron proclaims, 'Come Iseralites, its safe to cross now...'
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19 |
5.26 |
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15 |
Miranda |
AT LAST-someone has taken a picture of the Barishnakov Boys on their alleged "manly outtings" to which no woman is invited. Mike: ...and now LEAP(pause pause)...LEAP(pause pause)...LEAP into the air. Feel the inspiration...as if you are a feather!!! (clap clap clap) Very nice, Aaron! I could FEEL the energy. Now, Lane...it is your turn.
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19 |
5.16 |
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16 |
Lane |
Aaron thought a relaxing weekend in Canyonlands away from the hustle and bustle of normal life would help him unwind...apparently he thought wrong.
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18 |
5.11 |
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17 |
Michelle |
Aaron: "Check it out, Mike--I've totally been working my glutes this week at the gym. Can you tell the difference?" Mike: "Oh, yeah--your butt looks totally stellar."
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18 |
5.06 |
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18 |
Brent |
As the only know rock skipping pro in the West, Aaron demonstrates correct form while Mike pays attention and works on his stance.
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I've rolled rocks with both Mike (on Nebo) and Aaron (on the saddle between Shingle Mill and Freedom peaks) they're both pretty dang good.
(Brent - Apr 18, 2005 10:52:47 PM)
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Oh yeah I remember that. :) That was about the time Aaron woke up and realized he was on top of a big mountain...
(Lane - Apr 19, 2005 01:32:26 PM)
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Tad and I sure had alot of fun rolling rocks down the steep incline of provo peak a couple of years ago
(Casey - Apr 19, 2005 03:35:22 PM)
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My brother was killed and my father paralized by some bastards who were rolling rocks off cliffs.
(Nate - Apr 19, 2005 04:45:28 PM)
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the rocks came off of Provo Peak a couple years ago!!
(Nate - Apr 19, 2005 04:51:40 PM)
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Nate, this was in 2000, so I guess that was more then a couple of years ago
(Casey - Apr 19, 2005 05:08:40 PM)
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that was it. That was the year!! Has it been that long. My life has been ruined ever since. Lane please take that qwful picture down.
(Nate - Apr 19, 2005 05:17:59 PM)
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OH BROTHER I MISS YOU!!! WHY!!! WHY DID THE ROCK TUMBLERS HAVE TO TAKE YOU?!?! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(Nate - Apr 19, 2005 05:18:48 PM)
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Ok. I admit it. My brother(s) is fine and so is my dad. I was just fooling ya. I hope you have not turned yourself in to the police.
(Nate - Apr 19, 2005 11:30:01 PM)
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4.78 |
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19 |
Lane |
Mike enrolls in a class for the increasingly popular "Desert Yoga". Teacher: "Now watch carefully as I demonstrate the difficult 'Dust Devil' stretch."
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18 |
4.72 |
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20 |
Brent |
Aaron thinks he can make big splashes. The truth is, he has no idea the splash he is about to make as Mike is preparing here to charge.
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18 |
4.72 |
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21 |
Anonymous |
Mike: Dude, you just are never gonna get that "Oh what a feeling, Toyota" thing, are you?
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19 |
4.68 |
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22 |
Casey |
You might be a redneck, if the only two friends you got are these two.
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18 |
4.61 |
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23 |
Cray |
Mike, newly elected tribal judge, inspects Aaron's effort to join the Whirling Dervish Society.
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18 |
4.33 |
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24 |
Leena |
Mike stumbles upon Aaron practicing his Keanu Reeves Matrix moves.
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get bent leena, stealin my caption...
(Brian - Apr 24, 2005 10:05:42 PM)
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18 |
4.33 |
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25 |
Brent |
THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!! Aaron vs. Mike in the Rock Rolling CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD. Winner take all! The grand prize, $2 and Lane Pollock's Nissan XTerra!
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2 dollars...I want my 2 DOLLARS!
(Lane - Apr 18, 2005 06:10:59 PM)
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4.22 |
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26 |
Meghan |
Motioning below to the ghosts of Chief Running Bull and his Ute warriors who once ruled this river basin...Aaron gives a loud Indian whoop and shouts his war cry “Come brothers, let us defend our land!” as he runs for the hills.
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18 |
4.22 |
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27 |
Donna |
"She doesn't love me!!! I just can't take it anymore," is his last cry as he awkwardly throws himself over the edge of the cliff. The bystanders watch in stupefied silence.
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18 |
4.22 |
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28 |
Brian |
Unaware of Mike's presence, Aaron further develops his experemental tai chi, "throw-rock-dojitsu." ...how embarassing.
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18 |
3.78 |
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29 |
Greg |
Watch my form as I demonstrate why I am the mightly rock-skipping champion of the world!!!!!
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19 |
3.42 |
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30 |
Leena |
On the set of Footloose II ...
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good job, short captions are the best
(Morgan - Apr 19, 2005 10:31:48 AM)
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oh no...the longer the better...
(Anonymous - Apr 20, 2005 09:24:01 AM)
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the more it makes me laugh the better
(Nate - Apr 20, 2005 11:53:27 PM)
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2.89 |
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