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Caption |
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Lane |
A yack-o-lantern.
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nice one lane
(Nate - Nov 4, 2005 09:33:28 AM)
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14 |
6.50 |
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| 2 |
Mike K |
As Jane started to scoop out the insides, she accidentally triggered the pumpkin's sensitive gag reflex.
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14 |
6.14 |
- |
| 3 |
Lane |
Little Bobby's submission to the "carve a pumpkin in the likeness of your parents" contest:
"This is my dad. Sometimes he comes home late at night and he smells funny and my mommy yells at him and then this happens."
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14 |
5.71 |
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| 4 |
Mike K |
Lane expresses his hatred towards Halloween with this jack-o-lantern. Here's some background:
1977: Dad dresses up as Dracula and scares the crap out of Little Lane
1980: Sent home after puking pumpkin pie on Lauralee Seaver during school Halloween party
1982: 1st jack-o-lantern and 1st trip to hospital (12 stitches in left hand)
1989: Grounded for 1 month after caught smashing pumpkins
1991: Slightly over-weight prom date wears hideous pumpkin colored dress
2001: Almost burns down house after placing jack-o-lantern too close to the drapes
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Was that before she was hit by the car, or after? Let me guess Lane was over playing with Mike or Jermiah
(Casey - Nov 1, 2005 04:59:44 PM)
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Jeremiah a little too motor mouth for my taste. :)
(Lane - Nov 3, 2005 04:01:09 PM)
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I had a feeling that this one was Mikes.
(Casey - Nov 4, 2005 10:13:55 AM)
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i don't know if lane went to his proms or not...but if he did...i meant no offense towards his date(s). =)
(Mike K - Nov 4, 2005 03:35:52 PM)
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14 |
5.64 |
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| 5 |
Joel |
In nature there are many different approaches to spreading ones seed.
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Yes there are. Perhaps this pumpkin has evolved a better way? ;)
(Lane - Nov 1, 2005 04:16:56 PM)
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I can't believe the words 'spreading ones seed' were used during POTW.
(Mike K - Nov 1, 2005 04:19:41 PM)
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I have a great book on this, if anyone needs it.
(William - Nov 1, 2005 05:56:06 PM)
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Lane I think there is no way the pumpkins way could be better.
(Michael - Nov 1, 2005 06:11:56 PM)
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14 |
5.43 |
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| 6 |
Jeff T |
Horace the pumpkin could not stand to see the "blood and gore" taking place at the hands of pumpkin smashers out in the street
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I love this one. Well done.
(Michael - Nov 2, 2005 10:04:04 AM)
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15 |
5.13 |
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| 7 |
Mike K |
What a wuss...he can't even handle his 'boos'.
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14 |
5.07 |
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| 8 |
Cray |
This pumpkin has evolved a better way to assure proper seed distribution.
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14 |
4.93 |
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| 9 |
Lane |
A scary pumpkin indeed! One question though...is it supposed to be Mary-Kate, or Ashley?
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This one deserved to do a little better. :)
(Jeff T - Nov 7, 2005 09:59:55 AM)
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14 |
4.86 |
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| 10 |
Mike K |
I'd probably vomit, too, if I realized they had just fed me cousin Bob.
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14 |
4.86 |
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| 11 |
William |
"Beer before liquor, never sicker"
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14 |
4.71 |
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| 12 |
Cray |
If I only had arms I could haver reached the barf bag in time.
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You should haver used the edit button.
(Nate - Nov 2, 2005 09:42:06 AM)
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14 |
4.71 |
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| 13 |
Michael |
There is nothing like a good halloween to bring the best out of you.
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14 |
4.57 |
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| 14 |
Lane |
"Mmm, this is delicious...what do you call it?"
"Pumpkin pie."
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14 |
4.57 |
- |
| 15 |
Amy M |
Help, I have a stringer. Can someone help get this off of my lip?
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14 |
4.50 |
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| 16 |
Michael |
Pumpy really needs to stop purging.
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Pumpy?? Now I want kids just so I can name one Pumpy.
(Nate - Oct 31, 2005 12:42:09 PM)
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pumpy is short for pumpkin right? Just call a kid pumpkin and then the nickname can be pump or pumpy or P-dawg. Whatever you prefer.
(Michael - Oct 31, 2005 03:42:42 PM)
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What if it's a girl? Pumplestiltskin? :)
(Lane - Nov 3, 2005 04:45:53 PM)
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14 |
4.21 |
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| 17 |
Carol-Lyn |
Dinner never looks real good on the return trip.
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15 |
4.20 |
- |
| 18 |
Steven |
This pumpkin made a delicious halloween smoothie and tried to lick the blades of the blender while they were still going.
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15 |
4.20 |
- |
| 19 |
David |
Eating too many Halloween treats makes me feel this way too.
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14 |
4.07 |
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| 20 |
Amy M |
Pumpkin seeds always make me sick, I should have known I couldn't hold them down.
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14 |
4.00 |
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| 21 |
William |
Bulimia is never the answer.
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14 |
3.79 |
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| 22 |
Karin |
Another way of turning the insides out!
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14 |
3.79 |
- |
| 23 |
Michael |
Yumm! Anyone want to bake some pumkin seeds!?!
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14 |
3.71 |
- |
| 24 |
Karin |
An out of body experience...
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14 |
3.64 |
- |
| 25 |
Karin |
Pumpkin with a hangover!
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14 |
3.64 |
- |
| 26 |
Karin |
Halloween just makes me sick!
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14 |
3.57 |
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| 27 |
Amy M |
“My eyes, my eyes, where are my eyes? I can’t see! I am getting sick! Blllllllaaaaooooouuuuugggghhhhhhhh! Oh, there are my eyes.”
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14 |
3.57 |
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| 28 |
Michael |
When the pumpkin sees the man's costume, he pukes.
"I knew I shouldn't have been a prostitute for Halloween."
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14 |
3.57 |
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| 29 |
Cray |
Talk about throwing up your guts.
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14 |
3.50 |
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October 31-November 6, 2005
