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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
| 1 |
William |
“Sure honey, I’ll leave the seat down.”
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(6)
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I would hate to be part of that relationship.
(Michael - Nov 9, 2005 02:52:23 PM)
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Good call Michael. Man, you said it.
(Nate - Nov 9, 2005 09:16:36 PM)
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Yes ladies, I'm single.
(William - Nov 11, 2005 06:54:33 AM)
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Nice job William- Is this your first POTW win? Nice.
(Nate - Nov 11, 2005 08:16:46 AM)
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Nice work, William.
(Lane - Nov 11, 2005 09:41:16 AM)
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Well done. I do wonder how many girls actually voted this one high. LOL
(Michael - Nov 11, 2005 11:16:41 AM)
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17 |
6.47 |
- |
| 2 |
Lane |
When Bob saw that his wife had taught little Timmy to "pee like a girl"...he knew immediate and decisive action needed to be taken...
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(3)
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This was a good one. Some how I bombed it?? I thought I gave it a better rating. I must have misfired. I wonder if that would have made a difference?
(Nate - Nov 11, 2005 08:18:06 AM)
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It's okay. I might have to misfire at some opportune time and return the favor. ;)
(Lane - Nov 11, 2005 09:37:45 AM)
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I thought this one was hilarious. oh the stomach ache.
(Michael - Nov 11, 2005 11:15:04 AM)
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17 |
6.41 |
- |
| 3 |
Michelle |
After struggling for years to master the famous "hover method," I was squatting like a pro in just 2 minutes after I installed the Tackmeister 2000! I'll never fear a public restroom again!
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17 |
6.00 |
- |
| 4 |
Michael |
The loo in hell.
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17 |
5.65 |
- |
| 5 |
Lane |
Too busy to go to the clinic, but still want the benefits of acupuncture? Introducing the Acuseat! Acupuncture for people ON the go, WHILE they go.
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17 |
5.65 |
- |
| 6 |
Jeff T |
A prank that is not quite as subtle as glue on the toilet seat.
|
17 |
5.18 |
- |
| 7 |
Casey |
Lane, was determined to teach Wudang not to drink out of the toilet anymore
|
17 |
5.18 |
- |
| 8 |
Kendal |
Alright gentlemen, since Norma seems completely unable to comply with our "put the lid back up when you're done" rule, there are going to have to be some repercussions.
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(2)
Yeah wouldn't that be nice... Why can't girls put the seat up when they are done and stop nagging us.
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(Michael - Nov 7, 2005 09:04:32 AM)
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http://www.jimandmichael.com/Blogs/michael/2005/01/what-girls-hate-most.html
(Michael - Nov 7, 2005 09:06:09 AM)
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18 |
5.17 |
- |
| 9 |
Michael |
This is what germaphobes see when they look at a toilet seat.
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17 |
5.12 |
- |
| 10 |
Brent |
I'm afraid, Mrs. Jones, that this is more than just a 'tack on the teacher's chair' situaion.
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18 |
5.11 |
- |
| 11 |
Nate |
Why the bathroom in Nate's house is always so clean.
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(1)
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I thought it was so clean because he pees in the yard.
(Michelle - Nov 10, 2005 09:35:17 AM)
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17 |
5.00 |
- |
| 12 |
Cray |
the perfect gift for your hard-ass boss.
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17 |
4.94 |
- |
| 13 |
Lane |
The latest batch of leaked Guantanamo Bay photos included this one, showing the potty-time brutality detainees has to endure.
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17 |
4.82 |
- |
| 14 |
Cray |
One of the down sides for those earning telestial glory.
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17 |
4.82 |
- |
| 15 |
Nate |
And after I did that to the neighbors they never let their dog poo on my lawn again.
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(7)
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As it turns out...this is the 1000th caption written here on the POTW. (fireworks)
(Lane - Nov 9, 2005 10:07:50 AM)
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SWEET! Now let's go for 10,000.
(Michael - Nov 9, 2005 10:12:09 AM)
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Lane, I think it's funny that the 1,000th caption involves the word "poo"--I know how you feel about that.
(Michelle - Nov 9, 2005 10:31:00 AM)
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Yeah, when I looked it up I kinda cringed...thought for a second about waiting for the 10,000 caption milestone. :)
(Lane - Nov 9, 2005 10:33:58 AM)
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Lane- Sorry I used the word POO. If I had known you hated that word and this was the 1,000 caption I would have made use of the new and improved edit button.
(Nate - Nov 9, 2005 10:40:34 AM)
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The new one, anyway...
(Lane - Nov 9, 2005 11:22:50 AM)
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So does the 1,000th comment writer get a prize? What about the 10,000th?
(Michael - Nov 9, 2005 11:50:44 AM)
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17 |
4.71 |
- |
| 16 |
William |
What a pain in the ass!
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17 |
4.65 |
- |
| 17 |
Nate |
This is one trick Houdini could never master.
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17 |
4.59 |
- |
| 18 |
Brian |
abu karim, snake-charmer and nail-bed-layer, installs his new toilet
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17 |
4.59 |
- |
| 19 |
Lane |
The Martha Stewart empire looked to be unstoppable. But then there was the whole prison thing, her apprentice show bombed, and the dismal failure of her new toilet seat design nearly bankrupted the entire company.
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(1)
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i am sure Martha didn't come up with that one. Mus have been one of her apprentice.
(Michael - Nov 7, 2005 06:03:28 PM)
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17 |
4.53 |
- |
| 20 |
Carol-Lyn |
This would definitely promote the statement, "crap or get off the pot."
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17 |
4.47 |
- |
| 21 |
Steve |
Tired of narcolepsy/Sleep apnea/Hypopnea syndrome interupting a perfectly good defication session. Well, not any more with the slip proof LidMaster 2030 SDX...
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(2)
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I wonder what the 2000 model looks like?
(Michael - Nov 8, 2005 08:46:33 AM)
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It was just one big tack. After extensive testing and research, they found the pain to be more endurable if they spread it around more - hence the model 2030.
(Lane - Nov 8, 2005 04:16:23 PM)
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18 |
4.44 |
- |
| 22 |
Amy M |
Get rid of those pesky zits.
|
17 |
4.24 |
- |
| 23 |
Brent |
One sure way not to fall in...
|
18 |
4.11 |
- |
| 24 |
Natalie |
Proudly presenting Home Depot's newest toilet seat!
|
17 |
4.06 |
- |
| 25 |
Michael |
"I thought it was a good idea to invest in the company. My broker said they were revolutionizing the toilet seat industry."
|
17 |
3.76 |
- |
| 26 |
Karin |
This is how you make sure people don't occupie the toilet for to long...
|
17 |
3.71 |
- |
| 27 |
Carol-Lyn |
oh ... shit ....
|
17 |
3.71 |
- |
| 28 |
Jeff T |
Oh, isn't masochism fun?
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17 |
3.65 |
- |
| 29 |
Karin |
And he was litterally nailed to the seat...
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17 |
3.65 |
- |
| 30 |
Karin |
Once he got stuck in the toilet... this is another way of preventing that from happening again!
|
17 |
3.65 |
- |
| 31 |
Cray |
the howler growler
|
17 |
3.41 |
- |
| 32 |
Amber |
home remedy for incontinence
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(2)
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Umm, I'm not quite sure how this would remedy incontinence...it makes me not want to use the toilet.
(Michelle - Nov 7, 2005 09:57:52 AM)
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Well, that depends doesn't it... I mean if it makes you practice holding it, it could work - kinda...
(Karin - Nov 9, 2005 02:18:45 PM)
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17 |
3.24 |
- |
| 33 |
Jonathan |
Pollock cure for diarrhea?
|
17 |
2.94 |
- |
| 34 |
Brent |
There ARE easier ways of getting a red toilet seat.
|
18 |
2.61 |
- |
November 7-13, 2005
