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 November 14-20, 2005 |
Week 6 of 13 | Contest 3
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This is Michelle down in Cedar City behind her grandparent's house. She was a good sport and agreed to let me take this shot. :) |
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Congratulations to this week's winner:
Ryan Rawlings
The results are automatically reflected on the Power Ranking page. Be sure to
come back on Monday for a new Photo of the Week and new contest!
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Ryan |
Sure I'll shave your back, Lane.
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he asked?! man, ask michelle has gone WAY to far.
(Brian - Nov 14, 2005 10:29:51 AM)
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Nice work, Ryan. Haven't seen you on for awhile...instant impact! :)
(Lane - Nov 18, 2005 12:56:29 AM)
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Ryan's starting to win contests!?! OH Fetch! Did you write this while you were "The On"?
(Brent - Nov 18, 2005 01:21:46 AM)
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I haven't been on in a while... too busy. With a base like this though, I might have to make some time so that I can get a shot at the fame and fortune that comes from winning a quarterly POTW contest!
(Ryan - Nov 18, 2005 12:11:37 PM)
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fame, yes. fortune...
(Brian - Nov 18, 2005 09:17:42 PM)
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19 |
6.21 |
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Mike K |
What did Lane do to incur the wrath of Michelle?
a) Refused one of Grandma's brownies (multiple-choice tests always have at least one 'gimme' wrong answer).
b) Read every sign from Provo to Cedar City with a whistling lisp.
c) Said something insensitive and tactless.
d) Took her on a hike where she suffered a severe concussion.
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Or perhaps told her to take a hike, tactlessly, with a whistling lisp.
(Brent - Nov 14, 2005 06:37:53 PM)
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Nice Brent. LOL
(Michael - Nov 15, 2005 12:41:50 AM)
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Oh, man...Lane and his whistling lisp...I can't drive past a Philips 66 anymore without hearing that in my head!
(Michelle - Nov 15, 2005 03:29:22 PM)
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Silly sally sells sea shells by the sea shore!
(Casey - Nov 15, 2005 03:47:43 PM)
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Wait, I'm confused... was it Lane that was tactless here, or the hike?
(Ryan - Nov 18, 2005 12:15:53 PM)
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Both, of course
(Brent - Nov 18, 2005 03:14:20 PM)
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I had a feeling this one is mikes, since our last road trip last weekend...
(Casey - Nov 18, 2005 05:28:13 PM)
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19 |
5.89 |
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Lane |
Michelle with a big scythe would play,
Until that calamitous day,
When she swung it around
And in horror she found,
She'd lopped off her grandpa's toupee.
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5.79 |
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Lane |
Michelle prepares for her solo morning jog: "It's not as convenient as a little bottle of mace...but it takes care of the problem permanently...if you know what I'm sayin'..."
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5.68 |
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Doug |
Sure, I killed my cheating, good-for-nothin, lazy a$$ boyfriend. And now I have to cut YOU down. But I have good news... I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by swithing to Geico.
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5.55 |
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Mike K |
"Fine Lane, I'll hold this damn thing so you can get a picture for your precious photo of the week!"
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Not a bad reenactment. :)
(Lane - Nov 14, 2005 12:02:18 PM)
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Ya, maybe add a sound effect.
(William - Nov 14, 2005 12:05:46 PM)
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LOL!! Maybe some cricket, or chicken sound effects
(Casey - Nov 14, 2005 01:27:44 PM)
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You're right, Lane--that is a good reenactment. Too bad there's not a photo of you trying to start a conversation with my grandpa...
"Do you like Shakespeare?" "What???" "Do you like the Festival?" "WHAT???"
(Michelle - Nov 14, 2005 01:56:15 PM)
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lol...that's funny! i think grandpa heard and understood lane just fine but was just giving him a hard time.
(Mike K - Nov 14, 2005 03:15:34 PM)
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Lane's Next big project -- VIDEO OF THE WEEK!
(Michael - Nov 14, 2005 05:09:10 PM)
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5.53 |
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Mike K |
There's just something about women doing yardwork in thongs.
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the bastardization of the english language make everyday objects that much funnier. :)
(Brian - Nov 14, 2005 12:11:45 PM)
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Yeah thank goodness for bastardization!!!!!!
(Michael - Nov 14, 2005 05:07:35 PM)
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I was rooting for this one.
(Michael - Nov 18, 2005 10:09:06 AM)
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5.53 |
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Doug |
"What I got here is an antique 1820 scythe with a 24in razor sharp tempered steel blade mounted to custom curved, five foot, hand carved, northern white ash long handle with a controlling offshoot handle for optimum leverage and maximum torque through every swing. [spitting chew] Now, you want to see my rake?!"
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Was this inspired from the 'boomstick' in Army of Darkness? I like! =)
(Mike K - Nov 15, 2005 10:44:07 AM)
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Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?!
(Mike K - Nov 15, 2005 10:45:30 AM)
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5.50 |
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Mike K |
Next, on 60 Minutes: Into the backyard of a serial killer. We'll discuss her obsession with growing large vegetables and the horrific extremes she went to.
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5.47 |
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Brian |
In an attempt to improve PR, the grim reaper ditches the black cloak, starts wearing flip-flops and pajama pants, and changes her name to the "glad reaper"
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5.42 |
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Amy M |
Go ahead, say I'm twitternated one more time.
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I'm pretty sure only lane uses the term "twitternated"
(Brian - Nov 14, 2005 12:08:46 PM)
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it could just be catching on...??
(Mike K - Nov 14, 2005 12:09:31 PM)
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true, but I stand by my guess...
(Brian - Nov 14, 2005 12:12:42 PM)
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unless it's YOU, mike...
(Brian - Nov 14, 2005 12:13:32 PM)
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isn't it twitterpated...from "Bambi"
(Julie H - Nov 14, 2005 12:20:58 PM)
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What the heck does that even mean? To be twitternated?
(Nate - Nov 14, 2005 12:21:55 PM)
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I believe "twitternated" is a morphological blending of "twitterpated" from bambi, to answer julies question, and "Nate", meaning "twitterpated with Nate" to answer Nate's question.
(Brian - Nov 14, 2005 12:42:43 PM)
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Shouldn't you Nate of all people know what twitternated means? Twitternated = twitterpated for Nate.
(Michael - Nov 14, 2005 12:44:28 PM)
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Dag Brian! You got to it before me. Much better answered too. I wish I could delete mine.
(Michael - Nov 14, 2005 12:45:51 PM)
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5.16 |
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Lane |
"My conversion to Amish was smooth...unfortunately I can't say the same about my legs anymore."
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5.16 |
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Lane |
Michelle, Michelle, lookin' like hell
How does your garden grow?
Medieval arms and quaint little farms
And cucumbers all in a row.
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5.11 |
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Michael |
Michelle, when it says in the scriptures to "Thrust in your sickle" it really isn't being literal.
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I was just thinking that this picture was a pretty accurate metaphor for my performance as a missionary... :)
(Michelle - Nov 15, 2005 03:30:35 PM)
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I'm sorry... Did we not serve in the same mission? Or is there something I missed out on???? ;) Or maybe I just wasn't as amazing as a missionary as you.... LOL
(Karin - Nov 15, 2005 04:45:25 PM)
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5.11 |
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Michelle |
Those damn rabbits ain't gonna eat none o' my cabbages no more!
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That would be a really funny site. The rabbit fleeing as she swings and misses over and over again.
(Michael - Nov 16, 2005 09:50:30 AM)
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5.00 |
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Brian |
oh, you wanna ask me a question, do you? I got your answer right here.
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4.95 |
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Morgan |
Come here and tell me I'm fat. I dare you.
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4.90 |
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Brent |
Though her mood meter was reading "PMS", John Doe decided to go ahead and "Ask Michelle" anyway, having no idea that this was waiting at the other end. And, folks, you already know the rest of this sad tale.
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4.89 |
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Steve |
HO, HO, HO... no wait, that's not the Jolly Green Giant, its a PMS-y grim reaper of death!
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4.60 |
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Amy M |
My application photo to "Be Part of Children of the Corn."
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4.53 |
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Joel |
Death takes up gardening
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EXCELLENT!!!
(Casey - Nov 15, 2005 09:45:52 PM)
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4.53 |
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William |
No, I said I need a Hoe!
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4.47 |
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Doug |
I call it my "Don't F#$@ with me!" Stick...I don't leave home without it.
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4.45 |
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Michael |
Gardening can be fun... if you have the right equiptment.
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4.42 |
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Karin |
Michelle is thinking about what to do to the Goat after he once again tried to eat her pigtails!
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4.42 |
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Brian |
I call it: "American Gothic strikes back"
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http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/sisterwendy/works/ame.html
(Anonymous - Nov 14, 2005 10:35:30 AM)
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Kind of like. Gothic American Feminist.
(Michael - Nov 15, 2005 11:30:38 AM)
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if this were a POTW comprized of all circa 1930's art historians, I'm sure this would have won. :)
(Brian - Nov 18, 2005 08:58:11 AM)
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4.32 |
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Michael |
Why do girls in a garden look so sexy?! Oh wait...aaah I take that back.
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Oh, come on now--you don't think that scrubs and a bad case of morning face are sexy??? :)
(Michelle - Nov 14, 2005 03:59:30 PM)
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It must depend on the situation. I mean morning face could be sexy... depending on the morning and the situation.
(Michael - Nov 15, 2005 02:50:04 PM)
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19 |
4.26 |
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Casey |
This picture OBIVOUSLY didn't get published in Martha Stewarts book "Gardening 101."
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4.26 |
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Michael |
hmmm, An Idea for next halloween... because let's be honest, this pic is scary.
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4.11 |
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Jonathan |
Why so grim?
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4.00 |
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William |
This is my new boyfriend "Freddy"
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4.00 |
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Brent |
Lane Pollock in the hit movie of the fall, The GrimShawShank redemption.
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4.00 |
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Casey |
Peter Rabbit finally met the evil dreaded Mrs. Mcgregor!!
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4.00 |
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Karin |
Lane took the picture and this is the explanation why he is now no where to be found... - and people just thought she was doing yard work!
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3.95 |
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Julie H |
At this moment Michelle realizes that her fascination with Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear the Reaper" has become an obsession.
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I got a fever! and the only perscription is more cowbell!
(Brian - Nov 15, 2005 09:16:04 PM)
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19 |
3.74 |
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Doug |
Local second amendment activist, and card carrying NRA member, Michelle, shows off her new acquisition from the gun show...
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3.65 |
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Cray |
We're in Cedar City so let's play.
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3.58 |
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Karin |
Once again Michelle had been a bad girl and got send to do yard work as a punishment... "I hated yard work as a little girl - and I still do!"
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3.53 |
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Karin |
Michelle is the grim reaper???
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Actually, people used to call my brother The Grim Reaper (you know, because of our last name). And since I was his sister, they called me Sister Reaper, which I always thought sounded like a two-bit metal band. "Live at the Utah State Fairpark--SISTER REAPER!!!"
(Michelle - Nov 15, 2005 10:08:26 AM)
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I'm sorry Michelle... that just doesn't sound as good as you want it too...
(Karin - Nov 15, 2005 04:47:56 PM)
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no sugar-coatin' it eh karin? =)
(Mike K - Nov 16, 2005 09:06:55 AM)
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was it supposed to sound good? and no, karin doesn't sugar coat--she's danish, after all... :)
(Michelle - Nov 16, 2005 09:14:21 AM)
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mmmm Sugar coated Danish....
http://twiggs.org/images/1920-cheese-danish.jpg
(Michael - Nov 16, 2005 09:39:27 AM)
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yeah... sugar coated Danish is real good.. and you should try the real thing...
And no... I say the things as they are... I don't sugar coat anything... I'm danish... LOL
(Karin - Nov 16, 2005 12:56:53 PM)
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3.32 |
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