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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
| 1 |
Lane |
"Okay, I'm heading to Walgreens...did you want Midol Cramps & Body Aches, or the Extended Relief Formula? Whoa, tell you what, I'll just get whatever they have..."
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(4)
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Oh, sure! Lane wins again. This is begining to get a bit fishy. Has Nephi been voting again???....just kidding....nice job Lane.
(Nate - Dec 2, 2005 09:41:15 AM)
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O'Doyle rules! :) J/K
(Lane - Dec 2, 2005 09:56:31 AM)
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How come you know so much about the different Midol formulations, Lane? Do you have a secret girlfriend who frequently has really bad cramps? :)
(Michelle - Dec 2, 2005 03:48:48 PM)
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Haven't you heard of MPMS? :) Actually, www.midol.com proved very helpful in my research...
(Lane - Dec 2, 2005 04:11:31 PM)
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16 |
6.69 |
- |
| 2 |
Michelle |
Kylie: "Hey, Jessie! How did your Botox appointment...HOLY CRAP!...I mean, ummm...you look, umm...huh..."
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16 |
6.62 |
- |
| 3 |
Nate |
BRIAN! For the last time-- I do not want to go "hang out" with you at Temple Square!!
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16 |
5.88 |
- |
| 4 |
Brent |
Jessie reacts after being called the new "guy" for the ten-thousandth time.
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16 |
5.81 |
- |
| 5 |
Anonymous |
"Time heals all things... except these crazy eyes."
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17 |
5.47 |
- |
| 6 |
Nate |
This is actually Lane when he does not get his Mountain Dew fix.
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(1)
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Sorry there's no way this could be me...I don't have a grey shirt with long sleeves...
(Lane - Nov 28, 2005 10:06:27 AM)
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16 |
5.31 |
- |
| 7 |
Jeff T |
Jessie: Ooh, if you EVER show that picture to anybody, I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish.
Brian: Don't worry, Kylie and I will make sure NOBODY ever sees it.
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16 |
5.25 |
- |
| 8 |
David |
Kylie, I knew that playing Demon Quest was going to get to you.
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17 |
5.18 |
- |
| 9 |
Nate |
Everyone stop calling me Kylie!!!
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16 |
5.12 |
- |
| 10 |
Lane |
Photographer: "Oh man, if looks could kill..." (cough) "What the...?" (hands grabbing throat) (hack & wheeze) (thud).
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16 |
5.12 |
- |
| 11 |
Brian |
jessi: a proud owner of a brand new tack toilet seat.
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(2)
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Nice cross-week reference. I think this one would have done a lot better but some voters probably didn't understand...
(Lane - Dec 2, 2005 09:58:28 AM)
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I was doing really well for like 90% of the time, but the last 2 votes hit me hard. too bad.
(Brian - Dec 2, 2005 10:02:50 AM)
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16 |
5.06 |
- |
| 12 |
Michelle |
"I like your wig, Jessie--you look like a medieval warrior."
"This is my real hair, you jerk!"
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16 |
5.06 |
- |
| 13 |
Brent |
This is one of those gruesome pictures they show you in first-aid class of various diseases and injuries. The title "Stepped on rusty nail, forgot tetanus shot."
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16 |
4.88 |
- |
| 14 |
Michael |
When you see females making angry faces like this, you are glad you don't have a girlfriend.
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(1)
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AMEN!
(Brent - Nov 30, 2005 11:57:37 AM)
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16 |
4.81 |
- |
| 15 |
Brian |
NO BOTHER! ME MAKE POWERPOINT!
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16 |
4.69 |
- |
| 16 |
Brent |
Jessie thinking 'Here comes that cute guy from customer service, don't fart now, don't fart now...'
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16 |
4.69 |
- |
| 17 |
Brian |
oh, Jessi, I'm gonna need you to come in tomorrow... so if you could be in at around 9, that would be great, mkay? oh, oh, and I almost forgot... I'm also gonna need you to come in on sunday, mkay?
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(1)
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oh and...we need to talk about your TPS reports...did you get the memo?
(Lane - Nov 28, 2005 01:21:49 PM)
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16 |
4.62 |
- |
| 18 |
Michael |
I AM RUNNING LOW ON STICKY NOTES!!!
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16 |
4.50 |
- |
| 19 |
Lane |
"Yeah, apparently the new girl is some kind of feminazi...check this out. Hey Jessie...Rush Limbaugh!"
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16 |
4.38 |
- |
| 20 |
Jeff T |
Me? Psycho? What gave you that impression?
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16 |
4.31 |
- |
| 21 |
Brent |
"All this work your giving me is making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
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(1)
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I'm wondering if people didn't make the hulk connection with this one...or just didn't like it...I thought it was funny...
(Lane - Dec 2, 2005 10:01:06 AM)
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16 |
4.31 |
- |
| 22 |
David |
Users, sometimes it is better to just let them make their own mistakes instead of trying to give them advice.
|
17 |
4.24 |
- |
| 23 |
Karin |
Do NOT disturb me while trying to hack my way into Brians computer!
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16 |
4.19 |
- |
| 24 |
Cray |
All sixteen hundred wedding invitation addresses I saved last night are gone.
|
16 |
4.12 |
- |
| 25 |
Ryan |
Reseachers have spent the last year studying Mac users in their native environments. This is "Kylie", the clan's Alpha-female.
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(5)
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this is actually "jessie". Kylie took the picture.
(Brian - Nov 28, 2005 09:07:34 AM)
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I've heard of Alpha-male and Alpha-bitch, but not alpha-female. Were you just trying to get the more politically correct version out there?
(David - Nov 28, 2005 09:11:25 AM)
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and the joke's on YOU, pal. thats a windows machine.
(Brian - Nov 28, 2005 09:12:58 AM)
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She may be typing on a pc, but that's an apple in the background.
(Anonymous - Nov 28, 2005 10:03:35 AM)
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I LOVE Alpha-Bitch! It's my favorite cereal! I eat it every day.
(Michelle - Nov 28, 2005 10:22:47 PM)
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17 |
4.12 |
- |
| 26 |
Amy M |
Holy Garbanzo Beans! Was that a tack I just sat on? Or was it the ugly stick?
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(7)
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ouch! i'm scared for any picture with me in it to go up as potw now. tough crowd!
(Mike K - Nov 29, 2005 02:14:51 PM)
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Hey Brian, have you shown this to Jessie?
(Lane - Nov 29, 2005 02:17:46 PM)
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yes, but this particular caption was not up yet...
she pretty excited to be the POTW though. she's a long time fan of the site.
(Brian - Nov 29, 2005 04:50:08 PM)
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Cool. Maybe not anymore though. :) I'm sure she's a good sport...
(Lane - Nov 29, 2005 11:54:22 PM)
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Amy, looks like you fell victim to the many people with no sense of humour who vote on POTW. This caption was dang funny.
(Brent - Dec 2, 2005 12:13:43 AM)
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I am with you Brent...this one was my favorite this week.
(Nate - Dec 2, 2005 12:23:40 AM)
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Gee thanks guys, you are too kind. You saved me, just in time, from throwing in the towel.
(Amy M - Dec 2, 2005 10:08:06 AM)
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16 |
4.00 |
- |
| 27 |
Lane |
As her coworkers run in horror, Jessie has a flashback to her childhood...
Jessie's mom: "Remember, if you make a bad face long enough it will stick that way forever..."
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16 |
3.94 |
- |
| 28 |
Cray |
That damn downloader trojan horse is back.
|
16 |
3.94 |
- |
| 29 |
William |
I don't have a drinking problem!!!
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16 |
3.88 |
- |
| 30 |
Michael |
The evil face of a hacker.
|
16 |
3.81 |
- |
| 31 |
Steve |
the opening scene from "The Exorcism of Emily Rose"
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17 |
3.65 |
- |
| 32 |
Jonathan |
I'm not mad, I just look mad when I wear periwinkle.
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(1)
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Periwinkle? Someone obviously never graduated past the 24-color box of crayons.
(Michelle - Nov 29, 2005 10:40:06 AM)
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17 |
3.53 |
- |
| 33 |
Karin |
If you don't get out of my room right now....
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16 |
3.50 |
- |
| 34 |
Jonathan |
What do you mean tomorrow is pajama day?
|
17 |
3.47 |
- |
| 35 |
Cray |
I hate Isaiah, but I will finish the Book of Mormon by the end of the year.
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16 |
3.31 |
- |
November 28-December 4, 2005
