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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
| 1 |
Brian |
SH, SH, SH, stop. now listen carefully. you did NOT see mommy kissing Santa Claus, ok?
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Do you mean SH, SH, SH, like you have a stutter and you are going to say shower? Or SHH, SHH, SHH like you want someone to be quiet?
(Anonymous - Dec 7, 2005 07:30:57 PM)
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Yes, because the ambiguity of the context of this caption make both possibilities equally sensible.
(Brian - Dec 7, 2005 11:18:31 PM)
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But wouldn't a stuttering person trying to say "stop" start with "st, st, st"? Unless it was Sean Connery: "Shtop, children". :)
(Lane - Dec 8, 2005 12:25:29 AM)
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you did not see mommy kissing sh sh st santa clause
(Michael - Dec 8, 2005 11:19:50 AM)
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Nice work, Brian. I wasn't able to leave a cap this time around (didn't get back from Canada until after midnight on Tues.) and I felt a creative void all week. :(
(Lane - Dec 9, 2005 11:11:16 AM)
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22 |
6.32 |
- |
| 2 |
David |
Behold, the poster children for birth control!
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(4)
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1639343011054487082&q=Zazoo+Condoms
(Michael - Dec 5, 2005 01:34:49 PM)
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lol...that's awesome michael...that video clip was the first thing i thought of too when i read this caption.
(Mike K - Dec 5, 2005 05:16:43 PM)
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yeah, it took some time for me to find it but i just had to post it.
(Michael - Dec 5, 2005 05:33:18 PM)
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Classic.
(Lane - Dec 7, 2005 05:59:03 PM)
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22 |
6.00 |
- |
| 3 |
Michael |
"The favorite thing about my job is the chance to make children happy." -St. Nick
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22 |
5.64 |
- |
| 4 |
Amy M |
Don't worry kids. Rudolph tasted great and we'll get a new one.
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(1)
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Yummm venison.
(Michael - Dec 8, 2005 11:25:35 AM)
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22 |
5.41 |
- |
| 5 |
Brent |
Santa just whispered "Tommy, Jane, I am your father."
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(1)
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That is just scary on so many different levels.
(Michael - Dec 8, 2005 11:26:18 AM)
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22 |
5.41 |
- |
| 6 |
Brent |
These two young Cougar fans react at seeing a man dressed all up in red and white.
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There is only one flaw in your hypothesis. Both of the children are wearing red. And look at the boys red hands. Unless plaid and a red something on her shirt don't count. I have no idea. Don't keep up much about the BYU / UTAH rivalry.
(Michael - Dec 8, 2005 11:23:06 AM)
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The little boy's hand DOES look awfully red. Maybe a bloody hand has something to do with his mood...?
(Lane - Dec 8, 2005 11:29:31 AM)
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22 |
5.32 |
- |
| 7 |
Michael |
Ebenezer Scrooge's childhood memories.
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22 |
5.27 |
- |
| 8 |
Mike K |
Santa (Bob Williams) curses the day his wife demanded new counter tops and told him to find a way to earn some extra cash.
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22 |
5.23 |
- |
| 9 |
Brian |
Santa:NO! Stop crying! I said Xbox! not smallpox!
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22 |
5.18 |
- |
| 10 |
Danene |
Is that a green plush chair Santa's sitting on...or a THRONE OF LIES?!?
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Santa's throne seems a bit "tacky" Get it? Throne? tacky? It's another joke about the weird toilet seat! Ha Ha Ha!
(Ryan - Dec 7, 2005 05:03:59 AM)
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Ryan, sorry, but that was (with emphasis) terrible.
(Brent - Dec 8, 2005 12:41:07 AM)
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I liked it. Especially after the earlier comments. I just wonder how long until the tack toilett seat jokes will go away.
My roommate and I saw a poster of the "Work and the Glory" the other day. We looked at each other and laughed.
(Michael - Dec 8, 2005 11:18:39 AM)
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22 |
5.09 |
- |
| 11 |
Steve |
sigh, Christmas just isn't the same without kids.
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yeah, It is much much better.
(Michael - Dec 8, 2005 11:53:02 PM)
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23 |
5.09 |
- |
| 12 |
Kylie |
It used to be fun when their parents said that Santa looked a lot like grandpa...but grandpa died two weeks ago. So why is he in the mall?!?!
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22 |
5.05 |
- |
| 13 |
Kylie |
The application had said Santa's little helper...at the moment, old George wonders if it had actually said "Satan's little helper."
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22 |
4.95 |
- |
| 14 |
Danene |
Santa realizes with sudden alarm that he should have purchased the name-brand absorbent protection for his mild incontinence.
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22 |
4.95 |
- |
| 15 |
Brent |
These two kids express their disappointment. You see, they thought they were going to see Dumbledore.
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22 |
4.91 |
- |
| 16 |
Mike K |
Santa's the only one who doesn't see the tarantula on her head.
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Well, I was going through the archive and saw this caption and it's the first caption that has made me laugh out loud. Nice Job Mike K
(Mark - May 26, 2006 11:21:43 AM)
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22 |
4.77 |
- |
| 17 |
Kylie |
What's weird is that all three of them are wearing diapers...and all three of them need to be CHANGED!!
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22 |
4.77 |
- |
| 18 |
Mike K |
I'd be wailing, too, if my mom dressed me in dorky clothes and handed me over to some stranger!
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22 |
4.73 |
- |
| 19 |
David |
"You kids are going to have a fun Christmas wether you like it or not, now sit on Santa's lap and smile for mommy, Damn'it!"
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22 |
4.68 |
- |
| 20 |
Brian |
ugh! I need another eggnog... extra rum.
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FYI, I did NOT post this!
(William - Dec 6, 2005 01:12:34 PM)
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SUUURE william....we believe you!
(Mike K - Dec 6, 2005 01:37:50 PM)
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I would've said Foster's, not rum! ummmm
(William - Dec 6, 2005 02:27:48 PM)
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unfortunately, eggnog is made with rum, not fosters, so I'm not sure that would fly quite as well.
(Brian - Dec 6, 2005 09:04:56 PM)
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Nice, Brian. Nice.
(Kylie - Dec 6, 2005 09:31:48 PM)
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after the first gallon of eggnog Foster's works just as good.
(William - Dec 7, 2005 11:27:38 AM)
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Fosters? Well if I still was a drinking man, I would go for the Yagermeister over Fosters.
(Casey - Dec 8, 2005 11:41:56 AM)
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22 |
4.68 |
- |
| 21 |
Mike K |
I think these internet savvy kids recognize this guy from the sex offender website they recently checked out.
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22 |
4.68 |
- |
| 22 |
William |
More eggnog for the kids!
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22 |
4.59 |
- |
| 23 |
Amy E |
Come on Lolla, cry louder and starts the tears going, trust me it works every time, the sympathy votes means more presents. MUUUHHHHAAA
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22 |
4.50 |
- |
| 24 |
Leslie |
"Okay kids, time to go home. Say goodbye to Santa"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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22 |
4.50 |
- |
| 25 |
Ryan |
Cindy and Lindy-loo Who actually preferred the Grinch.
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22 |
4.50 |
- |
| 26 |
Michelle |
"WE WANT PROZAC FOR CHRISTMAS!!!"
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22 |
4.45 |
- |
| 27 |
David |
I think all children are afraid of men with Michel Jackson gloves.
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22 |
4.36 |
- |
| 28 |
Ryan |
Yes, Virginia...there is a Santa Claus--and he's bloody scary.
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22 |
4.36 |
- |
| 29 |
William |
Amber Alert!
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22 |
4.32 |
- |
| 30 |
Joel |
Due to Joel and Brent's failure to pay rent Lane had to find a side job this Christmas.
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22 |
4.32 |
- |
| 31 |
Danene |
Don’t cry, children—the abominable snowman from “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” frightens Santa Claus, too. But wouldn’t you agree that the song sung by that mustachioed snowman is a catchy little ditty?
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22 |
4.27 |
- |
| 32 |
Amy M |
Somebody get this guy a breath mint, it's horrible, smells of rotten eggs and cheese.
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22 |
4.18 |
- |
| 33 |
Amy M |
Keep screaming like that and I'll drop you from my sleigh.
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22 |
4.18 |
- |
| 34 |
Nate |
Mom!! Santa is saying that Teletubbies are just people in costumes.
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22 |
4.18 |
- |
| 35 |
Brent |
"Shut up kids, or I'm bringing you a tack toilet seat for Christmas."
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The tack toilet seat was a hit huh.
(Michael - Dec 6, 2005 05:39:32 PM)
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yeah, Coal just doesn't do the trick anymore.
(Michael - Dec 6, 2005 05:43:25 PM)
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I like Ortho Evra so you never get to this point, but the tack seat also works.
(William - Dec 6, 2005 08:20:35 PM)
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22 |
4.18 |
- |
| 36 |
Michael |
Santa: "Yeah, I have that effect on Children."
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22 |
4.14 |
- |
| 37 |
Kylie |
Check out the guy in the background. Wife beater and shoulder straps? I think it's safe to say the only ones who know what's really going on are the children...
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22 |
4.09 |
- |
| 38 |
Amy M |
Because you kids have been so bad this year, with your screaming, temper tantrums and whining, I am getting you a divorce of your parents.
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22 |
3.91 |
- |
| 39 |
Karin |
Mommy, mommy!!! He says we haven't been good and that he won't bring us presents!!!
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22 |
3.86 |
- |
| 40 |
Nate |
And then somebody farted. Or maybe somebody just did.
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I still think fart jokes are funny. Nice twist on it this time.
(Nate - Dec 6, 2005 08:48:54 PM)
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low brow comedy does not impress me.
CHEERS!
(Anonymous - Dec 7, 2005 11:40:43 AM)
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You have to use a fancy word like "incontinence" if you plan on a respectable finish when you use potty humor. :)
(Lane - Dec 7, 2005 06:05:57 PM)
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all I can say about this one is that It wasn't me!
(Ryan - Dec 7, 2005 11:11:06 PM)
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It wasn't me either. Since it doesn't seem like Nate OR Ryan we have a new contributor.
(Brent - Dec 8, 2005 12:43:44 AM)
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Or not. :)
(Lane - Dec 9, 2005 11:07:26 AM)
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Nate threw us off by tooting his own horn. Tough luck dude, I thought this cap was funny.
(Brent - Dec 9, 2005 02:01:39 PM)
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You said toot...
(Lane - Dec 9, 2005 03:02:46 PM)
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22 |
3.27 |
- |
| 41 |
Nate |
STOP TOUCHING ME THERE FAT MAN!!!!
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(1)
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now that's inappropriate
(Anonymous - Dec 6, 2005 01:36:56 PM)
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22 |
3.09 |
- |
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