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December 19-25, 2005

Week 11 of 13 | Contest 3

Photo Info:

Ho ho ho...and stuff. This one is pretty self-explanatory. * NEW * Now you can leave comments about the photo, works just like the caption comments. Check it out ->

PHASE: Contest has Ended!

Congratulations to this week's winner:
Mike Kniephof

The results are automatically reflected on the Power Ranking page. Be sure to come back on Monday for a new Photo of the Week and new contest!

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Name

Caption

Votes

Average

Mike K

“Divorce papers? It's what I've ALWAYS wanted!”

» (4)

6.00

Lane

"It's that new spray-on tanning stuff, honey...now when we go out in public you'll never be mistaken for Michael Jackson again!"

5.61

Mike K

Of course she's acting surprised and delighted. Freaky boyfriend will snap her neck if he's not pleased with her reaction!

5.44

Kylie

(so THAT's what I bought her...)

5.39

Kylie

(what creepy people give for Christmas):
"...and so I had Nemo freeze-dried and framed so we can remember him how he really was. Forever.........."

5.39

Lane

(gasp) "Camo-pattern lingerie...it's perfect!"

5.28

Kylie

Yes. That's right. He's safe...for now. And if you agree to marry me, little Timmy will keep all of his fingers. Minus the one. And the half of the other one. He will in fact have just the 8 fingers left.

» (11)

This one is awesome if you read it like it's from a Monty Python sketch! Seriously. Do it. British accent and all.

(Kylie - Dec 20, 2005 10:43:51 PM)

Nope. Still not funny.

(Nate - Dec 21, 2005 07:01:01 PM)

Whatever. It's at #6, so apparently someone thinks it is!

(Kylie - Dec 22, 2005 09:49:08 AM)

I keep wondering why most of the comments are saying that her look is a negative one?? I think she looks excited.

(Michael - Dec 22, 2005 10:42:34 AM)

It's not really her look. It's HIS. And the way he is holding her shoulders, like he's manipulating her or attacking her or something! If he didn't look so creepy, the captions would probably have been totally different.

(Kylie - Dec 22, 2005 11:22:50 AM)

Yeah I guess there is NO way he could be showing affection.

(Michael - Dec 22, 2005 01:54:37 PM)

Oh, Michael. He could be showing affection. And I'm sure he's just a fabulously nice man. It's just more fun to write captions about him being scary, or goofy, or creepy, etc.

(Kylie - Dec 22, 2005 02:10:50 PM)

Oh I see now. Negitives are more fun.

(Michael - Dec 22, 2005 03:05:23 PM)

Are you the guy in the picture or something? You seem very touchy about this issue.

(Kylie - Dec 22, 2005 06:06:43 PM)

No It is just that I saw it as a positive and so now I am bitter becuase I picked up last place. oh well. That is how it all goes.

(Michael - Dec 23, 2005 09:23:04 AM)

Yeah, I sucked it up in last place last week. But you got 8th, too, so you ended up with 8.7.

(Kylie - Dec 23, 2005 09:35:25 AM)

5.28

Michael

Daddy wanted to give mommy her gift before the kids woke up. He wanted to avoid the questions that would surely arise.

5.22

Joel

Lingerie; the gift that keeps on giving.

» (11)

I have always wondered about that.... I mean ... Is that a gift more for the guy or more for the girl???

(Michael - Dec 20, 2005 03:27:33 PM)

(William - Dec 20, 2005 03:33:55 PM)

(I hate this thing)....I think its a gift for the floor!

(William - Dec 20, 2005 03:35:03 PM)

Its a gift for him...until you are asked to leave the store...

(William - Dec 20, 2005 03:36:44 PM)

I think you are right. It is a gift for him. But it is one of those really neat things that girls like it almost as much.

Is this true ladies? Do you like receiving Langerie???

(Michael - Dec 20, 2005 04:09:01 PM)

Oh, absolutely--especially those of us who are old and single and Mormon. Please, give us one more tangible reminder that we're not gettin' any.

(Michelle - Dec 20, 2005 04:55:56 PM)

Try being non-Mormon…and in ut….cedar city even. You should try going to an institute mixer….lots of great 21 year olds! works for me. Ha!

(William - Dec 20, 2005 07:22:32 PM)

Michelle the gift wouldn't be to say "You aren't getting any" it would be "You want some?" or maybe "Soon you will be needing these." Either way, you should be more positiive and hopeful.

(Michael - Dec 20, 2005 08:12:15 PM)

I'd say William is right: it's a gift for the floor. But it is a turn-on to be given lingerie. Just depends on how you go about it, boys. Good luck.

(Kylie - Dec 20, 2005 10:34:22 PM)

I'll say. Sometimes their boyfriends don't like it - but I love to give lingerie...and to receive it....hint hint.

(William - Dec 20, 2005 10:48:29 PM)

I'll say. Sometimes their boyfriends don't like it - but I love to give lingerie...and to receive it....hint hint.

(William - Dec 20, 2005 10:51:58 PM)

5.17

Brent

Proof that you CAN buy her love.

5.11

William

Oh! I thought you deleted those honeymoon pictures!

5.06

Amy M

Man: (Hopefully what I got her was subtle enough she won't know I'm trying to tell her something).

Woman: These pants are a size 00, honey you know I actually where a size 14.

5.06

Jordan H

One more breath of the sarin gas, and the other two presents will be all mine.

5.05

William

Wow...you framed your Picture of the Week....maybe you and Lane should be together....

5.00

Nate

Why does your Aunt Edna always send us velvet handcuffs and a whip?

5.00

Lane

"What's the matter? I went to Jared, just like you asked. He seemed a bit confused at first, but then smiled and assured me that cubic zirconia was all the rage among women these days..."

» (1)

4.94

Jordan H

SHEET MUSIC? You Bastard!

4.84

Lane

"It's a Piranha R6 semi-auto paintball gun with interchangeable threaded aluminum barrel and vertical feed. Now you can play Rambo with me 'n' the boys out in the woods! Well don't just sit there with your jaw all agape...say somethin'!"

4.78

Ryan

Ok honey,... breathe, breathe, breathe, TEAR! TEEAAAR! You're doing great... breathe, breathe, breathe...

4.72

William

This is a list of my demands… fulfill them and I won’t kill you.

4.50

Ryan

Honey, I don't care how cute it is...It scares the crap out of me, and it's going back.

4.50

Brent

Oh, the inside of this wrapping paper is even better than the outside, oh honey!

4.50

Karin

Her: "Oh honey... A new... box of detergent... Thank you - I think"

4.39

Kylie

A scene from the up-and-coming romance/horror/family attraction, "Love It or DIE: A Communist Christmas Story from Hell"

4.33

Karin

Her: "Look what my mom sent us! Tickets to go see her!"
Him (thinking): "Oh no! And I thought it couldn't get any worse! I wonder what excuses I can come up with this time!"

4.28

Mike K

A gift from the 'in-the-closet' husband.
"Honey, that's very thoughtful, but I'm really not into these types of magazines."

4.22

Brent

Oh, HONEY, it's so SPECIAL! Thanks SOOOO much! What is it?

» (1)

4.17

Nate

I can't believe you gave me a picture of my old boyfriend.

» (3)

4.17

Michael

Him: "YES! I'm getting some lovin tonight."

» (1)

4.17

Nate

If you're going to puke do it in this box!!

4.11

Mike K

Dork with dainty hands tries to win over hotty with man hands.

» (1)

4.06

Amy M

Gasp, you had muffin preserved with that "can't breath" look she had on her face when her leash accidentally became a noose.

3.94

Amy E

Our first family photo, Gerald and Beatrice look so cute. Who would have thought an iguana and rat would have become such good friends.

3.78

Amy E

Humm, wow, I really, don't know what to say . . . . . The thought behind this gift means a lot . . . yeah, uhhhmm, wow . . . . thanks.

3.56

Sommer

Almost there. . .here it comes. . . yes, yes, it's a girl.

3.50

Michael

"Ooooooohhh how CUUUUUUUTE"

2.83

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