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Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
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Lane |
"I don't know man, the road's kinda close and this is pretty steep."
"Relax dude, there's no WAY it could make it that far..."
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Somehow, this is so obvious it's funny.
(Ryan - Dec 28, 2005 05:25:41 PM)
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whats really funny about this is that this is exactly what happened. I didn't even concider this line of captions, since it's the actual story of the picture. lesson learned. :)
(Brian - Dec 30, 2005 11:27:17 AM)
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19 |
6.16 |
- |
| 2 |
Brian |
Redneck winter games presents "the idiotrod": sled dog racing, but with pickup trucks!
"Hit it Earl!"
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19 |
5.79 |
- |
| 3 |
Jordan H |
Jordan- hey Lane, can I borrow your sled?
Lane- yeah, just try to stay off the pavement.
Jordan- ok, no problem
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19 |
5.74 |
- |
| 4 |
Lane |
Eyes watering and with a slight grimace, Jordan finds out the hard way that using your fingers to brake is not nearly as effective on asphalt.
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19 |
5.68 |
- |
| 5 |
Michael |
It is amazing what we can talk Jordan into when the ladies are around..."Do it Jordy, it will totally impress her... yeah for sure... She will want you... Now get in and we'll..."
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leforge? he's got the coolest shades EVER.
(Brian - Dec 27, 2005 06:35:57 PM)
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You think? I always thought they kind of looked like one of those hair clip thingies that girls use...
(Lane - Dec 27, 2005 08:15:43 PM)
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true, but sometimes uncool things with a new twist become cool. and vise versa, for example:
guitars - cool
keyboards - cool
guitar style keyboards - gay
maybe it was just because boy george used them, but still...
(Brian - Dec 27, 2005 08:34:46 PM)
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by the way, the said "guitar style keyboard" is better known as a keytar, and you can learn all about it here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keytar
enjoy!
(Brian - Dec 27, 2005 08:46:18 PM)
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Let me help you out, Brian. :)
(Lane - Dec 27, 2005 08:59:52 PM)
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Is it wrong that I'm bugged you didn't spell it right? If you're going to make an accurate joke of it his name is Geordi La Forge. I shouldn't know this. *loathes self* This is why I don't caption.
(Allison - Dec 28, 2005 03:38:41 PM)
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what is so special about that, allison, is that I don't think that there was any episode of star trek where they actually spelled his name, so if you know how, it means either that you paid special attention to the cast credits, or that you have read *gasp* star trek literature! say it ain't so, allison!
(Brian - Dec 29, 2005 01:52:16 PM)
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*raises hand* Guilty. But Brian, it's worse than that. Not only do I have a small "Star Trek: The Next Generation" library, but I also have the limited edition Star Trek Interactive VCR Board Game!!! Wahaha!
(Allison - Dec 29, 2005 05:09:12 PM)
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19 |
5.63 |
- |
| 6 |
Lane |
Not even global warming could keep Jordan from his favorite activity.
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19 |
5.58 |
- |
| 7 |
Kylie |
Asphalt: the "new snow" this season
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19 |
5.47 |
- |
| 8 |
Jessi |
Someone should teach these city kids how to sled...
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19 |
5.26 |
- |
| 9 |
Ryan |
Jordan steadies his headlamp, prepared to play chicken with the next turkey who dares drive on HIS landing strip.
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Nice avian imagery there... very poetic.
(Anonymous - Dec 26, 2005 11:05:56 PM)
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19 |
5.26 |
- |
| 10 |
Kylie |
Even though all the snow has melted from the heat wave, Jordan decided he's paid his money for his sled; he will not be screwed...
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I wonder who this could be? :)
(Brian - Dec 27, 2005 07:56:11 AM)
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Yeah, me too. Who could this be?
(Kylie - Dec 27, 2005 04:49:22 PM)
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19 |
5.11 |
- |
| 11 |
David |
Ruba-dub-dub one man in a tub?
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better than two...
(Brian - Dec 27, 2005 06:33:21 PM)
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hahaha
(Kylie - Dec 27, 2005 08:12:11 PM)
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I'm just glad that he is wearing clothes for the demonstration.
(David - Dec 28, 2005 03:03:42 PM)
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19 |
5.11 |
- |
| 12 |
David |
Not to be out done by Mike's crazy antics, Jordan prepares to leave the starting line backwards.
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19 |
4.84 |
- |
| 13 |
William |
"Now if Lane could only get in touch with his inner reindeer powers….we would be flying."
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19 |
4.79 |
- |
| 14 |
Michael |
Send in your Jet Sled action shot and win one-million dollars. Here is last years winner.
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19 |
4.68 |
- |
| 15 |
Karin |
If you really have a death wish and want to kill yourself, then you should do it in a fun way... Sledding across the road is one way to do it...
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19 |
4.63 |
- |
| 16 |
David |
Practicing his paddling action, Jordan prepares to take his little boat out on the white water.
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19 |
4.53 |
- |
| 17 |
Ryan |
Jordan's photo finish victory in the asphalt sled paddle was always a hit with the ladies.
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19 |
4.47 |
- |
| 18 |
Kylie |
An action shot of the 2005 "Twit of the Year" gold medalist! Jordan beat all of the other contestants in the ultimate sledding competition by taking this brilliant shortcut across the Bangerter Highway.
(Note: the "Twit of the Year" is known to Americans only as a more special "Special Olympics".)
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19 |
4.47 |
- |
| 19 |
Amy E |
Jordon - "I guess stealing the engine from the snowmobile wasn't such a good idea after all. Next time we need something a bit more sediate like an Xterra engine."
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19 |
4.26 |
- |
| 20 |
Michael |
Jordan: "How do you stop this thing?!!!!!!!"
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19 |
4.16 |
- |
| 21 |
Lane |
Jordan tries his hand at the latest X-games rage: Nocturnal Sled Luge!
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19 |
4.05 |
- |
| 22 |
Kylie |
Yes! Of course it is very safe to do this without snow or ice- this is exactly how the Olympians train...No, turn around. Skeleton is head-first. Turn around so I can push you down this road while the...nevermind. Okay! 1 - 2 - 3!
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(Brian - Dec 27, 2005 07:57:01 AM)
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19 |
3.89 |
- |
| 23 |
Jordan H |
soak it in Jordan...soak it in.
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19 |
3.58 |
- |
| 24 |
Michael |
Evil Conevil is going to try soemthing he has never tried before. Just on the other side of the rode is a monster cliff that falls 3000 ft.
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complimentary spell check:
Conevil ----> Knievel
rode ----> road
(Brian - Dec 27, 2005 06:38:40 PM)
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Thank you. That one was bugging me too. I knew it was misspelled, but didn't have the drive to go look up the right spelling.
(Ryan - Dec 28, 2005 05:23:40 PM)
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Ditto Ryan
(Michael - Dec 28, 2005 11:48:39 PM)
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Hmmm... Guys like you can make me really scared to do captions... LOL
(Karin - Dec 29, 2005 08:56:41 AM)
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well, I wrote my original comment BEFORE the voting day, so as to give the caption writer ample time to fix the spelling mistakes by way of the "edit" button. so that he/she wouldn't have to look it up. it was not meant to make fun of the said author but to help him/her.
(Brian - Dec 29, 2005 10:28:19 AM)
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Oh I didn't actually take any offence... I just thought it was funny because I would have spelled it the exact same way... Conevil... because that's how it sounds if you say it out loud....
I just thought it was funny that you all were annoyed by it, and I hadn't even seen it... :D
(Karin - Dec 29, 2005 01:14:25 PM)
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19 |
3.47 |
- |
| 25 |
Karin |
Jordan, has no one ever told you that stealing your younger brother's sled is wrong? You know you're to old for that anyway...
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19 |
3.32 |
- |
| 26 |
Nate |
Hey Jordan. Nice headlamp.
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Great job Nate! how'd you pull this one off?
(Jordan - Dec 30, 2005 11:06:20 AM)
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19 |
3.05 |
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December 26, 2005-January 1, 2006
