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 January 2-8, 2006 |
Week 13 of 13 | Contest 3
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This is an upload from I don't know who, but it busted me up so I figured we'd bring home contest 3 with it. Whoever uploaded feel free to explain with a photo comment. |
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PHASE:
Rate the Captions!
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You can rate captions from 0(worst) to 10(best).
Simply click the number you wish to give for each caption and when you are finished click Submit.
Anonymous users are not allowed to rate captions. To become a member of the POTW, email me
at lpollock@xmission.com.
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Thank you, Anonymous, for voting!
Below you can see each caption's vote total, rating average, and the rating you
gave it.
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PHASE:
Contest has Ended!
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Congratulations to this week's winner:
Julie Harker
The results are automatically reflected on the Power Ranking page. Be sure to
come back on Monday for a new Photo of the Week and new contest!
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Caption |
Votes |
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You |
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Julie H |
Bob felt lucky to find a flying dog...until he realized that it wasn't house trained
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Congrats, Julie! Not only do you play matchmaker with Brian (and successfully so), you win first in POTW! You're pretty awesome.
(Kylie - Jan 6, 2006 12:54:34 PM)
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16 |
6.38 |
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Brent |
Brent, tired of Wudang's ceasless meowings outside his door at 4 AM, unleashes the ultimate anti-cat weapon.
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16 |
6.12 |
- |
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Lane |
"I know, boy, I know. They didn't understand Dumbo either. Now fly away from this evil place. Fly away, and NEVER LOOK BACK!!"
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16 |
6.00 |
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Lane |
Fortune teller: "You will go home tonight, Bob, and open your front door. If you see silverware doing the Cha-Cha on your kitchen table, you will have a long and prosperous life. However, if instead you see a beagle randomly floating about...you will surely die on the morrow."
Bob: "Yeah right. I knew this would be a waste of time..."
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16 |
5.56 |
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Kylie |
Ah, hell's bells!! Who let the dogs out?! Who? WHO?!?!?!
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16 |
5.56 |
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Brent |
Rover's owner here thought it was pretty cool when Rover was acting like a plane. He didn't think it was that cool, though, when Rover opened his bomb bay doors and let fly. Rover will be flying outside from now on.
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Total Jack Handy quote. I couldn't resist scoring this one high...
(Kylie - Jan 4, 2006 10:28:04 AM)
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Believe it or not, this is not a Jack Handy quote. I just pulled it from my warped mind. I'm quite flattered that you thought so though.
(Brent - Jan 6, 2006 01:56:48 PM)
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Seeing as I pretty much know all of the Jack Handy quotes, I realize this is not actually one of them. I was simply impressed by the likeness thereof. You're pretty great at writing Jack Handy-type captions.
(Kylie - Jan 7, 2006 10:04:36 PM)
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16 |
5.31 |
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| 7 |
Lane |
"Dude, what's the matter? We found out your dog could fly years ago..."
"I know, it's just...all this time I thought it was a GIRL dog."
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16 |
5.25 |
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Ryan |
Oh, you get used to the flying after a while...It's the damn wanky eye that still creeps me out.
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I've just got to say: your usage of the word "wanky" made all the difference in my scoring. Probably one of my new favorite words now.
(Kylie - Jan 4, 2006 10:29:44 AM)
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what does "wanky" mean anyways?
(Karin - Jan 4, 2006 03:17:19 PM)
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I looked it up on the wikipedia and on urban dictionary and niether one made any sense.
(Michael - Jan 4, 2006 03:35:12 PM)
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I've always called it "googly eye"...but I guess wanky works too. :)
(Lane - Jan 4, 2006 03:39:38 PM)
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I don't care WHAT wanky means; it totally works here.
(Kylie - Jan 4, 2006 04:01:50 PM)
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actually, when I first read it I thought that they meant "wonky" because I've heard that word before, and it's used the same way he used "wanky." I've never actually seen "wanky" before. Seems like an adjective form of "wanker" but that doesn't fit the cap at all.
(Brian - Jan 4, 2006 04:39:54 PM)
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Yeah, That is exactly what I found out in searching for a definition of wanky. Doesn't match at all. And kylie's right. The caption is still funny.
(Michael - Jan 4, 2006 04:49:40 PM)
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Oh the caption is hilarious, no doubt about it... I just didn't know the word... :D
(Karin - Jan 4, 2006 05:17:02 PM)
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Nw, this is you, right. 10 from me.
(Brent - Jan 4, 2006 11:26:29 PM)
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Get out the backscratcher radar folks. HAHAHAHA!
(Michael - Jan 4, 2006 11:53:49 PM)
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Sorry about that... wanky, wonky, yeah, they mean the same thing. Wanky eye=that weird eye that doesn't quite look in the same direction as the other one. Sorry. I'll look up my slang in the dictionary next time. :-)
(Anonymous - Jan 5, 2006 06:28:40 AM)
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It's also called a "north eye." We like to do it in our family pictures, but we don't tell my dad. Then he looks like the only normal one with a family of north-eyed idiots. Man, those are great pictures...
(Kylie - Jan 5, 2006 10:29:30 AM)
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This dog's name must be Ryan. For all of you who don't know, Ryan has a wanky eye, and he's the only one I've known that's called it "wanky". This doesn't stop him from being a (with emphasis) good fencer, though.
(Brent - Jan 6, 2006 01:55:29 PM)
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Oh, hey Ryan, just in case you didn't notice, I jumped ahead of you for the final contest standings.
(Brent - Jan 6, 2006 01:58:00 PM)
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16 |
4.94 |
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Jessi |
What are you doing taking pictures? I'm already in enough trouble with the humane society as it is.
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4.88 |
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Jessi |
I said heel, boy!
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16 |
4.88 |
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Michael |
The Antipaparazzi attack dog. Trained to attack with fury anyone with a camera.
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4.81 |
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Lane |
"Ma! Max got into the fairy dust again!"
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4.75 |
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Brent |
Welcome to Raul's wild Kingdom. Today's we're going to teach mutt's how to fly.
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4.69 |
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Kylie |
Nope! That ain't no pig, Margerie! And I ain't wearin' no nighty 'til PIG'S can fly!
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4.69 |
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Brent |
What's really cool is the sound he makes when he lands.
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4.56 |
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Michael |
"That's not flying...that's falling with style!" - Woody
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4.50 |
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William |
Recent global warming has really jacked with the human-pet ecosystem.
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4.12 |
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Kylie |
It worked on Peter Pan, and it works in Provo: same damn level of merry little thoughts (you can fly, you can fly!)
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4.06 |
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Ryan |
Robin: Holy Photoshop Batman! Look at that dog's shadow! It was never flying at all.
Batman: By Jorge, Robin, you're right! The question we've got to answer now is where the beagle in question really was when the photo was taken...
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so what was that dude really doing if he wasn't throwing the dog?
(Michael - Jan 3, 2006 04:07:37 PM)
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Maybe he's flipping a quarter across the room really angrily.
(Ryan - Jan 3, 2006 04:59:46 PM)
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Maybe dude is trying to give a "thumbs up" but he has Parkinson's Disease...?
(Lane - Jan 3, 2006 05:39:10 PM)
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Jorge, George; same difference.
(Kylie - Jan 3, 2006 06:50:59 PM)
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16 |
4.00 |
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Casey |
Coming to a screen near you Underdog in 3D!!
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16 |
4.00 |
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| 21 |
Jessi |
Hey! No where on the packaging does it say that this anti-gravity machine only works on dogs. Dumb Ebay.
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Jessi! I had no idea you had Ebay humor!
(Kylie - Jan 6, 2006 12:57:56 PM)
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16 |
3.94 |
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| 22 |
Michael |
WOW! Check out the wingspan.
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16 |
3.88 |
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| 23 |
Joel |
HAH! And they said I would never successfully cross a canine and a hare.
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16 |
3.81 |
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| 24 |
Jessi |
"If I had known that giving my dog a haircut would have produced the world's most lucrative sideshow act, I would have done it years ago. I guess I underestimated the weight of hair."
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3.81 |
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| 25 |
Kylie |
Quarterback Jim practices his dogpile techniques during the off-season: the true redneck way.
(Jim explains: "That's how come this here dog got them crazy eyes!")
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3.75 |
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Michelle |
Fly, damn you! FLY!!!
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By far my favorite.
(Christian - Jan 6, 2006 12:21:23 PM)
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16 |
3.69 |
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Ryan |
Down, Buster, DOWN!!
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3.69 |
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Doug |
{strong Mexican accent}
Today we are going to teach Beagles how to fly! Are we ready?! Are we syked?! 1..2..3..{arr, arr, arr, arr, THUD!} Oh MAAAAN!!
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Most people don't realize that the turtle is actually nature's suction cup! See, it sticks!
(Lane - Jan 3, 2006 11:26:45 AM)
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Isn't this a repeat of caption #2?
(Anonymous - Jan 3, 2006 11:12:30 PM)
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17 |
3.65 |
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| 29 |
William |
"Rover in training" - now he can pull Jordan in his new sled.
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3.62 |
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| 30 |
David |
Buster, the flying beagle, flees the mutant ready to tear off his genitalia with his teeth.
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3.50 |
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| 31 |
Karin |
"Is it a plane? Is it a bird? No! It's the flying dog!"
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I thought it might be a grassland or a savannah...
(Brian - Jan 2, 2006 12:40:34 PM)
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extra points for good edit button usage :)
(Brian - Jan 3, 2006 03:03:44 PM)
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Thanks for the extra points... I knew I had misspelled it as soon as I had shut down the computer, but I didn't have time to go back in and correct it... You were just faster than me... :D
(Karin - Jan 6, 2006 03:18:28 AM)
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Karin, I'd say this is quite the feat: all three of your captions last in line! I bet nobody has done this before. You should win something for this! I mean really, they're all at the end together! Mine are everywhere--how do you keep such unity?
(Kylie - Jan 6, 2006 12:52:52 PM)
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Oh it's very easy to do this... you just make a joke that any dane would thinks is hilarious funny and put it out here... It turns out that danish and american humor is very different, and I just can't seem to figure it out... But all my danish friends thought it was funny! But oh well...
(Karin - Jan 8, 2006 05:57:39 PM)
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16 |
3.19 |
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| 32 |
Karin |
Flying with style...
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16 |
2.62 |
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| 33 |
Karin |
"AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!! It's flying!!!!"
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2.25 |
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