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April 25-May 1, 2005
Week 4 of 13 | Contest 1

Photo Info: This is a pic of Brian Harker (POTW member "Brian") which was uploaded to the site. Judging by the attire I am assuming this is a photo from his mission in Hawaii.

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Brent Fredrickson

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Name Caption Votes Average You
1 Brent Elder Harker responds to the dear John he receives with this picture and the caption: "It's OK, I've found someone better looking anyway." Add a Comment View Comments» (3) 15 7.13 -
2 Michelle "Dude! You gotta come over here and try this! It tastes just like cow's milk!" Add a Comment View Comments» (3) 16 6.25 -
3 Lane Elder Harker was sick of beans and rice every at their next dinner appointment he led the family to the backyard and "suggested" a new menu item... Add a Comment 15 6.07 -
4 Lane He was skeptical at first, but since becoming a pig whisperer...Brian's never been happier. Add a Comment 15 6.07 -
5 Brian after months of fish and rice, Elder Harker starts having hallucinations. He gets as giddy as a school girl when he see's the largest clump of neopolitan Ice Cream he's ever seen. Add a Comment View Comments» (3) 15 6.00 -
6 Michelle "Hey! I just found a great place to send all those evil spirits we've been casting out!" Add a Comment 16 5.94 -
7 Brian With an appitite for mischief, and no cows on the island, Elder Harker turns to pig tipping. Add a Comment 15 5.73 -
8 Michelle "Oh, come on, Elder, it'll be fun! Just like Lord of the Flies--'Kill the pig! Spill the blood! Cut the throat!' I'll let you hold the conch." Add a Comment 16 5.69 -
9 Mike K Brian’s parents were very displeased when he enrolled at the Kula Pua’a Ho’oma’ama’a College of Pig Training. Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 15 5.67 -
10 Lane Two big hams. Add a Comment 15 5.67 -
11 Anonymous Can you find the pig in this picture? Add a Comment 16 5.56 -
12 Michael "That'll do pig, that'll do" Brian says to his stalward pig after she raced home for the forgotten Book of Mormon. Add a Comment 15 5.53 -
13 Brent After 23 1/2 months on his mission, even this female's starting to look good to Elder Harker. Add a Comment 15 5.47 -
14 Joel "Hey Elder, does it say anything about piggie back riding in the white handbook?" Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 15 5.47 -
15 Cray My new companion is a bit of a suprise. Add a Comment 15 5.40 -
16 Brian Totally dependant on the pity of the locals, stumpy the legless pig is fed, cleaned, and rolled in and out of his pen for a little sunshine. Add a Comment 15 5.40 -
17 Julie H Brian was ecstatic the day he discovered his skin had change from middle of the pig pink, to butt of the pig brown. Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 15 5.33 -
18 Nate "This is the biggest corndog I have ever seen!!" Add a Comment 16 5.31 -
19 Michelle Stumbling across a large pig after a long day of being rejected, Brian regresses to his Homer Simpson state of mind: "Mmmmmmmm...baaaacon...(drooling)." Add a Comment 16 5.19 -
20 Brian Dude, we'll BOTH fit on the back of this thing! It sure beats walking around the island! Add a Comment 15 5.13 -
21 Anonymous At this moment Buster realized that his dreams of making it to hog heaven just may come true. Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 16 5.12 -
22 Jordan H Brian tries to make the most out of a bad blind date. Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 15 5.07 -
23 Brian After being plugged up for several months, the crap filled pig finally finds releif as Brian Harker, pig doctor works the his lower bowels. Add a Comment 15 5.00 -
24 Lane "So, you want to lead your mission in baptisms, be the envy of your proselyting peers, and impress that hottie sister you've had your eye on? Well now you can with the 'Elder Harker System'. For just $19.95 I will ship it to you anywhere in the world. How does it work? Hint: Say 'hello' to your first baptism." Add a Comment View Comments» (3) 15 4.87 -
25 Mike K Brian celebrates after a successful artificial insemination and scoring an A+ on his BioAg 302 Final. Add a Comment 15 4.80 -
26 Carol-Lyn Through the laying on of hands, you may be able to overcome the sin of gluttony. Add a Comment 15 4.73 -
27 Ryan Elder, don't touch that... you don't know where it's been, and it looks unclean. Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 15 4.60 -
28 Mike K By strategically placing a little strychnine in the radishes, Brian finally got revenge against the neighborhood pig that had been ruining their garden. Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 15 4.60 -
29 Cray Let your soul delight in fatness. Add a Comment 15 4.53 -
30 Donna Anyone up for a luau? Add a Comment 15 4.40 -
31 Casey (Brians Senior Companion) "Uhm Brian.... Dude.... remember we don't need to sacrifice the first born anymore!" Add a Comment 15 4.33 -
32 Jordan H I now confirm you a member of the Church Add a Comment 15 4.33 -
33 Mike K Ask Dr. Harker (the Pet Vet) - Q: My pot belly pig, Rudy, is 4 months old and is already showing signs of severe over-eating. What should I do? Add a Comment 15 4.27 -
34 Nate Conversions were slow in his area so they went for some new tactics. Add a Comment 16 4.25 -
35 Carol-Lyn Where's the beef? Add a Comment 15 4.20 -
36 Brent "Elder, I told you not to eat so much pork at the wedding feast, didn't you mom ever tell you "You are what you eat?" Add a Comment 15 4.20 -
37 Casey "Yes we do believe in reincarnation, but we don't come back as animals or other people." "Next question?" Add a Comment 15 4.13 -
38 Anonymous Brian reaches 100% hometeaching this month. Add a Comment 16 4.12 -
39 Steve Let's see, I got my blanket, I got the pig...Hey, how do you make pigs in a blanket? Add a Comment 15 4.00 -
40 Donna Are we sure this isn't a R.O.U.S? It doesn't look like a pig . . . but then again I'm not that familiar with the Artiodactyla Order. Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 15 3.87 -
41 Casey Charolettes Web 2!!!
Brian Harker, as Mr. Zuckerman
Lane Pollock, as Templeton
Carris Despain, as Charlotte
Julie H, As Fern
and Wilbur, as himself Add a Comment View Comments» (5)
15 3.67 -
42 Morgan Mom, I'm so happy to see you! Why didn't you tell me you were comming? Add a Comment View Comments» (3) 15 3.33 -
43 Casey Elder, Elder!! Lets go and get a picture of you on the Toilet!! Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 15 2.60 -