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Brent |
Elder Harker responds to the dear John he receives with this picture and the caption: "It's OK, I've found someone better looking anyway."
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YEAH! Take that you stupid banshee!
(Mike K - Apr 28, 2005 05:24:53 PM)
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Nice work Brent...only cap this week to break 7, which is tough to do...
(Lane - Apr 29, 2005 12:17:45 AM)
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Dude, this is the first (and probably last) time I've had the top-rated caption in any of the POTW contests. This made my week.
(Brent - Apr 29, 2005 03:01:55 PM)
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15 |
7.13 |
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Michelle |
"Dude! You gotta come over here and try this! It tastes just like cow's milk!"
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Nasty!
(Mike K - Apr 28, 2005 05:23:10 PM)
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Hey Brian...please tell me that ain't what you were doing...
(Lane - Apr 28, 2005 06:43:52 PM)
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no promises man. There's no refrigeration of christmas island, and it beats the heck out of powdered milk...
(Anonymous - Apr 29, 2005 12:37:38 PM)
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6.25 |
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Lane |
Elder Harker was sick of beans and rice every meal...so at their next dinner appointment he led the family to the backyard and "suggested" a new menu item...
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15 |
6.07 |
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Lane |
He was skeptical at first, but since becoming a pig whisperer...Brian's never been happier.
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15 |
6.07 |
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Brian |
after months of fish and rice, Elder Harker starts having hallucinations. He gets as giddy as a school girl when he see's the largest clump of neopolitan Ice Cream he's ever seen.
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I hate it when it's lopsided in favor of the chocolate!
(Mike K - Apr 25, 2005 06:48:39 PM)
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I hate it when instead of vanilla they put in a thin little strip of grape.
(Lane - Apr 25, 2005 07:52:27 PM)
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I hate when I bite into ice cream and discover it's really a live pig.
(Michelle - Apr 26, 2005 12:15:57 PM)
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6.00 |
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| 6 |
Michelle |
"Hey! I just found a great place to send all those evil spirits we've been casting out!"
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16 |
5.94 |
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| 7 |
Brian |
With an appitite for mischief, and no cows on the island, Elder Harker turns to pig tipping.
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15 |
5.73 |
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| 8 |
Michelle |
"Oh, come on, Elder, it'll be fun! Just like Lord of the Flies--'Kill the pig! Spill the blood! Cut the throat!' I'll let you hold the conch."
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16 |
5.69 |
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| 9 |
Mike K |
Brian’s parents were very displeased when he enrolled at the Kula Pua’a Ho’oma’ama’a College of Pig Training.
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Ok, I served in Hawai'i, and I speak a little Hawai'ian and I must say I'm impressed! That's exactly what Kula Pua'a Ho'oma'ama'a actually means!
(Anonymous - Apr 26, 2005 03:40:08 PM)
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15 |
5.67 |
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Lane |
Two big hams.
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15 |
5.67 |
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| 11 |
Anonymous |
Can you find the pig in this picture?
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16 |
5.56 |
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| 12 |
Michael |
"That'll do pig, that'll do" Brian says to his stalward pig after she raced home for the forgotten Book of Mormon.
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15 |
5.53 |
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Brent |
After 23 1/2 months on his mission, even this female's starting to look good to Elder Harker.
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5.47 |
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Joel |
"Hey Elder, does it say anything about piggie back riding in the white handbook?"
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I can see missionaries asking this...both seriously and sarcastically...depending on the type of missionary!
(Mike K - Apr 28, 2005 05:20:12 PM)
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15 |
5.47 |
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| 15 |
Cray |
My new companion is a bit of a suprise.
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5.40 |
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Brian |
Totally dependant on the pity of the locals, stumpy the legless pig is fed, cleaned, and rolled in and out of his pen for a little sunshine.
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15 |
5.40 |
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Julie H |
Brian was ecstatic the day he discovered his skin had change from middle of the pig pink, to butt of the pig brown.
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He'll be even more amped they day his skin is "under the tail' brown. =)
(Mike K - Apr 28, 2005 05:22:13 PM)
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15 |
5.33 |
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Nate |
"This is the biggest corndog I have ever seen!!"
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5.31 |
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Michelle |
Stumbling across a large pig after a long day of being rejected, Brian regresses to his Homer Simpson state of mind: "Mmmmmmmm...baaaacon...(drooling)."
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16 |
5.19 |
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Brian |
Dude, we'll BOTH fit on the back of this thing! It sure beats walking around the island!
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15 |
5.13 |
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Anonymous |
At this moment Buster realized that his dreams of making it to hog heaven just may come true.
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Clever and underrated caption!
(Mike K - Apr 28, 2005 05:18:01 PM)
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5.12 |
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Jordan H |
Brian tries to make the most out of a bad blind date.
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Ha ha ha!!!
(Casey - Apr 25, 2005 02:45:23 PM)
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15 |
5.07 |
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Brian |
After being plugged up for several months, the crap filled pig finally finds releif as Brian Harker, pig doctor works the his lower bowels.
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5.00 |
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Lane |
"So, you want to lead your mission in baptisms, be the envy of your proselyting peers, and impress that hottie sister you've had your eye on? Well now you can with the 'Elder Harker System'. For just $19.95 I will ship it to you anywhere in the world. How does it work? Hint: Say 'hello' to your first baptism."
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"hottie sister"? did anyone's mission actually have those? all the ones in denmark (myself included) seemed to have been enshrouded in a veil of homeliness upon being set apart.
(Michelle - Apr 25, 2005 04:13:55 PM)
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I served in Russia, St. Petersburg, and we had a couple, but the most infamous one was before my time, the notorious Sister Windsor!
(Brent - Apr 26, 2005 07:15:49 PM)
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Well, I guess Shelley didn't even log on this week, I was hoping to get a reaction out of her with my last comment. She served in the same mission as me (before my time) and her last name is Windsor.
(Brent - Apr 29, 2005 03:04:16 PM)
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15 |
4.87 |
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| 25 |
Mike K |
Brian celebrates after a successful artificial insemination and scoring an A+ on his BioAg 302 Final.
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15 |
4.80 |
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Carol-Lyn |
Through the laying on of hands, you may be able to overcome the sin of gluttony.
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15 |
4.73 |
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Ryan |
Elder, don't touch that... you don't know where it's been, and it looks unclean.
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Here's hoping I don't have to point out the Jewish implications of the word "unclean."
(Ryan - Apr 25, 2005 12:54:16 PM)
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4.60 |
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Mike K |
By strategically placing a little strychnine in the radishes, Brian finally got revenge against the neighborhood pig that had been ruining their garden.
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strychnine = poison, usually for killing rats (for the uninformed).
(Anonymous - Apr 27, 2005 09:47:03 AM)
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15 |
4.60 |
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| 29 |
Cray |
Let your soul delight in fatness.
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15 |
4.53 |
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| 30 |
Donna |
Anyone up for a luau?
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15 |
4.40 |
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| 31 |
Casey |
(Brians Senior Companion) "Uhm Brian.... Dude.... remember we don't need to sacrifice the first born anymore!"
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15 |
4.33 |
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| 32 |
Jordan H |
I now confirm you a member of the Church
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4.33 |
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| 33 |
Mike K |
Ask Dr. Harker (the Pet Vet) - Q: My pot belly pig, Rudy, is 4 months old and is already showing signs of severe over-eating. What should I do?
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15 |
4.27 |
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Nate |
Conversions were slow in his area so they went for some new tactics.
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4.25 |
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| 35 |
Carol-Lyn |
Where's the beef?
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4.20 |
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| 36 |
Brent |
"Elder, I told you not to eat so much pork at the wedding feast, didn't you mom ever tell you "You are what you eat?"
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4.20 |
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| 37 |
Casey |
"Yes we do believe in reincarnation, but we don't come back as animals or other people." "Next question?"
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4.13 |
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Anonymous |
Brian reaches 100% hometeaching this month.
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4.12 |
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| 39 |
Steve |
Let's see, I got my blanket, I got the pig...Hey, how do you make pigs in a blanket?
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4.00 |
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Donna |
Are we sure this isn't a R.O.U.S? It doesn't look like a pig . . . but then again I'm not that familiar with the Artiodactyla Order.
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Hey...I liked this one. Maybe no one understands what ROUS stands for...?
(Mike K - Apr 28, 2005 05:16:10 PM)
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I know what a ROUS is...but what the !@$# is the artiodactyla order??? :)
(Lane - Apr 28, 2005 06:42:49 PM)
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3.87 |
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Casey |
Charolettes Web 2!!!
Starring:
Brian Harker, as Mr. Zuckerman
Lane Pollock, as Templeton
Carris Despain, as Charlotte
Julie H, As Fern
and Wilbur, as himself
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I, for one, would pay good money to hear/see Lane performing "The Fair Can Be a Smorgasbord" like in the cartoon.
(Michelle - Apr 25, 2005 03:50:08 PM)
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Whoa...how much we talkin' here? :)
(Lane - Apr 25, 2005 03:51:50 PM)
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Well, if there were singing AND dancing, I'd make it worth your while. I'd even throw in some extra for you to sing "Chin Up! Chin Up!" (even though Charlotte sings that one).
(Michelle - Apr 25, 2005 04:02:51 PM)
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mmm...charlotte...
(Anonymous - Apr 25, 2005 06:49:23 PM)
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Hey, why not I would throw in a couple of bucks to see lane do a song and dance!! :)
(Casey - Apr 26, 2005 07:29:45 AM)
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3.67 |
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Morgan |
Mom, I'm so happy to see you! Why didn't you tell me you were comming?
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Ok, I don't understand why this one was way down here, I thought it was THE funniest caption this week, (since I couldn't vote for my own.)
(Brent - Apr 29, 2005 02:59:39 PM)
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Maybe I'm stupid...but I'm not sure I get it exactly. Explicame por favor...
(Lane - Apr 29, 2005 03:07:03 PM)
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I guess maybe Morgan can explain it better, but basically, it's referring to Brian's mom as the pig in the picture, i.e. your mama's so fat...
(Brent - Apr 30, 2005 12:34:15 AM)
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3.33 |
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Casey |
Elder, Elder!! Lets go and get a picture of you on the Toilet!!
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If I had a nickel for everytime I said that on my mission...
(Lane - Apr 29, 2005 03:10:23 PM)
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2.60 |
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April 25-May 1, 2005
