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Julie H |
As a new wife she tried to act amused...but she new she had made a mistake when Darin "psyched out" everyone who tried to shake his hand.
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This one is the winner in my book! Here is your pre-congratulations-for-winning-first-place caption. Can't beat it...you just can't beat it...
(Kylie - Jan 17, 2006 09:41:18 PM)
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this is definitely the funniest caption.
(Leslie - Jan 18, 2006 08:37:33 AM)
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turkey for julie!
(Brian - Jan 19, 2006 05:05:15 PM)
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Maybe....but at a cost.
(William - Jan 19, 2006 05:12:10 PM)
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$19.95?
(Lane - Jan 19, 2006 05:38:22 PM)
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21 |
7.38 |
- |
| 2 |
Michelle |
After the ceremony, Darin and his new bride simultaneously think, "We're going to be married FOREVER!"
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21 |
5.62 |
- |
| 3 |
William |
Him “If this hairpiece can just make it through the honeymoon…. I’ll be scot-free!” Her “Oh…it’s my weeding day…hehe.”
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weeding, huh? Anyone watch Medium last week? Because then it totally makes sense.
(Anonymous - Jan 16, 2006 09:45:05 PM)
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What can I say...POTW gets me too excited!
(Anonymous - Jan 17, 2006 11:49:39 PM)
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21 |
4.90 |
- |
| 4 |
Lane |
Desperate, single LDS women discover Rohypnol...
"Oh man, my head. What's going on here?"
"He does, he does! Now say it! Man and WIFE. SAY IT!"
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21 |
4.76 |
- |
| 5 |
Kylie |
Darin's subtle salute signifies an emotional goodbye to his blissful youth. But somewhere, deep inside the crevices of his mind, he will forever remain captain of his man-ship; liberated and free; unfettered, untied; sailing through life, an extraordinary hero of Singleton; lively, brisk, world-renowned; holder of the victor's crown...
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21 |
4.71 |
- |
| 6 |
Ryan |
So... will you dance the robot with me at our reception tonight?
Oh, Darin! I'd LOVE to, but are you sure we want to do that in front of our parents?
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21 |
4.62 |
- |
| 7 |
Lane |
"Why yes, they ARE real pearls. Only the best for me, right Darin? Oh, you want to take a closer look? No problem..."
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21 |
4.57 |
- |
| 8 |
Brian |
Darin: what the hell!? Mike is streaking at my wedding! just don't look, it'll only encourage him.
Wife: oh, goodness. is it hot in here?
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21 |
4.52 |
- |
| 9 |
William |
Him “Why did I let Lane plan my bachelor party…too many board games...and I shouldn’t have done that last liter of Mt. Dew.”
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Diet, make it diet mountain dew.
(Amy M - Jan 16, 2006 11:11:37 AM)
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Diet or not, i just hope there where no body shots!
(William - Jan 16, 2006 12:54:29 PM)
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21 |
4.52 |
- |
| 10 |
Leslie |
They kept their identities...even from each other.
Twentieth Century Fox presents:
MR AND MRS SMITH
When Mormon love gets lethal.
(forgive me)
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william?
(Brian - Jan 18, 2006 12:27:09 PM)
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i think i am beginning to understand william's humor.
(Leslie - Jan 18, 2006 02:10:17 PM)
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Maybe so... but not that much - not me.
(William - Jan 18, 2006 06:31:54 PM)
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21 |
4.52 |
- |
| 11 |
David |
Donelle: This is just the most wonderful day of my life. It is a dream come true. We are going to have a beautiful family with lots of kids ......
Darin: Dang, I need to check the front right tire on the car. I know that it was acting kind of funny driving up here. By the way, where did I put my tire gage?
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22 |
4.50 |
- |
| 12 |
Amy M |
"Think, think Darin. Now that I am actually married, how did dad explain to do it again?"
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21 |
4.48 |
- |
| 13 |
Brian |
OH... NO! we forgot to start birth control! that takes like a month to start working right!? I cant wait that long! noooooo!
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it all really depends, talk to your doctor.
(William - Jan 16, 2006 11:45:57 AM)
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21 |
4.43 |
- |
| 14 |
Nate |
As Darin's brother drops his pants Darin is embarassed and his new wife, impressed with what she sees, hopes some things run in the family.
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william?
(Brian - Jan 18, 2006 12:27:30 PM)
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Hey...come on...
(William - Jan 18, 2006 06:37:15 PM)
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21 |
4.38 |
- |
| 15 |
Jonathan |
What happens in Vegas stays... in...Uh oh...Where am I?
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21 |
4.38 |
- |
| 16 |
Danene |
Yet another victim of Lane’s still unpublished book entitled "Why I'm Not Married."
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21 |
4.38 |
- |
| 17 |
Ryan |
thinking... Oh no, I forgot to reserve a hotel room! Now what am I going to do? Think, dammit, think!
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21 |
4.33 |
- |
| 18 |
Kylie |
him:Of course I know! It's been at LEAST 3 and a half...weeks...of...knowing each other......Okay, you know how sometimes, even though you REALLY know something, you just can't seem to pick it out of your brain and make a word of it? You know? Hang on...her name is........
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hopefully, "knowing" is not in the biblical sense
(Brian - Jan 18, 2006 12:26:11 PM)
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haha! Nope, didn't even think of that, but thanks for pointing out possible confusion here. "Knowing" is in the "I met her 3 weeks ago in the WILK" sense here.
(Kylie - Jan 18, 2006 12:47:46 PM)
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21 |
4.24 |
- |
| 19 |
Leslie |
HER:
well, my heck, that is what attracted me to him in the first place!! of course, mr. gates has a lot more money....but darin is moving up to event coordinator at myfamily.com...
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21 |
4.24 |
- |
| 20 |
Leslie |
HIM:
i didn't think she would actually bleach her hair blonde for our wedding day. damn you lohan!
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21 |
4.14 |
- |
| 21 |
Jonathan |
Tonight I put my first jelly bean into the jar, maybe even two.
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Does this need further explanation?
(Jonathan - Jan 17, 2006 08:38:18 AM)
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I'm up to speed on this one, funny caption!
(Amy M - Jan 17, 2006 05:04:05 PM)
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What does Ronald Reagan have to do with this caption?
(William - Jan 17, 2006 06:35:27 PM)
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more than you know william, more than you know.
(Leslie - Jan 17, 2006 10:14:25 PM)
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"Well..."
(William - Jan 17, 2006 10:17:34 PM)
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21 |
4.05 |
- |
| 22 |
Darin |
Darin: Did he say eternity?
Donelle: I can't believe he said yes.
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21 |
4.00 |
- |
| 23 |
David |
Donelle: This is the most glorious day of my life. It is everything I knew it would be.
Darin: I have to give up what?
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22 |
4.00 |
- |
| 24 |
Nate |
Him: I think I had way too much to drink. And where did I get this tux?
Her: Whose wedding is this? Where did I get this ring? Burp!!! Oh, Excuse me!
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21 |
3.95 |
- |
| 25 |
David |
Her: Eternity, yessss.........
Him: Eternity? Damn, I think I'm in over my head!!!
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22 |
3.91 |
- |
| 26 |
Lane |
Welcome back to Classic "Oh @#%$!" Moments:
Priest: "And now we will have the exchanging of wedding vows."
Her: "I've waited my whole LIFE for this moment..."
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21 |
3.71 |
- |
| 27 |
William |
Him “I just remembered….I’m already married!” Her "I can't wait to watch Sex in the City tonight!"
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21 |
3.67 |
- |
| 28 |
Kylie |
bride: Oh, you're Mike's parents! It's so nice to FINALLY meet you! And here of all places!
groom: Damnit! I KNEW I forgot to do SOMETHING...I just hope the punch in the nuts I just experienced won't hinder tonight's curriculum...
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21 |
3.52 |
- |
| 29 |
Logan |
Her "No, no, everything is fine, its just I dont think Ive ever seen one of those before." Him "Ok, could you put it away, its making me feel a bit uncomfortable."
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(Anonymous - Jan 21, 2006 03:18:41 AM)
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21 |
3.38 |
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January 16-22, 2006
