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Caption |
Votes |
Average |
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Ryan |
Some joker put the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack on the loudspeaker, and poor Saddam just couldn't stop himself.
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Best caption this week.
(Logan - Jan 25, 2006 09:49:42 AM)
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agree to disagree
(Brian - Jan 25, 2006 11:36:11 AM)
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Here here, Brian
(Kylie - Jan 26, 2006 09:26:52 AM)
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Actually, I agree with y'all. I'm not about to give up my slot, but I thought my caption was pretty middle of the road this week. The puppets one was WAY better. :-)
(Ryan - Jan 27, 2006 12:51:04 AM)
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Ryan, this often happens with me. The caption I wrote that I think is funniest often is near the bottom where a not-so-funny caption of mine in my opinion ends up near the top. This week, for me, this was not the case. But Ryan, this caption was (with emphasis) funny.
(Brent - Jan 27, 2006 01:36:33 AM)
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20 |
5.80 |
- |
| 2 |
Nate |
No matter how hard they tried Saddam and his team could never get the choreography perfect.
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20 |
5.65 |
- |
| 3 |
Michelle |
Judge: "Simon says point to the ceiling. Simon says scowl. Now shake your arm around...Ohhh! I didn't say Simon says!"
Red Guy: "Dammit! I fall for that every time!"
Saddam: "I win again, you infidel pigs!"
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this one is my personal favorite
(Brian - Jan 26, 2006 11:12:08 AM)
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A good one I agree. But not as funny as puppets.
(Nate - Jan 26, 2006 01:26:38 PM)
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I agree with Brian here, this one got a 10 from me.
(Brent - Jan 26, 2006 03:06:14 PM)
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Not as funny as puppets? Whatever, Mr. Point-to-the-Ski. :)
(Michelle - Jan 26, 2006 08:56:46 PM)
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20 |
5.55 |
- |
| 4 |
Brent |
Saddam "Give me Just for Men Mustache, Beard, and Sideburn, or give me death!" Guy in back "Give him death!"
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http://www.justformen.com/products/facialcolor/facialcolor4.shtml
(Anonymous - Jan 23, 2006 08:43:47 PM)
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nice work. i was gonna try to work in the Just For Men but you beat me to it.
(Mike K - Jan 24, 2006 09:48:47 AM)
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20 |
5.10 |
- |
| 5 |
Lane |
In a last-ditch effort to garner American sympathy, Saddam strikes his best Statue of Liberty pose and bursts into song: "Oh beautiful for spacious skies..."
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LMAO
(Sommer - Jan 24, 2006 04:30:09 PM)
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20 |
5.10 |
- |
| 6 |
Kylie |
It remains unclear why these two suddenly decided to start "the wave." Perhaps if they had used both hands people would have caught on, and that would have been really quite great.
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20 |
5.05 |
- |
| 7 |
Mike K |
Inspired by recent experiences, Saddam, amidst some fierce opposition, announces the release of his new book, 'They Found My Hole'.
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20 |
5.00 |
- |
| 8 |
Danene |
Saddam Hussein and Ahmad Muhammad meet again. Unfortunately for Mr. Hussein, Ahmad still holds a grudge from being the first person eliminated from Iraq's popular TV show "Who Wants to be a Saddam Body Double?".
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20 |
4.80 |
- |
| 9 |
Brian |
It was the Egg you infidel!
No! how then was the chicken begat!? may your house be destroyed!
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20 |
4.70 |
- |
| 10 |
Kylie |
Saddam: I tell you to PULL MY FINGER! Pull it to show them my inner strength!
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20 |
4.70 |
- |
| 11 |
Jill |
First one to raise your hand gets to be the dictator, ready, GO! Saddam: It was me, it was me! Mine was up first! Once again, I am the dictator! Abdir: Not fair! I was first! Saddam always wins!
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20 |
4.65 |
- |
| 12 |
Ryan |
Guy in the back: Saddam! Your excruciating body odor is not helping you here! Now put that arm back DOWN!
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20 |
4.60 |
- |
| 13 |
Lane |
"Why, you ask? Well what was a dictator supposed to do? There were KURDS in my way!"
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Kurds? In his whey? Doesn't he have a refridgerator in that palace of his?
(Ryan - Jan 23, 2006 11:52:50 AM)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd
(Michael - Jan 23, 2006 12:49:30 PM)
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Isn't that what Miss Muffet said on her tuffet right before the whole spider incident? "Hey there's Curds in my whey!"
(Brent - Jan 23, 2006 08:37:20 PM)
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20 |
4.60 |
- |
| 14 |
Brian |
"I have an owie!"
"you heard the man! somebody get a band-aid!"
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20 |
4.60 |
- |
| 15 |
Brent |
The guy in the red expresses his displeasure of Saddam's botched attempt at "I'm a Little Teapot."
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20 |
4.60 |
- |
| 16 |
Michael |
Saddam declares in the middle of testimony. "This trial is unfair. The american's are treating me bad. How can i stand trial without a tie?"
Man: "Yeah yeah, HE doesn't even have a tie. He needs a TIE!"
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20 |
4.55 |
- |
| 17 |
Leslie |
this is the scariest puppet show i have ever seen.
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I think this is the best one this week.
(Nate - Jan 26, 2006 10:13:10 AM)
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i totally agree...this one made me laugh out loud!
(Julie H - Jan 26, 2006 10:48:21 AM)
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20 |
4.55 |
- |
| 18 |
Mike K |
What a pathetic Hitler wannabe. Saddam and his followers can't even get the 'Hile Saddam' thing down.
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20 |
4.50 |
- |
| 19 |
Danene |
Saddam: "That makes me angry, and when Saddam gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!"
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20 |
4.45 |
- |
| 20 |
Kylie |
Saddam: "This FINGER holds more power than the whole of...SHABIB! SIT DOWN! This is SADDAM'S time! This is MY time! DEATH TO YOUR FAMILY!"
Shabib: "You see how he treats me?! Now you see?!"
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Where are the spelling police??
(Michael - Jan 24, 2006 11:13:27 AM)
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Where is the spelling crime??
(Kylie - Jan 24, 2006 11:24:09 AM)
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Speaking of...Google toolbar has a spell check that works nicely on web page forms. Get yours today! (I don't see an error either, btw)
(Lane - Jan 24, 2006 11:29:45 AM)
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20 |
4.40 |
- |
| 21 |
Jill |
Sadam and lover singing a duet: Sadam-'and I, will always love you!'
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20 |
4.25 |
- |
| 22 |
Lane |
Saddam wasn't about to let a little something like his imminent death sentencing spoil an opportunity to plug his favorite team on camera: "Go Tarheels, #1. Hi mom!"
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20 |
4.15 |
- |
| 23 |
Sommer |
Man in back: Oh, we got trouble
Saddam: Right here in River City
Man in back: Right here in River City
Saddam: With a capital 'T' and that rhymes with 'P'
and that stands for 'pool'
Man in back: That stands for pool
Saddam: We surely got trouble
Man in back: We surely got trouble
Saddam: Right here in River City
Man in back: Right here
Saddam: Gotta figure out a way to keep the young ones
moral after school
Man in back: Trouble, trouble, trouble…
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21 |
4.05 |
- |
| 24 |
Doug |
During a court recess on Friday, the Suni leader and some "budies" decided to play an old game of "Spanish Horse Races" to pass time.
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Turban Dude: Ife-Jose!
Sadam: Ife-Arted!!!
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Sadam gets taken again...He still doesn't get it.
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booties?
(Mike K - Jan 24, 2006 09:50:18 AM)
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20 |
4.00 |
- |
| 25 |
Mike K |
If you're gonna send someone to imitate and mock Saddam, at least make sure he's not dyslexic.
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20 |
4.00 |
- |
| 26 |
David |
I tell you it wasn't me, it was that big mouth behind me! Yeah, that's the ticket, it was the guy in the red head dress. He is the one that spread destruction and mayhem through out my peaceful country.
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20 |
3.90 |
- |
| 27 |
Mike K |
Tangents aren't uncommon in Iraqi trials:
Raghib: "PLEASE! Kobe dropped 81 on the Raptors. He's the best that's ever played the game!"
Saddam: "Are you KIDDING me? 5 MVP awards. 6 championships. 10 scoring titles. Kobe can't touch the high-flying Michael Jordan!"
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20 |
3.75 |
- |
| 28 |
Nate |
The last days of disco.
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20 |
3.70 |
- |
| 29 |
David |
Yes, I am a wild man.... But I still have a few good teeth!
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20 |
3.65 |
- |
| 30 |
David |
I want my red hat back! That guy stole my hat!
Liar! Don't believe the jackal in front of me!
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20 |
3.60 |
- |
| 31 |
William |
Saddam: "How dare you make those accusations….I never voted for Bush!!!"
Dude in back: "Yeah!"
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20 |
3.55 |
- |
| 32 |
Michael |
Saddam: "See the red hat. He is the REAL one to blame. I was just the dictator."
Red Hat Man: "Naha, it wasn't me! He is lying!"
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20 |
3.55 |
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| 33 |
Doug |
Sadam: I object, your honor! I move to have this case thrown out on the bases that I am NOT a heretic Muslim but in fact am Amish, and by nature a pacifist, so therefore...
Red Turban dude: Amish my A$$!! If you don't SHUT UP I'm going to come down there and kick your A__!! You see your eminence; this is EXACTLY the kind of crap I was telling you about, He's FREAKING NUTS!!!
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20 |
3.50 |
- |
| 34 |
Lane |
Saddam pulls the classic blunder of trying to be his own attorney: "All those murders and rapes, it wasn't my fault...Allah MADE me do it!"
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Haraam Aleek ya siy'!
(Brian - Jan 23, 2006 01:22:38 PM)
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20 |
3.40 |
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| 35 |
Brent |
"My name is no longer Saddam Hussein. I'm renouncing Islam and am taking up Mormonism. I'm changing my name to LaVell Edwards". Guy behind him: "Boo! You are NOT a coaching legend!"
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20 |
3.40 |
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| 36 |
Brent |
Saddam: "C'mon ref! I was fouled during the shot! Give me the continuation!" Guy in back: "Yeah! Count the basket!"
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20 |
3.35 |
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| 37 |
Nate |
Raise your hand and point to the ski if you have slaughtered thousands of innocent people.
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there's a ski up there? weird...
(Michelle - Jan 25, 2006 10:03:32 AM)
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beat me to the punch...
(Brian - Jan 25, 2006 11:35:34 AM)
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dang it....and by the time you guys made fun of me it was too late to change it. But we are not there so we must trust the author of the caption and believe there is indeed a "ski" up there.
(Nate - Jan 26, 2006 07:51:57 AM)
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Hey...its not me this week! Jordan told me the screct!
(William - Jan 26, 2006 04:28:35 PM)
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20 |
3.35 |
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January 23-29, 2006
