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January 23-29, 2006
Week 3 of 13 | Contest 4

Photo Info: This is a photo of everyone's favorite dictator (ex-dictator I should say), Saddam Hussein, at some kind of public trial in Iraq.

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Ryan Rawlings

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Name Caption Votes Average You
1 Ryan Some joker put the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack on the loudspeaker, and poor Saddam just couldn't stop himself. Add a Comment View Comments» (5) 20 5.80 -
2 Nate No matter how hard they tried Saddam and his team could never get the choreography perfect. Add a Comment 20 5.65 -
3 Michelle Judge: "Simon says point to the ceiling. Simon says scowl. Now shake your arm around...Ohhh! I didn't say Simon says!"
Red Guy: "Dammit! I fall for that every time!"
Saddam: "I win again, you infidel pigs!" Add a Comment View Comments» (4)
20 5.55 -
4 Brent Saddam "Give me Just for Men Mustache, Beard, and Sideburn, or give me death!" Guy in back "Give him death!" Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 20 5.10 -
5 Lane In a last-ditch effort to garner American sympathy, Saddam strikes his best Statue of Liberty pose and bursts into song: "Oh beautiful for spacious skies..." Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 20 5.10 -
6 Kylie It remains unclear why these two suddenly decided to start "the wave." Perhaps if they had used both hands people would have caught on, and that would have been really quite great. Add a Comment 20 5.05 -
7 Mike K Inspired by recent experiences, Saddam, amidst some fierce opposition, announces the release of his new book, 'They Found My Hole'. Add a Comment 20 5.00 -
8 Danene Saddam Hussein and Ahmad Muhammad meet again. Unfortunately for Mr. Hussein, Ahmad still holds a grudge from being the first person eliminated from Iraq's popular TV show "Who Wants to be a Saddam Body Double?". Add a Comment 20 4.80 -
9 Brian It was the Egg you infidel!
No! how then was the chicken begat!? may your house be destroyed! Add a Comment
20 4.70 -
10 Kylie Saddam: I tell you to PULL MY FINGER! Pull it to show them my inner strength! Add a Comment 20 4.70 -
11 Jill First one to raise your hand gets to be the dictator, ready, GO! Saddam: It was me, it was me! Mine was up first! Once again, I am the dictator! Abdir: Not fair! I was first! Saddam always wins! Add a Comment 20 4.65 -
12 Ryan Guy in the back: Saddam! Your excruciating body odor is not helping you here! Now put that arm back DOWN! Add a Comment 20 4.60 -
13 Lane "Why, you ask? Well what was a dictator supposed to do? There were KURDS in my way!" Add a Comment View Comments» (3) 20 4.60 -
14 Brian "I have an owie!"
"you heard the man! somebody get a band-aid!" Add a Comment
20 4.60 -
15 Brent The guy in the red expresses his displeasure of Saddam's botched attempt at "I'm a Little Teapot." Add a Comment 20 4.60 -
16 Michael Saddam declares in the middle of testimony. "This trial is unfair. The american's are treating me bad. How can i stand trial without a tie?"

Man: "Yeah yeah, HE doesn't even have a tie. He needs a TIE!" Add a Comment
20 4.55 -
17 Leslie this is the scariest puppet show i have ever seen. Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 20 4.55 -
18 Mike K What a pathetic Hitler wannabe. Saddam and his followers can't even get the 'Hile Saddam' thing down. Add a Comment 20 4.50 -
19 Danene Saddam: "That makes me angry, and when Saddam gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!" Add a Comment 20 4.45 -
20 Kylie Saddam: "This FINGER holds more power than the whole of...SHABIB! SIT DOWN! This is SADDAM'S time! This is MY time! DEATH TO YOUR FAMILY!"
Shabib: "You see how he treats me?! Now you see?!" Add a Comment View Comments» (3)
20 4.40 -
21 Jill Sadam and lover singing a duet: Sadam-'and I, will always love you!' Add a Comment 20 4.25 -
22 Lane Saddam wasn't about to let a little something like his imminent death sentencing spoil an opportunity to plug his favorite team on camera: "Go Tarheels, #1. Hi mom!" Add a Comment 20 4.15 -
23 Sommer Man in back: Oh, we got trouble
Saddam: Right here in River City
Man in back: Right here in River City
Saddam: With a capital 'T' and that rhymes with 'P'
and that stands for 'pool'
Man in back: That stands for pool
Saddam: We surely got trouble
Man in back: We surely got trouble
Saddam: Right here in River City
Man in back: Right here
Saddam: Gotta figure out a way to keep the young ones
moral after school
Man in back: Trouble, trouble, trouble… Add a Comment
21 4.05 -
24 Doug During a court recess on Friday, the Suni leader and some "budies" decided to play an old game of "Spanish Horse Races" to pass time.
Turban Dude: Ife-Jose!
Sadam: Ife-Arted!!!
Sadam gets taken again...He still doesn't get it. Add a Comment View Comments» (1)
20 4.00 -
25 Mike K If you're gonna send someone to imitate and mock Saddam, at least make sure he's not dyslexic. Add a Comment 20 4.00 -
26 David I tell you it wasn't me, it was that big mouth behind me! Yeah, that's the ticket, it was the guy in the red head dress. He is the one that spread destruction and mayhem through out my peaceful country. Add a Comment 20 3.90 -
27 Mike K Tangents aren't uncommon in Iraqi trials:
Raghib: "PLEASE! Kobe dropped 81 on the Raptors. He's the best that's ever played the game!"
Saddam: "Are you KIDDING me? 5 MVP awards. 6 championships. 10 scoring titles. Kobe can't touch the high-flying Michael Jordan!" Add a Comment
20 3.75 -
28 Nate The last days of disco. Add a Comment 20 3.70 -
29 David Yes, I am a wild man.... But I still have a few good teeth! Add a Comment 20 3.65 -
30 David I want my red hat back! That guy stole my hat!

Liar! Don't believe the jackal in front of me! Add a Comment
20 3.60 -
31 William Saddam: "How dare you make those accusations….I never voted for Bush!!!"
Dude in back: "Yeah!" Add a Comment
20 3.55 -
32 Michael Saddam: "See the red hat. He is the REAL one to blame. I was just the dictator."

Red Hat Man: "Naha, it wasn't me! He is lying!" Add a Comment
20 3.55 -
33 Doug Sadam: I object, your honor! I move to have this case thrown out on the bases that I am NOT a heretic Muslim but in fact am Amish, and by nature a pacifist, so therefore...

Red Turban dude: Amish my A$$!! If you don't SHUT UP I'm going to come down there and kick your A__!! You see your eminence; this is EXACTLY the kind of crap I was telling you about, He's FREAKING NUTS!!! Add a Comment
20 3.50 -
34 Lane Saddam pulls the classic blunder of trying to be his own attorney: "All those murders and rapes, it wasn't my fault...Allah MADE me do it!" Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 20 3.40 -
35 Brent "My name is no longer Saddam Hussein. I'm renouncing Islam and am taking up Mormonism. I'm changing my name to LaVell Edwards". Guy behind him: "Boo! You are NOT a coaching legend!" Add a Comment 20 3.40 -
36 Brent Saddam: "C'mon ref! I was fouled during the shot! Give me the continuation!" Guy in back: "Yeah! Count the basket!" Add a Comment 20 3.35 -
37 Nate Raise your hand and point to the ski if you have slaughtered thousands of innocent people. Add a Comment View Comments» (4) 20 3.35 -