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February 6-12, 2006
Week 5 of 13 | Contest 4

Photo Info: This is another upload from somebody (feel free to take credit/explain). But the filename was Mike and Officer Patrick...

PHASE: Contest has Ended!
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Chris N

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Name Caption Votes Average You
1 Chris N "What are you doing? We're on in five minutes!!! Where is your cowboy costume?! The Indian is going to be sooo pissed." Add a Comment View Comments» (6) 18 5.72 -
2 Michelle "All right. I won't give you a citation--but only if you come down here and give me a hug." Add a Comment View Comments» (3) 18 5.67 -
3 Michelle "Look at this sweet police uniform I found in the other dumpster! Whoa! Is that a real Rubbermaid tub? Awesome!" Add a Comment 18 5.56 -
4 Lane "It was just a mouse, sir. I neutralized the threat with my nightstick. Now come down and let's get you home..." Add a Comment View Comments» (5) 18 5.56 -
5 Kylie Mike: "It's just gotta be here! Kylie'll kill me...okay, now I was cleaning out my Jeep and I put the baby down by the pile of old pallets...and then I put the pallet pile over there..." Add a Comment 18 5.44 -
6 Amy E But Officer, look at my GPS coordinates. The Geo-cache site is right here. There is no way I've messed it up, I'm a guy, I'm an expert when it comes to directions. Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 19 5.42 -
7 Nate I am just trying to find that perfect Valentine's Day gift for my wife. Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 18 5.33 -
8 Cray Were getting complaints from the guys at the landfill that all the good stuff is missing. Add a Comment 18 5.28 -
9 Michelle "Hey, bro--Mom just wanted me to check up on you. I'm pretty sure this isn't what she meant when she told you to get the hell out and take responsibility for your own life." Add a Comment 18 5.22 -
10 Chris N Can't a brotha dig in the trash for old 'Skynyrd' tapes without the man comin down on him? Add a Comment 18 5.22 -
11 Mike K During the heyday of Krispy Kreme doughnuts, Orem City officers had to constantly patrol the dumpster behind Krispy Kreme. (Oh, the irony). Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 18 5.17 -
12 Cray Yeah, I work for the D. I., we get most of our stuff like this. Add a Comment 18 5.06 -
13 Mindy Collecting items for an Eagle project without the inconvenience of door to door solicitation. Add a Comment 19 5.05 -
14 Mike K Mike: "Honestly wife said she lost her wedding ring in the trash and-"

Male stripper: "Hold your horses there, buddy! This is just a costume. I'm just looking for Kylie at 100 E 700 N. She called and said her husband was gonna be occupied for a while…" Add a Comment View Comments» (1)
18 5.00 -
15 Mike K This isn't exactly what Kylie had in mind when she bought the new VirtuDream 9.1 and entered in the parameters: husband + officer + dirty + wild. Add a Comment 18 5.00 -
16 Lane Mike begins to think his internship at the station wasn't such a good idea..."Where's the used diaper, Sport? We need some DNA to close this case, now GET in there and FIND it!" Add a Comment 18 4.94 -
17 Samela Yessir, I'm moving. There's a brand new dumpster down the street that I've had my eye on that's finally become available. Add a Comment 19 4.89 -
18 Cray Antique Road Show is comming to Salt Lake in June, I'm just getting ready. Add a Comment 18 4.83 -
19 Lane After Katrina hit, housing was at a premium..."Hey, I'm off-duty in about an for one more?" Add a Comment 18 4.78 -
20 Ryan Spring cleaning can be problematic when you live in a dumpster. Add a Comment 18 4.67 -
21 Chris N "Please come home Billy...I promise things will be different...I'll change!" Add a Comment 18 4.61 -
22 William Dude, face it, she threw it away...The Tack Toilet Seat is gone forever. Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 18 4.50 -
23 Nate Mike: There are no disco balls in this one either.
Officer Patrick: That's ok. The cheif just called and I am not allowed to use disco balls as emergency lights anyway. Add a Comment
18 4.44 -
24 Michelle "Listen, pal. I'm only gonna say this once. This is Provo. People don't live in dumpsters in Provo. In Orem, sure. Springville, definitely. But not Provo. Now move along." Add a Comment 18 4.39 -
25 Michael This picture displays two of the most dirty, underpaid, and under appreciated jobs in our society. Add a Comment 18 4.39 -
26 David Paco the monkey boy gets ready to leap into Officer Patrick's arms. Add a Comment 18 4.33 -
27 Nate Officer: It is against city regulations to make a dumpster a place of residence when the dumpster is within 10 feet of a stack of pallets. Either move your dumpster or find another one. Add a Comment 18 4.33 -
28 Jill Officer: C'mon little fellow. I won't hurt you. Jump to me, I'll catch you. Add a Comment 18 4.33 -
29 Michael Mike quickly finds out that there really isn't such a thing as a free lunch. Add a Comment 18 4.28 -
30 Kylie Officer: "What the?! THIS IS MY STUFF!!"
Mike: "Hmmm...looks like we've got a problem on our hands, officer. Care to explain what I found in this blue bin?..." Add a Comment
18 4.28 -
31 Mike K Mike: "But officer, it's for a church sponsored FHE activity. It's called Bigger and Better Dumpster Dash. Look, I already found a sweet jello mold, some BYU t-shirts, and an unopened can of potato pearls!"

Officer: "Listen! I don't care if what you crazy Mormons do on Monday nights...I still have to write you a citation." Add a Comment View Comments» (2)
18 4.28 -
32 Jill What do you mean I can't sell all of this stuff? I found it in the dumpster! It doesn't belong to anyone! Add a Comment 18 4.22 -
33 Ryan What do you mean this isn't R-E..? oh, wait, it says B-F-I..., not R-E-I--my mistake... I was wondering why their Powerbar selection was so limited. Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 18 4.11 -
34 Casey Um.. Officer Patrick I was just trying to help find that missing woman... Add a Comment 18 4.11 -
35 Leslie officer pat "lose something?"
mike "yeah, my puppet...furrowed brow, green, crazy eyes...seen him?" Add a Comment
18 4.06 -
36 Jill Officer: I'll give you $10.50 for all of it, and that's my final offer! Add a Comment 18 4.00 -
37 Chris N "Alright, you can keep diggin, but if you find any Oreo's they're mine!" Add a Comment 18 3.94 -
38 Jonathan Officer Patrick tries talk-down his first "jumper" before being taken off the case after a dislexic FBI agent claimed jurisdiction. Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 18 3.83 -
39 David Officer Patrick: Now, that is some sweet stuff Mikie, get your skinny little white butt down here and give me a hug. Add a Comment 18 3.72 -
40 Michael Yeah Officer I'm gunna have me a garbage sale. I just may make me $100. Add a Comment 18 3.72 -
41 Kylie Officer: "I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend--you could cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in" Add a Comment View Comments» (1) 18 3.61 -
42 William Officer: “Look dumpster boy, I don’t care if you think you’re a cat…..I just need some crack, how about it?” Add a Comment 18 3.39 -
43 Michael Officer: "I wish I could quit you." Add a Comment View Comments» (3) 18 3.39 -
44 Lane "Hey! What the hell are you DOING? Everyone knows a shirt with two horizontal stripes is a fashion faux pas..." Add a Comment View Comments» (2) 18 3.17 -
45 Kylie Mike: "Bad boys, bad boys...whatcha gonna do..."
Officer: "Whatcha gonna do when they come for you...bad boys, bad boys..." Add a Comment
18 2.78 -