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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
| 1 |
Chris N |
"What are you doing? We're on in five minutes!!! Where is your cowboy costume?! The Indian is going to be sooo pissed."
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(6)
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nice work chris. winning the first time you leave captions is impressive. i look forward to more of your humor.
(Mike K - Feb 10, 2006 09:12:06 AM)
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This is like the 3rd or 4th time someone has "won it all" on their debut...
(Lane - Feb 10, 2006 09:51:11 AM)
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I guess dreams can come true.
(Anonymous - Feb 10, 2006 09:53:45 AM)
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I am not so sure this is a real person. It seems like these names always pop up with religious context and do really well but then fade away. Is this another one Lane's fake IDs that he uses to taint the score??? I mean, whatever happend to "Nephi"?? ......If you are real, "Christian", nice job. If this is one of Lane's other personalities...well, Lane nice job too. It was a pretty good one.
(Nate - Feb 10, 2006 10:26:43 AM)
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I'm real. Lane just pays me to use my name...but I also answer to the "Lamb of God".
(William - Feb 10, 2006 01:13:13 PM)
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I am not so sure that you're real person either, Nate.
(Christian - Feb 10, 2006 01:17:34 PM)
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18 |
5.72 |
- |
| 2 |
Michelle |
"All right. I won't give you a citation--but only if you come down here and give me a hug."
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Now that's what I call "Officer Friendly". :)
(Lane - Feb 6, 2006 12:05:33 PM)
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Hugs not drugs.....
(William - Feb 6, 2006 12:12:45 PM)
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A brokeback mountain hug?
(Nate - Feb 7, 2006 08:37:44 AM)
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18 |
5.67 |
- |
| 3 |
Michelle |
"Look at this sweet police uniform I found in the other dumpster! Whoa! Is that a real Rubbermaid tub? Awesome!"
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18 |
5.56 |
- |
| 4 |
Lane |
"It was just a mouse, sir. I neutralized the threat with my nightstick. Now come down and let's get you home..."
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What kind of mouse could you neutralize with a knightstick? That must have been some really bad hair.
(Brent - Feb 9, 2006 06:13:33 PM)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot I wish you could delete comments. I was in a weird mood (and perhaps on drugs) when I first read this caption. I looked at M-O-U-S-E and thought "That was stupid, this person spelled moose wrong. He spelled it like the kind of you put in your hair (which is spelled mousse) I was so caught up with moose and mousse that little rodents never occured to me. Sorry Lane, I might have given this a higher rating. I blame my job, which is frying my brain.
(Anonymous - Feb 10, 2006 05:10:31 PM)
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And then I forgot to log in when I left that long anonymous comment. I'm batting a thousand.
(Brent - Feb 10, 2006 05:13:31 PM)
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Watch out for moose on your way home Brent.
(Nate - Feb 10, 2006 05:58:19 PM)
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brent = crazygonuts!!! =)
(Mike K - Feb 10, 2006 06:20:18 PM)
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18 |
5.56 |
- |
| 5 |
Kylie |
Mike: "It's just gotta be here! Kylie'll kill me...okay, now I was cleaning out my Jeep and I put the baby down by the pile of old pallets...and then I put the pallet pile over there..."
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18 |
5.44 |
- |
| 6 |
Amy E |
But Officer, look at my GPS coordinates. The Geo-cache site is right here. There is no way I've messed it up, I'm a guy, I'm an expert when it comes to directions.
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Are there some liby-femme, man-hating undertones here?
(Jonathan - Feb 8, 2006 11:49:48 AM)
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Most definitely not!!! I'm actually the one that usually gets lost.
Amy E
(Anonymous - Feb 10, 2006 09:31:09 AM)
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19 |
5.42 |
- |
| 7 |
Nate |
I am just trying to find that perfect Valentine's Day gift for my wife.
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Now that's trashy.
(Michael - Feb 7, 2006 09:14:45 AM)
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18 |
5.33 |
- |
| 8 |
Cray |
Were getting complaints from the guys at the landfill that all the good stuff is missing.
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18 |
5.28 |
- |
| 9 |
Michelle |
"Hey, bro--Mom just wanted me to check up on you. I'm pretty sure this isn't what she meant when she told you to get the hell out and take responsibility for your own life."
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18 |
5.22 |
- |
| 10 |
Chris N |
Can't a brotha dig in the trash for old 'Skynyrd' tapes without the man comin down on him?
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18 |
5.22 |
- |
| 11 |
Mike K |
During the heyday of Krispy Kreme doughnuts, Orem City officers had to constantly patrol the dumpster behind Krispy Kreme. (Oh, the irony).
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Brilliant
(Michael - Feb 7, 2006 03:03:42 PM)
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18 |
5.17 |
- |
| 12 |
Cray |
Yeah, I work for the D. I., we get most of our stuff like this.
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18 |
5.06 |
- |
| 13 |
Mindy |
Collecting items for an Eagle project without the inconvenience of door to door solicitation.
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19 |
5.05 |
- |
| 14 |
Mike K |
Mike: "Honestly officer...my wife said she lost her wedding ring in the trash and-"
Male stripper: "Hold your horses there, buddy! This is just a costume. I'm just looking for Kylie at 100 E 700 N. She called and said her husband was gonna be occupied for a while…"
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bravo! nice twist!
(Brian - Feb 7, 2006 12:19:42 PM)
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18 |
5.00 |
- |
| 15 |
Mike K |
This isn't exactly what Kylie had in mind when she bought the new VirtuDream 9.1 and entered in the parameters: husband + officer + dirty + wild.
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18 |
5.00 |
- |
| 16 |
Lane |
Mike begins to think his internship at the station wasn't such a good idea..."Where's the used diaper, Sport? We need some DNA to close this case, now GET in there and FIND it!"
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18 |
4.94 |
- |
| 17 |
Samela |
Yessir, I'm moving. There's a brand new dumpster down the street that I've had my eye on that's finally become available.
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19 |
4.89 |
- |
| 18 |
Cray |
Antique Road Show is comming to Salt Lake in June, I'm just getting ready.
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18 |
4.83 |
- |
| 19 |
Lane |
After Katrina hit, housing was at a premium..."Hey, I'm off-duty in about an hour...room for one more?"
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18 |
4.78 |
- |
| 20 |
Ryan |
Spring cleaning can be problematic when you live in a dumpster.
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18 |
4.67 |
- |
| 21 |
Chris N |
"Please come home Billy...I promise things will be different...I'll change!"
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18 |
4.61 |
- |
| 22 |
William |
Dude, face it, she threw it away...The Tack Toilet Seat is gone forever.
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Aaaaah the classics.
(Michael - Feb 8, 2006 01:40:40 AM)
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The tack toilet seat WAS gone forever...
(Brent - Feb 9, 2006 06:23:59 PM)
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18 |
4.50 |
- |
| 23 |
Nate |
Mike: There are no disco balls in this one either.
Officer Patrick: That's ok. The cheif just called and I am not allowed to use disco balls as emergency lights anyway.
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18 |
4.44 |
- |
| 24 |
Michelle |
"Listen, pal. I'm only gonna say this once. This is Provo. People don't live in dumpsters in Provo. In Orem, sure. Springville, definitely. But not Provo. Now move along."
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18 |
4.39 |
- |
| 25 |
Michael |
This picture displays two of the most dirty, underpaid, and under appreciated jobs in our society.
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18 |
4.39 |
- |
| 26 |
David |
Paco the monkey boy gets ready to leap into Officer Patrick's arms.
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18 |
4.33 |
- |
| 27 |
Nate |
Officer: It is against city regulations to make a dumpster a place of residence when the dumpster is within 10 feet of a stack of pallets. Either move your dumpster or find another one.
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18 |
4.33 |
- |
| 28 |
Jill |
Officer: C'mon little fellow. I won't hurt you. Jump to me, I'll catch you.
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18 |
4.33 |
- |
| 29 |
Michael |
Mike quickly finds out that there really isn't such a thing as a free lunch.
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18 |
4.28 |
- |
| 30 |
Kylie |
Officer: "What the?! THIS IS MY STUFF!!"
Mike: "Hmmm...looks like we've got a problem on our hands, officer. Care to explain what I found in this blue bin?..."
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18 |
4.28 |
- |
| 31 |
Mike K |
Mike: "But officer, it's for a church sponsored FHE activity. It's called Bigger and Better Dumpster Dash. Look, I already found a sweet jello mold, some BYU t-shirts, and an unopened can of potato pearls!"
Officer: "Listen! I don't care if what you crazy Mormons do on Monday nights...I still have to write you a citation."
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I love potato pearls
(Kylie - Feb 7, 2006 10:51:03 PM)
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Amen!
(Brent - Feb 9, 2006 06:11:17 PM)
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18 |
4.28 |
- |
| 32 |
Jill |
What do you mean I can't sell all of this stuff? I found it in the dumpster! It doesn't belong to anyone!
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18 |
4.22 |
- |
| 33 |
Ryan |
What do you mean this isn't R-E..? oh, wait, it says B-F-I..., not R-E-I--my mistake... I was wondering why their Powerbar selection was so limited.
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I'm sure this wasn't Lane, since he only notices the Luna bar selection...
(Michelle - Feb 6, 2006 09:55:39 AM)
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Ain't nothing like a like a good Luna bar and a Lifetime Network special...
(Lane - Feb 6, 2006 12:21:23 PM)
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18 |
4.11 |
- |
| 34 |
Casey |
Um.. Officer Patrick I was just trying to help find that missing woman...
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18 |
4.11 |
- |
| 35 |
Leslie |
officer pat "lose something?"
mike "yeah, my puppet...furrowed brow, green, crazy eyes...seen him?"
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18 |
4.06 |
- |
| 36 |
Jill |
Officer: I'll give you $10.50 for all of it, and that's my final offer!
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18 |
4.00 |
- |
| 37 |
Chris N |
"Alright, you can keep diggin, but if you find any Oreo's they're mine!"
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18 |
3.94 |
- |
| 38 |
Jonathan |
Officer Patrick tries talk-down his first "jumper" before being taken off the case after a dislexic FBI agent claimed jurisdiction.
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Do you mean dyslexic? Funny caption too.
(Nate - Feb 7, 2006 09:01:37 AM)
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Yeah, you're right, it's dexlysic.
(Jonathan - Feb 7, 2006 01:46:03 PM)
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18 |
3.83 |
- |
| 39 |
David |
Officer Patrick: Now, that is some sweet stuff Mikie, get your skinny little white butt down here and give me a hug.
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18 |
3.72 |
- |
| 40 |
Michael |
Yeah Officer I'm gunna have me a garbage sale. I just may make me $100.
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18 |
3.72 |
- |
| 41 |
Kylie |
Officer: "I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend--you could cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in"
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What the third eye blind?
(Amy M - Feb 9, 2006 09:59:40 AM)
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18 |
3.61 |
- |
| 42 |
William |
Officer: “Look dumpster boy, I don’t care if you think you’re a cat…..I just need some crack, how about it?”
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18 |
3.39 |
- |
| 43 |
Michael |
Officer: "I wish I could quit you."
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My favorite by a mile.
(Christian - Feb 9, 2006 10:59:28 AM)
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This would have been really funny had it been the FIRST reference to that...movie. :)
(Lane - Feb 9, 2006 11:06:07 AM)
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I put it in because of the popularity of Brokeback comments the last few weeks. I thought it was a sure winner.
(Michael - Feb 10, 2006 09:43:31 AM)
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18 |
3.39 |
- |
| 44 |
Lane |
"Hey! What the hell are you DOING? Everyone knows a shirt with two horizontal stripes is a fashion faux pas..."
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Indeed! Plus, horizontal stripes make me look fat.
(William - Feb 8, 2006 10:49:57 PM)
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I wear shirts with two horizontal stripes.
(Nate - Feb 9, 2006 08:27:37 AM)
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18 |
3.17 |
- |
| 45 |
Kylie |
Mike: "Bad boys, bad boys...whatcha gonna do..."
Officer: "Whatcha gonna do when they come for you...bad boys, bad boys..."
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18 |
2.78 |
- |
February 6-12, 2006
