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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
| 1 |
Chris N |
And when the rains had stopped, Noah released a dude in a red sweatshirt...And when that dude returned carrying a box of chocolate, they knew the flood was over and gave thanks.
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(2)
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Total domination! Way to bring it, Chris...
(Lane - Feb 17, 2006 10:28:48 AM)
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Nice work here, both these captions are hilarious.
(Brent - Feb 17, 2006 04:51:51 PM)
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24 |
6.00 |
- |
| 2 |
Chris N |
Although Swamp Thing was on the "Do Not Contact" list, Phil continued to hometeach him, and this month he brought something extra special.
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24 |
5.42 |
- |
| 3 |
Michelle |
I had the weirdest dream last night: I was throwing pebbles into this river, and the next thing I know, Joey Buttafuoco shows up with a Whitman's sampler and tells me I'm forever his girl...
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24 |
5.17 |
- |
| 4 |
Allison |
But does Nessy return his love?
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24 |
5.17 |
- |
| 5 |
Chris N |
Nine months after this photograph was taken there were several sightings of creatures that were reportedly "half-human, half-carp"
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24 |
5.12 |
- |
| 6 |
Chris N |
What’s the opposite of “skinny” dipping?
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24 |
5.08 |
- |
| 7 |
Lane |
"Yeah, ol' Jimbob ain't the sharpest tool...but he's got a big heart."
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24 |
5.04 |
- |
| 8 |
Brian |
Todd the duckhunter applies his skills to the dating world, by setting up his decoy, and preparing the perfect mating call.
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24 |
5.04 |
- |
| 9 |
Cray |
I'll always love you come hell or high water.
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24 |
4.88 |
- |
| 10 |
Michael |
New Sweater $30, Chocalates $20, Standing in a lake begging for her love... Priceless.
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I could never love someone who'd pay $30 for a $6 sweatshirt...
(Michelle - Feb 13, 2006 09:48:04 AM)
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Not even if he brought chocolate?
(Michael - Feb 15, 2006 02:32:13 PM)
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Who said anything about chocolates? The caption says "chocalates" what ever the heck those are.
(Nate - Feb 16, 2006 10:16:34 PM)
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Dang where were the spelling police when I needed them.
(Michael - Feb 17, 2006 08:55:50 AM)
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24 |
4.83 |
- |
| 11 |
Michelle |
"Chocolates? That's it? Honey, it's called 'looting' for a reason. You're supposed to steal GOOD stuff."
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Its good to see that New Orleans will still celebrate Valentines Day.
(William - Feb 13, 2006 09:54:57 AM)
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Is this what Mayor Ray Nagin meant by urging residents to rebuild a "chocolate New Orleans?"
(Anonymous - Feb 13, 2006 11:11:43 AM)
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24 |
4.83 |
- |
| 12 |
Nate |
Chapter 2: How to give mixed signals in a relationship
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What’s chapter one? Internet dating?
(William - Feb 13, 2006 10:01:44 PM)
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I knew it! You guys do have a book.
(Sommer - Feb 16, 2006 01:26:54 PM)
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Yeah right. We WISH we had a book.
(Michael - Feb 16, 2006 02:38:20 PM)
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24 |
4.83 |
- |
| 13 |
Brian |
he LOOKS really commited, but in reality he's got cold feet.
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24 |
4.79 |
- |
| 14 |
Lane |
Bob gets his bizarre, recurring dream interpreted..."Your insistence on wearing your heart on your sleeve is drowning potential relationships. And the sweatshirt isn't helping either."
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24 |
4.75 |
- |
| 15 |
Lane |
Is the satellite uplink ready? Oh, there it goes...Um, hello honey. Listen, uh...me and the boys we decided to extend the trip a couple days. Yeah so I'm not gonna be home for Valentine's. But I love you. I do. See look at this heart I'm holding here. Okay...bye now. Don't do anything crazy...
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24 |
4.67 |
- |
| 16 |
Michael |
What guys will do for the girls they are in love with. This is an example of what an evil girl might do to exploit her power. Poor, poor guy.
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24 |
4.58 |
- |
| 17 |
Lane |
"Our love is a flame, burning hotter and hotter. But it's charring my feet, so I'm standing in water."
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24 |
4.54 |
- |
| 18 |
Brent |
"WHITE chocolate?!? I thought you said WET chocolate."
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24 |
4.50 |
- |
| 19 |
Cray |
With his heart in hand he felt as if he could walk on water.
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24 |
4.42 |
- |
| 20 |
Michael |
"I really can't tell if he likes me."
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24 |
4.25 |
- |
| 21 |
Jonathan |
"The guys at work said it would be romantic to bring you down to the lake on Valentines day and watch the submarine races. Are you coming in? You can't see them from the shore baby."
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24 |
4.25 |
- |
| 22 |
Steve |
Dear Sweetheart, I love you more than anything, well except fishing. So see you on Wednesday when I get back from the fishing trip, lovingly Gomer XOXOX
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25 |
4.24 |
- |
| 23 |
Brent |
He was in it up to his ears, then he bought the chocolate...
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24 |
4.21 |
- |
| 24 |
Joel |
Don't worry ladies, there's more than one fish in the sea.
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24 |
4.12 |
- |
| 25 |
Brent |
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that!
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AMEN
(Michael - Feb 15, 2006 10:14:54 AM)
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I don't know if I can in good conscience give a high rating to a line from a Meatloaf song...
I also don't know why I just admitted to knowing lines to Meatloaf songs... :)
(Jeff T - Feb 16, 2006 08:17:53 PM)
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Meatloaf or not, the song is famous, so I don't blame you for knowing the lines, and I don't blame me for using it as a caption. Anyway, I can't name a single other Meatloaf song, can you?
(Brent - Feb 17, 2006 04:50:38 PM)
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Only my other "favorite", "objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are". Do you think he realizes that he got the line wrong? (It _could_ be on purpose, though I doubt it).
(Jeff T - Feb 20, 2006 10:17:58 AM)
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24 |
4.08 |
- |
| 26 |
Samela |
I've always loved the 'Lady-in-the-Lake' and this year I'm going to show her how much!
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24 |
4.04 |
- |
| 27 |
Nate |
Baby, I love you. And I am standing in a lake.
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24 |
4.00 |
- |
| 28 |
Cray |
After three hours in the cold water Im thinking maybe Lane wasn't talking about fish when he said, "this is how you hook em".
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24 |
3.96 |
- |
| 29 |
Leslie |
he's in way too deep.
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24 |
3.96 |
- |
| 30 |
Danene |
The redneck version of Willy Wonka and his chocolate factory.
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25 |
3.92 |
- |
| 31 |
William |
Baby, my love is wading for you!
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24 |
3.92 |
- |
| 32 |
Brian |
Cletus spots something in the duck pond at the local park while on a romantic walk with his wife:
"Hey sweetie! look! I dont mind all the duck crap. I'd pull a box of chocolates out of the sewer for you if I had the chance."
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24 |
3.92 |
- |
| 33 |
Brian |
moisture is the essence of wetness... and wetness is the essence of beauty.
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name that movie!
(Brian - Feb 15, 2006 11:11:20 AM)
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Zoolander?
(Lane - Feb 15, 2006 11:45:15 AM)
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bingo! it's the merMAN scene.
(Brian - Feb 15, 2006 12:09:51 PM)
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I promise I didn't look it up...just sounded zoolanderish. :)
(Lane - Feb 15, 2006 02:11:23 PM)
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24 |
3.58 |
- |
| 34 |
David |
Yee ha, I'm ready to pledge my heart to the alien.
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24 |
3.46 |
- |
| 35 |
Michael |
This guy loves fishing way too much.
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24 |
3.42 |
- |
| 36 |
David |
"... like the river flows, surely to the sea, darling so it goes, something are meant to be - ee.... "
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24 |
3.33 |
- |
| 37 |
Brent |
This guy’s girlfriend didn’t give him the reaction he was looking for. Instead she exclaims “Wedding! I said I want a romantic WEEEDDDING!”
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Brent, I just didn't get this one. Explain?
(Ryan - Feb 17, 2006 03:09:48 AM)
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OH Fetch! I thought this might happen. I thought this was my funniest caption, but I guess it's not self evident enough. You see, the guy thought his girlfriend said "I want a romantice wading" So he surprises her and does this. What she really said was, well that was the caption. Anyway I thought it might ruin the joke if I explained too much of it in the caption (NO! not wading! I said I want a romantic WEDDING) Maybe trying to convey saying 'Wedding' slowly distracted people because how to you do that with a short e sound without it becoming a long e. Anyway, no soup for me.
(Brent - Feb 17, 2006 04:43:47 PM)
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24 |
3.25 |
- |
| 38 |
Nate |
This is not any better than the tac-toilet seat you gave her last year.
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24 |
3.08 |
- |
February 13-19, 2006
