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Lane |
BYU's figure drawing class was MOSTLY the same as other universities.
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Laugh Out Loud. good one.
(Jason - Mar 15, 2006 02:55:21 PM)
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This guy got turned down for having tatoos.
(Jonathan - Mar 15, 2006 04:30:10 PM)
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so I guess tie goes to the developer...
(Brian - Mar 17, 2006 12:02:05 AM)
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funny, that this is the second tie ever, and I've been a part of both.
(Brian - Mar 17, 2006 12:03:09 AM)
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Yes, to the developer. :) I'm not sure how the database decides who is first in the order. It's a tie regardless, you got your 10...
(Lane - Mar 17, 2006 01:04:41 AM)
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6.19 |
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Brian |
A BYU honor code agent flags down another European exchange student.
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Begin your sentence with a capital letter and you'll get a higher rating from me.
(Anonymous - Mar 13, 2006 04:03:04 PM)
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If you are going to be the grammer police, you should probably mention that European should be capitalized too. Right?
(Michael - Mar 13, 2006 04:36:25 PM)
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Yes. Also, grammar is spelled with an a. But don't even get me started on grammar/spelling errors and POTW. It makes me cranky.
(Michelle - Mar 13, 2006 05:10:49 PM)
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This would be even better if he were wearing socks too.
(Brian - Mar 13, 2006 09:51:18 PM)
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6.19 |
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Jason |
"So, do you take checks? Who should I make this out to?"
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CASH baby --make it out to CASH.
(Michael - Mar 15, 2006 10:39:18 AM)
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johnny?
(Brian - Mar 15, 2006 11:55:04 AM)
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5.81 |
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Danene |
Superman's costume underwent many design changes. Somehow, through them all, astute reporter Lois Lane never caught on that it was always just Clark Kent without his freakin' glasses.
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5.33 |
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Jason |
There was an akward moment when the journalist asked about recent reports describing how an all vegan diet has been linked to problems with male sexual performance and "girth". Todd tried to hide his blush, but the question really had caught him with his pants down.
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5.33 |
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Jonathan |
Activist: "Besides animal rights, PETA is also known for its female members having more body hair than its male members."
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Hey, you got my highest rating this week. I thought it was pretty clever.
(Jason - Mar 15, 2006 02:57:46 PM)
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5.05 |
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Lane |
"One last question...can I ask you what the tattoo on your arm means?"
"Yeah, it means 'I love bacon' in Chinese. Oh man I kill myself sometimes...don't tell anyone, k?"
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4.90 |
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dave |
Who knew that getting phone numbers from girls was just a matter of letting them see who you REALLY are?
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4.76 |
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Jonathan |
Shelly realized that her girl-gawking interviewee had ulterior motives to participate in the nudist demonstration when he told her that PETA stands for "People Eating Tasty Animals --or something like that."
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4.71 |
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Jonathan |
Mike volunteered to be the spokesman for the group when he realized that he was the only activist that had showered that month.
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4.62 |
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Michael |
So that's what you need to do to get the girls to talk to you. hmmm....
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4.43 |
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Lane |
"I'm sorry sir, this PETA demonstration is about animal abuse. The People Exposing Their Anatomy gig is a couple blocks north..."
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4.43 |
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Jill |
Like Michelle, I like giving my number out to semi-naked men. That way, I know that they're easy, and ready for a quick make-out!
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4.33 |
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dave |
...and then you'll turn on 3rd and go all the way to the end of the road. You'll find a Walmart. THEY WILL SELL YOU SOME CLOTHES
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Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. (That's a good one, too.)
Google maps is the best. True that. (Double true!)
(dave - Mar 14, 2006 12:53:30 PM)
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4.29 |
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Jill |
Michelle: Captain Underpants, can I have your autograph? Please, please, please!!!
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It's not for me--it's for The Goat. I promise.
(Michelle - Mar 13, 2006 11:56:21 AM)
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4.29 |
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Jonathan |
Reporter: "So that's why you PETA guys care so much; I can see your points - uhhh point."
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I didn't think this one would score so low - Did everybody miss the point(s)? or is it just not funny?
(Anonymous - Mar 15, 2006 04:35:20 PM)
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I liked it. I did have to think for an extra sec. on it though...
(Lane - Mar 15, 2006 04:53:08 PM)
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You will have to explain it later. I know what I think it meant but I could be wrong. What I thought scored it low.
(Michael - Mar 15, 2006 05:27:58 PM)
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4.29 |
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dave |
"DANGIT!! I finally find my man on the street wearing only his underwear and my pen won't work. I knew i should have bought one of those space pens!"
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4.29 |
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Michael |
I really did want something for Valentine's day but this is NOT what I had in mind.
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4.14 |
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Michael |
So tell me. Why did you go with boxers instead of briefs? Did you get these for this occasion or do you wear those often? And why the valentine theme?
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4.14 |
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Kylie |
After shaving his legs, chest, and arms--even buzzing the hair on his head--Troy found that he still could not generate enough hair to make his own animal-friendly clothes. But that doesn't change the way he feels every time he sees those happy, cruelty-free animals scampering across University Avenue...What a joy.
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4.00 |
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Jill |
Man-hunting does become more interesting when the male species is top naked!
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So does women hunting.
(Michael - Mar 16, 2006 10:21:31 PM)
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3.95 |
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Joel |
Well, John if you weren't in such a hurry to get back to your wife you wouldn't have left your clothes in my office. What's your address I'll ship 'em.
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3.95 |
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Chad |
Actually, I'm a bigtime hunter, I'm just here to watch the hot animal loving chicks stand around in their underwear. Check out that one!
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3.90 |
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dave |
New York City has the Naked Cowboy, Provo City has the Naked Euro-trash.
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3.76 |
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Casey |
And do you prefer Camel, Marlboro, or Winston when you're finished?
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3.57 |
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Lane |
"Once my Hawaiian lei arrives you will witness my miraculous transformation into...Floral and Hearty!"
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3.33 |
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Jill |
I wonder how much Michelle is charging him for the shave and wax job. Good thing he kept his undies on and didn't ask for a brazilian as well! That woulda made her cost skyrocket!
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3.24 |
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Jason |
Future Museum: "Now class, this next exhibt is from the 20th and 21st century. This wax figure is what they called a "hippie" in his natural habitat. Hippies were somewhat comon during this time period and could often be spotted on street corners disturbing others or holding signs and complaining about various things. Hippies could also be identified by their heavy reliance on emotion and name-calling, but very little fact-based arguments. Scientists believe hippies became extinct around the same time that Public Schools were disbanded."
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Are you sure that's a hippie? I mean, he looks like he has bathed recently.
(Michelle - Mar 13, 2006 11:19:51 AM)
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¿a hippie? ¿what? there's not enough hair and it doesn't look like those boxers are made out of hemp. i'm starting to wonder just who was smoking dope.
(dave - Mar 14, 2006 11:27:06 PM)
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¿speaking of smoking dope?
(Lane - Mar 15, 2006 02:02:27 AM)
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Ok, it's more of a 21st century hippie, an evolution of the 60's radicals.
(Jason - Mar 15, 2006 02:54:29 PM)
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3.19 |
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Michael |
(Yet another ode to a classic) I love seeing boys in thongs.
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This was for you Mikie. I really liked that one. Classic.
(Michael - Mar 17, 2006 10:43:48 AM)
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3.00 |
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Jason |
As she arrived at the theater, Jennifer took a deep breath, and walked towards the Brokeback Mountain line and what promised to be the longest blind date of her life. Day Planner: Note to self - remember to smack Susan for setting this up.
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A Brokeback reference AND plagiarism? Shameful.
(Anonymous - Mar 13, 2006 04:11:11 PM)
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I think that's the point. It's called "stirring the pot". S/he who lacks creativity, stirs pot. :)
(Lane - Mar 13, 2006 04:15:58 PM)
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I think it's an homage to prior greatness. Consider it a compliment. :)
(Jason - Mar 13, 2006 09:29:49 PM)
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So what did this in, BrokeBack reference or the "blind date" caption reference? The original "blind date" caption is still my favorite one yet. Destined to be a classic. :)
(Jason - Mar 15, 2006 11:04:13 AM)
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It's about the 10th Brokeback reference, and the 2nd rip of Chris's original "blind date" caption. Are you of the opinion that "if it's funny once, it must be funny again and again"? :) Originality, on the other hand, never goes out of style...
(Lane - Mar 15, 2006 11:30:58 AM)
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The only thing missing is a reference to the beloved tack toilet seat.
(Danene - Mar 15, 2006 12:21:05 PM)
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dont forget "then somebody farted." You could argue that one out though because it NEVER did well. I think it first emerged in the first contest and it STILL hasn't died, despite the fact that it consistantly finishes bottom ten.
(Brian - Mar 15, 2006 02:38:36 PM)
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nah, I don't think the blind date is funny now as a rip off. It's only funny as it reminds me of the original. Obviously, most don't agree. :)
(Jason - Mar 15, 2006 02:52:02 PM)
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2.48 |
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March 13-19, 2006
