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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
1 |
Meghan |
Having no shame was their kryptonite.
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(1)
Nice work. 5 weeks, 5 different winners...although I must admit I had mixed feelings about it being you. ;)
(Lane - May 6, 2005 09:57:36 AM)
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15 |
6.20 |
- |
2 |
Lane |
Bob and Ethan (through forced smiles): "It's just a paycheck, it's just a paycheck..." Ben: "I'm kinda diggin' this."
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15 |
6.07 |
- |
3 |
Mike K |
Posting this beauty on LDS Singles backfired on the guys as the calls from dudes flooded in.
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15 |
6.00 |
- |
4 |
Nate |
After hours of waiting and begging they finally found someone brave enough to actually take the photo.
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(2)
I bet whoever took this photo was also wearing a speedo.
(Nate - May 3, 2005 12:10:39 PM)
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which might go even further in explaining the forced smiles.
(Ryan - May 4, 2005 01:02:59 AM)
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15 |
5.93 |
- |
5 |
Lane |
A prime example of mislabeling.
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15 |
5.87 |
- |
6 |
Michelle |
The first waiters hired at "Hoo-hahs," the new Hooters-type restaurant geared towards women.
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15 |
5.87 |
- |
7 |
Mike K |
What happened in the Caribbean, needed to STAY in the Caribbean!
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(1)
Didn't someone use that caption already....something about what happened in Moab stays in Moab? I guess it is still slightly humorous.
(Nate - May 4, 2005 10:41:58 AM)
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15 |
5.80 |
- |
8 |
Lane |
Michael Jackson was on the verge of acquittal when the prosecution introduced some devastating new evidence of the goings-on at Neverland Ranch.
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15 |
5.73 |
- |
9 |
Michelle |
If I'm not mistaken, Underoos only come in little boys' sizes. I don't know that I'd want people to know that I could still fit in them, if you know what I mean...
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(2)
no...what DO you mean!?
(Mike K - May 6, 2005 09:43:42 AM)
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mikey--i'll send one of the commissioners down to explain it to you, man to man. :)
(Michelle - May 6, 2005 10:30:26 AM)
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15 |
5.53 |
- |
10 |
Michelle |
In an attempt to draw in more female clientele, Bikini Cuts Salon introduces its newest stylists.
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15 |
5.33 |
- |
11 |
Lane |
More Bars in More Places - That's the Cingular Promise.
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15 |
5.27 |
- |
12 |
Meghan |
Sure the boys thought it was strange that they had to take these pictures before they were "allowed" to hang out on this private beach, but it was still better than what was required for snorkeling.
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15 |
5.27 |
- |
13 |
Lane |
On the next episode of Queer Eye Trio for the Straight Super Hero: Tropical Wear - Putting away the tights and cape.
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15 |
5.20 |
- |
14 |
Brian |
After a childhood with only boxers, Ben, Bob, and Ethan unite to wear the superhero undies their parents would never buy them.
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(1)
I'm Finally FREE!!! and yet... so constricted...
(Brian - May 3, 2005 05:14:58 PM)
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15 |
5.07 |
- |
15 |
Brian |
Frome left to right, notice the difference hydroxycut can make in YOUR life in three short months!
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15 |
5.00 |
- |
16 |
Joel |
Why is it that all boy bands start in Orlando?
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15 |
5.00 |
- |
17 |
Julie H |
Ben, Bob, and Ethan's dreams of becoming the first all male synchronized swimming team were shattered after being mocked for their poor choice of swimwear.
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15 |
5.00 |
- |
18 |
Brian |
another tree conquered, another day saved, and another job well done for "THE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY TRIO"!!!!!
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15 |
4.93 |
- |
19 |
Meghan |
They wore their itsy bitsy teeny weenie litte superman bikini's....
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15 |
4.87 |
- |
20 |
Michael |
Hey I have a great idea for your bachelorette party.
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15 |
4.87 |
- |
21 |
Nate |
All right guys, think 'pasty-white' and smile!
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15 |
4.80 |
- |
22 |
Ryan |
Ethan: I must look like a doofus! I totally forgot to shave my legs!
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15 |
4.67 |
- |
23 |
Donna |
"Up, up, and we're gay!!!"
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(2)
come on now people...this one was classic! nice caption donna!
(Mike K - May 6, 2005 09:40:24 AM)
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I agree, this one got my highest rating. Don't let the middle-of-the-road score fool you...this one either got super high or super low from almost everyone...
(Lane - May 6, 2005 09:48:31 AM)
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15 |
4.67 |
- |
24 |
Julie H |
I think I had a dream that started like this once...what do think that means?
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(3)
Allow me to interpret. You are indecisive about the physical traits you want in man. Short or tall? Fat or skinny? Blonde hair or dark? But what you DO know is that you want him to be cheerful and all around SUPER. :)
(Lane - May 3, 2005 04:25:37 PM)
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allow ME to explain: less visits to hoo-hahs = less dreams about the hoo-hah guys!
(Mike K - May 6, 2005 09:42:46 AM)
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Mike! No one is supposed to know about my hoo-hah addiction.
(Julie H - May 6, 2005 11:45:22 AM)
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15 |
4.67 |
- |
25 |
Donna |
"Have you seen our coconuts?"
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15 |
4.53 |
- |
26 |
Michelle |
If this isn't a cry for help, I don't know what is.
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15 |
4.47 |
- |
27 |
Brian |
Just a taste of Lane's new online dating service. Mike: "Oh! Oh! Can I be Batman?"
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(2)
Lane: "Oh! Oh! Can I be Wonder Woman?" :)
(Michelle - May 2, 2005 01:22:17 PM)
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That's next week's photo. ;)
(Lane - May 2, 2005 01:42:41 PM)
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15 |
4.40 |
- |
28 |
Ryan |
Now, come on... how many of you, deep down inside, wouldn't knock down a tree, apparently with your bare hands, and then stand on it in a pair of underoos if the situation REALLY called for it?
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15 |
4.40 |
- |
29 |
Ryan |
You think they're compensating for something?
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(1)
lack of chest hair?
(Lane - May 3, 2005 11:26:25 AM)
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15 |
4.33 |
- |
30 |
Donna |
All I have to say is, IT better be super!!!
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(3)
Information Technology is where it's at baby.
(Lane - May 3, 2005 04:30:00 PM)
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oh, lane, if we could only rate your caption captions!
(Anonymous - May 3, 2005 05:20:40 PM)
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Ben, Bob, or Ethan? Is that you? :)
(Lane - May 3, 2005 05:38:22 PM)
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15 |
4.20 |
- |
31 |
Michelle |
Inspired by the recent Oxygen Network smash hit "Mr. Romance", the boys decide to hold their own "pageant."
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15 |
4.13 |
- |
32 |
Cray |
In the old days, when we wore the full suit, it would have taken one one of us to knock down this skiny palm tree.
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15 |
4.07 |
- |
33 |
Michael |
Step right up, step right up folks. Boy do we have a treat for you today--3 for the price of 1! We will start the bidding at $100. Do I hear $100?
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no you dont
(Morgan - May 4, 2005 10:06:29 AM)
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15 |
4.07 |
- |
34 |
Anonymous |
well we all knew that there was something different about these three characters.
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16 |
3.88 |
- |
35 |
Joel |
This picture makes much more sense knowing what is written on the sign. "Palm Beach: Heterosexuals Only!"
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15 |
3.67 |
- |
36 |
Mike K |
The Super Size Me you didn't see.
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15 |
3.40 |
- |
37 |
Nate |
Welcome to another episode of SUPERGAY!!!!!
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15 |
2.93 |
- |
38 |
Morgan |
Q: why are these guys looking away from the beautiful scenery behind them? A: Bob Barker.
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15 |
2.73 |
- |