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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
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Jonathan |
The recent statistical report on boating fatalities failed to account for the lives that are actually saved by boats.
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(2)
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I'm glad to see you win one, Jon. Nice work...
(Lane - Mar 24, 2006 01:00:48 AM)
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Thanks, my mom will be proud.
(Jonathan - Mar 24, 2006 02:16:38 PM)
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21 |
5.86 |
- |
| 2 |
Jason |
The only thing that surprised the rescuers more than the accident itself, was the illegal alien family hiding underneath the truck bed cover.
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(1)
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Good one Jason
(Chad - Mar 24, 2006 07:31:02 AM)
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21 |
5.71 |
- |
| 3 |
Lane |
"It's okay everyone, relax...I've got FOUR WHEEL DRIVE."
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(3)
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With mudder tires and a 6" Rancho lift
(Casey - Mar 20, 2006 11:40:42 AM)
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ROCK ON!!!
(Jordan H - Mar 21, 2006 04:51:55 PM)
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this is far and away my favorite one this week. I wish it greater success than it is now experiencing.
(Brian - Mar 22, 2006 11:25:50 PM)
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21 |
5.62 |
- |
| 4 |
Jill |
Sometimes suicide isn't the best way to get rid of debt. You could just sell the boat.
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21 |
5.29 |
- |
| 5 |
Lane |
"Ramp seems a mite steeper 'n last year don't it, Bo?"
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21 |
5.29 |
- |
| 6 |
Jason |
Never before had Robert been so glad his wife talked him into inviting her massively obese parents along for a trip. He was even more grateful, however, that he had asked them to ride in the boat.
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21 |
5.19 |
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| 7 |
Lane |
Dude with yellow hat: "Hey mister, you've got a brake-light out..."
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(3)
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why do i find this caption so funny!?!?
(Leslie - Mar 22, 2006 03:52:12 PM)
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this is the best one............ IMHO
(Jason - Mar 23, 2006 11:10:56 PM)
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Thanks Jason. Our senses of humor seem to be synchronized somewhat...feel free to vote anytime. :)
(Lane - Mar 24, 2006 12:59:45 AM)
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21 |
5.10 |
- |
| 8 |
dave |
An angry voice from the passenger side of the truck:
"If you EVER criticize the way I BACK UP the trailer again!..."
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21 |
4.86 |
- |
| 9 |
Steve |
New Truck, $28,000. new Boat, $35,000. Finding that perfect parking space, ...Priceless.
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22 |
4.68 |
- |
| 10 |
dave |
What any girl looks for in a sugar daddy:
Rich enough to buy a boat
Dumb enough to drive off the road
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21 |
4.62 |
- |
| 11 |
Jill |
Sometimes the fastest way to a location isn't a straight line.
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21 |
4.62 |
- |
| 12 |
Chad |
I warned you dam kids that I wasn't afraid to do it. How many times do I have to tell you that I'd drive the entire family off a cliff if you hit your sister one more time.
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(4)
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Where are the grammar police on this one?
(Michael - Mar 20, 2006 11:54:57 PM)
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only YOU can prevent grammar errors!
(Brian - Mar 21, 2006 08:04:39 AM)
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Looks like YOU are the grammar police. Tell us what's wrong with the sentence.
(Mindy - Mar 24, 2006 08:40:32 AM)
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I guess I know how to spell curse words.
(Michael - Mar 24, 2006 09:48:15 AM)
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21 |
4.57 |
- |
| 13 |
Michael |
"You are too close!"
"Will you shut up and let me drive."
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21 |
4.52 |
- |
| 14 |
dave |
Whether or not the boat was actually going to get out on the lake, the three boys had already decided that the only thing that would make this weekend better would be to see the truck go the rest of the way down the cliff.
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21 |
4.48 |
- |
| 15 |
Jonathan |
Looking for the generic No-Doz, Art accidentaly bought the Nodz pills.
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21 |
4.38 |
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| 16 |
Logan |
Three little kids: We represent The Lolipop Guild, The Lolipop Guild, The Lolipop Guild and wish to welcome you to...
Guy with arms folded: Maybe right now isnt the best time, fellas.
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No way is this one so far down the list, kudos from me to whoever wrote this.
(Amy M - Mar 23, 2006 10:07:38 AM)
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21 |
4.38 |
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| 17 |
Leslie |
Welcome to Utah Lake!!!
Unsanitary brown water and rough, inconvenient docking ramps!
Suitable for any large or larger Utah family.
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(1)
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I think that rough, inconvenient dock ramp is already deeper than the deepest point of Utah Lake.
(Brian - Mar 21, 2006 12:07:05 PM)
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21 |
4.33 |
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| 18 |
Casey |
"Female drivers no survivors!"
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the rhyme is catchy, i guess....
(Leslie - Mar 22, 2006 03:51:38 PM)
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I guess this constitutes a male half-wreck?
(Jonathan - Mar 22, 2006 04:38:34 PM)
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What about it the caption read " Utah Drivers no survivors?"
(Casey - Mar 23, 2006 12:00:36 AM)
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"It" I do say so, "if" is out-of-state drivers that drive poorly and have bad grammar.
(Jonathan - Mar 23, 2006 09:19:50 AM)
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I'll bet my life it was a man driving.
(Mindy - Mar 23, 2006 11:17:17 AM)
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That's why there are survivors.
(Jonathan - Mar 23, 2006 11:30:14 AM)
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21 |
4.29 |
- |
| 19 |
Jordan H |
There is no way that boat is going to pull the truck out...
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(1)
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this caption is funnier now that i know who wrote it.
(Leslie - Mar 24, 2006 10:28:54 AM)
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21 |
4.24 |
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| 20 |
Jason |
The all-new Titan SuperHitch is THIS strong. (Demostration purposes only - do not try this with your vehicles).
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Class V Hitch, oh yeah!
(Casey - Mar 21, 2006 03:27:25 PM)
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21 |
4.24 |
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| 21 |
dave |
Guardrails: government sponsored insurance for the mentally incompetant
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Must...hold...back...
(Lane - Mar 20, 2006 03:41:31 PM)
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21 |
4.19 |
- |
| 22 |
Jonathan |
Kit2, the Knight Rider boat on wheels, narrowly stops Hasselhoff from committing suicide following a midlife crisis incident when a teen-age girl told him that chest hair wasn't sexy and that he reminded her of her grandpa.
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21 |
4.10 |
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| 23 |
Brent |
Having stupid kids is dangerous, especially when they get their driving permit: "No, you dummy, at the intersection, turn right at the INTERSECTION, geez, it's a good thing we have that boat."
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21 |
4.05 |
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| 24 |
Lane |
Chevy Trucks...Like A Rock.
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Yeah... He is just trying to blend in.
(Michael - Mar 23, 2006 09:52:36 AM)
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21 |
4.05 |
- |
| 25 |
Samela |
I told you using the boat to push the car around this turn would be a bad idea!
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22 |
3.95 |
- |
| 26 |
Ryan |
Climb in the back everybody! The waterfront is right down this ravine!
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21 |
3.95 |
- |
| 27 |
Brent |
Big guy in white shirt: "So you were driving alongside him, the windows on both vehicles were down, and he was talking on his cell phone. Then what?" Guy in cowboy hat: "Well, he just jerked his wheel to the right all of a sudden, while screaming into his cell phone "AAASSSSSSSSSS YOOOOOOOOUUUU WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSHHHHH!"
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¿what kind of grammar is "ass you, wish"?
(dave - Mar 22, 2006 09:33:32 AM)
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21 |
3.86 |
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| 28 |
Brent |
Got Triple-A?
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(1)
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You're in good hands with AllState.
(Casey - Mar 22, 2006 10:01:41 AM)
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21 |
3.81 |
- |
| 29 |
Logan |
Dude, we have a tow rope, lets just hook up the van and pull the truck outta there.
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21 |
3.81 |
- |
| 30 |
Chad |
Patience June, I think we can still get to the lake this way. We've come this far, there ain't no way I'm calling a tow truck.
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21 |
3.81 |
- |
| 31 |
Michael |
No way dude. This is WAY funner than water skiing!
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21 |
3.81 |
- |
| 32 |
Jill |
My favorite spectator sport......watching cars go off cliffs. It's a spin-off of Moab's jeep safari. I personally like to call it cliff suicide.
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21 |
3.76 |
- |
| 33 |
William |
Gilligan!!!!
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21 |
3.76 |
- |
| 34 |
Jonathan |
Jimmy pulls a real-life Clark Griswold.
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21 |
3.62 |
- |
| 35 |
William |
Should've had All Rudder Drive....
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21 |
3.43 |
- |
| 36 |
Mindy |
I told you Toonces could drive. Just not very well.
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i immediately thought of that sweet cat when i saw this picture.
(Leslie - Mar 22, 2006 03:53:39 PM)
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I never thought I'd see you put "sweet" and "cat" in the same sentence. :)
(Lane - Mar 23, 2006 12:58:33 AM)
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Leslie always talks about cats being "sweet and tangy"....with a nice white wine....OK, maybe only in Texas.
(William - Mar 23, 2006 12:59:45 PM)
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william, there are many reasons why you are my friend...the random comment above is one of the reasons.
lane, wudang's hair was on my sucker and i still ate it! sweet cat.
(Leslie - Mar 23, 2006 06:30:31 PM)
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I thought this might be referring to the broadway blockbuster...
(Brian - Mar 23, 2006 09:03:06 PM)
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I'm disappointed Toonces didn't do better.
(Chad - Mar 24, 2006 08:29:20 AM)
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hey, i think we should leave "wundang's hair" out of this!
(Mike K - Mar 24, 2006 09:45:56 AM)
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...or...wudang...
(Mike K - Mar 24, 2006 09:46:31 AM)
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Yeah - I think that's a different show..off, off, off Broadway.
(William - Mar 24, 2006 09:59:34 AM)
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whoooopaaaa whoooopaaaa
whoooopaaaa whoooopaaaa
whoooopaaaa whoooopaaaa
(Jordan H - Mar 24, 2006 02:23:33 PM)
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Are you OK? or is it just a furball?
(William - Mar 24, 2006 10:09:18 PM)
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21 |
3.43 |
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| 37 |
Michael |
A snapshot of the day Hugo realized that he was bad luck. "I am never going on family outing again."
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Lost reference? Or just coincidence?
(Lane - Mar 20, 2006 11:51:54 AM)
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All comments are there for a reason.
(Anonymous - Mar 20, 2006 11:55:07 AM)
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unfortunately, once the votes start being cast this caption will move from 4th place, to 8th, to 15th, then 16th, 23rd...
(dave - Mar 21, 2006 11:50:59 AM)
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21 |
3.33 |
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| 38 |
William |
"...oh yeah, well my dad was a real monster truck driver!"
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21 |
3.29 |
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| 39 |
Ryan |
Super Dave Osborne's family vacation: Day 1
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(1)
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http://www.extravalue.com/video/superdave/about/
(Anonymous - Mar 20, 2006 05:57:27 AM)
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21 |
3.29 |
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| 40 |
Brent |
The people who've come to see what happened look around in confusion as the people in the truck keep screaming: "O'DOYLE RULES!!"
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I love Billy Madison!
(Casey - Mar 22, 2006 09:50:23 AM)
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21 |
3.24 |
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| 41 |
Jill |
Oh Hells-bells! Bubba's gone and done it again--trying to be a stunt driver!
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21 |
3.24 |
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March 20-26, 2006
