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Name |
Caption |
Votes |
Average |
You |
| 1 |
Lane |
For Muhammed Abdul Hakiim, it turned out that the promise of 70 virgins in heaven for blowing himself up was true. There was one detail, however, that he had not considered...
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Excellent. Good one!
(Jason - Mar 28, 2006 10:05:01 AM)
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as an arabic student, you will get at least two extra points from me if you make the name Abdul Hakiim, instead. Abdul Al-Hakiim is redundant. :)
(Brian - Mar 28, 2006 12:16:15 PM)
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Good one Lane.
(Michael - Mar 31, 2006 01:25:01 AM)
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24 |
6.54 |
- |
| 2 |
Nate |
And God said, "Let there be light" and there was light. Then He said, "Whoa! Turn it off! Turn it off!"
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24 |
6.25 |
- |
| 3 |
Julie H |
Everyone goes through an awkward stage...for these girls that stage is called "life."
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24 |
6.17 |
- |
| 4 |
Jonathan |
Somewhere in America, a dentist just signed a loan for a new boat.
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24 |
5.88 |
- |
| 5 |
Jonathan |
But Ammon said unto him: Nay, but I will be thy servant.
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(2)
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BRAVO, my friend; BRAVO.
(Brian - Mar 28, 2006 06:31:07 PM)
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I thought this should have won.
(Chad - Mar 31, 2006 10:44:48 AM)
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24 |
5.88 |
- |
| 6 |
Brian |
unfortunately, the "marriott sisters" were unable to recreate the fame of the hiltons.
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24 |
5.58 |
- |
| 7 |
Leslie |
the other animals protested, but noah lovingly welcomed these two onto the ark.
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(1)
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Im sad this one didnt do better. I love it.
(Logan - Mar 30, 2006 07:52:48 PM)
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24 |
5.29 |
- |
| 8 |
Chris N |
...and Frodo's sword began to glow.
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(1)
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This one was my favorite. Thanks for the great caption.
(Michael - Mar 31, 2006 01:24:36 AM)
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24 |
5.21 |
- |
| 9 |
Brian |
here she comes... Miss Idaho and her 1st attendant.
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24 |
5.17 |
- |
| 10 |
Carol-Lyn |
Who thought cloning Chelsea Clinton was a good idea?
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24 |
5.00 |
- |
| 11 |
David |
A clear example showing the need for double bagging.
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(2)
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LMAO!
(Casey - Mar 27, 2006 11:13:15 AM)
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This is good. This is real good.
(Nate - Mar 27, 2006 08:41:29 PM)
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25 |
4.96 |
- |
| 12 |
Jonathan |
Which one of you ladies is ahead in your collection of gnawed off arms?
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(1)
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definately the one on the right
(Michael - Mar 27, 2006 02:25:44 PM)
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24 |
4.96 |
- |
| 13 |
Amy M |
Ugly: The new birth control.
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24 |
4.96 |
- |
| 14 |
Jason |
In the next room, Chad to Lane: "Dude, I can set you up with Twins tonight Lane. TWINS!"
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24 |
4.96 |
- |
| 15 |
William |
"Hi, guess my sex!"
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(3)
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10 from me!
(Brian - Mar 27, 2006 11:15:15 AM)
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Hermaphrodite: Hermaphroditus was the sone of Hermes and Aphrodite. While travelling the woods of Caria that he encountered Salmacis the Naiad in her pool. She is overcome by lust for the boy, and tries to seduce him, but is rejected. When he thinks her to be gone, Hermaphroditus undresses and enters the waters of the empty pool. Salmacis springs out from behind a tree and jumps into the pool. She wraps herself around the boy, forcibly kissing him. While he struggles, she calls out to the gods in prayer that they should never part. Her wish is granted, and their bodies blend into one intersexual form.
(dave - Mar 27, 2006 01:58:44 PM)
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I think this happend to me at a bar once.....
(William - Mar 28, 2006 12:09:18 AM)
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24 |
4.92 |
- |
| 16 |
Jonathan |
Two sweet spirits destined to be in the singles ward for a long time.
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(1)
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True that! double true!
(Michael - Mar 27, 2006 09:44:32 AM)
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24 |
4.79 |
- |
| 17 |
Nate |
Quality has always been better than quantity.
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(1)
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true for women and captions
(Julie H - Mar 29, 2006 09:53:28 AM)
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24 |
4.71 |
- |
| 18 |
Brent |
No, I don't think your dresses are ugly, compared to your faces, they look quite nice.
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24 |
4.62 |
- |
| 19 |
Mike K |
Lane explains his new 40 lbs. in 40 days diet: "...and as long as they're in my presence, I have absolutely NO appetite!"
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(1)
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LOL
(Michael - Mar 28, 2006 02:47:20 PM)
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24 |
4.54 |
- |
| 20 |
Michael |
Well you know. They are like a 3 and a 4... but if you take them out together then they add up to a 7. Which really isn't that bad. I can't remember the last time I was out with a seven.
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let's hope you're rating on a 0-100 scale.
(Mike K - Mar 27, 2006 04:00:13 PM)
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either way, it makes me look really bad huh.
(Anonymous - Mar 27, 2006 04:18:06 PM)
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yeah, it kind of does, doesn't it? the hole you've dug gets deeper...=)
(Mike K - Mar 27, 2006 05:44:00 PM)
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I wonder on how they would score on hot or not?
(Casey - Mar 28, 2006 03:51:31 PM)
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24 |
4.50 |
- |
| 21 |
Dana |
Mmmbop!!! So where is the 3rd Hanson brother!?
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25 |
4.44 |
- |
| 22 |
Nate |
There is no wing-man in the world that will go on this double-date.
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24 |
4.42 |
- |
| 23 |
Lane |
Let's see...Cinderella's here, Fairy Godmother...and...WHOA! Note to self: Give casting director a raise.
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24 |
4.42 |
- |
| 24 |
Cari |
Prince Charming to the King: "You see this Dad?! THIS is why I was opposed to the 'we'll just invite all the single ladies over for a ball' idea!"
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24 |
4.33 |
- |
| 25 |
dave |
The leading argument against human cloning
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24 |
4.25 |
- |
| 26 |
Michael |
The speaker said, "Look around guys. You may marry one of the girls standing next to you right now."
I looked and ran away as fast as possible. That was the last single adult dance I ever went to.
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24 |
4.17 |
- |
| 27 |
dave |
It was a bit of a risk to take, but they finally decided to go a little bit more low key and not wear their Renaissance costumes to the evening social.
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24 |
4.12 |
- |
| 28 |
David |
These girls pray every evening that the Church re-institutes Polygamy.
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25 |
4.08 |
- |
| 29 |
Jill |
Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was HOTT like me?!!!
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24 |
4.04 |
- |
| 30 |
Casey |
The future Mrs. Pollock, and Mrs. Kniephof.
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Now you can see why we're in no hurry...
(Lane - Mar 27, 2006 10:13:11 AM)
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Funny that of all the words misspelled on POTW, Mike's last name isn't one of them.
(Danene - Mar 27, 2006 06:46:14 PM)
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24 |
4.04 |
- |
| 31 |
Michael |
Why arranged marriage would NEVER work.
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24 |
4.04 |
- |
| 32 |
Lane |
Welcome to the "Mr. Ed gets a girlfriend" episode auditions...who's first?
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24 |
3.96 |
- |
| 33 |
Brian |
Phoebe makes her best "live long and prosper" afer arriving at the star trek convention with her sister.
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Brian, I really liked this one. I gave it a 10. Way to go.
(Logan - Mar 31, 2006 02:43:40 PM)
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24 |
3.92 |
- |
| 34 |
David |
HOLY CRAP! Someone has been down here with the Ugly Stick!
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(1)
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¿just the ugly stick, or did they get the whole tree?
(dave - Mar 27, 2006 12:22:10 PM)
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25 |
3.88 |
- |
| 35 |
Logan |
There goes the last lingering threat of my heterosexuality.
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The person who submitted this quote (me) admits it was stolen from a Simpsons episode.
(Anonymous - Mar 27, 2006 12:26:28 PM)
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No, we all know that was gone a long time ago.....
(Jason - Mar 28, 2006 10:27:19 AM)
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24 |
3.88 |
- |
| 36 |
dave |
You can try to polish dirt, but it's still dirt.
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24 |
3.88 |
- |
| 37 |
Amy M |
On occasion I think to myself, "that woman is so ugly she should wear a brown paper bag over her head." On this occasion I'm thinking, "these women should wear sleeping bags with tiny slits for their eyes."
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24 |
3.88 |
- |
| 38 |
Chad |
Growing up these two sisters were cruelly teased. They were often called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, and even ugly-ugly.
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Im sad this one didnt do better. I really really really liked this one.
(Logan - Mar 31, 2006 09:51:17 AM)
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24 |
3.88 |
- |
| 39 |
Leslie |
why the long face?
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24 |
3.83 |
- |
| 40 |
Jason |
The new "Girls Gone Wild" video series suffered from lackluster sales.......Producers blame the price of gasoline.
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24 |
3.75 |
- |
| 41 |
Casey |
Girls that you don't want to see at spring break.
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24 |
3.71 |
- |
| 42 |
Carol-Lyn |
"In West Virginia, it's funny how things work out. Our mamma is our and aunt and our grandaddy is our uncle. Our cousin is our sister, and our brother is our cousin ..."
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24 |
3.67 |
- |
| 43 |
Sommer |
Sallie Mae and Billy Jo have reconciled and caught up for lost time since discovering last week on the Jerry Springer show that not only are they sisters, but the man they were fighting over was their brother.
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24 |
3.67 |
- |
| 44 |
Brent |
We're sorry, this POTW member could not leave a caption at the moment because the instant he saw the photo he was turned to stone, please stand by...
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24 |
3.67 |
- |
| 45 |
Cari |
Due to budget constraints, the Extreme Make-Over selection committee went ahead and forwarded Tiffany and Alisa's application to the Extreme Home Make-Over show instead.
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24 |
3.67 |
- |
| 46 |
Mike K |
The origin of the expression "shiver me timbers!"
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I'm sad this one didn't do better. I like them short and sweet. And this one made me LOL!
(David - Apr 3, 2006 09:36:39 AM)
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24 |
3.67 |
- |
| 47 |
Lane |
Got Beer?
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More like: Got Kegs?
(Nate - Mar 27, 2006 10:01:08 AM)
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Maybe something a little bit harder, like Captian Morgan, or Jagermeister
(Casey - Mar 27, 2006 10:02:22 AM)
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Why yes.......
(William - Mar 29, 2006 12:26:30 AM)
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I need beer just to vote!
(William - Mar 29, 2006 12:27:04 AM)
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24 |
3.62 |
- |
| 48 |
Mike K |
Quintessential British Girls
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I was thinking Canadian my self.
(Casey - Mar 28, 2006 03:21:52 PM)
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I can't believe this one didn't do better. It was pretty funny to me. Nice one Mike.
(Nate - Mar 31, 2006 12:14:27 AM)
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24 |
3.62 |
- |
| 49 |
Nate |
These girls from Payson prove that Utah is not the land of milk and honey.
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What does this even mean?
(Anonymous - Mar 28, 2006 06:17:05 PM)
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why payson???
(Leslie - Mar 29, 2006 12:20:51 AM)
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I only know hot girls from Payson....
(William - Mar 29, 2006 12:25:15 AM)
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boom! another point for william :)
(Leslie - Mar 29, 2006 12:28:51 AM)
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24 |
3.58 |
- |
| 50 |
Leslie |
someone should have done america a service and spade janet reno.
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spayed
(Brian - Mar 28, 2006 10:58:32 PM)
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oh...right...spayed
(Leslie - Mar 29, 2006 12:15:05 AM)
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unless you meant to whack her with a shovel... also effective. :)
(Brian - Mar 29, 2006 10:05:54 AM)
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lol - it is garden prep time! I do own a tiller.....
(William - Mar 29, 2006 10:20:33 AM)
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24 |
3.54 |
- |
| 51 |
Michael |
He's thinking "Damn it sucks being a male excort!"
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24 |
3.46 |
- |
| 52 |
David |
Hi, my name is Wanda, this is my girlfriend Beatrice. Wanna come over for cheese fondue and some twister?
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25 |
3.40 |
- |
| 53 |
Leslie |
I Am a Child of God.
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24 |
3.33 |
- |
| 54 |
Cari |
"Hi. I'm Anastasia and this is my sister Druscilla. Oh, and that's our mom over there by the pigs in the blanket."
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24 |
3.29 |
- |
| 55 |
Brent |
Michelle and Cat get another free makeover, this time with even worse results.
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See quarterly contest 1, week 8 in the archive if you forgot or weren't around then.
(Anonymous - Mar 27, 2006 10:16:14 PM)
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Oh, yay! Another caption where someone says I'm ugly! That really takes the sting out of turning 30. Thanks!
(Michelle - Mar 27, 2006 11:38:53 PM)
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I think you're Hot! And no, i'm sober - mostly.
(Anonymous - Mar 28, 2006 12:00:12 AM)
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24 |
3.21 |
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| 56 |
dave |
No matter how many times I look at the picture all I can see is Mr. Seinkowitz, my 8th grade science teacher, in a dress. I will have nightmares.
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24 |
3.21 |
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| 57 |
William |
"Your website or mine?"
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this is unfortunate. I really liked this one.
(Brian - Mar 30, 2006 01:48:40 PM)
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my life is sometimes "unfortunate", but yeah it happens.
(William - Mar 30, 2006 02:05:28 PM)
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I didn't really get it.???..?
(Michael - Mar 30, 2006 03:06:47 PM)
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I'll explain my take on it. normal people might say, "my place or yours?" ... and the rest is up to you
(Brian - Mar 30, 2006 08:32:55 PM)
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24 |
3.17 |
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| 58 |
Brent |
Who let the dogs out?
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24 |
3.12 |
- |
| 59 |
Casey |
Episode 322 of Fullhouse which never aired on tv for obvious reasons.
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24 |
3.08 |
- |
| 60 |
Mike K |
Something you REALLY didn't want to hear them say: "See more at www.hotmamaz.com!"
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Don't really go there!!!!
(Michael - Mar 28, 2006 04:11:28 PM)
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it hotmamaz any better, michael?
(Anonymous - Mar 28, 2006 04:22:51 PM)
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yeah. it was spelt with a z and I didn't notice.
(Michael - Mar 28, 2006 04:24:35 PM)
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24 |
3.08 |
- |
| 61 |
Jason |
From the producers of "Brokeback Mountain" comes an all new tale of friendship, love, and hope. This May, DreamWorks pictures invites you along for an adventurous visit to "BrokeBack BandCamp".
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Man I wish the Brokeback jokes would GO AWAY!
(Michael - Mar 28, 2006 05:09:38 PM)
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24 |
3.08 |
- |
| 62 |
Jason |
"So, which one one of us is that box of chocolates for"?
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24 |
3.00 |
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| 63 |
Steve |
The double-mint gum twins runner's up. double your please with double-mint gum.
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¿"double your please"? is that like "please, PLEASE poke my eyes out, i can't take this any more."?
(dave - Mar 27, 2006 12:28:35 PM)
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Dave, your comment on this one, was actually funnier than the original comment.
(David - Apr 3, 2006 09:41:12 AM)
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2.96 |
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| 64 |
Chad |
Lane whispered longingly to Arlene and Gertrude, "Why can't I quit you two?"
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Let's be honest, there is really no reason why he shouldn't be able to quit them.
(Michael - Mar 27, 2006 01:57:46 PM)
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Let's be really honest...he wasn't whispering!
(William - Mar 27, 2006 02:00:54 PM)
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Let's be absolutely honest: Enough with the Brokeback Mountain quotes already!
(Brent - Mar 27, 2006 09:43:52 PM)
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Brokeback might be worn out, but it is girls like this that give make going Brokeback style understandable.
(David - Mar 28, 2006 10:33:18 AM)
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Sorry, it would take a lot more than that. I'd sooner go without completely.
(Jason - Mar 28, 2006 11:23:50 AM)
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I've officially retired from the brokeback comments.
(Chad - Mar 30, 2006 09:51:30 AM)
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may the world learn from your example.
(Brian - Mar 30, 2006 12:12:39 PM)
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24 |
2.96 |
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| 65 |
William |
After many years of contract negotiations, Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari are back with the Bosom Buddies Reunion Special!
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24 |
2.92 |
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| 66 |
Jill |
Twins-opposite in most ways- except for the fact that they're both homely, and frumpy.
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24 |
2.88 |
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| 67 |
Logan |
These Katrina victims found true love while waiting for the National Guard to roll in. Who'da thought a wedding inside an evacuation shelter could be so glamourous?
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24 |
2.79 |
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| 68 |
Casey |
Mom, Dad, I would like you to meet my fiance.
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24 |
2.75 |
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| 69 |
Jill |
Hilda and Helga at their debutate (coming out) party. All the guys wanted their numbers.
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okay, I'll be the spelling police on this one - Debutante
(Amber - Mar 27, 2006 08:41:37 AM)
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24 |
2.58 |
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| 70 |
Chad |
Yamma hamma fright night!
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Michael, what does this even mean?
(Nate - Mar 29, 2006 11:25:47 AM)
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Michael? Why me? I didn't get it either.
(Michael - Mar 29, 2006 12:23:38 PM)
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Its a Seinfeld reference.
(Chad - Mar 29, 2006 01:56:06 PM)
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wow I am a big fan and i don't remember that. If I did then I would have voted it higher. Which episodw was it?
(Michael - Mar 29, 2006 02:48:13 PM)
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Setting: Outside H&H Bagels]
(Kramer is chanting 'no bagels, no bagels..' Elaine walks out, her make-up is distorted, and her face is pale because of the steam)
ELAINE: Kramer, the vest just called.
KRAMER: (Shocked by the way Elaine looks) Yama - Hama! It's fright night!
(Chad - Mar 30, 2006 08:15:49 AM)
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Thanks Chad. Dang I wish I knew it was a Sienfeld reference.
(Michael - Mar 30, 2006 09:40:29 AM)
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24 |
2.58 |
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| 71 |
Logan |
Hey, these two Sisters were in my district when I was DL (District Leader)!
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They don't seem like ex-missionaries to me????
(Michael - Mar 27, 2006 01:12:29 PM)
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24 |
2.46 |
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| 72 |
Logan |
Hey, didnt I meet you two at AskMichelles birthday party?
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24 |
2.46 |
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| 73 |
Jill |
And this in the red is my cousin, Beatrice, and her girlfriend, Margaret. They recently got married, and are now expecting their first child.
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2.42 |
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March 27-April 2, 2006
