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Jonathan |
Day 1 of New Dad Training -- How to change a diaper.
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instant favorite.
(Brian - Apr 4, 2006 12:11:38 PM)
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what does the guy with the pole do?
(Brian - Apr 4, 2006 12:12:26 PM)
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That's to carry to used one to the trash bin...
(Jason - Apr 4, 2006 01:41:24 PM)
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How do you guys come up with such funny captions??? Darn you!!!!
(Jason - Apr 4, 2006 01:42:02 PM)
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23 |
6.00 |
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| 2 |
Julie H |
Chuck swore that living on an EPA superfund site didn't do any permanent damage...but his man boobs and crooked smile tell another story.
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23 |
5.83 |
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| 3 |
Jason |
Example #122 Why Senior Citizens shouldn't have driver licenses: Leroy accidentally drops the keys to his 45' Class A motorhome down the RV dump at the local campground.
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23 |
5.74 |
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| 4 |
William |
"Mildred relax and take the picture...It's just Anthrax"
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THis is funnier than the Canary... :) Extra point for use of the name "Mildred". LOL
(Jason - Apr 5, 2006 02:26:35 PM)
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23 |
5.57 |
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| 5 |
Julie H |
Florida's senior citizen recovery unit felt prepared to catch Wally and bring him back to the nursing home...but the team underestimated the mind numbing power of Wally's stories about the war.
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LOL! good one.
(Jason - Apr 4, 2006 02:11:42 PM)
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23 |
5.52 |
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| 6 |
Jonathan |
Bubble kids on a nature hike.
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I'd give this one top 5. Unfortunately, I alone cannot will it into a better position.
(Brian - Apr 6, 2006 08:59:04 AM)
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23 |
5.09 |
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| 7 |
Chris N |
The human version of the canary in the mine.
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Is this contest rigged or something......?
(Jason - Apr 5, 2006 12:10:51 PM)
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yeah...i'm kinda thinking-what the hell? and then again, i rated it kind of high :(
(Leslie - Apr 5, 2006 12:40:28 PM)
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i thought this one was really clever
(Julie H - Apr 5, 2006 01:09:38 PM)
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Not me. I am with Leslie "What the hell?"
(Michael - Apr 5, 2006 02:30:44 PM)
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Do you know what the canary in the mine is?
(Julie H - Apr 5, 2006 02:33:51 PM)
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Yes. It's not a bad caption. Just not laugh out loud to me. Just don't understand why #1. Obviously, most feel it is pretty funny.
(Jason - Apr 5, 2006 02:53:33 PM)
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Contest not rigged. The only way to cheat is to tell other members which captions you wrote. But only LOSERS would do that. ;) In my experience the #1 caption usually has a good combination of simplicity and universal appeal...while usually NOT being most people's personal favorite.
(Lane - Apr 5, 2006 03:29:08 PM)
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This is the George W Bush caption; gets the most votes, but then kind of hoh hum popularity.
(Jonathan - Apr 5, 2006 03:40:51 PM)
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Stop worrying about this dumb caption and go read the rest of the joke.
(Nate - Apr 5, 2006 11:58:31 PM)
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24 |
5.00 |
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| 8 |
Mike K |
After decades of research, Dr. Jones finally made his first journey using his teleporting machine. Unfortunately, it was also his last journey as his calculations were way off and he ended up at a flesh-eating bacteria research facility.
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23 |
5.00 |
- |
| 9 |
Ryan |
Norman spares no expense protecting his marijuana harvesters from Florida's harsh UV rays.
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23 |
4.96 |
- |
| 10 |
Brent |
Hey, Martha, quick take a picture of this. When I stand close to the toxic waste, my shirt starts glowing!
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23 |
4.91 |
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| 11 |
Jason |
Due to the ridiuclous amount of lawsuits these days, Marvin takes all possible precautions when guests are on his property, including family picnics.
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23 |
4.78 |
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| 12 |
Jason |
Due to recent problems, the Catholic Church now requires a strict dress code for all alter boys - much to Father Flanegan's displeasure........
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Hey...I was an Alter Boy!
(William - Apr 3, 2006 02:18:59 PM)
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WAS?.... come on, William.
(Logan - Apr 3, 2006 03:53:44 PM)
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Although with all my recent luck with dating in Cedar, I might just become a priest.
(William - Apr 3, 2006 04:41:13 PM)
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William do you know the best part about dating an alter boy?
(Nate - Apr 3, 2006 11:30:55 PM)
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please say no... please say no... please say no...
(Brian - Apr 3, 2006 11:48:43 PM)
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Im kinda anxious to hear the rest of the joke.... go on Nate.
(Logan - Apr 4, 2006 04:48:13 PM)
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Yeah, come on Nate don't leave us hanging.
(David - Apr 5, 2006 10:42:35 AM)
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There are several answers but I will give the one that is the least offensive: They are used to spending a lot of time on there knees.
(Nate - Apr 5, 2006 11:57:28 PM)
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thats the least offensive...please don't say the other ones!
(Julie H - Apr 6, 2006 09:29:53 AM)
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William- I hope I didn't offend you--or any other catholics for that matter. That was pretty dumb of me....sorry.
(Nate - Apr 6, 2006 10:32:05 AM)
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23 |
4.78 |
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| 13 |
David |
Guy in Pink: I think these girls are over-reacting, it is just a dead mouse!
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23 |
4.70 |
- |
| 14 |
Jonathan |
The PGA comes to Geneva Steel Fairways.
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23 |
4.61 |
- |
| 15 |
Mike K |
Lane Pollock in I SURVIVED!
(Read as a movie trailer)
The year is 2037. Chemical warfare spans the globe. Decades of imbibing the harsh ingredients in Diet Mountain Dew (yellow #5, aspartame, and brominated vegetable oil) harden a young man and make him immune to the toxins in the air...
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have you measured the specifics of this movie against lane's "research" on diet mountain dew?
(Leslie - Apr 4, 2006 10:30:33 AM)
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I believe I'd see this movie...
(Lane - Apr 4, 2006 12:20:20 PM)
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That is not a surprise, Lane, you see just about every movie.
(David - Apr 5, 2006 10:55:16 AM)
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23 |
4.61 |
- |
| 16 |
David |
Director for documentary: "Will, someone get the dorky tourist in the pink shirt out of my shot?!"
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23 |
4.52 |
- |
| 17 |
Mike K |
"Hey! Where's MY suit?! Jeesh, I don't get no respect around here!"
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23 |
4.52 |
- |
| 18 |
Michael |
I bet you can't guess which one is from Chernobyl?
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23 |
4.52 |
- |
| 19 |
Sara |
Do you believe these Forest Service guys? All this for a little pile of poop?
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24 |
4.50 |
- |
| 20 |
Michael |
"Four of these kids belong together
Four of these kids are kind of the same
But one of these kids is doing his own thing
Now it's time to play our game."
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23 |
4.48 |
- |
| 21 |
Brent |
"Why are we all in these suits you ask? Naw, nothing like that, we're just landscaping, it's just that our pink-shirted foreman over there has gas like you wouldn't believe."
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23 |
4.39 |
- |
| 22 |
Leslie |
It was a grim day Gilligan and crew discovered Mr. Howell was in cahoots with the "Others" on the island.
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23 |
4.39 |
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| 23 |
Jason |
Michael Moore learned the dangers of Live TV when a local wandered into his staged corporate pollution undercover "exposé". "Hey, what are all you people doing in my backyard? Is that a catering truck?"
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You might want to run this through spell check.
(Jonathan - Apr 3, 2006 01:57:05 PM)
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Dude. There are plenty of other captions with spelling errors. Don't pick on this one just because the person didn't know the code for putting in an accent mark.
(Michelle - Apr 3, 2006 02:22:33 PM)
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YAY for the spelling police!
(Michael - Apr 3, 2006 03:18:32 PM)
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Rather than bicker back and forth about spelling...just reflect your distaste for such things in your vote.
(Lane - Apr 3, 2006 03:39:41 PM)
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But Lane, how will I ever win if someone doesn't edit my comment for me?
(Michael - Apr 3, 2006 04:51:25 PM)
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I wasn't picking on this one because of the "é", but because of the "danagers of live TV".
(Jonathan - Apr 4, 2006 07:52:02 AM)
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Down with Michael Moore! May he rot in Hell!
(Casey - Apr 4, 2006 12:54:06 PM)
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Wow! I got "Rodney-Kinged" by the grammar police!!!!
(Jason - Apr 5, 2006 01:46:40 PM)
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Sorry, I did like the caption though. I'll keep my trap shut next time.
(Jonathan - Apr 5, 2006 02:30:39 PM)
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23 |
4.35 |
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| 24 |
Leslie |
keep lookin' boys. my contact is around here somewhere...
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23 |
4.35 |
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| 25 |
William |
Yeah, it's ok...I'm safe...I'm wearing pink.
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You were up at 2:30 in the morning writing captions for POTW?
(Jonathan - Apr 3, 2006 08:08:53 AM)
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Yeah at 3:30 am i noticed someone had alread commented.
(Michael - Apr 3, 2006 01:50:58 PM)
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23 |
4.30 |
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| 26 |
Nate |
The best part about vacationing in Flint, Michigan.
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Bravo! Although Flint is somewhat of a paradise compared to Saginaw, Michigan and Toledo, Ohio.
(Anonymous - Apr 4, 2006 12:00:39 PM)
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The only thing I know about Flint is that is where Michael Moore is from. Is that suppose to relate to the comment?
(Michael - Apr 4, 2006 12:50:40 PM)
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err I mean captioon.
(Michael - Apr 4, 2006 12:51:01 PM)
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I liked the comment about Flint, MI. Commonly referred to by Michiganders as the armpit of Michigan. The only place worse than Flint is Gary, Indiana. If the Lord were to give the world an enema, He would insert the hose in Gary.
(David - Apr 5, 2006 10:45:31 AM)
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23 |
4.26 |
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| 27 |
Michael |
The company's Halloween party was interrupted when SOMEONE (Boy was Bob embarrassed) clogged the sewers. Luckily the sales group was prepared to fix it.
They weren’t happy at first, but it was all worth it when they won the prize for "Best Group Costume" and an added bonus prize of a $100 for "Most Useful Costume" too.
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23 |
4.26 |
- |
| 28 |
Brent |
Goerge Mcfly as a senior citizen: "Hey I recognize these guys! They're from Vulcan! Say hello to Darth Vader for me, will ya"
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23 |
4.22 |
- |
| 29 |
Ryan |
The First Scuba Church's regular reverend was on vacation, so they had to find a replacement for their graveside service.
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23 |
4.22 |
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| 30 |
Chris N |
"Are anyone else's thighs burning?"
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24 |
4.21 |
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| 31 |
Nate |
Chemical reactions can be fun.
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23 |
4.17 |
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| 32 |
Jonathan |
What sex-ed classes will look like in the near future.
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23 |
4.13 |
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| 33 |
dave |
Yeah my wife teased me about the pink shirt. I've even been harassed for going out of the house in socks and sandalls... but THESE GUYS?!? Who let them out in public?
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23 |
4.13 |
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| 34 |
Michael |
Some people are just more paranoid than others.
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23 |
4.09 |
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| 35 |
Mike K |
"Doctor, are you sure you'll be safe without a suit? This stuff is highly toxic you know!"
"What? I'm no doctor. But I slept at a Holiday Inn last night!"
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23 |
4.04 |
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| 36 |
Steve |
CSI Miami, Thursday 10:37 A:M. Del Boca Vista Phase II retirement Community. "Hey Honny, check out the 'present' Fifi, left. I told you to not to feed the dog chili"
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24 |
4.00 |
- |
| 37 |
dave |
With the cult moving in to the retirement community, Harold could only hope for the surprise arrival of a commet to "take them away"
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23 |
3.96 |
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| 38 |
dave |
"Hey Lois, should I tell these idiots that they're no where near the beach?"
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23 |
3.83 |
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| 39 |
Joel |
"This is exactly where the genitaliens abducted me."
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23 |
3.78 |
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| 40 |
dave |
"No Madge, they're harmless. I just think that this guy in the middle doesn't know how to get to the "Amen"."
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23 |
3.61 |
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| 41 |
William |
Safety Starts with You!
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23 |
3.57 |
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| 42 |
Brent |
One of us in 35 years: Happy 36th birthday POTW3!
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23 |
3.52 |
- |
| 43 |
David |
Yep! This is where I buried the body down in Aruba.
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23 |
3.26 |
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| 44 |
William |
Dude, did we not just spend all weekend talking about addictions and gender issues?
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?
(Brian - Apr 3, 2006 12:21:28 PM)
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Did someone not watch conference???
(Anonymous - Apr 3, 2006 12:41:06 PM)
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Don't question it Brian. You know that pink shirts are about as cool as putting a rainbow sticker on your bumper.
(Nate - Apr 3, 2006 01:27:11 PM)
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3.00 |
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