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Lane |
Bubba the tractor driver was a no-show for his baptism that Saturday morning. No one was sure what spooked him...
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This caption made me LOL.
(Jonathan - Apr 10, 2006 03:57:01 PM)
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It took me a minute to locate Bubba. Good one
(Chad - Apr 11, 2006 08:52:52 AM)
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Nice come-from-behind win. Good job Lane.
(Jonathan - Apr 14, 2006 10:19:49 AM)
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17 |
5.53 |
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| 2 |
Jonathan |
After months of saving, local farmer Ujesh, was finally able to purchase a trunk monkey so he could drive his tractor through town without being stopped by missionaries.
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17 |
5.41 |
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| 3 |
Lane |
In an emotional moment of pure determination, Elder Ayer decided to lose the glasses and get LASIK surgery...it was time to get that monkey off his back.
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17 |
5.35 |
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| 4 |
Jonathan |
Curious Gauri and the man in the yellow tie.
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17 |
5.24 |
- |
| 5 |
William |
It's always sad to say goodbye, but these were the "Best Two Years"….for both of them!
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17 |
4.94 |
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| 6 |
Brian |
after a little rough housing with Abu, Elder Ayer soon finds himself without glasses. Moral of the story: if you play with the monkey, you'll go blind.
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Hey Lane, even though I have a 19” monitor, I’m having trouble reading the captions. Do you think you can make the font bigger or something?
(William - Apr 10, 2006 08:19:48 PM)
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Personally William I use ctrl and + to make the text nice and big so so that I can see.
(Michael - Apr 12, 2006 10:57:30 PM)
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17 |
4.71 |
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Jonathan |
Wikipedia: A group of monkeys may be referred to as a mission of monkeys... Somewhat clever, mildly hilarious, coincidental irony.
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More like a barrel of monkeys
(Casey - Apr 10, 2006 09:55:01 AM)
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17 |
4.59 |
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| 8 |
dave |
Foreign countries: where the solution to today's obnoxious pet is tomorrow's dinner
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17 |
4.59 |
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| 9 |
Lane |
"I don't get it, Elder Ayer. Anytime you need something you take off your glasses, put them on the monkey's face, it looks around for a sec., and then performs whatever task you ask of it...can you please explain how this works!?"
"It's quite simple, really. Monkey see, monkey do."
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17 |
4.59 |
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| 10 |
Chad |
Shortly this picture was taken, Elder Johnson went back to his apartment and spanked his monkey.
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I do not approve :(
(Casey - Apr 10, 2006 09:56:03 AM)
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I think this one is great. But you need to add an "after" in there...but funny caption.
(Nate - Apr 11, 2006 07:33:52 PM)
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LOL. Shame on you!
(Jason - Apr 15, 2006 11:10:02 PM)
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17 |
4.53 |
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| 11 |
Jonathan |
Those who experience monkey-pattern baldness start losing their hair right in the middle.
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17 |
4.47 |
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| 12 |
dave |
EWWW... what is that running down my back?
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Bart and Homer are watching an old episode of the Krusty the Klown show.
Krusty: Now why do they call this a 'urine monkey'... I... oooh, just found out.
(dave - Apr 12, 2006 12:34:27 AM)
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17 |
4.35 |
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| 13 |
Lane |
Trainer: "Yeah, some missionaries reach legendary status. Like take ol' Elder Ayer. That guy was so kind he'd give the glasses off his face to help a nearsighted monkey..."
Greenie: "Is that some kind of metaphor?"
Trainer: "Not sure. That's just what my trainer told me..."
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17 |
4.35 |
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| 14 |
Jill |
Apparently there are klepto-monkeys scattered all over Mexico. Just like small children and rodents, they like shiny, opaque, and breakable items.
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wouldn't glasses be transparent...not opaque
(Julie H - Apr 10, 2006 12:40:17 PM)
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good point sister!
(Brian - Apr 10, 2006 12:55:36 PM)
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You go girl!
(Logan - Apr 10, 2006 01:04:52 PM)
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What is this, the View? Nice call JH.
(William - Apr 10, 2006 03:06:42 PM)
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yes, but she is actually my sister, so my statement was more of a "soon Rome will be ours, dear sister!" and not a "Sistah... you so fine!"
(Brian - Apr 10, 2006 03:57:34 PM)
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17 |
4.18 |
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| 15 |
Samela |
Hmm, with my eyes closed this feels just like real mink.
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18 |
4.17 |
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| 16 |
Michelle |
Monkey: "No, Elder--you're not having a miraculous vision. There's just a spot on your glasses. It does look a little like the Virgin Mary though."
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17 |
4.12 |
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| 17 |
Brian |
India is not only on the forefront of the medical world, but of cheap labor too! Hence, monkey-optimetrists!
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17 |
3.94 |
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| 18 |
Michael |
"Elder will you stop messing around with our dinner and come on. I'M HUNGRY!"
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17 |
3.88 |
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| 19 |
Michael |
"The worst experience that I had on my mission was when I had a monkey on my shoulder and her ripped my glasses off my face. I tossed the monkey off my shoulder and it got ran over by a tractor... (A tear forms) it obviously effected me deeply."
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Props to you for brutality, I love brutality.
(Amy M - Apr 13, 2006 10:08:03 AM)
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17 |
3.82 |
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| 20 |
William |
Elder Ayer begins to cry, as he realizes he's been bitten by the "Monkey of Death".
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17 |
3.71 |
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| 21 |
Michael |
The new tracting tactic didn't turn out as efficient as the Elder hoped.
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17 |
3.47 |
- |
| 22 |
Chad |
Dieter to Elder Ramirez, "Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him!"
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17 |
3.41 |
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| 23 |
Brian |
"This is the worst trainer EVER, president! He parts his hair down the MIDDLE! That is SO against the rules!"
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That's nothing--my trainer cried every day for at least an hour.
(Michelle - Apr 11, 2006 04:21:05 PM)
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I'm sure they were tears of the spirit though, right? :)
(Brian - Apr 11, 2006 06:38:33 PM)
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Uh, yeah, the spirit...right. If by spirit you mean "emotional instability"... :)
(Michelle - Apr 11, 2006 07:15:22 PM)
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Alright, you made me curious now. Why did she cry?? Boyfriend? Would she even tell you why?
(Marco - Apr 13, 2006 10:36:48 AM)
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You're asking why a sister missionary cried??? One answer -- Estrogen.
(Jonathan - Apr 13, 2006 10:56:35 AM)
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Who knows. A lot of times she cried because of something I said. I wasn't saying rude things, but she was super sensitive and took everything personally. I'm pretty sure she cried once because I laughed when she said "wacuum" instead of "vacuum."
(Michelle - Apr 13, 2006 11:03:27 AM)
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"you don't understand Sister. In my willage, vie nefa learned to say wacuum. Vie only knew to say shprockensucka."
(Brian - Apr 13, 2006 01:17:30 PM)
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17 |
3.41 |
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| 24 |
William |
Unaware that he’s allergic to monkeys, Elder Ayer removes his glasses in preparation for a prophet-sized sneeze.
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17 |
3.41 |
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| 25 |
Michael |
Watch Nimrod the mormon monkey as he preforms his act that will surely convince you of the truthfullness of the gospel. Or.. At least... you can watch him mess with this elders glasses and generally annoy him.
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17 |
3.24 |
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| 26 |
William |
Luckily there’s just egg on Elder Ayer’s face as he realizes, without his glasses, that it’s just a typical monkey, and not a young Mr. Trump.
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3.18 |
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| 27 |
Dana |
Hanging his head in shame, Pepé the monkey realizes, yet again, he has forgotten to properly wipe before going out in public.
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This caption is hilarious. No way it deserved to be at the bottom. Make me with I'd voted this week...
(Anonymous - Apr 14, 2006 06:31:16 AM)
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"make me with?" is that like "maybe if?"
(Brian - Apr 14, 2006 09:18:40 AM)
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3.18 |
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