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Danene |
Unlike the rest of her friends, Eleanor never did realize her dream of becoming a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. She did take some consolation, however, for being a starting offensive lineman.
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Awesome comment. I really think she could play on the line. Cheers!
(Michael - Apr 28, 2006 02:55:34 AM)
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Nice work Danene. Nice to see first-time winners...
(Lane - Apr 28, 2006 11:22:02 AM)
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20 |
6.25 |
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| 2 |
Jonathan |
The judges awarded the blue ribbon to the bull for keeping Pearl May on his back for 8 seconds.
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some people were wrong... you should be the winner
(dave - Apr 28, 2006 01:16:15 AM)
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6.20 |
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Joel |
Jenny was hesitant to give up her spot in the bottom bunk until she saw the new roommate.
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now that's funny.
(Leslie - Apr 27, 2006 08:57:50 AM)
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20 |
6.20 |
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| 4 |
Lane |
Despite having only 4 members, this tight-knit group of cowgirls remains undefeated in the rodeo's 5-girl tug-o-war.
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20 |
5.95 |
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| 5 |
Sara |
Do these anorexic girls make me look fat?
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20 |
5.85 |
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| 6 |
Michelle |
They say even cowgirls get the blues...and while Prozac seemed to do the trick for the others, the only thing that made Lisa feel better was Twinkies.
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20 |
5.60 |
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| 7 |
Jonathan |
Julie's the tall one, but we call her Jack because she lifts the tractor when we need to change the tires.
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20 |
5.55 |
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| 8 |
Ryan |
Katie here is metaphorically challenged and we try to treat her as normally as possible--but if she ever says "You're so cute, I could just eat you up!" drop all pretenses and run for your life.
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20 |
5.45 |
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| 9 |
Lane |
Q: How many cowgirls does it take to plow a field?
A: Four. Three to bake cookies and one to pull the plow.
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20 |
5.40 |
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| 10 |
Lane |
Welcome to Cowboy Basics 101. Today's lesson: Distinguishing between cowgirls and heifers.
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LOL
(Michael - Apr 24, 2006 01:40:14 PM)
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20 |
5.20 |
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| 11 |
dave |
It was only a fall off of a horse. The doctor said that the swelling would go down in a few days.
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20 |
5.15 |
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| 12 |
Ryan |
Country-Western dances can get pretty wild in Montana. These girls make sure to bring their own bouncer.
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20 |
4.95 |
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| 13 |
Jason |
When their papa, Farmer Jones, reached his midlife crisis and decided to "become his true self," his three daughters were very supportive.
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20 |
4.85 |
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| 14 |
Jason |
Here's a brain teaser: Lane must date two of these girls together, but they must have the same color hat....what should he do? It's a simple lesson in Economics really, all choices come with a cost........
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There is never such thing as a free lunch.
(Michael - Apr 24, 2006 03:04:11 PM)
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especially not with the one on the left.
(Ryan - Apr 24, 2006 09:37:46 PM)
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LMAO!
(Casey - Apr 25, 2006 09:09:23 AM)
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20 |
4.60 |
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| 15 |
Michael |
You think she's big?!? Wait until you see her horse!
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20 |
4.55 |
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| 16 |
Jonathan |
Here's the one that broke the eHarmony servers.
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20 |
4.55 |
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| 17 |
dave |
3 days earlier:
"We could dress up like ballerinas?"
"No, that won't work."
"Princesses?"
"Nope."
"Butterflies?"
"No."
"The Jackson Five?"
"Does Lisa count for two?"
"No."
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20 |
4.50 |
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| 18 |
Michael |
Andrea the Giant.
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20 |
4.40 |
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| 19 |
Brent |
"Wow, these chicks aren't bad. I'd even rate the one on the left a 9.5"
"Don't you mean the one on the right?"
"Nope, the one on the left rates a 9.5... on the Richter scale!"
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Ohhh! Snap!
(Ryan - Apr 26, 2006 08:25:53 AM)
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20 |
4.35 |
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| 20 |
Brent |
Quick, David, arm your sling!
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20 |
4.30 |
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| 21 |
Brent |
"No no NO girls! You got it all wrong! When you round up a cow you don't bring it inside and pose for pictures, you lead it to..., Oh, uh, sorry Bertha, didn't recognize you at first."
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20 |
4.30 |
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Jonathan |
Sissy, who isn't, is our sister from a bigger mister.
Bucky is the smallest, but in spirit stands the tallest.
Effie's the lefty turned straight cause Kenny kissed her.
And Ellie shows her belly for the boys who open up their wallets.
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20 |
4.20 |
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| 23 |
Michelle |
Guess which one of these girls has an overactive pituitary!
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20 |
4.20 |
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| 24 |
Jason |
The Miss Cowgirl USA pagent finalists were: Miss Wyoming, Miss Idaho, Miss Montana, and Miss Utah. The appearence of Miss Wyoming helped many to finally understand one of the causes of recent changes in Wyoming cowboy dating habits.
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20 |
4.20 |
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| 25 |
dave |
Anybody want a peanut?
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Nice reference to Andre the Giant's infamous line from "The Princess Bride."
(Anonymous - Apr 24, 2006 04:45:45 PM)
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20 |
4.20 |
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| 26 |
Dana |
I remember playing this game on Sesame Street!!!
"One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just isn't the same . . ."
Now, if only I could figure out which one it is . . . hmmmmmm.
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21 |
4.19 |
- |
| 27 |
Brent |
These 3 girls finally allowed big Joe his dream: to hang out with them all the time. On one condition...
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20 |
4.15 |
- |
| 28 |
Jason |
Who to ask out? Who to ask out? Dang it! The choice is too hard! If only I had one of those "Easy" buttons from Staples......
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20 |
4.10 |
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| 29 |
dave |
We all know which one is going to ask for the "Horsey-ride"
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20 |
3.95 |
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| 30 |
Casey |
The Rodeo Commitee coudln't find a Lamb big enough for Danene, so she won 1st place by default.
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20 |
3.75 |
- |
| 31 |
Lane |
New, from the folks who brought you "Three Men and a Baby"... "Three Babes and a Man" ...Coming Summer 2006.
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20 |
3.70 |
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| 32 |
Michelle |
Far right: Hi! I'm Deena, and this is my sister Jessie, my cousin Trish, and my brother Dwayne--I mean my, uhh, "sister"... Stella.
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20 |
3.65 |
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| 33 |
Jill |
1 out of 4 people are starting to show the effects of estrogen fortified milk. Billie Jo here (only 13) has the body of a 20 year man (with boobs). People everywhere are begining to second guess milk!
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20 |
3.60 |
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| 34 |
David |
Holy Cow, get out your spurs and hang on for dear life. She is going to give you a ride!
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20 |
3.45 |
- |
| 35 |
David |
I think the weight of her arm is crushing the girl standing next to her.
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20 |
3.45 |
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| 36 |
Jill |
This group of lot lizards were found down at the local Flying J. Word on the street is that the one on the left, known as Big Bertha, is actually a transvestite. (Or some of the more experienced truckers claim.)
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"Just tell them that Large Marge sent Me."
(Casey - Apr 25, 2006 09:10:30 AM)
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20 |
3.40 |
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| 37 |
Michael |
Stay tuned for scenes from "Deuce Bigalow Cowboy Gigolo"
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20 |
3.30 |
- |
| 38 |
Sara |
Lord of the Rings Cowgirl Style
The remaining members of the Fellowship of the Rodeo Queen pause to take a commemorative photo after the hobbits honor their Gondorian visitor with a stirring rendition of "Home on the Shire."
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20 |
3.10 |
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| 39 |
Michael |
WOW! What a woman!
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20 |
2.65 |
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April 24-30, 2006
